Blender's Scores

  • Music
For 1,854 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 7.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Together Through Life
Lowest review score: 10 Folker
Score distribution:
1854 music reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Album four is especially monochrome gut-check metal, so flourishes of mellow pianos or cargo-shorts funk are as welcome as a bag of Skittles in a pack of combat rations.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Trademark G-Unit, pakced with a few thunderous club jams and too little else. [Oct 2006, p.128]
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    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The line between this credible Faces-cum-Skynyrd jam band's best and worst material remains slimmer than even their most ardent fanatic might hope. [Jun/Jul 2001, p.105]
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    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There's something about the precision of the gear changes and the crisp efficiency of Rob Schnapf's production that hits the spot, however derivatively. [Apr 2004, p.134]
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    • 40 Critic Score
    It's ultimately unconvincing. [Jun 2005, p.115]
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Thomas's songs derive power from being derivative. [#13, p.98]
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Faceless is exactly that. [May 2003, p.120]
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    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    They fluctuate between those two poles while their by-the-book hard rock continues to split the difference between Black Crowes and Guns N’ Roses--though no longer with the wit that fueled their coke-y 1999 breakout, 'Lit Up.'
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Every chorus is a rousing tribute to overstatement. [#17, p.137]
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    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It’s a steadfast assault, whether he’s brooding over dust in the wind ('If Today Was Your Last Day') or idealizing a girl (“She ain’t no Cinderella when she gettin’ undressed/’Cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West").
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    A whip-smart, 13-song satire on FM-radio machismo and lyrical cliches. [Nov 2006, p.140]
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    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Green's cutesy Bacharach-ish chamber pop loses all novelty after a few spins. [Apr 2005, p.118]
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    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Korn are ultra-confident, forgoing the blandishments of heavy-rock virtuoso conceptualist Michael Beinhorn, who produced their last album. [Mar 2004, p.121]
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The anti-sentimentality gets a bit relentless over 18 songs. [Aug 2006, p.118]
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Roman's politically spiked lyrics sound shrugged-off and flimsy. [Sep 2004, p.141]
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    What initially feels jubilant soon turns grating. [Jul 2005, p.115]
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The End is rather ordinary--severe, belligerent riffs and vocals that sound as though singer Chud gargles molten lava. [#12, p.148]
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Rossdale still has that sexy catch in his throat, but his new songs are ass, evoking a mealy-mouthed, cliché-ridden, bombastic Chris Cornell solo joint more than Bush, and whoever Auto-Tuned the vocals has some explaining to do.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The real problem is sounding like Alice In Chains; afloat without a genre, the gang too often turn their emotional intelligence to making kinda dark, vaguely artistic middle metal. [Sep 2005, p.138]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    They are still greasy rock & rollers who know how to keep a party going. [Oct 2004, p.120]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The Five... go for the high-flown pap of '70s singer-songwriters Dan Fogelberg and Dan Hill, playing off Ondrasik's fey falsetto and fondness for lush, string-sweetened arrangements. [Mar 2004, p.117]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There's little to indicate an intrinsic personality unusual enough to demand your attention. [#10, p.118]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Perry’s creative-writing-class punch lines don’t always justify her self-congratulatory drag-queen tone. But she hiccups quirkily enough, and myriad big-name producers (from Dr. Luke to Glen Ballard) keep the new-wave synth hooks hopping
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Begging can be sexy, too, but for SWR it’s just another joyless act by a hateful species.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Where past albums documented a litany of bummers, cascading melodies now airbrush moments of depression or kinkiness--even the horny groupie of 'Natural Disaster' sounds like a girl you could take home to Mom. Higgenson’s new outlook is surprising.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Monotonous in its R&B pleasantry. [Mar 2005, p.137]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Showcases the melodramatic but never overstated croon of a showman who, in another era, might've been a Las Vegas legend. [#14, p.135]
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    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Singing on nearly every song, the techno star gets more up-close-and-personal here--a ballsy move for someone the Lord didn't heap with vocal gifts, but one that pays off. [Apr 2005, p.124]
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Their sixth album is shambling and empty, spiked infrequently with a good bassline or an almost-good chorus, and even the jokes founder on the band’s contempt.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The wan, wimpy Weird Revolution relies on tired drum loops and flat rap vocals. [Aug/Sep 2001, p.121]
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