Blender's Scores

  • Music
For 1,854 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 7.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Together Through Life
Lowest review score: 10 Folker
Score distribution:
1854 music reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Almost a total wreck -- even decent melodies are hard to come by. [Aug/Sep 2001, p.130]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Kelly sounds exhilaratingly unhinged by passion. It drives him into territory no one else is able--or willing--to navigate. [Aug 2005]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    A poorly-recorded collection of lazily-written songs recorded by an artist whose muse deserted him long ago. [Oct 2004, p.131]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    On album two, his focus switches from coke to cash as he booms about his fleet of Maybachs (on the soaring T-Pain synthfest 'The Boss') and prepaying his baby daughter’s college tuition.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    V
    It doesn't help that Live operate at two speeds: overamped anthems and over-the-top ballads, which render [Kowalczyk's] doubtless heartfelt homilies rather empty. [Aug/Sep 2001, p.125]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    10
    Mostly, Ten is The LL Cool J Show -- a reliable sitcom, now in its tenth season, detailing the bachelorhood of a brawny loverman. [#12, p.146]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This album sends her style to rehab, cleaning up messy edges and emotional extremes. [May 2005, p.124]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Key
    Despite their surface similarities, Knapp's wide-eyed songs lack the unnerving distinction and eccentricity that are [Conor] Oberst's stock-in-trade. [Nov 2004, p.142]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Beneath the heavy petting, he displays a pleasant touch for soft '70s soul.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In place of the band's distinctive head-banging limberness, there's a strange hybrid: a new sort of hard-rock soul, slightly lumbering in spite of its virtuosity. [Sep 2006, p.136]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Meanders aimlessly, stumbling into bits of tune but never taking them anywhere. [Aug/Sep 2001, p.123]
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    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    That's both the best and the worst thing about this album: The music is much more eloquent than the lyrics. [May 2003, p.112]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Negativland's chugging cacophony seems a fitting and grisly tribute to human road kill. [#11, p.138]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The group's lite grooves, awful raps and wide-screen choruses are beginning to sound desperate. [#17, p.144]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    This is very much another case of: nice lyrics, but a shame about the tunes. [#4, p.118]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The lack of pretense on his second album makes him an approachable Everypimp, and he gets nothing but love from [his] guests. [Dec 2004, p.138]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This is the hip-hop equivalent of an all-stops pulled, Oscar-ready performance: mushily sentimental, self-righteously indignant and constantly in your face. [Nov 2004, p.138]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    After years of trading her signature flourishes for a radio-ready purr, she's left with almost no presence at all. [Aug/Sep 2001, p.118]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Much of the material features clamorous, heavy-handed production, and though Xzibit's subject matter ranges from orgies to the benevolence of his mama, his dexterous rhyming style is a little too undifferentiated. [#10, p.132]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The production sparkles.... But the songs are dull. [#14, p.131]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The musical treatment is Depeche Mode-lite, setting generally passionate songs in an antiseptic electronic context, and Gore's over-earnest voice lacks the presence to reinvigorate them. [May 2003, p.120]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While Love's voice is as scratchy and corrosive as ever, unfaraid to veer off-pitch for a good sneer, the album is big-time Hollywood rock. [Mar 2004, p.112]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A band that traffics in momentum can't afford to take their foot off the gas as often as Yellowcard does. [Mar 2006, p.112]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Too often... their ideas are dead ends. [Aug 2004, p.140]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    [The songs'] unrelenting wallop, growling guitars and mock-operatic choruses tend to blur together even as they're kicking your ass. [Oct 2005, p.137]
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Mood enhancers like 'Blind Confusion' and 'Blister on My Soul' set tart melodies to a guitar punch that compensates for a shortage of coherent content. But from there, things slow down and bloat up.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Successful imitation requires a kind of talent, too. [#9, p.156]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Cry
    On Cry, Hill ripens, showing a boldness few artists ever manage. [#12, p.145]
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    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    No distinct personality emerges. [Oct 2006, p.132]
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    We're left with the immutable Corgan sans ambition: his narrow whine, melodies not quite predictable but dull anyway and a misty worldview with collegiate airs. [Jul 2005, p.116]
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