if Let's Golf 3 doesn't want me to play it, why should I?

Remember Snake? Remember Pac-Man? Remember how fun those games can be? Grub wants you to remember too, but it comes up short.

NFL Runner: Football Dash is a fairly unexciting endless runner that serves little purpose.

There's a fantastic license within but Scarface is really very disappointing and gangster fans won't be impressed at all.

There's a fascinating storyline underneath the poor gameplay.

This game is a slap in the face to Simpson fans everywhere, and doesn't deserve in the smallest amount of support.

Fieldrunners Attack! is a game that is ostensibly about strategic base management and combat, but it fails to deliver on both fronts. Moreover, it doesn't make particularly good use of anything that made Fieldrunners appealing in the first place. Across the board, Fieldrunners Attack! is a very disappointing game.

It's inoffensive enough, but that's the problem for LEGO Star Wars The New Yoda Chronicles. It's actually quite a dull variety of inoffensive.

Age of Solitaire is a really hard game to recommend. It's a pretty game, but it's otherwise a version of Solitaire that is muddied with ads, consumable in-app purchases, and a relatively lifeless civilzation-building visual layer.

The jokes aren't the most offensive thing about this freemium city building game based around the Family Guy series.

Fate of Nations tries to offer a free-to-play 4x experience, but just delivers a big muddy heap instead.

A fairly unrestricted free to play game, Call of Mini: Infinity flounders by being just not very interesting at all.

Serial Cleaner is a flat stealth action experience with few redeeming qualities.

There's nothing crucially wrong with Secret Journeys: Cities of the World HD exactly, it's just all too uninteresting to really grab players away from the likes of Big Fish Games' selection.

Valerian: City of Alpha's attempts to deliver stories from Valerian's universe are undercut by its gameplay, and its gameplay is clunky and slow.

There is a really good game here to be played, and I hope they develop more "user friendly" controls.

Geek Resort is a tycoon-style park creation title with an overall fun art-style; it's simply let down on its reliance of in-app purchases to drive its gameplay, and a few obvious bugs.

Tap! Captain Star is a foul combination. It’s equal parts mind-numbing clicker and super-aggressive ad machine. I can’t think of a single good reason for anyone to play it.

You shouldn’t play Bloodshore until it gets patched. Even if you do, it’s a somewhat middling experience that buries its most fascinating bits along its margins.

Tank Titans HD feels less like a game and more like an incomplete proof-of-concept, without much to recommend it.

James Bond: World of Espionage is a more exciting title than the game deserves.

Skullgirls is a flashy-looking game that is pretty miserable to actually play. It's combat feels a little too simple, and your success seems determined more by lucky Relic rewards than skill. Add to this the fact that this is a fighting game with no multiplayer component, and there's very little reason to actually pick Skullgirls up.

Rivals at War has a very interesting concept, but its actual game is a boring interaction-free card game.

I didn't think Gameloft could do a worse job with free-to-play than they did with Let's Golf 3, but they sure did! Now please Gameloft, just stop. This is embarrassing.

Aside from a neat idea and some nice visuals, BOMBARIKA is a complete mess. Both technically and creatively, the game feels half-baked. All the while, the game is trying to hit you up to give it more money. On pretty much all fronts, there’s not much to enjoy about BOMBARIKA.

Ever wanted to tap on a screen and assume you've killed a monster or two? Probably not, but just in case here's Sword King.

There is nothing funny about making something bad on purpose and asking people to play it.

Hero Tap: The Finger of Justice - a game in which putting together a team of superheroes to fight master criminals becomes an exercise in tedium.