Absolute Games' Scores

  • Games
For 694 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 23% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 11.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 63
Highest review score: 95 Crusader Kings II
Lowest review score: 1 FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction
Score distribution:
694 game reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    The developers promised us an atmosphere of real horror, love, friendships, suspicions, paranoia, but delivered none of these things. This game has no spark, no aftertaste... In fact, it has no taste whatsoever.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Look past the glitz of technical achievements, richly designed sets, ostensibly interactive environments, and you will see the real L.A. Noire – a vapid adventure with a hole-ridden plot, a boring unsympathetic hero, and rough stitches in places where content should be.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 66 Critic Score
    Look past the glitz of technical achievements, richly designed sets, ostensibly interactive environments, and you will see the real L.A. Noire – a vapid adventure with a hole-ridden plot, a boring unsympathetic hero, and rough stitches in places where content should be.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Looks like Codemasters really struggled with DiRT 3, piece by piece cutting everything that could have saved this game from going off the cliff.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Who would have thought that this highly ambitious concept would turn out to be such a bland game?
    • 74 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Long before the events of the original F.E.A.R., scientists of Armacham Corporation put Alma Wade into medically-induced coma and enclosed her in a sarcophagus to suppress her psionic abilities. While trying to create an army of clones with superhuman abilities, they twice artificially inseminated her body, but in the end paid the ultimate price for cruelty and greed. Replace Armacham with Warner Bros., Alma – with F.E.A.R., and this make-believe story will become real.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Hunted is one of those action games that fly into one ear and exit through the other without even touching your brain.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 54 Critic Score
    In a desperate attempt to stand out in a crowd of silly arcade games, Naval Warfare lost its drive as well as accessibility.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Stainless Games simply retooled the 2009 version in accordance with the latest edition of the original CCG - Magic 2012. Even with all the changes, this game is basically a big glorified DLC, but, on the other hand, it costs only $10, and offers a lot of fun for this kind of money.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's a pity that Hamilton's Great Adventure never got its 15 minutes of Internet fame, because it has tons of charm and it's very fun to play.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    inFamous 2 is so derivative that "2" in its title should have been an exponent. This game navigates the sea of superhero clichés as easily as Cole McGrath slides on tram cables.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Armageddon's visuals are borderline awful, but the primitive gameplay is what looks the worst.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Black Lion took a bite of something that they could now chew – a tactical stealth action game. And instead of a generic by-the-numbers shooter, they spewed out a piece of garbage, complete with poor graphics, amoeba-like AI and a horrendously dumb story.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    All attempts to turn Duke Nukem Forever into a fancy scripted shooter look pathetic not only when compared to the Call of Duty series, but even to much cheaper games.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    If only Daggerdale could offer fun gameplay, we would have forgiven it for dull story, horrible visuals and buggy multiplayer. Alas, the combat is beyond redemption as well.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    After having created the toughest armor deep down in Hell, you will realize that you've seen and done everything that Terraria has to offer. But it'll take you about 30 hours to get to that point, plus, free expansions are already on their way.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Dungeon Siege 3, just as Obsidian's previous game, Alpha Protocol, is an RPG that adds absolutely nothing to the genre.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    CreaVures looks really nice... when viewed as thumbnail-sized screenshots in Steam.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Fun and motivation are two things that Hoard lacks most.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Instead of trying to cram everything but a kitchen sink into a low-budget game, the developers should have polished its core concept. Faery could have become a very beautiful, touching fairy tale, but turned into a weird made dish.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's hard to judge The First Templar by the usual standards, since almost everything here has two sides. Fairly good story, but dated graphics. Interesting combat system – annoying stealth sequences. Big levels – linear corridors. But ultimately, you will be remembering these 10 hours of non-stop swashbuckling with a smile on your face.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Instead of cloning Puzzle Quest, Capybara Games took the concept and elevated it to a new level.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Instead of cloning Puzzle Quest, Capybara Games took the concept and elevated it to a new level.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    For a game that was made without financial infusions from top-tier publishers, The Witcher 2 looks much, much better than all recent role-playing blockbusters combined.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Honest Hearts proves once again that Obsidian is more experienced than Bethesda when it comes to DLCs.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Red River is not a rival to modern high-budget, high-tech blockbusters. It looks worse than Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, and you can't destroy the environment like in Battlefield: Bad Company. But, compared to its overly serious predecessor, this game is a real gift.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    It took TimeGate two years to make a sequel to Section 8, but they never bothered to fully develop their concept of the orbital assault force. Only the moderate price tag and a lack of decent sci-fi multiplayer shooters keep it from burning out on entry.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    The Next Big Thing is an ode to classic Hollywood horror movies.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    With Fire and Sword is a definite purchase if you want to play Warband's multiplayer with a Ukrainian flavor.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Even with all its collection of flaws, Darkspore is not a bad game. The only real mistake that EA made was releasing it on PC with a $50 price tag. This game belongs on XBLA or PSN. But if you're into some mindless time-killing before going to bed, by all means, pick it up.

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