Boston Globe's Scores

For 7,947 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Autumn Tale
Lowest review score: 0 Argylle
Score distribution:
7947 movie reviews
  1. Delgo demonstrates how hard it is to create a memorable, credible-looking piece of animated entertainment.
  2. After a sensuous introductory act, The Reader descends into a series of dismaying contradictions regarding the moral toxins of the Holocaust - which still pollute postwar Germany.
  3. I'd like to make a 911 call myself: Lord, please stop this increasingly fine actor (Smith) from climbing onto another cross.
  4. The biggest problem with this movie - not that it's mediocre, dull, or barely written (though it's guilty on all counts). It's that Carrey himself is miscast.
  5. The appeal of Bedtime Stories belongs entirely to Sandler. As a comedian, he doesn't have to stoop to a kid's level. He's usually already there.
    • 58 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    Depressingly predictable in its dialogue and dramatic beats, Defiance is most interesting as a study of unlikely leaders.
    • 51 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    Hotel for Dogs is agreeable Saturday afternoon multiplex piffle - friendly, formulaic, completely harmless.
  6. A thriller whose title remains printable only because the right people probably don't know that it refers to a violent sex act.
  7. Most of the time it looks like we're on the back lot for a Romanian production of "Lord of the Rings IV."
  8. By taking nonsense seriously Outlander never achieves camp. It's a comic book that's mistaken itself for scripture.
    • 29 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    You've seen New in Town before, and you've seen it done better. Still, it's a sweet-hearted bit of anemia, pleasant and obvious, and there are a few honest laughs to it.
  9. Watching what Howard has done with the book - covering up the lewdness, blunting the snobbery, and spackling the amazing plot holes - is dismaying. This adaptation has the stink of superiority about it.
  10. Like the current hit "Taken," Last House 2009 packs a vicarious jolt that might feel cathartic to certain moviegoers.
  11. The movie has embarrassingly limited ideas about both the sexes and sex. Like Sandra Bullock’s career woman in “The Proposal,’’ Abby appears to have never heard of intercourse, much less experienced it.
  12. There is, however, Viola Davis, who might win an Oscar tomorrow for her one scene in "Doubt." Her part here - a minister combing the street for crack-whores to rescue - is about three times as large.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
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    The new film's not only almost double the length of the original, it's four times as ambitious - a sprawling, surrealist, ultimately disturbing portrait of a society lurching uncertainly toward democracy. What's really on trial in this movie? Just the Russian soul.
  13. This is an old man's movie, without an old man's experience. Despite McGinly's stated affection for Kreskin (the movie ends with a written appreciation of him), there's nothing personal about it. It's the movie equivalent of handing us a business card.
  14. By 2009, the franchise has nothing new to offer. The culture, through video games and reality television, has caught up to the series and surpassed it.
    • 38 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    Gigantic plays like a Sundance movie with half the nouns removed; fetchingly cryptic for a while, it's ultimately just obscure.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Nearly all the actors seem to be having a good time, and the action moves so fast that you don't mind when something nuts happens.
  15. Miley may vacillate, but for now her indentured servitude to Disney continues. The image that comes to mind is Princess Leia chained to Jabba the Hutt, but that's probably just me.
    • 48 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    The movie itself is petrified meatloaf. It's a body-transference comedy in the vein of "Big," "Freaky Friday," and other candidates for Turner Classics.
  16. American Violet feels less like life and unreasonably more like the movies.
    • 54 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    Writer Peter Harness has based his screenplay on his own childhood experiences, but personal doesn't necessarily translate to fresh.
  17. "Wolverine" feels enslaved to its many masters - Marvel Comics, Hollywood, and the young men who devour their products - never sidestepping the déjà vu it inspires.
    • 34 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    Ghosts is better-than-average McConaughey swill, but not by much - that's its pleasure and its curse.
    • 55 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    An overly muted and cautious piece of work. Watching it is like seeing a man ease out onto the limb of a tree, constantly testing its strength.
    • 58 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    iIf you can ignore a ridiculously overbearing soundtrack - a big if - the film's a pleasant bauble. Still, those coming in cold may be forgiven for thinking they've wandered into "Atonement" remade as a farce.
  18. The problem with the new movie is the same as with the previous one. Vardalos has this idea that she's a marm. And while it's true that she personifies her movies, I don't quite buy her librarian mode.
