Paramount Pictures | Release Date: February 12, 2016
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TVJerryFeb 18, 2016
Instead of genuinely funny stuff, this film’s major shortcoming is that it relies so heavily on cameos (30+ ranging from Valentino to Willie Nelson to Neil deGrasse Tyson). Ben Stiller (who also directed and co-wrote) and Owen Wilson returnInstead of genuinely funny stuff, this film’s major shortcoming is that it relies so heavily on cameos (30+ ranging from Valentino to Willie Nelson to Neil deGrasse Tyson). Ben Stiller (who also directed and co-wrote) and Owen Wilson return as vacuous models, who after years of seclusion, find out that they’re no longer in vogue. The first half spoofs the fashion industry (to mostly lame effect), but when Will Farrell appears as the villain, the focus shifts to an equally unexciting attempt at becoming an action flick. There are a few amusing moments and lots of energy, but the majority of this selfie falls flat. Sadly, the cameos are the most fun thing about it. Expand
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skyminsterFeb 18, 2016
Zoolander 2 suffers from a certain thing called sequel syndrome. A lot of the jokes in it were stolen from the first one, overused and made redundant. Any original jokes they did have for the most part weren’t very funny to start with, andZoolander 2 suffers from a certain thing called sequel syndrome. A lot of the jokes in it were stolen from the first one, overused and made redundant. Any original jokes they did have for the most part weren’t very funny to start with, and got less and less bearable as the film went on. This was partly thanks to the actors performing the jokes, though, as none of the new characters were likable. Even Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson didn’t look like they were enjoying the film-making process, as they and Will Ferrell weren’t at their best. Even though the film started strongly, the bad jokes and in-originality along with the bombardment of pointless celebrity cameos and unsure actors meant the rest of the film didn’t fair well, to say the least.

It’s a comedy film, so people are supposed to laugh. I didn’t hear much laughing.

39/100 (rounded to 4/10).
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csw12May 9, 2016
Cameos left and right only go so far to in this stupid film. 15 years in the making and Hollywood comes up with this lazy dumb film? The only saving grace is Will Farrell at the end.
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dharmaMay 8, 2016
Zoolander 2 is an unnecessary sequel. So much so, that it even recycles its main villain. There are some funny bits and pieces, but the jokes are so out of date, that despite the stars' best efforts, it's just not enough. Stiller needs toZoolander 2 is an unnecessary sequel. So much so, that it even recycles its main villain. There are some funny bits and pieces, but the jokes are so out of date, that despite the stars' best efforts, it's just not enough. Stiller needs to lay down on his so called pet projects. They just don't work anymore. Expand
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BrianMcCriticFeb 12, 2016
I am a big Zoolander fan so I was excited to see these characters again, unfortunately the results are under whelming. I admit I laughed some but not nearly enough to justify seeing it again. C
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Jess_HillFeb 14, 2016
There are laughs to be had here, mainly as a result of the many celebrity cameo's that form the basis of this film, but that is all that can be said about this otherwise poorly realised sequel. The 'storyline' has a number of plot lines thatThere are laughs to be had here, mainly as a result of the many celebrity cameo's that form the basis of this film, but that is all that can be said about this otherwise poorly realised sequel. The 'storyline' has a number of plot lines that are set up and then ignored, the pacing just leaps briskly between seemingly random ideas, which is unsatisfying and irritating. This fails to capture the withering commentary on the industry of the first film, and whilst there are moments of hilarity, the overall experience is decidedly meh. 4.88/10 Expand
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TheQuietGamerJul 18, 2016
Even as a huge fan of the first Zoolander I found this sequel to be incredibly disappointing. Let's be honest, there was really no reason for it. Especially not after all these years. Ben Stiller proves this by returning as director, writer,Even as a huge fan of the first Zoolander I found this sequel to be incredibly disappointing. Let's be honest, there was really no reason for it. Especially not after all these years. Ben Stiller proves this by returning as director, writer, and star all the while lacking any truly worthwhile ideas.

The whole thing just seems like Stiller came up with a few good jokes over the years that could fit the Zoolander character, but ultimately not enough to make a complete movie. He then proceeded to make the movie anyway. Rather lazily at that too. In order to fill in the rest of the pieces required to make a Zoolander 2, Stiller threw together a haphazard plot, tossed in some cheap jokes, and filled the movie with a plethora of cameos with the hopes that nobody would notice the lack of genuine humor. It all just feels so cheap.

The world of Zoolander is much more gonzo this time around. It's got so many over-the-top characters and absurd environments. It all not only looks fake, but feels fake as well. A case of style over substance. It's obvious the budget wasn't that high. You can tell the majority of the movie was filmed in front of the world's most obvious green screens.

