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For 8,343 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Patriots Day
Lowest review score: 0 Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4,334 out of 8343
  2. Mixed: 1,701 out of 8343
  3. Negative: 2,308 out of 8343
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  1. The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman
    The noise level reminds me of Canal Street in Chinatown on a Sunday afternoon.
  2. United Passions
    Tedious, amateurish and hilariously ill-timed film.
  3. Wrong Turn
    Low-end schlock that will likely land with a dull thud in the video remainder bin before the frost is on the pumpkin.
  4. What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?
    Nearly two hours of New Age hooey.
  5. Van Wilder
    This is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script, inept direction, pathetic acting, poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography, complete with visible boom mikes.
  6. Garfield
    Garfield is a downright cat-astrophe.
  7. Boys and Girls
    Calling Boys and Girls the year's worst movie makes it sound more entertaining than it actually is.
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  8. No One Lives
    So unspeakably dull that it can’t even offend, save when the filmmakers have the almighty nerve to quote Alfred Hitchcock and Jonathan Demme. It would be far better to rip off a William Castle movie, and aim for a level they have a prayer of actually hitting.
  9. Constellation
    Williams appears to be having trouble keeping his eyes open, and the audience will, too.
  10. Freddy Got Fingered
    So awful it qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
    • New York Post
  11. Wirey Spindell
    The latest vanity production by writer-director-star Eric Schaeffer, who still seems to think he's another Woody Allen -- despite a growing body of work that proves otherwise.
  12. Pinocchio
    Loud, crass and full of slapstick humor that the Three Stooges would be ashamed of. And it is almost completely lacking in charm and nuance.
  13. Irrational Man
    Irrational Man is so clumsily staged and lethargically paced that it makes such clunkers as “Small Time Crooks” and “Cassandra’s Dream” look like minor classics.
  14. You Again
    You Again could be taught at film schools as an example of how not to make a movie. And how not to humiliate veteran actors.
  15. The Brothers Solomon
    Excruciatingly acted and ineptly directed by Bob Odenkirk, The Brothers Solomon is faux Farrelly brothers that should have gone straight to video.
  16. Alone in the Dark
    Just Tara-ble.
  17. The Emoji Movie
    Please restore my eyes to factory settings. They have seen The Emoji Movie, a new exercise in soulless branding, aimed primarily at little kids.
  18. Marci X
    The lamest in the recent run of comedies about uptight white people getting jiggy with it, would also be the most offensive -- if it weren't also the dullest.
  19. Punisher: War Zone
    With its dopey fight scenes, grimy look and goopy gore, this movie is so far from ept that inept is the wrong word. It's anti-ept.
  20. The Grudge 2
    Utter junk.
  21. Gossip
    A glossy, shallow thriller where not a single scene rings true.
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  22. Jolene
    So bad it's almost (but not quite) good, Dan Ireland's Jolene is an unusually elaborate and excruciatingly long vanity production based on a short story by E.L. Doctorow ("Ragtime").
  23. The Condemned
    Sickeningly violent and inane movie.
  24. The Hunt
    There simply aren’t enough synonyms for “loathsome” to do the new movie The Hunt justice. Perhaps if we expand into other languages. C’est détestable! È ripugnante!
  25. One Last Thing...
    A movie so bad it's not even worth watching on DVD.
  26. Masked and Anonymous
    An incomprehensible Bob Dylan vanity project that is not only nearly impossible to sit through, but embarrasses a long list of stars who lined up to work for scale opposite the legendary musician.
  27. Chooch
    Stars Carmine Famiglietti, Joseph Summa and Gino Cafarelli apparently also wrote Chooch and directed it under a trio of aliases. They shoulda applied to the witness-protection program instead.
  28. Madame Web
    “The worst superhero movie yet” is a phrase I’ve written so much in the past three years, I should make a keyboard shortcut for it. “Madame Web” is F6.
  29. The Divergent Series: Allegiant
    By the time David gets someone to unleash the gas, I was wishing he could simply erase all memories of the sorry “Divergent’’ franchise.
  30. Trash Humpers
    A mind-numbing piece of would-be provocation from the button-pushing Harmony Korine, Trash Humpers gets no stars from me -- not because it's offensive and disgusting like his earlier "Gummo" and "Julien Donkey-Boy," but because it's about as enervating a way to waste 78 minutes as I've ever experienced.
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