Dallas Observer's Scores
- Movies
For 1,518 reviews, this publication has graded:
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.6 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
| Highest review score: | Final Destination 3 | |
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| Lowest review score: | How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days |
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Luke Y. Thompson
Like its predecessor, this cartoon adaptation is a bit too all over the place for its own good, never entirely clear on whether to play as parody or homage.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Feels like something entirely brand-new; such are the gifts of Kaufman and Gondry, inventors and magicians.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The film's finale is truly egregious, a laugh-out-loud combination of ludicrousness and sadism that someone somewhere probably found scary, assuming they never saw a thriller before.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Stupid camera shenanigans aside, theater veteran Crowley deftly directs his large, stellar cast, and playwright-cum-screenwriter Mark O'Rowe serves up a wild knot of character arcs pitched somewhere among the neighborhoods of Ken Loach, Mike Leigh and Danny Boyle.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
The stately pacing and meandering plot often reduce this potential classic to generous eye candy.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Given the great premise and characters inherited from the first film, it's surprising that this sequel fails to match its predecessor's appeal. The humor is silly, broad, and surprisingly generic.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
This is fun for a while, but the ending is so ridiculous, and obvious, as to sully all the small joys that come before it.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The problem with Spartan isn't so much that it's mediocre, but that it could be a whole lot better.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Broken Wings' great strength is that it doesn't overreach. These characters undergo no enormous sea changes, no crazy upheavals. Instead, they find themselves trying to roll with the punches--trying to maintain and survive.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
A mood-switching meditation on love and death that goes out of its way to yank our chains.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Rent a porno instead; it'll be less exploitative. God help us, two more of these things are planned.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Starsky & Hutch is less homage to an old cop show than a tribute to the people who made the movie--a circle pat on the back. And no obvious joke goes untouched.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Yet another version of the conscience-stricken white soldier Kevin Costner played in "Dances With Wolves" and the Indian killer-turned-noble warrior Tom Cruise gave us in "The Last Samurai."- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This is a brilliant and unpretentious movie to raise the bar for contemporary popular entertainment, designed for the upper-tier thinkers at the multiplex.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The Broken Lizard types bring the best out of Paxton, only to abandon him in the second half and focus on themselves. A bit more humility might have served them in better stead.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
Silly, misguided, formulaic and largely a piece of trash, but it's not quite a disaster. There's the dancing and the music and the sunlight.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
With light-hearted wit, compassion for its characters and artful attention to detail, the film is winningly funny and humane.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
"Homespun" is the first word that leaps in while contemplating Young's charming and moving treatise on provincial America and its deceptively simple denizens.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
It's too turgid to awe the nonbelievers, too zealous to inspire and often too silly to take seriously, with its demonic hallucinations that look like escapees from a David Lynch film; I swear I couldn't find the devil carrying around a hairy-backed midget anywhere in the text I read.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
If you're in the mood for a quiet, beautifully acted little drama, liberally spiked with comedy, about the universal desires of the human heart, this may be the obscure gem you're looking for.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Ryan never quite convinces us she's seen the inside of a fight gym, much less that she's worthy to be Rocky in a miniskirt. On the other hand, her director here was not Campion but actor Charles S. Dutton, whose behind-the-camera skills, developed via cable TV, tend toward the cartoonish.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Tethered to screenwriter Gail Parent's adaptation of Dyan Sheldon's novel, plus the demands of bigwig producers, it's a testament to Sugarman's artistry that she sustains her funky playfulness--a hallmark of her earlier work--throughout most of this film.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The opening credits -- animated sequences that spoof airline safety cards -- are a high point, but if you're not a prude, the rest of the flick ain't bad either.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Welcome to Mooseport... is intended to be a comedy; that hypothesis is a generous leap of faith, given the fact that "House of Sand and Fog" contains more moments of mirth than this rather joyless exercise in waste and torpor.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
This is a beautiful, important film, and you should see it.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
If you've never seen a Sandler movie, however, this isn't the one to start with. Proceed only if you're sure you like the guy.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Pak's writing has a simplicity that belies the film's emotional impact.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
For the most part the film is a miracle of accomplishment, elegant and bold and artful in a world devoid of resources.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Director Kevin Rodney Sullivan (How Stella Got Her Groove Back) and editor Paul Seydor serve it up beautifully.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Lackadaisical feel of the film; Freundlich is unable to generate much suspense.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
