Riding to actual Hell over 1000 miles of broken glass using your own scrotum as a toboggan would be more enjoyable.

The visuals are lovely, so that'll stave off some tantrums. [Mar 2007, p.120]

The story's as thin as air but the XP grind is super-addictive. [Apr 2008, p.112]

Thanks for the memories, Mr. Wizard. Now toddle back to your castle and don't bother us again. [Oct 2007, p.113]

You'll only come over all outraged and teary when Edinburgh Castle goes 'boom'. [Sept 2007, p.116]

Had the developer spent a little more time on the haphazard real-time battling, Silverfall could have been so much more. [Sept 2007, p.116]

An essential addition to the Elder Scrolls universe. [Feb 2008, p.94]

It's a cheap way to show off your sexy new HDTV. [Christmas 2007, p.112]

We say stick wtih Sony's smash hit. [June 2008, p.106]

Looks lovely, but it offers few thrills. [June 2009, p.102]

Look, I didn't say they were fun objectives. [Feb 2010, p.104]

A neat little puzzle game. [Apr 2010, p.101]

It's exactly as fun as it sounds. [Feb 2010, p.105]

At least the fact that the alien looks like a sad, green little poop makes it visually amusing. [Feb 2010, p.105]

Part of the problem is that it's nearly impossible to make any sort of properly rude image on the tiny grid. Believe me, I tried. For hours. [June 2010, p.113]

If this was eye candy it would be the ancient fluffy Polo mint at the bottom of your grandma's lavender handbag. [June 2010, p.113]

Difficult to recommend. [July 2010, p.118]

As puzzle games set in Oregon go, it could have been a lot, lot worse. [Sept 2010, p.]

Handling can be over-responsive. [Sept 2010, p.119]

Strike City, challenge over. [Christmas 2010]

Mindless fun. [Christmas 2010]

Deserves to be strangled with its own entrails. [Christmas 2010]

Put it on the endangered list. [Christmas 2010]

The whole thing is so soulless you'll be praying to get hit by a meteor. [Issue#51, p.103]

It's a little repetitive...and patronisingly easy...but I guarantee that you'll smile the whole way through. [Issue#51, p.103]

The only upside is the soundtrack. [Issue#51, p103]

Think tower defense stripped down to the barest essentials. Think an empty screen an no sense of fun. [Issue#51, p.103]

It's just been done better and bigger a hundred times before. [Feb 2011, p.103]