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For 5,043 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 65% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Lowest review score: 10 New World Order
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2,007 out of 5043
  2. Mixed: 2,425 out of 5043
  3. Negative: 611 out of 5043
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    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Zoo Tycoon DS
    But it’s not fun, and it’s certainly not worth the effort. The DS, as hopefully this constructive and helpful review will have shown, is the perfect medium for recreating management sims. Just not this time.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Code of Honor: The French Foreign Legion
    Chronically poor AI and a lack of challenge aren't the only problems Code of Honor suffers from. The levels are highly linear and feel artificial, with areas boxed in by fences, barbed wire and impenetrable bushes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Pride & Prejudice
    The basic mechanics are tedious, and they don't even work properly. To get much value out of this you'd have to be a serious Austen buff, or a really hardcore fan of finding stuff hidden behind other stuff.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Sega Casino
    Despite being two-thirds the price of most DS games, it's still not worth it. You'd be far better off having a wash and going to a friend's house for an unfriendly, loud, fight-inducing game of poker, where at least everything can descend into betting on Mousetrap.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Crazy Taxi
    This isn't how nostalgia is supposed to feel.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    It's not bad because it's unplayable. It's bad because everything it sets out to do feels 15 years old, or frustrating and repetitive.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Strike Suit Zero
    I wouldn't give Strike Suit Zero to my dog - and he can't even play video games.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    DARK
    Low-budget games can be delightful and surprising, but only if the core elements work. Here, they don't. In its best moments, this is only ever a reminder of better games. In its worst moments - of which there are far too many - Dark frustrates and irritates as only a clumsy stealth game can.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The Sopranos: Road to Respect
    As we perch on the cusp of a bold new console generation there's simply no justification for games this anaemic and sloppy, especially at full price. Even in its best moments, The Sopranos is dull, shallow and repetitive - a game already five years past its sell-by date.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    X-Men: The Official Game
    There's nothing wrong with using a brand name to sell you game, unless that game happens to be among the most uninspired beat 'em ups released in several years. If you remember Activision's "Minority Report" game, then this is about as good as that.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Coffeetime Crosswords
    Insultingly simple and clumsy Live Arcade puzzle game, unworthy of your time.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
    The activities are largely pointless, gratuitous exercises in showing off the girls in their bikinis, and any attempt to give the game some sort of justifiable kleptomaniacal purpose is beyond insulting - even to serial wankers.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Crazy Taxi
    This isn't how nostalgia is supposed to feel.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Moto eXtreme
    Even on the most basic level it fails to drag itself out of the mire, with haphazard handling and regrettable collision detection conspiring to ensure that any enjoyment you eke out of it will be entirely coincidental.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Fuzion Frenzy 2
    It's a sub-par offering in almost every respect, chock full of insipid, charmless, half-baked zero-fun games that would embarrass a start-up indie studio.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Impire
    It's repetitive, disposable and artificially inflated. Most of all it's frustrating: frustrating because of the poor execution of a promising concept and because it's nowhere near the game that it could have been.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Unbound Saga
    No-one cared when this was released on PSP in summer 2009, and they certainly won't give a flying fig about it now.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Duke Nukem Forever
    In the end, you feel every year of Duke Nukem Forever's ridiculous, fractured development seeping out of each unsatisfying frame.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Real Racing 3
    There's a good game somewhere within Real Racing 3 - and there are plenty of free-to-play games that prove this model can work successfully while respecting the player. Firemonkeys, and perhaps more pertinently EA, have got that balance horribly, horribly wrong, to an extent where the business model becomes the game - with gut-wrenching results.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Fury (2007)
    Its mediocre visuals will tax your PC like an Inland Revenue man hopped up on crack; we had to scale the settings right down in order to make it remotely playable, and even then it crashed us back to the desktop with depressing regularity. Perhaps it was trying to tell us something.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    I SPY Fun House
    Nobody cared about yet another shovelware DS game like this cluttering up the shelves. "Why don't you all just buy the books instead if you're so interested?" he thought.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The Shield: The Game
    You've lost a lot of respect and you've ruined the enjoyment of hundreds of your admirers. Look me in the eye and tell me you're not ashamed.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Art Style: AQUIA
    The tasteful, minimalist aquatic theme of Art Style: Aquite appears designed to offset what is actually a rather tedious sorting game.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Golden Axe: Beast Rider
    SEGA might as well have released this as The Adventures of Fiery Boob Lady, and left their mothballed franchise with at least modicum of dignity.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Omerta: City of Gangsters
    Oh, Haemimont. You've broken my heart...Omerta: City of Gangsters is patchy and clunky, but it's also dull and frustrating.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    LIGHT (2014)
    Light should be better than it is, but it was doomed from the start. Very few great stories have come from such an uninspired setting, and hiding all empathy and humanity behind a haughty desire for a slick minimalism doesn't help.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Devil May Cry 4 refrain
    Capcom fans deserve so much better than this.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Vancouver 2010 - The Official Video Game of the Olympic Winter Games
    Painfully thin.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The War of the Worlds
    A visually stunning, dreadfully fussy and cruelly unsatisfying hardcore game - one that does very little indeed to reward the near-infinite levels of patience required to get anywhere close to the value of your time or money.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
    Ready 2 Rumble Revolution has botched controls, faulty technology and unsympathetic style, but I suspect there's a half-decent arcade fighter residing somewhere underneath it all. Even if there is, though, it'll need to go back to the gym for some serious work before showing its face in the ring again. As it is, it dances like a buffalo and stings like wet cabbage.
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