PALGN's Scores

  • Games
For 1,949 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 34% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 70
Highest review score: 100 Super Mario Galaxy
Lowest review score: 5 Elf Bowling 1 & 2
Score distribution:
1949 game reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    In the end, Law & Order: Legacies just feels like you're watching a slightly interactive episode of the TV show.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Some moments of Jurassic Park: The Game evoke the atmosphere of the films quite well, but unfortunately it's a game where the player ultimately feels unnecessary.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection is a package that will truly inspire nostalgia, for better or for worse.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An interesting, plague-filled Middle Ages premise and decent combat are let down by some poor presentation and seriously questionable AI issues.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A once respectable franchise has been irreversibly tarnished by this steaming turd known as Call of Juarez: The Cartel.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The slow, frustrating and difficult ride that is Ape Escape is another in a long line of failures of titles trying to moot the need for PlayStation Move.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite solid foundations and some good ideas, the pursuit of unreasonable design goals and terrible executions mean that Sniper: Ghost Warrior fails to make the passing grade.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Elements of War has hardly any redeeming features to make it a worthy recommendation, and with all the high quality RTS titles already out for PC it is easily overshadowed.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While it is clear most of the time what the developers were trying to achieve, The First Templar is a bland, repetitive game that lacks the level of polish that most games nowadays have to be considered average.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Yar's Revenge is an awful rail shooter experience with so many shortcomings that there is hardly anything redeeming about it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unforgivable mistakes leave Brink sitting alone in the corner crying, thinking about where it all went wrong.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot is a brilliant example of how not to reboot an old franchise.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Rango is a highly recommended game on the Nintendo DS if you're interested in masochism or sleep.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If you play Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime, you will be haunted with a dull presentation combined with ordinary gameplay with no differentiation whatsoever.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A bad port of a great game. It should never have been shoved onto the 3DS and it doesn't come close to the quality of the original Chaos Theory.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For gamers that are fascinated by the Monster Hunter Portable phenomenon our advice is to forget the imitator and head straight for the real deal.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Trinity: Souls of Zill O'll isn't a terrible RPG, it's just a forgettable one.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The atmospheric presentation of Microbot is top-notch for a downloadable title. But for a game that promises to be an action shooter, the severe lack of action throughout a significant portion of the title makes this one game that should be left to flat line on the operating table.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Quantum Theory is a disgrace to the video game industry.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    A spectacular failure in terms of content and technical quality. Don't bother.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Flawed and forgettable. Let this one drown slowly in the deepest pit of Xbox Live.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With its familiar but poorly implemented game mechanics, The Wonderful End of the World comes across as trying to be a PC take on the Katamari series. But for the USD$9.99 price tag, you're better off saving the money for something else.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The Shoot is an uninspired on-rails shooter that fails to capture the imagination it desires to make real and simply remains below average.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Shaun White Skateboarding isn't worthy of your time, your patience or most importantly - your money.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    While the intent was there, Fighters Uncaged comes off as a failed experiment that should be avoided if you're looking to see the potential of Kinect.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    EyePet on PSP is cute, sure, but there isn't much you can do with it aside from simple, boring mini-games and unimaginative augmented reality gimmicks.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While PlayStation Move undoubtedly has a lot of potential, Kung Fu Rider is one of the worst possible titles to show any of it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Kit tries hard to win your heart, but sadly the repetition, disappointing controls and level design stop her from being able to.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Racket Sports could have been fun and sounds good in theory... but ultimately fails to hold any interest and is a bad example of Move technology.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Not only is this a poor fighting game by Wii standards, this is a massively wasted chance to create something unique and worthwhile. Your money would be better spent in the local arcade.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Do your childhood memories a favour by not playing this.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It's a soccer trivia game, no more and no less. It's aimed at hardcore soccer fans, but we're pretty sure hardcore soccer fans would rather be playing the likes of FIFA.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    A Scooby Doo game that borrows the mechanics of the LEGO titles but forgot to borrow the fun.