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YellowKirbyMar 12, 2016

'Zoolander No. 2' is many things: its stupid, boring, repetitive, lazy, a cash grab... but it is not funny. Not even Will Ferrel can carry Ben Stiller's disappointing mess of a sequel.

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Jack97May 5, 2016

I didn't see Zoolander 1 during it's time, and because of that I don't share the love that it gets from most others. And Zoolander 2 features the same overdone performance from Ben Stiller, some occasionally funny and weird stuff with OwenI didn't see Zoolander 1 during it's time, and because of that I don't share the love that it gets from most others. And Zoolander 2 features the same overdone performance from Ben Stiller, some occasionally funny and weird stuff with Owen Wilson, a ton of celebrity cameos (some good, some utterly pointless) and some often funny lines. And that's the problem, it's only funny here and there. It never made my laugh out loud and the final act is just terrible. This is probably the worst film of 2016 so far.… Expand

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NickLikesMoviesMar 3, 2016

Being a huge fan of the first Zoolander, I was not only disappointed in the sequel. I was disgusted.

Zoolander 2 is not only obnoxiously unfunny on its own, but damages the original. The characters have lost all realism and have becomeBeing a huge fan of the first Zoolander, I was not only disappointed in the sequel. I was disgusted.

Zoolander 2 is not only obnoxiously unfunny on its own, but damages the original. The characters have lost all realism and have become annoying caricatures. Ben Stiller is really, really, ridiculously awful here. As is the actor playing his horribly grating son. The plot is stupid, the writing is completely flat, and it's just not funny at all. I laughed a few times and they were all from Will Ferrell as Mugatu, but even he didn't live up to the potential of his brilliant character in the first film. Penelope Cruz and Kristen Wiig are hardly in it and don't really offer anything other than star power for marketing. It's filled with all-star celebrity cameos, but nothing interesting comes from them. I was thoroughly disappointed with Zoolander 2 as a whole and expected so much more from Stiller and gang.… Expand

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alauzierMar 12, 2016

Worst movie I believe I ever saw. Saw 3 couple walk out until we coundt take it anymore either and did the same. No stories, bad acting and stupid all around. Dont waste your money.

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wcrosherFeb 12, 2016

While its filled with absurd cameos from every celebrity you can think of, Zoolander 2 has no plot and lacks the comedy needed for this sequel to succeed. What this movie comes down to is Stiller and Wilson trying to scrape the bottom of anWhile its filled with absurd cameos from every celebrity you can think of, Zoolander 2 has no plot and lacks the comedy needed for this sequel to succeed. What this movie comes down to is Stiller and Wilson trying to scrape the bottom of an empty barrel of jokes, and the film falls terribly flat.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeFeb 12, 2016

Remember what I said about Zoolander 2 on my review of Zoolander? "Hoping Zoolander 2 can be this good as the first one." Yeah, about that... I was hoping Zoolander 2 would be good and I was planning to give it a good score, but nope. ThisRemember what I said about Zoolander 2 on my review of Zoolander? "Hoping Zoolander 2 can be this good as the first one." Yeah, about that... I was hoping Zoolander 2 would be good and I was planning to give it a good score, but nope. This movie betrayed me and it makes the original look bad. You would want to start watching the original more often.… Expand

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TheKavehJFeb 12, 2016

The new Zoolander is nothing like the first one. The film is so boring, and barely funny. As oppose to the first Zoolander, which was so stupid that it was funny, the second one isn't even funny. It's just stupid.

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swainkasFeb 12, 2016

You know a movie is bad when the best acting is a cameo by Justin Beaver. Really now, this was a poorly written show. I was so looking forward to it, but was sorely disappointed.

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Zcrisis2Feb 23, 2016

Awful, disastrous & messy sum up the words for..... for.... whatever it was that I wasted my life watching. I can't even come to terms to even call it a movie as it doesn't deserve the recognition or come under the bracket of a movie as thisAwful, disastrous & messy sum up the words for..... for.... whatever it was that I wasted my life watching. I can't even come to terms to even call it a movie as it doesn't deserve the recognition or come under the bracket of a movie as this will be far too distasteful to those that put the time and effort into making something worth watching.
Avoid like this movie like the plague.… Expand

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Andrew777Feb 19, 2016

A lot of talented actors, some cute cameos but the movie is as funny as cancer. I am not saying Zoolander 1 was a great comedy but it had it moments, it was funny at times, unfortunately Zoolander 2 is a complete wast e of time.

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SpazeGoatFeb 27, 2016

First movie I walked out of in a very long time. The entire cast and crew should be ashamed of themselves for making this movie. You would have to be a very special person to even remotely enjoy Zoolander 2.

