New York Post's Scores
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For 8,343 reviews, this publication has graded:
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.4 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Patriots Day | |
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| Lowest review score: | Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,334 out of 8343
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Mixed: 1,701 out of 8343
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Negative: 2,308 out of 8343
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Lou Lumenick
The willfully eccentric Beyond the Sea seems to be telling us a lot more about its star and director, Kevin Spacey, than its ostensible subject.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Yes, there's some spectacular footage. But there's also an awful lot of filler for a 40-minute movie.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 20, 2012
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Jonathan Foreman
Works just fine as a generic but fast-paced - and rather ugly - cop buddy flick.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Aspires to be a scary suburban satire like “Get Out” or “Hot Fuzz.” But watching adults murder or attempt to murder toddlers, teens and even a newborn baby just isn’t funny. At times, it’s downright sickening.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 19, 2018
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Johnny Oleksinski
Providing a hint of redemption is Edgar-Jones, a naturally vulnerable actress who can turn the shallowest of material into something deep. We like Kya and are with her every step of the way, even though at over two hours there about 50 steps too many.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 14, 2022
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Lou Lumenick
Isn't as relentlessly vulgar or cartoonish as "The Ladies Man" - nor is it a whole lot more realistic.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
There was no need to edit it in overly slick ways that often make the story line seem contrived, accompanied by gag-laden narration that frequently made me want to gag.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 20, 2012
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Lou Lumenick
The acting is, at best, serviceable; the sound track is too often unintelligible; the direction is often over the top; and the script relies heavily on stereotypes.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The more serious Potter gets (there are several earnest soliloquies about dirt), the harder it is not to laugh.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The finest 1947 boxing picture of 2015 is here: Southpaw, a film that’s gruntingly insistent on its clichés.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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Johnny Oleksinski
Really, though, it is just another tiresome and impenetrably brooding Gerard Butler movie in which no event seems to matter any more than the next one — and grimaces are mistaken for drama.- New York Post
- Posted May 25, 2023
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Kyle Smith
So moron-friendly they should have called it "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Checkers." The skill level in the script is elementary school, my dear Watson.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Johnny Oleksinski
The preachy “Showman” argues that Barnum should be celebrated for bringing “freaks” like the bearded lady and others out of the shadows and into his shows, but those characters are sketchily drawn.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2017
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Lou Lumenick
Nicely photographed and has impressive sets; too bad there's so little going on that it seems long even at 78 minutes.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The film mangles its twist and fails to deliver an interesting coup de grace or a sharp line of dialogue.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
Such a comedy cannot depend solely on its supporting cast, especially when they’re tasked with lifting up subpar material.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 3, 2020
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Lou Lumenick
Rappaport does a yeoman's job in this tonally confused oddity. The wonder is that Hal Haberman and Jeremy Passmore's Special is making it off the festival circuit and into theaters at all, however briefly.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
A sincere but underwhelming dramatization of one of the biggest news stories of 1956.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
It's supposed to be about a Kafkaesque experience. Instead, it IS a Kafkaesque experience. Why are we here? Is everything absurd? Is anyone in charge?- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
This pursuit farce is harmless (if stale) entertainment, but the sledge-hammer attempt to appeal to the country's fastest-growing movie-going demographic makes for a clunky narrative and one-note characters.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Overall, the rambling Jayne Mansfield’s Car is almost as big a wreck as its namesake.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Attempting to fill Dudley Moore's top hat in Arthur, Russell Brand rapidly descends the rungs of the comedy ladder from "unfunny" to "irritating" to "vulgar" to the bottom one - "Andy Dick."- New York Post
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
Disappointingly, Bourne never resurfaces in this less-than-satisfying series reboot. The film is more a talky, convoluted, action-starved two-hour subplot.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 10, 2012
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Kyle Smith
The teen movie The Spectacular Now begins like “Say Anything” but soon turns into “Drink Anything.”- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Remember the old Ben Affleck, the one who made 28 consecutive bad movies before he turned out to be a pretty good director? He’s back! Behold, the second coming of . . . Badfleck.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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Kyle Smith
It contains no poetry. It simply conjures up a horrible feeling -- and then sits back awaiting congratulation.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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Kyle Smith
For most adults, and kids raised on "South Park," the painfully earnest story won't hold much interest. And the comedy is tame.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
