An inferior, dated FPS mess, a poor man's "Quake III" that borrows heavily from the illustrious classic and copies it with shocking ineptitude. [Apr 2006, p.80]

It's strangely hypnotic. [Dec 2008, p.74]

The mere thought of booting up Hour of Victory ever again is making my balls hurt. [May 2008, p.84]

Its nauseating, greased-pig feel makes it devoid of fun and vlaue. [Sept 2008, p.68]

A slightly alienating, yet eventually rewarding, game that lets you create your own levels. [Sept 2008, p.70]

I have considered the benefits and cost of this pack, and settled on a representative numberical value. [Sept 2008, p.73]

While Pipe Mania is a pretty good remake, shelling out 20 quid when you can play perfectly good Java-based versions for nothing online is simply money down the drain. [Dec 2008, p.77]

So why have I played it all morning? [Dec 2008, p.70]

If you can struggle past the interface, the game itself if baseball gold. [Sept 2009, p.71]

The levels are uninteresting, the enemies unsatisfying, and the story non-existent. [Aug 2009, p.76]

Cheap and cheerful. [Sept 2009, p.71]

The forecast is bleak. [Feb 2010, p.85]

Compared to superior time-wasters like Peggle or Puzzle Quest, this game has little to recommend it. [Nov 2009, p.77]

If only it didn't look like such a dog's dinner. [Jan 2010, p.80]

It's actually a bit dull if it doesn't strike you in the right way. [Apr 2010, p.91]

This really is a game for completists only. [May 2010, p.88]

Just fails miserably in almost every respect. [June 2010, p.84]

It's a good thing Ice Game Studios don't do bomb disposal because they clearly believe in learning through experience. [Sept 2010, p.89]