  19. Eddie Murphy in another mediocre family comedy? Imagine that.
  20. This movie wants to cover every base without thinking very deeply about them. So while a lot of ground is covered in 80 brisk minutes, the information presented is only abstractly useful.
  21. Director Nowrasteh seems to think the only way to save lives is to sensationalize death. You could trek to the theater and have this movie whack you upside the head. You could also just mail a check for $10 to the human rights group of your choice.
  22. It's mostly flat, despite being presented in 3-D, and the writing is so unimaginative that at one point a character yells out "yabba dabba doo!"
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Doesn't seem to know whether it wants to be a sprightly sex comedy or an enigmatic little thriller. Unfortunately, it's neither very funny nor very thrilling.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Panettiere, I’m sad to report, is a dud as the title character, a supposed wild thang who never rises above the level of runty, obnoxious mall chick, down to the roll-on tan.
  23. Is a man with Asperger’s boyfriend material? It’s difficult to determine how we wind up here, but it’s strange that a movie ostensibly about a man and his lack of social options left me depressed about a woman and hers.
  24. You put up the cash, the movie clunks.
    • 62 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    A sweet, splattery bit of in-jokery; if it’s not actually a good movie, on some level you have to admire the chutzpah of a film set in 1850s Ireland but shot on Staten Island.
    • 35 Metascore
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    A disjointed patchwork of zany character sketches lacking in coherence and credibility.
  25. A richer movie might speculate on McGartland’s life now. How does a local hero survive in an anonymous void?
    • 43 Metascore
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    You’d think the 3-D effects would bring the action closer, but the kooky optics often have the opposite effect, turning the athletes into GI Joe and Boba Fett action figures zipping around a dollhouse set.
  26. It’s not a good sign when the first few minutes of a movie about singing, dancing, rapping, video-camera-wielding teenagers reminds you of a certain grimy horror franchise.
  27. Well-meaning but trying documentary.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Essential viewing for builders, graphic designers, visual artists, and other optically inclined folk, but it’s a bit of a slog for the uninitiated.
    • 33 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    As such things go, it’s not bad: slick and proficient, The Stepfather 2.0 gets the adrenaline pumping, but the original has the brains.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    There are good performances and fleeting moments of exquisite moviemaking, but the experience as a whole is an evolutionary dead end.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    An effective, no-frills gruel-a-thon if that’s your cup of Swiss Miss, and it explores such burning questions as: What happens if you’re dumb enough to leave your bare hand on a metal safety bar overnight?
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Where Burton and his screenwriter, Linda Woolverton, go astray is turning this new 3-D version - a sequel, really, about a grown Alice returning to the psychic dreamworld of her childhood - into a fantasy adventure that looks like every other CGI epic out there.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    What’s missing is the assurance of tone that a Lumet would provide.
  28. While Baruchel is fun to root for and watch flail about like a pipe-cleaner in the wind, this movie encourages a sick desire in me -- to see Michael Cera and all the runners-up in the Mr. Puniverse Contest knocked down a peg by a bully with a neck the size of a tree trunk.
  29. There is a mild pleasure in the sight of Jude Law pirouetting with a hacksaw through gangs of extras, but the amusement is notional. I actually don’t find him terribly interesting as a kinetic object.
  30. Is it being a spoilsport to suggest that the Hubble’s original 2-D images are a lot more stupendous than all the IMAX 3-D hurly-burly?
    • 46 Metascore
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      Ty Burr
    The result is a curious hash: warmly funny in the comic scenes and shamelessly sentimental during the sad bits, of which there are many.
  31. It's hard to find the movie unpleasant, but it's hard to imagine it causing any strong reaction at all.
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    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Youth recedes, the body decays, life is a compromised thing: These are truths. But they're not fresh truths, and Moss's riverdogs are hardly the first to have discovered them.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Wonderful characters, these three, and The Hard Word never figures out what to do with them.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    For the record, Rare Birds doesn't even fly as a birder's special, since Tasseter's Sulfurious Duck is a fictional species. Now, if they'd seen a Eurasian Wigeon, then we'd be talking.
  32. It's too long and self-consciously progressive to be entertaining, but it's too well-intentioned to be dismissed altogether.
  33. Unabashed Fidel worship.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Offers no tangible sense of Ganesh's genuine convictions (beyond a thirst for fame), nor of the essence of his character. By the time Ganesh's political downfall comes, in the same spiritless fashion in which his fortunes rose, it would take a mystic miracle to care.
