Dismal in just about every possible way. [Feb 2010, p.110]

Sure to drag your party in a depressingly non-sexy direction. You'd have an edgier evening playing Monopoly.

Avoid like you would a corpse flower. [Nov 2013, p.95]

A shambolic demonstration of motion control you shouldn't allow within a hundred miles of your Xbox One.

This is just a huge missed-steak. [Aug 2015, p.93]

Why punish yourself? [Sept 2012, p.105]

The worst game on Xbox 360 to date. [June 2009, p.93]

Amy is a travesty from start to finish, a game that plainly admires but fatally misunderstands its peers. Save yourself an infinity of soul-crushing distress, and forget you ever heard about it.

It's so similar to Spongebob, Nickelodeon must have a template for offensively awful games. [Christmas 2013, p.107]

Between getting stuck on invisible walls, being forced to watch awkward cut-scene transitions, and having to repeatedly restart at a checkpoint due to a horribly executed platform sequence I can honestly say I didn't enjoy a second of it. Everything about it feels cheap and hastily thrown together.