Dallas Observer's Scores
- Movies
For 1,518 reviews, this publication has graded:
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.6 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
| Highest review score: | Final Destination 3 | |
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| Lowest review score: | How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days |
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Positive: 678 out of 1518
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Mixed: 604 out of 1518
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Luke Y. Thompson
May not seem to be your typical Wes Craven movie. It's not really horror, there are no marketable monsters, and unlike "Cursed," "Scream 3" and other recent Craven offerings, it's actually an enjoyable time at the movies.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
The voice acting is adequate, but it fails to convey the diversity or personality of "Chicken Run" or "Shrek."- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Tremendously funny and entertaining.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
A problem with Park's naturalistic worldview is that it's hard to find anyone to root for. The movie is beautiful to look at, but hideous in its narrative.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
If you love Kawasakis, Hondas, and Yamahas, and don't mind tin-eared writing, get down to the multiplex.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Ultimately, the filmmakers build toward a reasonably satisfying "Twilight Zone" climax, only they crawl toward the ho-hum ending; the movie appears to have been written and edited in a swamp too.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Definitely merits its R rating with a fearless approach that will earn genuine laughs as it turns a few stomachs. Yes, a Rob Schneider movie that's funny. Strange but true.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
When it comes to World War II movies, you may never have seen one like this before -- if only because it's like three different movies at the same time.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The best you can say of Asylum is that it plays like a topless "Twilight Zone."- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Herzog is primarily interested in Treadwell the filmmaker, but you'll likely be fascinated with him as a human being.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
A film that aspires to join the company of its predecessors--smart, funny satires that skewered the hypocrisy and cruelty of high school life. But it won't. For starters, Pretty Persuasion commits a fatal error: It forgets to side with the students.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's arguably more "artful" to move at a snail's pace, but at the risk of tedium?- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The movie's so unfunny, it almost appears to be that way on purpose, kind of like an Ingmar Bergman film.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
If you're shopping for neatly tied bundles of plot and the rigid arcs of "character development" common to mainstream movies, look elsewhere. Whether he's playing on the road or at home, Jarmusch always throws a lot of off-speed stuff, and that's his glory.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Uou may choose to read My Date with Drew several different ways -- as endearing or frightening, as bleak or expectant, as the optimistic daydream of the naïve Everyman or the beginning of a problem that could only lead to a restraining order.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Little Ralph comes off like "Billy Elliot" on steroids. Still, this an energetic movie that can be truly hilarious in spots, and it captures perfectly the oppressive atmosphere of a Catholic boys' school in the ’50s.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's a skillfully made film, but not especially fun to watch, and the apparent thesis that poverty justifies such acts doesn't quite wash.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Either a bit more humor or a bit more heart could exponentially improve things.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Combining the tragic and the comic, this drama is amateurish in places, but it's a triumph of atmosphere (the makers are both North Carolinians) and the acting is first-rate.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The movie does find fresh ways to tweak the formula, making it more than the sum of its broad strokes.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The supporting cast is strong, featuring Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce Campbell, Lynda Carter, and Cloris Leachman.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
If the Navy is looking for splashy recruiting tools, it could do worse than Stealth, a zillion-dollar action movie stuffed with futuristic jet fighters, glamorous carrier pilots and an overload of explosive, mostly digital derring-do.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
A celebration of the naughty joke and the courage it takes to tell one.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
The film is beautifully shot and well-acted, but, like the book, it never achieves anything like the import of the stories that inspired it. Balzac is even a little dull, especially toward the end.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Spends most of its 114 minutes on the making of a demo tape. People in a studio, rapping and recording. If you're going to watch that, wouldn't you prefer it to be Dr. Dre, or Lil Jon, or whoever, rather than actors pretending to be their kind?- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
As usual, Hollywood hitmeister Bay is more interested in blowing stuff up than in addressing deep questions like the morality of science and the false myths of civilization, and these explosions go on for over two hours.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Linklater, whose intimate "Before Sunset" was an art-house wonder last year, proved he could make mainstream money with "School of Rock." With Bad News Bears, he proves he can waste it, too.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The cast is full of cool cult actors past and present, and the movie is great at what it does. It's also brutal as hell, and not everyone will have the stomach for it.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
