Easily one of the worst games we've played on current consoles. You'll be hard-pressed to find anything funny about this tired joke. [Christmas 2012, p.97]

Firing an Uzi is like squeezing off a spongy Nerf gun round. [Christmas 2012, p.96]

Imitates better fantasy RPGs poorly. It's interesting concept is buried under poor story-telling, a lifeless world, and dull combat. [Christmas 2012, p.89]

Very few people need this product. [Nov 2012, p.98]

Lacking in excitement, polish, star power, and any sort of fun. Avoid this excuse for a movie tie-in. [Oct 2012, p.104]

Looks new and feels old, a game good in its own time but not in ours. Now it's starting to look as old and creaky as some of its skaters. [Oct 2012, p.102]

Lacks a strong identity and any real thrills. [June 2012, p.111]

It's racing for small children, imcompetents, or owners of 2004-era Nokias. Everyone else should ignore it. [Apr 2012, p.109]

You'd get better interactivity in general from buying his Greatest Hits album and tapping your foot. [Apr 2012, p.109]

Hellacious. [Apr 2012, p.107]

Amy has all the survival horror elements, but the execution is so poor that the result is a poisonous chimera. [March 2012, p.113]

A potentially interesting idea with inherent problems, which NeverDead completely fails to identify or acknowledge, let alone solve. [March 2012, p.112]

Feels like it's been hiding in the bushes for years, growing old as it waits to spring out on stealth fans. [March 2012, p.92]

A shallow demo with minimal functionality outside Wi-Fi access, this just isn't an appealing offer. If the core game was a free download, things could be different. [March 2012, p.91]

It's so basic and boring we're not sure why anyone would bother. [Jan 2012, p.109]

It's all a bit cack. [Jan 2012, p.109]

A real dog of a historical slasher. [Christmas 2011, p.107]

Boring environments, repetitive gameplay and poor combat mean this is considerably worse than its predecessor. [Christmas 2011, p.105]

What should be a romp turns out to be a tedious affair. [Christmas 2011, p.94]

Everything about Supremacy MMA feels rushed. [Dec 2011, p.107]

A cheap car crash is still a car crash. [Nov 2011, p.111]

Technically competent, but a woeful simulation of a sport consistently ignored by gaming. This won't help... [Nov 2011, p.107]

A listless, pointless misfire of a game. [Nov 2011, p.106]

Even if it wasn't buggy and ugly, this would still be a chore to slog through. Dead Island's zombie plague is the stuff of nightmares in all the wrong ways. [Nov 2011, p.98]

Let down by enormous technical failings and a plot that's riddled with lazy, confusing cliches and poorly translated dialogue. [Oct 2011, p.104]

Like having your fond arcade memories groped by a ghoul's festering claw. [Sept 2011, p.111]

Uninspiring, repetitive and dull. [Sept 2011, p.104]

A wasted opportunity to show off Move control. [Sept 2011, p.102]