An unabashed flag-waver and one of the best feel-good sports movies ever, this authentic charmer does for its young hockey players what John Wayne used to do for the U.S. Marines, and it lifts us, too, onto the boys' cloud of belief.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
The Dreamers is a real humdinger, at once an intimate romance, a glimpse into a rather unconventional friendship and a beautifully focused celebration of cinema itself.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The skeleton's a hoot, and the score, credited to the solo-monikered Valentino, is pitch-perfect. Some judicious editing would make a huge improvement, however, because even at 90 minutes, it feels like Blamire's stretching the joke a bit thin.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The heist itself is quite nicely filmed herein, but unfortunately, getting to it requires sitting through a bunch of noisy, fussy crap, from the overly busy soundtrack to the irritating narration of stoned guy Leonardo Nam.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Director Christopher B. Stokes (House Party 4) shapes up the fabulous dance sequences with undeniable energy, and real-life brothers Houston and Grandberry are two of the most enjoyable musicians to appear onscreen since Sting played a bellboy.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The low-wattage thrills, lukewarm jokes and unconvincing caricatures we encounter in The Big Bounce simply don't generate that kind of excitement.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Before things have even begun we know how they will end; this is pure Hollywood product, slicker than the insides of an oilcan.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
One of Void's great strengths is that it doesn't say much about "voids." It simply shows us, in incredibly vivid detail, heart-stopping danger and the raw will to survive.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
As a thriller, The Butterfly Effect is iffy and uneven, but as a portrait of a people, it's effective and intriguing.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Hamburg's smartypants banter is a bit spotty, but the bathroom humor, of all things, hits the mark, and Stiller's trademark wide-eyed bafflement wins the day again.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Although the press notes liken the movie to "Easy Rider" (why not "Lawrence of Arabia" while you're at it?), the obvious comparison is to the "Fast and Furious" franchise, which shares the same producer. Actually, the closest spiritual cousin may be "Pee-wee's Big Adventure."- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Tokyo Godfathers just might be the equivalent of "It's a Wonderful Life" or, to be hip and new-millennium about it, "Elf."- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This astonishingly gritty film maintains its strong niche between Roberto Rossellini's "Open City" and Paul Greengrass' "Bloody Sunday" as a pinnacle of war-torn neo-realist drama.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Pretentious yet devoid of poetry, left-of-center yet artless, this well-intentioned trudge does not exist to be enjoyed or appreciated so much as to be coddled and patronized as one would a retarded child.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Nothing happens. At all. Ever. Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Apparently, neither does he.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
In the end, what Minghella has wrought is a nearly perfect drama of love and war (still the great subjects, after all), an epic that's fluent, frightening and beautiful all at once, that lifts the heart and dashes our dreams in about equal measure.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Paycheck is a terribly muddled mess, a Hitchcock homage (with generous, obvious nods to The Birds, Strangers on a Train and North by Northwest) by a great filmmaker trying to say a great deal with so very little.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
The film provides solid entertainment for kids but lacks any real sense of wonder and magic.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
No character other than Antonelli is developed enough to register. Worse, the minor characters, most of whom are played by Joffrey dancers, are simply not actors.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Does not measure up to its predecessor, but it's child-friendly and lasts only 45 minutes.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This is a powerhouse of a film, but not for the obvious reasons that it's about a female serial killer, scampering lesbians and whatever. The project's strength instead emerges from a sense of nobility and purpose in honoring its characters.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
You will leave Mona Lisa Smile with only the slightest hint of the grin every slick studio movie gives you--the grin of reassurance and superiority. But you will not be changed, only out about eight bucks.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
Brilliant.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
This is not pleasant stuff, but it's important, and thoroughly heart-wrenching.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
There are many winning moments here, but director Nigel Cole (Saving Grace) sometimes imparts to the thing a terrible case of the cutes and an overeagerness to please.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
This circumcised "Shaft" plays half-awesome, half-aw-shit; it exists almost as if to prove you can cram every Jewish joke in the Old Testament into a single movie.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This film is a miracle, an extravaganza equal to its predecessors and in some ways more stunning. It is a profound testament to the extraordinary power of moving images and sound.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's beautiful to look at, and yet the story is strangely lacking; the novel's first chapter, available online at author Chevalier's Web site, tchevalier.com, seems to contain more plot points than the entire film.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Sadly, though, the movie as a whole feels blatantly dedicated to fleecin' da kidz.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
As a date-night movie for women of 50 or thereabouts, chances are it'll do the trick.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