  34. It's not that the film is devoid of honestly earned laughs here and there. The problem is that there are too few of them and that the film can't connect them.
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  35. More vulgar than funny.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Not without its charms. But it never rises to its clever what-if concept.
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  36. Never brings its potentially intriguing plot strands into focus.
  37. Rossellini doesn't do much more than show up and be a hundred kinds of ravishing. Yet there's a movie in her ageless face and that untamed bouffant.
  38. A mildly diverting gay-straight odd couple comedy that has just enough bright one-liners to carry it past its plot structuring.
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  39. The characters, in short, are never given enough dimension, enough chance to develop the individual tics and eccentricities on which this kind of comedy thrives.
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  40. Its pile-driving succession of set pieces comes at you with numbingly relentless efficiency, presumably in the hope that you won't notice or care how dumb it all is.
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  41. In its zeal to counter the negativity usually found in depictions of Mormons, God's Army eventually succumbs to overearnestness, sentimentality, and cliche.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Plants the seeds of comedy that grow into a mild feel-good flick, but it won't reap much viewer satisfaction.
  42. There's nothing really wrong with Agnes Browne, except a tendency to take a few easy, convenient outs.
  43. A comic vehicle for that valuable Australian export, Rachel Griffiths.
  44. Brown Sugar fails to produce an image of hip-hoppery as fascinating and complex as the moment when Halle Berry set her tongue wagging during a ghetto-fabulous grind with Warren Beatty in ''Bulworth.''
  45. Conspicuously short on the kind of texture that makes us feel we're watching real people living real lives.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Still as moth-eaten as a Bengal tiger rug on the floor of a London men's club.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    This isn't a movie -- it's an author in love with the sound of her own voice.
  46. Dramatically speaking, The Caveman's Valentine is a dead end.
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  47. Seems embalmed in its own time, an earnest and handsomely crafted museum piece, not an urgent transposition of Miller's moral outrage to the new century.
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  48. If you walk in with your expectations at a suitably low setting, you won't walk away disappointed.
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  49. The movie moves predictably to its formulaic finale, which -- unwittingly perhaps -- reprises Plummer's own sugary classic, ''The Sound of Music.''
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    CQ
    Triumphs over its own trendiness only by being vapid and superficial.
  50. There are moments when Hill and Giler dare to turn Undisputed into an episode of ''Oz'' - albeit an insipid, belligerence-, and sex-free episode.
  51. Like an ''Afterschool Special'' with costumes by Gianni Versace, Mad Love looks better than it feels.
  52. Owes less to any film genre than to TV soap operas offered with far fewer pretensions on any given afternoon.
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  53. A mixed bag. With such a brief running time, there are not enough high points to recommend the five shorts that make up the film.
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  54. Dogged allegiance to blandness.
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  55. Seems so preoccupied with genuflection that it never achieves its subject's heart-pounding immediacy.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    You may have to be from Iceland to take dialogue like ''You can't freeze love like a gutted fish'' with a straight face.
  56. Watching the uncertain and disappointing new apartheid documentary Amandla! A Revolution in Four-Part Harmony'' is like going to the lecture of an impassioned but really disorganized professor.
  57. Despite being well acted and sweetly moving when it strips down to the tender poem at its heart, Till Human Voices Wake Us spends too much time playing to an otherworldly suspense that simply isn't there.
  58. The movie goes after our dreams by dragging them through our Sept. 11 nightmares with an apocalyptic finale so ludicrous, overedited, and from out of nowhere that it's hard to follow, let alone to believe it's happening.
  59. Likable performances are critically wounded by implausible scenarios and derivative-minded direction referencing everything from ''Reservoir Dogs'' to ''Fargo.''
  60. Despite the heavy-handedness, isn't awful enough to be a hilarious howler. But neither is it good enough to become the tropical noir it could have been.
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    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    It's an actor's film, all right -- peppered with rich supporting performances but unconvincing in the telling.
  61. Little more than a screenful of boy meets boy, boy meets baggage, boy loses baggage.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    The movie is both stunning on the level of visual pageantry and curiously inert as cinema.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ty Burr
    Explicit yet consistently unerotic. It's also intensely sad, capturing everything about these people except the high they ceaselessly chase.
  62. Although dated, it's not a bad musical.
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  63. Offers some entertaining moments now and then in its relatively short running time.
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  64. Wonderfully cast and slickly directed, but so crudely written.
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