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    An addition to the long line of adventure video games that will leave players feeling cold where gameplay is concerned. Suda 51 fans should play it for the story and the music, nothing more.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    A quick time diversion and better left for those with strong nostalgic memories only.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Damnation is an unfinished title with a concept and scale to rival some of the best shooters on the market. Sadly, the poor execution makes you wonder how great this title could have been.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Despite a competent basis, Terminator Salvation is bland, empty and anaemic, even by movie tie-in standards.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    It looks nice, but even for kids, it's not terribly deep or interesting. You could do a lot better.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    StormRise is a project that has a great concept behind it, but fails to execute it with grace.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Slow, mindless and dreary gameplay deals another blow to Sonic's struggle to survive in the 21st century.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Golden Axe: Beast Rider had the potential to be the second coming of the Golden Axe franchise, instead it left fans of the long-running series mulling over what could have been.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Brothers in Arms: Double Time contains two dated World War II games that have actually fared off worse in making the transition to the Wii. This is a compilation you will want to avoid.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unless you are a hardcore Warriors fanatic, Warriors Orochi 2 offers nothing more than button mashing monotony at its finest.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Even Hellboy fans will not find much fun in this title thanks to the dreadfully uninspired game design. If you really must play it, at least wait until it's circulating the bargain bin.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    As satisfying as a sand-ridden shoe, without the fortunate side effect of having gotten some fresh air. Take a ball to the local seaside shingle instead.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While older players will find some brainless fun in The Incredible Hulk, the simple gameplay would more likely to suited to a younger audience.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Emergency Heroes is a below average game that is ultimately far too dull to be enjoyable.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Boring, repetitive gameplay, uninspired level design and pathetic voice-overs are just part of the reason why Iron Man is destined to become a video store rental rather than a full price purchase.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Emergency Mayhem features poor driving and very average mini games - this is a title that is worth avoiding.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It may amuse the really small ones, but unless you've got the memory of the goldfish you're going to spend your time catching, this one's probably worth avoiding.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A lackluster first person shooter, the game is not only let down by the disappointingly forgettable story, but the horrendous gameplay.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A sub-standard mini-game compilation that lacks the appeal of other 'brain games'.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Conflict: Denied Ops is a mediocre first-person shooter with average gameplay. With so many flaws, this game is a tough sell at its current premium price.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Jumper: Griffin's Story is not only one of the worst movie to game adaptations we've ever played, it's quite simply one of the worst games ever.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With technical problems that could retroactively plague any Crusade, Altaïr's Chronicles are best left forgotten.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Not even the most dedicated fans of the movie will find this game to be of any interest. Children's game or not, The Golden Compass is well below par and not worth your money.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Alvin and the Chipmunks is a terrible, terrible game. Nobody should have to endure the title.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Monster Jam isn't an overly bad game, it just doesn't do anything to differentiate itself from other racers - there are a few flaws which result in an average game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Empire Earth III ultimately proves to be a predictable, tired, uninspired lump of a game.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Power Rangers: Super Legends is a generic beat-‘em-up. The game’s AI is limited, and there are only a few redeemable features. Unless you’re a die-hard fan, then there is little on offer for you to enjoy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Party Animals is one of the worst mini game compilations released in the past few years. The game is a sad moment for the franchise.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Poorly executed, poor AI and highly repetitive. Even die-hard fans will find it difficult to get enjoyment out of this title.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Regardless of whether or not it was a good idea to make SWAT: Target Liberty for the PSP, it's quite a poor game either way.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Unfortunately Acme Arsenal never really delivers. The gameplay is repetitive and bland, never really offering a great deal of enjoyment. One of Bug’s quips as he topples enemies in the game is, “now this is fun.” We’re sorry Bug’s, but you’re sorely mistaken.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Donkey Kong Jet Race is yet another example of the uneventful consequences of uninspired motion controls.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Hot Pixel is the most blatantly derivative product we've seen for years, but to make matters worse, it fails to offer up any sort of compelling gameplay or long term value.