netjak's Scores

  • Games
For 952 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 71
Highest review score: 98 Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories
Lowest review score: 0 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Score distribution:
952 game reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Poker on the Wii can wait until a game with more features is released.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 22 Critic Score
    Pokémon fans have had to endure plenty of indignities...But nothing compares to the plain, heaping amount of compost that is being passed off as Pokémon Dash.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    Trying to adapt the controls from earlier incarnations of the game for the remote left a nigh-unplayable mess filled with crude sounds and very little to endear it even to fans of the series. If you really want to get your fix of playing as a giant monster demolishing buildings, play the cheaper and better incarnations of the game for previous-generation consoles or wait for the older games which are bonus features in this title to show up on the Virtual Console.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    A sub-average game, thanks to the awful graphics and interface limitations of the handheld console.
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    • 45 Metascore
    • 23 Critic Score
    There's only one group of people that I can think would be stupid enough to praise this game, and that's people who like to pretend that they're smarter than other people.
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    • 44 Metascore
    • 34 Critic Score
    Gorgeous cities and interesting villains aside, it is the developer’s fundamental inability to provide interesting challenges for Superman that make this title a flop.
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    • 42 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    The concept is all there, but some features, such as funds management, background story and sounds, are only half-baked and appear as if the developers lost interest in completing the title.
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    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Everyone involved in the decisions that made this game the way it is should be embarrassed. It's a disgrace to the gaming industry that this got made. It's an insult to Star Trek, and it's an affront to consumers. Not only does this go down as the worst Star Trek game I've ever played, unless I'm repressing some bad memories, this also goes down as worst space shooter I've ever played.
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    • 40 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Absolutely worthless. If you see this game in the trash, don't bother fishing it out. Your life is too short to waste it on this stuff.
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    • 38 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Nothing could have prepared me for the sheer boredom and frustration that is Simpsons Skateboarding. Being the rabid Simpsons fan that I am, I feel cheated by Electronic Arts for putting out this slapped-together load of garbage.
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    • 37 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    The game suffers from a thirst of a quick cash-in by robbing gamers of a title that is all about conformity. Talk about creating a product that contradicts itself. Avoid this title at all costs, unless you want to recreate that feeling you get when you scratching your fingers across a chalkboard.
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    • 37 Metascore
    • 22 Critic Score
    One of the worst games I ever played. It doesn't feel or handle like an adventure game, yet it is marketed as such. The interface is terrible, the puzzles rely on chance, and the action sequences are very frustrating. To make matters worse, the game suffers from severe clipping problems, frequent crashes to desktop and show-stopping bugs.
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    • 36 Metascore
    • 41 Critic Score
    I’m sure that if you play with the right people, multiplayer can bring some entertainment, but if you are looking for a title with staying power, a plethora of unlockables and an actual challenge factor, look some place else.
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    • 35 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    If you really liked "Oni," you'll probably dig this. If, for you, like most of the populace, "Oni" was a huge letdown, then you'll probably want to laugh derisively whenever anyone mentions this game.
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    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The "big" draw, aside from the fun cheating Mike Tyson parts, is the damage textures applied to the face and the little blood spurts, and sweat coming off your boxers face after he takes a punch...Once you take so many hits your boxer will go from bruised, to cut, to Face Critical! Whoopty-doo. One feature doesn't make your entire game, Codemasters.
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    • 32 Metascore
    • 31 Critic Score
    The first few levels might draw a few smiles, but easily within an hour the game will used for skeet.
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    • 27 Metascore
    • 26 Critic Score
    I will say one thing about TDK and Aquaman: The comic book character is unbearably pitiful and TDK managed to translate that perfectly into a just-as-pitiful game.
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    • 25 Metascore
    • 7 Critic Score
    Impossible puzzles, terrible graphics and sound, and a counterintuitive interface suck all the fun out of this otherwise entertaining hobby.
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    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Since there are absolutely NO categories that this game can claim to have completed, it gets a 0. In everything. Gameplay is a 0 because those goal you have in the game isn't really a goal. With no competition, and no cargo, it's degenerated into 3D connect the dots. With no clipping, the Graphics score a 0. There's no audio, and with no gameplay, there's no replay. It's an aboslute failure in all departments of what a game should be.
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    • 70 Critic Score
    A classic example of how to go above and beyond the expectations of a budget title. At $20, the game is an absolute steal, especially in comparison to the dismally limited "World Championship Poker."
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    • 83 Critic Score
    NCAA Football ’09 is nothing less than a football masterpiece which ranks alongside the Tecmo games or anything 2K Sports is allowed to create these days.
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    • tbd Metascore
    • 18 Critic Score
    DSI secured a license that had incredible potential for a quality word game and put out a title that Chuck Woolery would be embarrassed to be associated with. Leave this title on the shelf and find someone to play a real game of Scrabble with.
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