Dallas Observer's Scores
- Movies
For 1,518 reviews, this publication has graded:
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.6 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
| Highest review score: | Final Destination 3 | |
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| Lowest review score: | How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days |
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Positive: 678 out of 1518
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Mixed: 604 out of 1518
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Negative: 236 out of 1518
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Luke Y. Thompson
Try to forget about Michael Gambon in Potter's original BBC miniseries; Keith Gordon's film is its own thing, full of Brechtian artifice and oddball humor -- Mel Gibson's old man act in particular.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Ryan's performance burns with a rare and passionate veracity. The other half of the delight comes from director Jane Campion, whose sensualist eye and scabrous heart infuse In the Cut with guts and glory.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Adding R. Lee Ermey to the Leatherface clan was a masterful move.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Hackman, playing it gleefully amoral, walks away with the film, for what that's worth...which is a video rental for fans of the actors involved. Yes, that's video, not DVD -- four bucks at Blockbuster is more than you ought to be paying.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
It just feels like the real thing, which is a trick few writers can muster and even fewer directors can master.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
As a film it's mostly top-notch work. Kiwi director Christine Jeffs has taken the poignant, thoughtful screenplay of erstwhile documentarian John Brownlow and rendered it a moving mood-piece of subtlety and ever-encroaching sorrow.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
While the movie is indeed touching and very politically significant, there's something peculiar about never learning exactly what made ace reporter Guerin so intensely obsessive about this topic.- Dallas Observer
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Yes it's a "family film," of the sort we've become increasingly accustomed to these days; cute dogs for the kids to coo over, and a plot just complex enough to keep the parents who've accompanied them to the theater from dozing off.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The first half of Intolerable Cruelty is more than tolerable; it's a dopey kick full of goofy jokes tossed off so quickly you're reminded less of bickering-bantering Grant and Rosalind Russell than Groucho and Chico Marx.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Though it's a blast to watch, it becomes tiresome over the long haul--25 minutes of Thurman hacking her way through the crowd to get to a woman whose fate we're informed of early on. It's the most climactic anti-climax in recent film history, a no-d'uh coda awaiting the ending it really deserves but never gets. Not this year, anyway.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
It's a melodrama more than a drama, a light thriller –- which is not to say that it is not wonderfully entertaining and satisfying. In fact, it is both.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
The ideas behind the story are intriguing and could prompt endless hours of lively discussion, but the film proves surprisingly drab.- Dallas Observer
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Manages to be fitfully entertaining, especially in light of its minuscule budget.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
This is provocative stuff--and not just for its searing indictment of Brazilian society.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Kind of meaningless--a thriller with delights that wear off before the credits even roll, a movie you might have watched on cable some Saturday afternoon and decided you didn't really waste that much time.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
School of Rock, populated by bright-shiny faces given a "Revenge of the Nerds" happy ending, is light and meaningless but never worthless. It merely aspires to be a good time and is just that and nothing more, a grin-worthy buzz that wears off in the parking lot.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Thanks to the performances and McCarthy's understated script and direction, the film walked off with both the Audience Award at the Sundance Film Festival and the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
As good as all the actors are, the scuzzy characters are so one-dimensional that the film falls flat.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's not a movie one feels like hating, but the Hindi musical numbers aren't enough to elevate this over, say, "Pretty Woman."- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
This horror-comedy about an aging Elvis in a haunted rest home proves not only is "Evil Dead's" Bruce Campbell a good actor, but possibly a great one.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Johnson, who was computer-generated in "Mummy" and only looked it in "Scorpion King," keeps it engaging, displaying a comedic knack first revealed during his Saturday Night Live appearance in 2000; he has the timing of a Rolex, even when playing straight man to American Pie's Stifler.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The dumbed-down movie version of Frances Mayes' best-selling travel memoir Under the Tuscan Sun is a virtual case study of Hollywood's irrepressible urge to lower the bar in the hopes of upping the take.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
With Joseph Fiennes as the conflicted, frequently self-hating Luther, this historical drama/biopic offers a fairly thorough overview of the period (although it's weak on the "good deeds" angle) but is somewhat dry and weighted with significance.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
The most life-affirming film about death to come along in ages.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Whatever else it may be, this movie is not like anything you've seen this year, and those weary of Hollywood norms owe it to themselves to seek it out.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The plot's a trifle, but so what. Director Lynn (My Cousin Vinny) stages a series of seamless, ebullient show-stoppers that encompass every musical style from gospel and soul to contemporary R&B and hip-hop, and the choreography ranks with anything you'll find on Broadway.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Cornier than the cornfields spread out in front of the dilapidated rural Texas manse inhabited by Robert Duvall and Michael Caine, playing grumpy old brothers with mismatched accents.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Visually it's wild fun, since fledgling feature director Len Wiseman started off in production design, and creature designer Patrick Tatopoulos's diverse credits span from "Godzilla" to "Stuart Little." Yet with Underworld's guilty pleasures come copious clinkers, from its nuts-and-bolts narrative foundation to Wiseman's inability to direct actors beyond cartoonish interaction.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Sayles is rarely a bore, but occasionally he frustrates more than he delights, enlightens or challenges. Such is the case with Casa de los Babys.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