There’s a fine horror film inside Tusk, but it’s only 20 minutes long. The rest is just blubber.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2014
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Megan Lehmann
The animated, Hanukkah-themed musical is, in fact, 75 minutes worth of belching, barfing and poo-jokes braided into a Grinch-meets-Scrooge-meets-"It's a Wonderful Life" storyline that's as stale as last year's potato latkes.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Their misadventures in the Big Apple, including Giamatti’s involvement with a Russian house sitter (a bizarrely cast Sally Hawkins) are neither funny nor touching, just tedious.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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Megan Lehmann
Follows a narrative arc as choppy as a messy windswell, and the result is a dog's dinner of profiles, repetitive narration, safety tips and banal "insights" into the joys and dangers of cresting waves that sometimes reach 70 feet.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
It raises tangled questions about whether it is better to live humiliated or arm yourself, yet for the most part it's dramatically inert, talky and directionless, and it ends quietly without saying much of anything.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 7, 2010
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Johnny Oleksinski
The inferior second part, short but not nearly short enough, proves just how ill-prepared its creators were for the original’s success.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 8, 2026
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Kyle Smith
As Franco dilutes the drama with first-year-film-student gimmicks, like split screens and slow motion, it just seems like a dull collection of pointless monologues from actors who can’t even be bothered to match up their accents. Franco is a dilettante, and it shows.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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Johnny Oleksinski
Dumb Money, with a predictable script by Lauren Schuker Blum, Rebecca Angelo and Ben Mezrich, rambles on and on with an unwaveringly lethargic tone and zero buildup of energy or anticipation. All the while, the audience has little investment in this dud about investing.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 11, 2023
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Johnny Oleksinski
With “M3GAN 2.0,” the filmmakers have employed a bold strategy: Take a $180-million formula, shred it and forget it.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 25, 2025
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Lou Lumenick
Peter Krause, the fine actor from "Six Feet Under," gives a one-note performance that seriously undermines Civic Duty, a thriller mining minimal dramatic payoff from the potentially potent subject of post-9/11 paranoia.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
This loopy farce has the feel of a wacky off-off-Broadway play with more energy than wit, but it has its moments. And the laid-back acting of Hoffman (son of Dustin) just about holds it together.- New York Post
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- Posted Dec 11, 2018
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Sara Stewart
Like the lovely indie "Weekend," this small-scale story focuses on a couple of days in a possibly blossoming romance. Unlike that movie, it's full of gender stereotypes and all-around bad behavior. There's no one here to root for.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
There are probably enough moments to satisfy hard-core fans, but for the rest of us, this amounts to the Middle Earth equivalent of “Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones,’’ a space-holding, empty-headed epic filled with characters and places (digital and otherwise) that are hard to keep straight, much less care about.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Picture "Fargo" played with no sense of comedy, and you'll get some idea of the absurdity of this drunken floozy, clicking and wobbling on high heels, often with bits of her anatomy hanging out, trying to pull off the perfect crime.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
This one-joke comedy vehicle is flying through a laugh-free zone.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
If it has a genius for anything, it’s disorganization: What promised to be a Super Bowl of villainy turned out more like toddler playtime.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 3, 2016
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Kyle Smith
As bland as the Kenny G-style smooth jazz its hero listens to in moments of distress.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
A cast almost talented enough to distract you from Ted Griffin's gimmicky screenplay.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Cavanagh, the always-engaging former star of "Ed" (with whom I am friendly), and the adorable Faris (whom I don't know -- but feel free to look me up, Anna!) make the non-animated scenes amusing, as the ranger and the documentarian fall in love and fight to save the park. But the script doesn't give them a lot to do.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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Kyle Smith
If you're wondering why this movie must stretch past two hours, it's because it takes that long to read every item in the cliché dictionary.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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Kyle Smith
Jacques Rivette's film is full of painstaking historical detail, but the behavior of the two nonlovers is mired in inaction and emotionally incomprehensible.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Amateurish in the extreme, the film is a feast of bohemian cliché, bad writing and worse acting.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
It's hoary and clunky even by the low standards of contemporary thrillers.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Unpleasant as it is, you can't exactly call Sherman's perspective misogynistic, if only because the protagonist hates himself every bit as much.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 6, 2012
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Johnny Oleksinski
It’s Olsen’s emotional frailty that helps pump up a bad movie into a mediocre one.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2025
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Lou Lumenick
One part cabaret, one part travelogue, one part comic heist, one part romantic tearjerker -- and all pretty tedious.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
