To clarify, it's your typical boy-meets-scrap-parts-that-will-eventually-become-a-killing-machine tale, minus any compelling death scenes or token nudity shots.

The poorest excuse for a hockey game ever created. Not even the nice-looking player models can save this game from the recycle bin.

Imagine the ugliest person you know, and then imagine that the person is made to be just a bit uglier. That's how horrible the graphics are in this game.

A singularly unpleasant experience. The AI is unremarkable, as is the series of challenges and tests you must go through to unlock all the vehicles and tracks.

From the graphics to the execution to the gameplay mechanics, America is the poorest excuse for a real-time strategy game I've seen.

This disaster of bushido, on the other hand, Kengo right into the discount bin.

To make a painfully long story short, even at a $20 price point, you won't eke a smidgen of amusment out of this product, unless you receive it as a white elephant gift.

If only this game had the good control and the creative puzzles of "Resident Evil," it might have been a damn fine game. Of course it's not a damn fine game. It's a pretty bad one, but at least it's short.

Maybe there are fans of the movie who would have their interests piqued by this title, but those fans should do themselves a favor and buy The Road to El Dorado coloring or sticker books. They would be just as fun and as interactive as the game.

Well, this game is more than all wet. It's completely sodden. Water logged. Soaked. Drenched.

The result is a game even worse than the port it came from. It's not an awful game, but it is awfully mediocre.

The sort of shallow and frustrating gaming experience that only a surfing fanatic or a masochist could ever enjoy.

Tomb Raider: Chronicles is like a fruit cake. Sure, it looks tasty and the name sounds good, but then you actually taste the thing.

If I can prevent just one piece-of-crap game like this from coming to the market, it will be the right thing to do for gaming.

The Hector "Macho" Camacho of boxing games: lots of style and flash, but no punching power.

Quite simply the worst game of hoops I've every played.

Credit should be given to Infogrames for even producing a volleyball game, but Power Spike's a bit like getting sand in your shorts -- not much fun at all.

Blocky graphics, a complete lack of challenges or fun mini-games, and really bad stabs at humor make this game a drag.

The six mini-games are fun to play... for about 30 minutes each.

Worst of all is the voice of Volcan, an anime reject who unfortunately happens to be everywhere. Imagine Spritle from "Speed Racer" with a limitless supply of sugar and caffeine--and a bad cold--and you get the idea.

The biggest problem area in Mike Tyson Boxing is the controls. They're not completely unresponsive, but there is a definite delay that affects the overall gameplay and fluidity of the game.

Unfortunately, for serious gamers and traffic-dodging enthusiasts everywhere, it's not enough.

Klutzy controls and instructions, tiresome micromanagement, and uninspired audio are wearying once the novelty of the game has worn off.

If you are expecting anything remotely as cool as "Toy Story," you will be sorely disappointed.

A product that feels like a half-finished heap o' crap.

ESPN MLS GameNight is sort of like the result of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman having a little tike of their own, but it comes out looking like your average tree sloth.

Horrible control, lousy graphics, and a migraine-inducing frame rate all add up to one of the worst games on the market. If you want skateboarding action, just stick to Tony Hawk.

More than likely to go the way of it's real-life ancestors -- except that no one's going to be looking for it so much as six weeks from now, much less a billion years.

More of a rental than a purchase, unless you're a huge football fanatic who requires every pigskin video game.

In and out of the ring, this product's nothing more than a jobber staring down the most brutal tag team ever to represent the "sport": "WWF Wrestlemania 2000" and "WWF Royal Rumble."

If you're desperately searching for a good motorcycle racing title, dust off the old Genesis and plug in "Road Rash." At least you'll have some fun with that.

Uninspired graphics, sound, and gameplay help you quickly realize why this game was created in the first place. Namely, to separate an innocent Trekkie from his cash.