This movie is, essentially, porn, and whether it's a turn-on is likely to be subjective to each viewer. Those who find traditional porn too artificial should be pleased.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Unlike in, say, "Fight Club," director Hans Weingartner does not hedge his bets on the notion of whether simple-minded anarchy is any better than societal conformity -- his heart is with the Edukators, period.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Last Days shouldn't be half as engrossing as it turns out to be.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Cox, bespectacled and deglamorized here, shows some acting ability, but by the time you get through this 78-minute bag of tricks, you could be suffering from a case of perceptual overload.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Here's a tip: When Vaughn and Wilson are outed as impostors and forced to leave Walken's estate, grab your stuff and walk out. You'll think you just saw a comedy masterpiece.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
As Frank, a widower who falls for his son's conniving would-be girlfriend (Maggie Gyllenhaal), Arnold is a revelation.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Stripped of every major scary moment and restructured in what feels like a deliberate attempt to remove all suspense, this "horror" movie is now a domestic soap opera.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
A comic-book movie unashamed of its roots, meaning it's unabashed about being silly, overwrought nonsense, which works to its benefit--so much so that you're almost rooting for it by the end.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Generous in spirit and fearlessly observant, this tale of an outcast Vietnamese man's journey to freedom deserves a place of honor among the great films portraying emigrant tenacity.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
One of the most remarkable things about Murderball, which is easily among the year's best movies, is how little of its time is filled with the playing of the game.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
This uneven new film, a series of dialogues from the legendary Ingmar Bergman, is assembled like movements of a concerto.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
A character study, the film succeeds in large measure due to the kinetically charged performance of Romain Duris.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Initially artsy, then campy, then tense, it would have worked better if writer-directors Peter and Michael Spierig had kept everything serious and let the inherent absurdism of zombie attacks speak for itself without additional ironic comment.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The filmmaker who once aimed to enchant his audiences with cheerful stories of beatific visitors from outer space now wants only to scare the hell out of us. E.T., as it turns out, is a mass murderer after all, and we are his Reese's Pieces.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
This hackneyed, hapless and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen reasons.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
If the Star Wars movies have taught us anything, it's that waiting 20 years for a new sequel by a guy named George can lead to disappointment.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Fashion photographer David LaChapelle expands upon his award-winning short film "Krumped," introducing us to the new dance forms popular in South Central Los Angeles via the charismatic "ghetto celebrity" known as Tommy the Clown.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
To damn Herbie: Fully Loaded as soporific crap, as lazy profiteering, as yet another needless and cynical remake in a season populated by such con artists, would be as pointless as the movie itself.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
It's a lame Heather Locklear romantic comedy and a lame Hilary Duff romantic comedy all in one!- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
As an actress, she (July) is annoying as hell, with a quirkiness so labored, she seems to be begging for our affection. As a director she is much better.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
The result is a mood movie that sweeps you into its infatuation and holds you there.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Even if there were a great movie here, it would have been undermined by two lead actors who are barely even there, asked to deliver lines they can't handle: Bale, playing the Batman with clipped wings, and Katie Holmes as an assistant district attorney who doesn't have the gravitas to pass as an intern. Come back, Alicia Silverstone; all is forgiven.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Here is "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" inflated to lethal proportion, or "The War of the Roses" reimagined as World War III.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
No less amusing than an average sitcom, but that's certainly not reason enough to buy a ticket.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
High Tension often feels like a ’70s exploitation movie in the best sense; unfortunately, the ending is so bad that it mars everything that comes before.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Robert Rodriguez and his kids conjure up a charming 3-D fantasy.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Miyazaki's movies are as stunning as they are confounding.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
This all-star Euro-indie is stultifyingly torturous.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
For anyone who believes in the gorgeously messy truth of French social drama, it's a grave disappointment.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
At last, his (Howard's) first great (and filling) movie--inspirational, yes, but far from hokey; moving, absolutely, but never saccharine; and gripping, despite its being a fixed fight.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
After trying to prove himself a serious actor in deadly dull movies, Ledger lightens up and brightens up a movie that attempts the trick of bringing a new spin to an old story but can't pull off the stunt.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