I do appreciate Stiller's sense of imagination though. He's content to take nothing seriously and has crafted a world where anything can and probably will happen. It's also nice to see a genuine character comedy nowadays. It's just a shame it isn't that funny.

It does it's funny moments though. I can say that the movie did get a few laughs from me. The problem is that they are few and far between. The time in between these gags is spent following a pointless plot and watching countless other jokes fall flat on their face thanks to how obvious they are. I got to give the film credit for Kyle Mooney though. He was a consistently funny presence.

The area where Zoolander 2 disappointed me the most was with it's lack of satire. There are some moments where it pokes fun at hipsters, political correctness, and the except everybody movement, but it's largely lacking in any legit social commentary. Stiller seems to forget what a crucial element that was to the first movie's success.

Zoolander didn't need a sequel. While not entirely bad, Zoolander 2 certainly proves that. It largely forgets what made it's predecessor so great. As a result it's remarkably less funny. I do appreciate that 2001 sense of humor it so desperately tries to bring back into modern times. However Stiller's need to go bigger in order to hide the lack of quality content prevents that from happening. It's a subpar sequel and comedy. One that isn't even likely to satisfy fans of the original. I know it didn't this one.
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listenlearnAug 13, 2016
Funny to watch once, but pretty dumb. Found myself laughing at parts and just cringing at others. On par with the first Zoolander I think. I wouldn't rewatch it though.
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DukeJonJan 21, 2017
Great cast, high production values, good soundtrack. A big wad of money was thrown at this film. Unfortunately they forgot to add the jokes. Quite liked the first one. This... not so much.
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marcmyworksNov 24, 2016
This film could have been the best B-movie ever made however it doesn't get 'good-bad' it gets progressively bad-bad. Not only do all the characters from the original return but a slew of new and underdeveloped characters as well.
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TgExpressMar 3, 2016
Look this is a basic feel good movie. Many of the jokes harken back to the original, and the list of cameos is quite extrodinary. It's more of a snicker film than a laugh out loud movie like the first one was. Wil Farrell carries the movie inLook this is a basic feel good movie. Many of the jokes harken back to the original, and the list of cameos is quite extrodinary. It's more of a snicker film than a laugh out loud movie like the first one was. Wil Farrell carries the movie in the end (he's still got it), but a number of the jokes are cringeworthy, and just feel a little awkward. You'll enjoy this if you go and see it but don't expect more than that Expand
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ozymandias79Aug 26, 2016
Zoolander 2 wasn't terrible but it wasn't good either. What was up with Mugatu's voice, did he get castrated in jail? I like how off-hand comments are major plot points, like Sting getting mentioned once in the first movie and then becoming aZoolander 2 wasn't terrible but it wasn't good either. What was up with Mugatu's voice, did he get castrated in jail? I like how off-hand comments are major plot points, like Sting getting mentioned once in the first movie and then becoming a major character in the sequel. There were some glimpses of what made Zoolander a great movie but they were too few and far between in the sequel. The plot was a bit weak in parts and it defiantly needed Jon Voight (his line about not being a professional film and TV actor is the funnest line from any movie ever). It was disappointing because Zoolander 2 could have been a lot better. Expand
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chwFeb 18, 2016
Zoolander 2 had a very mediocre story. If it was an English project in school, it would fail. Miserably. But the characters are still as lovable and the movie still makes you laugh your ass off.
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RalfbergsJul 31, 2016
This movie wasn't as interesting as I thought it will be - basically it had lots of cameos, but not as much funny moments, plus the whole story was quite dumb - that was expected though, but it was only dumb without many funny moments, whichThis movie wasn't as interesting as I thought it will be - basically it had lots of cameos, but not as much funny moments, plus the whole story was quite dumb - that was expected though, but it was only dumb without many funny moments, which is the bad part. I think they could have went without sequel at all. If you liked first one you can watch this, but otherwise not sure Expand
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InglouriousAndyMay 18, 2016
Zoolander 2 is infrequently hilarious, and does a fine job continuing the spirit of the first movie. ben Stiller is great, and the jokes are beautifully stupid. Lots of dumb fun. My kind of stupid humor.
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IAmTechJun 18, 2016
The original movie was clearly an overstretched, zany SNL skit...but with a lot of charm. It was a light-hearted, fluffy bit of light relief that was quite clever in its witty take-down of the glitzy celebrity/fashion world. At the centre ofThe original movie was clearly an overstretched, zany SNL skit...but with a lot of charm. It was a light-hearted, fluffy bit of light relief that was quite clever in its witty take-down of the glitzy celebrity/fashion world. At the centre of this ridiculously glossy ham fest was the dynamite duo of the blonde, hippy-esque, Hansel, and the brunette, Tom Cruise-esque, Derek Zoolander. Both vacant, narcissistic, world famous male models clashing head to head for the grand number one spot in the fashion universe. Oh as a side plot, the evil Mugatu was trying to use Zoolander in order to assassinate a world leader. So what has changed for this belated sequel? well not much frankly. The plot actually follows in the same steps as before with Zoolander once again quitting the modelling world and then once again being forced back into it, this time to gain custody of his son. At the same time, Hansel has done pretty much the same thing and is also dragged back into the modelling world after his orgy partners all turn up pregnant. Both are invited back to 'civilisation' by the mysterious Billy Zane who is apparently still looking for that big break back into Hollywood (just like the original). Oh and Mugatu is still up to his old tricks.