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The game becomes repetitive and boring after just half an hour and the gameplay is just too dull.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    PixelJunk Racers is a basic game, not basic in the sense that it's easy to pick the game up (but it is) but basic in the sense that the game can be a little bit too boring.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The graphics are pretty, though everything else feels incredibly ordinary, with the intentions solely being focused on tacking Garfield’s name onto a lifeless affair. The game is far too simple and offers very little to anyone who buys it – there are much better alternatives available.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Players would be better off waiting until the show comes around again to spend that sort of money on sideshow games.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Quirky minigames can be excellent fun, but the best collections offer variety. Spinning a wheel ad infinitum just doesn't cut it.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While Metropolismania 2 tries to blend elements from Animal Crossing and Sim City, it is poorly executed. The game feels like a chore, gets repetitive and frustrating, and won’t maintain your interest for long.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Dragoneer's Aria could have been a good game, but the dreadful battle system, lacklustre story and average presentation make it very difficult to recommend.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Brunswick Pro Bowling could have been an extension of the bowling found in Wii Sports. Unfortunately, by making the game too difficult most players are best left to playing the bowling game that came free with their Wii.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Unfortunately with average presentation and a distinct lack of options the game is only really recommended to those who thrive on the idea of playing chess via the Xbox 360.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    It's Dynasty Warriors, but it's hideously ugly and devoid of content, and therefore not worth the two hours it takes to beat.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Alien Syndrome is a generic update and a game that is easily forgotten.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Vampire Rain is simply a sloppy, masochistic mess that wastes an otherwise solid concept and functional form.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A broken game that isn't recommended to anyone. Stay well away.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The only thing fantastic about Rise of the Silver Surfer is the record time you'll make travelling to the store to return it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Monster Madness will make you tear your hair out in frustration before it bores you to death.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Mad Tracks not only feels like a game that's designed to get as much money out of consumers as possible, it also lacks a real sense of speed and feels uninspired.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's a shame that a decent IP has succumb to so much average, derivative, and plain boring gameplay.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Shrek the Third is a typically generic movie tie-in. Children won't be fooled by the thin gameplay and been-there-done-that feel to the game.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Driver 76 is nothing more than another generic attempt at a free-roaming action game with very little in the way of redeeming features.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It's not that Heatseeker is a horrible game; it just never aspires to be anything more than an average one.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It's not outright broken, but is so bland and generic that unless you love the show it's not even worth playing, let alone buying.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Valhalla Knights is quite possibly the least fun you'll have with a video game this year.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    As yet another uninspired victim of its now dated and unwelcome subject matter, Frontline: Fields of Thunder completely misses the bounds made in today’s PC real-time strategies.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Even if its only purpose was to lure speed-hungry maniacs off our roads, thereby saving hundreds of lives each year, it still wouldn't be worth it.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If the developer’s purpose was to make an outdated and terribly dull game, then they succeeded.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The bottom of the barrel for real-time strategy games.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Fuzion Frenzy 2 is intolerable in single player and is okay in multiplayer, even at a budget price the game doesn't come recommended.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    If you’re a pool enthusiast who finds they can’t get a table at the pub, then Actua Pool will fix your cravings, just don’t go expecting anything special.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If this is the best example of the PSP’s capabilities, the developers are better off making a different game because the load times/screens make the game lose portable appeal and a lot of functionality as a game in general.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Save your money and take your kid to the zoo.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Monster 4X4: World Circuit is a budget port of an Xbox title, we're getting it almost a year later and at full price. The game wasn't great originally and it still isn't.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    One of the worst games of the year and an insult to the original Sonic game.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Despite the fact it looks rather pretty, Genji: Days of the Blade is a poor effort that does just about everything worse than its predecessor.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’s main problem is definitely its “on the rails” approach towards the gameplay side of things and its combat system is less than perfect.

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