Through hilarious and charming interviews with the kids, extended chat sessions with Green, a few words from parents, and a healthy dose of performance footage, we get a sense of what sort of community Green has created, for better and worse.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
For all of its turgid self-importance, its anthropocentric theater of classical music and sound effects, Deep Blue is a gorgeous film with scene after scene of incredible footage.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
The result is a constant feeling of summary, saddled with four times the usual number of after-school issues. Tamblyn is a treat, playing intelligence and anger, and there are some real moments of connection between characters, but the film is hysterical with self-promotion.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
It strains to be funny where the original's gags were efficiently deadpan, yet it's also so unbearably lazy, stooping to cliché and caricature when it backs itself into the shower.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
It's bright and spry, giggly and bouncy, but also cuddly with occasional touches of cruelty--a movie in which best friends, when let loose in the wild, suddenly realize one's a little higher on the food chain.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
Part of the reason that it doesn't quite succeed is that these messages are so tried and true.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
It's chatty when it wants to pretend it's deep and spiritual, messy when it's striving for chaotic and thrilling, and boring when it has no other options left.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
Is it enough to make us like a thing we used to love? For most, that rekindling of an old flame will be good enough.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
The score sucks and the acting is weak, but there are times when certain moviegoers just feel the need to stare far-fetched, blood-drenched death in the eye and laugh. It's here, so have at it.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
This might be the most predictable movie of the year, but at least it delivers everything you expect it to.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
Billed as a comedy, this low-wattage sitcom is both ill-tempered and mean-spirited.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Only Kerry Condon, as Freeman's geeky adopted daughter, plays anything approaching a realistic character.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
Wildly enjoyable look at the fifth-grade ballroom dance competition held annually in New York City.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
At first, Ma Mère is shocking and even alluring, but it doesn't take long for the conceit to wear thin, especially since the characters so rarely act as recognizable humans.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
By the end, you may be exhausted by the effort of trying to unravel the thing, but you may also be taken by the power of its spell. This is a movie that compels you to watch.- Dallas Observer
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Jean Oppenheimer
Manages to be gruesome and grisly, but not particularly creepy or frightening.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
So, if you want to see this loud but rather ordinary epic, don't expect its tricked-up cultural and theological messages to carry much water. For entertainment value, it's hard to beat the climactic siege of Jerusalem, a Ridley Scott-perfect half-hour that matches anything in "Troy" or "Gladiator" for sheer, bloody, helmet-bashing mayhem.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
A tenth of a movie masquerading as a full feature.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Mostly, Mysterious Skin creeps you out, and not in any kind of fun way. There's an artfulness to it, but it's hard to imagine many viewers actually using the term "enjoyed" or "entertained" in conjunction with it.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
As another exposé of stubbornness, petty opportunism, and greed, there's some residual value in the story of two unappealing characters.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
A beautifully acted, graceful, and intelligent film that usefully dramatizes the gulf between Fortress Bush and the relativist politics of Western Europe.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
What makes Crash so gripping--so terrifying in spots, so moving in others, and even a little funny at times--is how nothing happens as we think it will.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The droll has been made dull, a most inexplicable and unfortunate turn of events for so adored a genius, goofball work as this.- Dallas Observer
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Director Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day) has a shruggingly action-intensive style, which feels at once heavy-handed and lazy.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
3-Iron is at times deliciously sensual, creepily somnolent, whimsically spiritual and disturbingly violent. But it is never quite coherent.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
The film is rich with real feeling. And Dench's performance is a heartbreaker.- Dallas Observer
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Robert Wilonsky
The Interpreter dashes the suspense by talking the audience to death.- Dallas Observer
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Melissa Levine
An entertainment success, a triple threat of fresh writing, inspired directing, and, yes, good acting.- Dallas Observer
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Bill Gallo
A thoroughly professional, frequently spectacular piece of muckraking.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Unlike some other soccer movies, there's no fancy editing -- excitement is generated strictly by the actual choreography and the commentary of an English announcer.- Dallas Observer
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Luke Y. Thompson
Yes, there are more cheap shocks this time around, and they're fun to watch, but you'll have forgotten most of them by the time you make it out to your car.- Dallas Observer
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