The charismatic Jamal has the spirit of a young Antoine Doinel, and Winterbottom shoots him to evoke the memory of Truffaut's young hero.- Dallas Observer
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If any further indication were needed of the fact that gay has gone mainstream, this flaccid farce provides definitive proof, for it's as forced and unfunny as subpar Sandra Dee.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
That's where the movie falters: It tries to give Garcia's book a heart and conscience it didn't need and never demanded.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
God bless Johnny Depp. For the second time this year, the man has almost single-handedly redeemed an action movie that would otherwise be indistinguishable from the pack.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Coppola hasn't delivered a turkey--it's a cute little movie, if not as rich as her brother Roman's similarly themed "CQ"--but when work this potentially satisfying remains flatly obvious, it's almost worse than being flat-out bad.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
When the movie's not playing stupid, it's aiming for sickly sweet sincerity. It's such a jarring and inevitably juvenile juxtaposition it comes off like a Hallmark card parody written by the staffers at "Cracked."- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The pseudo-mystical nonsense in Brian Helgeland's supernatural thriller far outweighs its scare factor.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Salva directs cheap thrills effectively, but his own apparent desires come off more frightening than any winged demon.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This movie's just so-so, but at its heart lies a true leading lady.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
The film is smart enough to aim for farce rather than whimsy or reality. The songs are still bland--"I hid the alarm clock," "too much lipstick"--but at least the characters are somewhat entertaining.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The bittersweet charm of this extraordinary film is trumped only by its wisdom. Without resorting to schmaltz or sticky pathos, director Vladimír Michálek (a child of 49) fashions an allegory about aging, friendship and love that equals (and often surpasses) the best American movies on those tricky subjects, from "Cocoon" to "On Golden Pond."- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Bernal can't decide if he's making a Tarantino homage or an Almodovar riff or an Albert Brooks tribute...and the wobbly sensibility finally knocks the movie's legs out from beneath it altogether.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
LaBeouf's got the beef, and his inevitably bright future may be the only reason anyone will ever look back on The Battle of Shaker Heights.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
For strict action and a heftier soundtrack, “Dogtown” is king, but for audiences craving a story with their stunts, it's time to get Stoked.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
A romantic comedy with neither humor nor sparks between the leads, Marci X attempts to lampoon gangsta rap clichés so obvious they feel ten years old -– “Malibu's Most Wanted” brought more to the table.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
It's a likable enough smorgasbord, from its trendy Irish locations to Andy Summers turning in a Beatles cover to occasional giggles and gasps.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Director David Zucker has fallen a long way since the days of “Airplane” -- here, he seems to think endless hilarity can be milked from an animatronic owl and a running gag about urination that even the French would reject.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
What could have become a heinous TV movie instead delivers the moving and relatable experience of being an emotionally overburdened person stuck in a world that mostly sucks.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
To the fan of ’80s slashers, this return to glorious excess is a beautiful thing.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
A gentle, frank, and often hysterical love story about two people destined, and occasionally doomed, to be together forever. Some of us should be as lucky, as blessed, as Harvey Pekar.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Where "Silverado" swaggered, Open Range sulks; it's no fun at all.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Grind does evince a true love for skating, and both the street action and the actual competitions are brilliantly performed and slickly lensed. That it's also funny and excels beyond Youth Culture 101 is a nice bonus.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
It's mildly amusing, good for occasional laughs and satisfying grunts of appreciation. But it's far from inspired. It's just goofy and fun, sort of.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
The movie's diplomatic breadth compromises its thematic depth -- it basically repeats that fun conquers all -- but few movies will so generously rawk a crowd this year.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
At its best (which isn't much), Le Divorce blusters along with the tolerable tedium of had-to-be-there home movies; at its worst (which is about 90 percent), it illustrates why the French went and invented the word merde.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
A thoroughly unremarkable police action movie starring the magnetic Samuel L. Jackson.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
There's so much EFFORT here to convince us of the switcheroo (already one of Hollywood's oldest ploys) that we soon weary of it.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
There's something about that project that feels manipulative and wrong.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The horrors therein are vivid, even if the movie is a bit plodding.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Against all odds, the American Pie movies have actually gotten a little better each time out, though that's certainly not to say that they're, uhhh, "masterpieces."- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