I think the first thing that hit me was how lame the jokes were, I mean really seriously lame and forced. Within the first ten minutes of the film Billy Zane hands Zoolander his Netflix, 'whoa! Jack Ryan...and Jack Reacher! Tonight's gonna be a total jack-off'. Are you groaning? you must be, surely you must be! Remember now, within the first ten flippin' minutes! Anyway as you can imagine things don't really get any better than that for the rest of the run time. There are barely any moments that did make me actually smile, the main one being the death sequence of Justin Bieber which I'm sure came at the top of most people's list. Another was a quick quip from a news report at the start of the movie, where the reporter speaks about the 3.7 million high school graduates of 2016 not knowing what a fax machine was, and couldn't name a caucasian President.

The only other oddly amusing things that stood out (stood out in the sense that they were mocking modern society) was Benedict Cumberbatch playing some weird, eyebrow-less, mono-sexual/pan- sexual...model person, who claims not to be confined by binary constructs and has married himself (mono-marriage, is that actually a thing?? really wouldn't surprise me). It was strangely realistic considering today's current trends, as was both Zoolander and Hansel hesitantly agreeing to it all, not liking labels and supporting it all etc...And then you had the character of Don Atari who was pretty much the face of modern youth I guess. You're not suppose to understand half of what he says because he speaks in this modern youth tongue that's kinda like speaking in reverse, whilst taking the p*ss out of everything 'old'. Highly annoying, I know that's the idea but nonetheless, highly annoying.

The rest of the movie is completely stuffed with one big cameo after another as if you were watching some millionaires fanboy flick (I suppose you are). Zoolander has a son who of course turns out to be fat and ugly, whilst also resenting him for not being a good father. Mugatu once again has some evil, dastardly, Bond-esque scheme to...well I'm not sure really, kill all the leading people in the fashion industry I think it was. This involves kidnapping Zoolander's son under the guise of some ancient prophecy about the fountain of youth in order to lure all the bigwigs of fashion to one place...or whatever. And Hansel...doesn't really do anything except help out here and there or have breakdowns over his pregnant orgy family. Basically Hansel is replaced by Valentina Valencia played by Penelope Cruz in a stereotypically spoof Bond-esque role. Hell everything here is a stereotypical Bond spoof, its basically Austin Powers with loads of cameos.

Of course the movie isn't supposed to be remotely serious, its virtually a spoof, and in terms of hitting its targets...well I guess it does. The problem is none of this is funny anymore, apart from the odd lone gag its all terribly clichéd, bloated, self- indulgent and cringeworthy. I mean come on! I've never seen so many cameos, but what for?? they don't add anything to the movie, they don't make it funnier or cooler, they just stick out as, at times, badly crowbarred in cameos. This movie REALLY did feel like a sketch that had been padded out tremendously, the only remaining plus points that spring to mind are the inclusion of Ariana Grande in a latex catsuit and hood, and Milla Jovovich looking hot as hell in her Dominatrix attire. So for mature and adolescent male boner fuel...full marks! For witty social commentary...half marks, everything else..dross.
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TrailesqueFeb 11, 2017
Clearly not as good as the first, which is a classic in my estimation. But this is still so packed with strong images and cheery lunacy, that you can brush off the numerous fizzles and flops.
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ryanechoDec 27, 2019
It was a sequel made 15 years later, need say more?

This movie was all over the place. I didn't like the futuristic setting as it seemed pointless. Good thing it was only in half the movie. This movie doesn't know what it wants to be. It
It was a sequel made 15 years later, need say more?

This movie was all over the place. I didn't like the futuristic setting as it seemed pointless. Good thing it was only in half the movie. This movie doesn't know what it wants to be.

It does have some good jokes but most of them here follow the "random = funny" logic. And a lot of them go on Family Guy level of too long.

Also, Owen Wilson doesn't even say "wow." this entire movie.

Disappointing and boring.
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