It's completely broken. [Aug 2009, p.99]

The only thing it has going for it is the controls. [Sept 2011, p.92]

Five dull offerings ranging from racing to shooting games, none of which are worth discussing in any real depth. [July 2010, p.95]

Shoddily made, uglier than Ugly McUglyson and an incredibly frustrating game. [June 2011, p.102]

About as funny as a flu epidemic. [Sept 2010, p.97]

It's a dire shooter with an unwieldy new controls system. [Christmas 2012, p.110]

The Wii Remote hasn't been used well here and it's trickier than playing it for real. And it's Jenga - do we really need this? [Apr 2008, p.88]

As welcome as an ingrown toenail and twice as ugly. [Jan 2013, p.100]

A true classic gone horribly to seed. It'd be funny if it wasn't heartbreakingly sad. [Nov 2012, p.99]

It'll take you mere minutes to complete, but the dark, oily stain that it leaves on your conscience will take years to fully cleanse. [Feb 2011, p.97]

The controls are hideous. [July 2010, p.95]

A mindless, repetitive shell of a game, it's an insult to World War 2's tactical combat. [Jan 2011, p.92]

You'll find it tough to unlock all 101 games. Not that you'd want to bother because they're so abysmal, not even of the standard of your average Flash game.

ONM Coroner's Report: Patient suffered a psychotic breakdown while playing this game. No treatment possible.

Tiresome repetitiveness and dull, samey graphics plague this movie license that showed a glimmer of potential. The "it's for kids" excuse won't wash, we're afraid. [Christmas 2006, p.88]

A good puzzler but it's very difficult to recommend paying 25 pounds for it when you can play the similar Fruitfall for free online. Maybe it will get a Virtual Console release after all. [Feb 2007, p.72]

Unless you're a retro fanatic, it's hard to see what the appeal is. [Nov 2008, p.105]

Some decent ideas then, but poorly executed. [Oct 2008, p.97]

A really tough game to pick up and play. [Dec 2008, p.98]

For borderline shovelware, Winter Sports actually looks pretty good. [Apr 2009, p.86]

A complete howler. [Mar 2009, p.87]

It's a fun idea but can be played free online as Broken Picture Telephone. [June 2009, p.89]

A great little puzzler that's simple enough to get into but infinitely addictive. Brilliant. [Aug 2009, p.102]

This light puzzler will give your grey matter a decent workout, but it isn't very deep. [Oct 2009, p.87]

It's only likely to prove its worth after a few weeks of play. [Jan 2010, p.80]

Sudoku fan? You'll love this with puzzles and a few other nifty features to explore. [Oct 2009, p.87]

Ten rubbish blink-and-you'll miss them microgames. A waste of money. [Nov 2009, p.104]

A great update to an already addictive game, at an affordable price. [Nov 2009, p.103]