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For 4,836 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Lowest review score: 10 Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma Volume One
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2,684 out of 4836
  2. Mixed: 1,725 out of 4836
  3. Negative: 427 out of 4836
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    • 51 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Risen 3: Titan Lords - Enhanced Edition
    Risen 3 is stunning, but not for the reasons the developers intended. Frustrating, ugly, broken, irritating, dull -- I cannot recommend this game to a single person. Even if you enjoyed it on PC, there is no way the busted PS4 version is worth a double-dip.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Commander Cherry's Puzzled Journey
    Knowing the game was made by only two people makes me feel a bit like a yogasshole by saying this game is yogawful, but this is one cherry pit I couldn't wait to spit out.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
    Shallow, predictable, awkward and pathetically brief, Spirit Camera isn't worth the paper that its silly ghost diary is printed on. You'll have a scarier time using the AR features already packed into the 3DS and making spooky owl noises with your mouth.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Thundercats
    A truly disgusting DS game.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Beer Pong!
    There's just no reason to play this. Beer Pong! is a joyless and broken shell a college drinking game. It revolves entirely around mechanics that do not function with any sense of accuracy or precision. Save your money and play the real thing. Or do anything else. Anything at all.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Revelations 2012
    We usually refrain from swearing in our reviews, but I must emphatically say that Revelations 2012 is the worst piece of f..king shit I have played on the job, and they can stick that on Metacritic.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Ride to Hell: Retribution
    No word exists for the level of disgust I have for everybody involved in its blasphemous making.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Vroom in the Night Sky
    The lowest of the low. There is no potential, no skill, no depth and no talent. This game have nothing to offer the world, and will die lonely and forgotten.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Darkest of Days
    Darkest of Days is the worst first-person shooter of this generation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    James Pond in the Deathly Shallows
    Sorry to dampen spirits, but this red herring is stuffed to the gills with soggy gameplay and should be condemned to sleep with the fishes.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Dead or Alive Paradise
    There is no reason for this game. It's not fun to play, it's not sexually exciting, it's not ... anything. You're actually an idiot if you can orgasm while playing this. Now let's never speak of it again.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Slashy Souls
    Don't blame From Software for this -- the studio didn't even make it. And even if the developer gave the project its blessing, there's no way it could have possibly predicted what it was doing or how poorly Slashy Souls was going to turn out.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
    I actually cannot think of a single positive thing to say about the game, and the fact that I have been rooting for this IP from the moment the first game was announced just makes it all the more infuriating. I wished nothing but the best for Kane & Lynch as a series, but the appalling nature of Dog Days confirms to me that this franchise will never be what it deserves to be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Dementium Remastered
    If you're hoping for a story at all, you'll be disappointed. The opening just drops you right into a mental ward without much of any information, and barely anything gets revealed throughout the story. The ending was the rotten cherry on top that just screams directly into your face "find out what happens next in the sequel."...No thanks. Fuck that. That is two and a half hours of my life I'll never get back.
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