So how bad, in the final analysis, is Gigli? The best that can be said is that it doesn't beat out "The Ladies Man" as the most abrasively awful film of the past five years, nor does it top "Battlefield Earth" for sheer misguided lunacy.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Like "Fight Club," it's a brilliantly made film that will be despised for the right and wrong reasons; if you don't see the humor in it any time during the first half-hour, leave. If you stay, you've passed the test--sit back and enjoy one of the year's finest films.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Neorealism it ain't, but if you have a sufficiently long attention span, there are moments of laugh-out-loud absurdity that are worth the price of admission.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
A movie designed to wow winds up feeling cold, not, ya know, cool; the charm of the 2001 original has been decimated, its heart replaced with a microprocessor.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Beneath its satisfactory chops this movie -- like Ms. Croft herself -- is stuffy and soulless.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
That the film is good rather than great proves a disappointment, but just finding a good film these days is rare, especially a big studio picture.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Its substance and high ambitions, salted with humor, make for a rewarding two hours in the dark.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
"Meatballs" handled the sleep-away sex stuff better; here it feels like filler between the killer musical numbers that make even special guest Stephen Sondheim smile on his way out the door.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The film strains for some kind of meaning, but asks you to do the work it can't and won't perform on its own.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
It's best appraised as a strong ensemble piece, a darkly dreamy slab of social commentary and definitely one of the year's best films.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Competently if unremarkably directed by Englishwoman Clare Kilner, should prove compelling enough to Moore's huge legion of fans.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
In general, Bad Boys II is Bay unleashed. This is a good thing when it comes to action sequences--fans of excessive spectacle will definitely dig the car chases that involve flying cadavers. It's a bit less of a good thing between said moments of spectacle.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
The movie is more a loose collection of skits than a coherent whole. But then, it's never coherence we're looking for when Atkinson's exhausting imagination is cut loose from its fetters. The weird bonus here is John Malkovich's over-the-top performance.- Dallas Observer
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That's what separates good films from bad. And that's what makes Km. 0 stand out.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
A former yeshiva student himself, Gorlin turns this tale of political intrigue and the search for divinity into an act of liberation -- if not outright defiance.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Funny, sad, moving and, above all, astute, making I Capture the Castle a fabulous film. Even the cars are tasty.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Moore invested his characters with flaws, with a tangible humanity; God knows they never felt the need to explain themselves, as the film does, rendering it something akin to one long footnote.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Although meant as a light comedy-drama in which both characters are sympathetic, The Housekeeper instead proves irritating.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Northfork may be doomed, but the Polish brothers and cinematographer M. David Mullen (who worked with the brothers on their previous features, "Twin Falls, Idaho" and "Jackpot") make the place feel like heaven on earth.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
I love it, but much in the way I managed to love "The Phantom Menace" -- in spite of its bloat, swaggering self-importance and largely neutered characters.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
All Sinbad has going for it is Pfeiffer's Eris.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
A delicious little thriller about an uptight, ill-humored English mystery writer who becomes enmeshed in murder, Swimming Pool is at once comical, contrary, resourceful and ambiguous.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
No one is more blameworthy than Witherspoon...With her newfound clout and charm, she could make better films; instead, she strolls up to the audience standing in line at the ATM and demands we fork it over or else.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Overall it's reasonably thrilling anyway. If you're hoping for a brilliant revisionist take on the franchise, forget it.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The deep thematic concerns are never fully developed, but the characters are, and the story compels. Also, the movie's pretty scary.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Nothing deeper than a stale retread, it seems. And this is coming from a critic who listed the original "Charlie's Angels" movie as one of the top five films of 2000.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Aspires to be a "Beach Blanket Bingo" redux with a gangbang Grease finale, but it plays like junior high Neil LaBute filmed by an elementary school AV squad.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
It's like an amateur theater production. Reiner rushes through the setup in such a mad dash that it feels like a cartoon.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
This lavish and captivating production by veteran Thai director Chatri Chalerm Yukol (Salween) transports us to another world where even the film stock seems imbued with a timeless, classic quality.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Some Marvel fans and die-hard devotees of Lou Ferrigno, the bodybuilder who played The Hulk on television (and who does a brief walk-on here), may find Ang Lee's whole enterprise grandiose and, given its not-always-successful attempt to fuse brains and brawn, a little bit silly.- Dallas Observer
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Gregory Weinkauf
Exactly as you may expect, this thing is good for a few cheap little laughs and no more.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The screenplay does enough sabotage on its own; the nose, perhaps, is there to give us something to focus on lest our minds wander and wonder just how we chose to kill an hour and 48 minutes giving this crime caper access to our pocketbooks. (Might be good on video, though. Or cable.)- Dallas Observer
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