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saxo27Feb 26, 2016

Last week my girlfriend brought me to an art gallery fo a date. This week I chose to bring my girlfriend to see this movie... The film was so bad I thought she was going to break up with me! I was so embaressed that this poorly chosen filmLast week my girlfriend brought me to an art gallery fo a date. This week I chose to bring my girlfriend to see this movie... The film was so bad I thought she was going to break up with me! I was so embaressed that this poorly chosen film would somehow falsely give her insight into my character. Tasteless, cheap, not funny and lacking any smart humor.

Ill timed jokes, A plot that seems written in one cafe sitting between Ben and others. Too many cameos, which take away from the film. And, again, really bad jokes.… Expand

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TyronJamesMay 23, 2016

Unfunny as hell,they are trying so hard to land every jokes to us and it's unfunny,predictable and just stupid.The first film is good enough doesn't mean the movie needs a sequel.The film is an unnecessary comedy sequel with annoying ****Unfunny as hell,they are trying so hard to land every jokes to us and it's unfunny,predictable and just stupid.The first film is good enough doesn't mean the movie needs a sequel.The film is an unnecessary comedy sequel with annoying **** characters,bad pacing and a terrible **** dialogue.… Expand

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TributeManMar 7, 2016

Co jest k…?!

Zoolander 2 to film beznadziejny. Jego celem było ukazanie zepsutego i absurdalnego świata mody, a nie beznadziejnych żartów, które wyprowadzają z równowagi aniżeli do śmiechu. Jedyne sceny, które wywołały u mnie śmiech byłyCo jest k…?!

Zoolander 2 to film beznadziejny. Jego celem było ukazanie zepsutego i absurdalnego świata mody, a nie beznadziejnych żartów, które wyprowadzają z równowagi aniżeli do śmiechu. Jedyne sceny, które wywołały u mnie śmiech były pod koniec. Reasumując, nienawidzę tego "filmu".… Expand

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nazist666Apr 21, 2016

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Well, it can Ben Stiller's laziest and worst film made. First, a dull and dark beginning, Justin Bieber dying? If you are a fan of Justin Bieber, I recommend you not to watch the film. Well, another bad side of this film is the cameo of Benedict Cumberbatch as a lesbian model and fashion designers like Tommy Hilfiger being cannibals.… Expand

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JohnMcQMar 4, 2016

This was just another pathetic excuse to give a big budget film to a mediocre ,white and unfunny so called actor.The worst film i have ever seen in my life. I left after 30 mins into the film after putting myself through horrible acting,This was just another pathetic excuse to give a big budget film to a mediocre ,white and unfunny so called actor.The worst film i have ever seen in my life. I left after 30 mins into the film after putting myself through horrible acting, dialogues, etc! The screenplay was just horrid! I'm glad the film was a disaster at the box office.… Expand

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LeZeeJun 4, 2016

An unnecessary follow up! Foolander!

Everything I wrote was just my personal opinion, definitely not intended to offend anybody. Ben Stiller is a good actor, but a fine filmmaker, His directional ventures were awesome, especially after hisAn unnecessary follow up! Foolander!

Everything I wrote was just my personal opinion, definitely not intended to offend anybody. Ben Stiller is a good actor, but a fine filmmaker, His directional ventures were awesome, especially after his last film 'Walter Mitty' the expectation was very high on this, but I did not think it'll end like this. It hits the rock bottom, the lowest point in his directional career. His odd film experiment had failed, just for one project and I know he will come back strong. But as an actor, he still got the star value and I'm looking forward for his upcoming project.

It has been 15 years since the original film and I don't remember much of it. But before this, I had a very quick re-view, so I'm to get a clean flow for a better understanding. Anyway, the film gave a brief report about the past events in the beginning, but when I saw the first face in the opening scene I knew it will going to suck and it did.

Okay, the first, the story was decent, but not the jokes. And the next, there are too many cameos that kind of ruined its pace to keep quiet for sometime and to focus on actual story development. From all those, the best part and where I actually had a brief laugh was to see Neil deGrasse Tyson. The second films are always very crucial, because it is a bridge between the original film and numerous follow-ups to set up a franchise status. So clearly this film stumbled and I don't think there will be any more films in this series.

The original 'Zoolander' had its own brand appeal, but with this bad film it got lost. The production was very good and so the performances, but the humours were average. No offense, there are some people who still liked it, but I did not, so I won't recommend it for the 'Zoolander' fans as well as if you're looking for a good comedy. But like I always say who knows you might like it, so think twice in which one is if you're reading this review and the second is analyse it before to decide anything.

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Pocha123431May 13, 2016

The worst movie I've ever seen, I mean is so stupid the history and the protagonist is so stupid, is not even funny at all. I expected more for this movie

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LemayJun 3, 2016

What is happening with Ben Stiller ?? What a bad movie !!! Please do not waste time watching this non-sense. Starky and Huthc please don't do that again !