What follows is very gruesome indeed, though the footage of people being chased by hideous ghosts soon becomes rather dull.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Can’t somebody come up with a monster that does something more interesting than run at you screaming, “Yeeaaaarrrrgh”?- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Situations get increasingly ridiculous, and none of the characters ever seems like anything but a screenwriter's sketch.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
You'd think it would be hard to make an uninteresting movie based on the true story of Bethany Hamilton... But the terminally bland Soul Surfer comes perilously close.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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V.A. Musetto
Will go down in history as the movie that showed a turtle getting an enema. It also features a hot performance by Marguerite Moreau.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Let’s say you wanted to have another go at “Red Dawn” but you think more like Redford. Voilà: You’d have The East, a cockamamie valentine to eco-terrorism.- New York Post
- Posted May 30, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
Autumn wants to do for Jean-Pierre Melville what "Reservoir Dogs" did for Hong Kong cinema, but this new film is a joyless exercise in film appreciation.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
A sluggish meander through the life of the man considered by many to be a deity of golfing.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
First-time writer-director Mark Hanlon lands only glancing blows in this grim black comedy.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Recycles every cliché of the genre to sleep-inducing effect.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
So patchy in its laughs, so calculated in its grossness and so lacking in genuine comic exuberance, it makes you look at "Road Trip" in an admiring new light.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
When the villain is revealed, you are neither surprised nor scared. You just think, "That guy?"- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The cacophonous ending sets up a sequel, but I hope it never sees the light of day. Actually, considering it’s about vampires, maybe I do!- New York Post
- Posted Mar 30, 2022
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Jonathan Foreman
What dooms Never Die Alone even as amoral pulp entertainment is the screenplay by neophyte James Gibson, which combines clichéd characters and a contrived plot with stale dialogue.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Sillen drags out generic talking heads who say generic things about Bernstein, a generic boho. The film might suffice if you're looking for something to watch on cable TV some early morning. But it isn't worth the hassle and expense of going to a theater.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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Megan Lehmann
Behind the glitz, Hollywood is sordid and disgusting. Quelle surprise!- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
In Pay the Ghost, Nicolas Cage investigates a supernatural abduction, but has no solution for the maggot-eaten zombie that is his undead career.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
Devotes most of its energy to its costumes and makeup, which are fabulous. But that and a tabloid-worthy star just aren't enough to revisit this sordid tale as a kind of twisted comedy.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Colpaert makes nice use of blue and green hues, and he makes some valid points about the Iraqi war. But the script lacks coherence and ends with a 180-degree flip that lessens the impact of what has gone before.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
So beautifully filmed (as if through a gauze curtain), it is especially sad that the script doesn't measure up.- New York Post
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- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
A mild, slow-moving drama that belatedly tries to argue that graffiti writers are political artists, not an urban blight.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The apolitical and well-meaning Home of the Brave is predictable and maudlin.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
This mild drama plays out like one of those dull message movies that TV networks used to crank out almost weekly, but the earnestness is at times almost appealingly old-fashioned.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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Sara Stewart
There’s a secret at play in After, which director Pieter Gaspersz communicates via many side-long glances. I won’t give it away, but it’s a fairly far-fetched twist that feels out of place in this realism-based drama.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2014
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Lou Lumenick
The cast includes Oscar winner Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratched herself) and Henry Thomas of "E.T.," and the special effects look like they were executed on somebody's laptop.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The NYU film grad steals liberally from Woody (especially "Annie Hall") - from camera placement to body language to plot twists to the whole Ingmar Bergman thing. That's not necessarily bad, if the project works. This one doesn't - it just annoys.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
Is nothing sacred? In the schizophrenic war epic The War lords, Jet Li, the hunky action hero, cries -- no, make that sobs -- several times. What will his legion of young male fans think?- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Markopolos repeatedly tells us he was scared for his life -- accompanied by hokey archival clips and music -- though nothing actually happened to him.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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Kyle Smith
DiCaprio and Connelly give off the sexual tension of pickled herring.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
About as exciting as watching someone else's home movies -- albeit, beautifully photographed ones.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Boynton isn't interested in telling a story, only in the atmosphere of political consultancy.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
It makes "Top Gun" look like the work of Orson Welles. At least the Tom Cruise movie remembered to cast actual actors.- New York Post
- Posted May 18, 2012
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Kyle Smith
Too bad the story is so predictable and the big wedding scene, in which women dressed as angels dangle from the church ceiling strumming harps, is cornier than an Orville Redenbacher factory.- New York Post
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