What a stinker. [Aug 2008, p.101]

How Sega thinks it can get away with this utter detritus is beyond us. [July 2008, p.101]

The control system and mission structure makes it unfairly annoying at times. [Mar 2009, p.88]

An old PC game ported to the DS to cash in on people waning to bash their heads in. [May 2010, p.85]

Feels archaic compared to the likes of Face Raiders. Shame. [Jan 2013, p.110]

Feels archaic compared to the likes of Face Raiders. Shame. [Jan 2013, p.110]

There's a certain amount of tension as the clock ticks, but moving the stylus up and down to mow lawns is both fiddly and a bit dull - you really need to keep all three mowers running at once to succeed. Add in a ravenous dog that wants to bite chunks out of your kids and the result is a gruelling, unforgiving... well, chore.

A soulless title with poor mini-games, this is a party that needs no pooping.

Quite why they didn't simply make a new Myst specifically for the DS is the real mystery. [Feb 2008, p.84]

A dull game that makes no use of the Wii U functionality. [Jan 2013, p.102]

It's rubbish fun. [Mar 2010, p.94]

A surprisingly good instalment. Well worth a look if you see it for 20 quid or so. [Apr 2011, p.90]

A complete waste of time. [Christmas 2010, p.81]

It takes a genuinely profound kind of idiocy to turn such a romping good series into something so leaden. [Feb 2014, p.91]

A game rendered so easy by the needs of its target market, that it's dead on arrival. Consider this a Surf eulogy. [Sept 2013, p.89]

The effort has been put in here - it's very easy to make your own Tetris clone by selecting different blocks and a background with the stylus before sharing it with friends via StreetPass or QR codes.

Just feels like an unfinished mess that's been rushed to the shops in time for the release of the movie it's based on. [Aug 2011, p.99]

Quite simply a rotten game with woefully little variation in gameplay and turgid mechanics. There's very little fun here an dit's cetainly a long way from 'cowabunga', dude. [May 2007, p.78]

Stupid design decisions. [Dec 2009, p.94]

The game's instant appeal fades quickly. It's cheap but not particularly cheerful. [July 2008, p.86]

A very unpleasant experience. [June 2013, p.84]

GT Pro Series has got decent cars and passable handling, but the below average physics and utterly shameful visuals give this a cheap, unfinished feel. [Feb 2007, p.84]

As movie tie-ins go this is a decent effort - but you'd need to have downed your body weight in butter-beer to claim that it didn't need a little more care, attention and (perhaps) experience in its creation.

Tyranna-bore-us Rex. Triceraplops.Velocicraptor. You get the picture.

No ambition, love or visible original thought has gone into this miserable shell of a game. [Aug 2014, p.86]

Dull and barely related to footie. [Feb 2011, p.93]

They're actually playable (for the most part) and don't feel rushed or broken. [Christmas 2010, p.91]

A dull, confusing game. [Mar 2011, p.101]