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Generally favorable reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 9
  2. Negative: 0 out of 9
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  1. Jun 1, 2026
    59
    Hemmed in by a cluttered mix and NIMBYish paranoia, this album will test even a loyal fan’s investment in its creator.
  2. May 22, 2026
    58
    His most ambitious and unrestrained work to date, yet the record is still frustratingly unable to fully shake off some of its most formulaic impulses.
  3. May 27, 2026
    56
    If you’re a Bleachers fan, then there will certainly be a handful of songs worth taking away from this. And if you hated 2024’s Bleachers like I did, you too will find solace in the fact that this is an immediate upgrade. Big picture, on the other hand, I’m just not sure where Antonoff goes from here.
  4. 50
    Ultimately, Everyone For Ten Minutes doesn’t do enough to differentiate itself from the band’s previous outings. Despite some lovely, refreshing variations sprinkled throughout – like the atmospheric slow burn of opener “Sideways” – this is largely the sound of Antonoff planted firmly in his comfort zone.

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