That sweet streak has grown, like a cancer, and gradually killed off any of the edge their (Farrellys) humor may have once had.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
For the first time, Burton seems comfortable walking around the real world.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Certainly it exists solely to sell a soundtrack; the movie, like most made for teens, is well beside the point.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
This is a Tom Cruise vehicle, pure and simple, and that means it's destined to be the biggest chunk of guilty white-boy wish fulfillment since Kevin Costner got down with the Sioux in "Dances With Wolves." In fact, the parallels are all but plagiaristic.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
By the end, Monsieur Ibrahim's determination to be lighthearted in the face of tragedy is a little wearying.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
It is that rare find: a film that is as emotionally truthful as it is satisfying.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
An animated extravaganza of Gallic wit and soul that delivers more wild humanity than many of the year's live-action features. In a word: go.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
As surreal as it is obscene, as clever as it is crude. It plays like some raw offspring of underground comix and the comedies of the 1920s.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
This Mansion should satisfy, at least until the disappointing climax.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
There's a modicum of charm to Timeline, since its eager, earnest tone harks back to Donner's work from the '80s, particularly "The Goonies" and "Ladyhawke."- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Even in Las Vegas, which is possibly the most irrational place on earth, drama demands a bit of dramatic logic. Romantic fairy tales just don't play well on The Strip, despite its fake Eiffel Towers, bogus Italian palazzos and strike-it-rich fantasies.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Such a remarkable rift between its charming source material and its heinous cinematic realization that the producers may as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: A--hole in Fur.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Arcand loyalists are bound to miss Rémy, but at least he goes out in style. Even the antagonists will have to admit that.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The only thing The Missing isn't missing is a handful of climaxes, all of them of the anti- variety that leave you believing, then praying the movie's over a good 30 minutes before its actual and inevitable finale.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
The dialogue is not merely tired but exhausted, as though its head has already hit the pillow and it's just "mm-hm"ing us before it falls asleep.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
One of this year's best films--a classic, even, like a C.S. Forester "Hornblower" story on steroids.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
A mind-numbing, achingly post-modern advertisement for itself, which attempts to distract us from its highly merchandised nature by constantly referring to it. In other words, it's morally corrupt, but your kids will love it.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
There's too much self-congratulatory showbiz overkill, and one is forced to wonder exactly who is getting paid, and how much, for leading this parade in his honor. Otherwise, this project makes it easy for anyone to understand the sanctified, semi-crazed star and the elements that created and destroyed him.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Nathaniel will sometimes take it too far. It's particularly distracting, and even a little distancing, when he waits till the end of a lengthy interview to tell one of his father's former collaborators and friends that he is Louis' son.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Elf may be no more than a pleasant, amusing trifle, a grin that fades well before Thanksgiving, but it also will endure in the way all decent Hollywood-made Christmas fairy tales last if they're rendered with good cheer and good will.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Feels less like a brand-new movie than a greatest-hits compendium. It offers nothing new and instead makes do with presenting the warmed-over like something pulled fresh from the oven.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
It's possible that Gloomy Sunday is more "significant" than it is compelling.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
The result is visually slick, almost shockingly simpleminded, kinda redundant and only adequately satisfying. Alas, for their dramatic wrap-up the Wachowskis' storytelling now feels less intriguing than merely dutiful.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Hopkins' beautifully detailed, deeply felt acting remains a joy to watch...But an even greater pleasure, at least for my money, is Kidman's dark turn as Faunia Farley.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Busch, responsible for the similarly hit-and-miss-that's-a-mister "Psycho Beach Party," has a good idea; two in one movie would make him absolutely fabulous.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Scrupulously accurate, sometimes-tedious account of Stephen Glass' malfeasance.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's not a bad film, exactly, just a confused one, too violent to be a straight romance and too focused on aid relief to be an ass-kicking action flick.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The cumulative effect of the movie's many Kodak moments and stretches of greeting-card sentiment is that they kill us with kindness.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
A bucket of crap, but at well under 90 minutes it's a small bucket, and half the crap is amusing.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Fortunately the film's humor kicks in with McKenzie Brothers Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas stealing the show as a dopey pair of moose. Could've done without Phil Collins's generic, annoying tunes.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
This is a deeply disturbing (if not very satisfying) view of what happened at Columbine and in other school shootings.- Dallas Observer
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