Columbia Pictures | Release Date: October 18, 2019
6.5
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naisdwew11Jun 26, 2020
A lanky, nerd who gets the girls... hilarious but in all the wrong ways. Plot is unimaginative and the writing is garbage. Subversive undertones are also very "on the nose" ;)
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SteakasaurusDec 29, 2019
Unfunny and annoying throughout. I wish I could have the hour and a half of my life back
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FeckUZuckerbergDec 24, 2019
I know its a comedy but its jokes are very much trihard ones, most of them fall flat and the relationship being the driving force behind this movie is very overused in films these days. The plot wasn't fantastic in the 1st one more so theI know its a comedy but its jokes are very much trihard ones, most of them fall flat and the relationship being the driving force behind this movie is very overused in films these days. The plot wasn't fantastic in the 1st one more so the chemistry only for it to be destroyed in 10 mins in this one. I don't care for the bimbo/hippies. Just infect me now I'd rather die. Expand
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Tony1984Oct 29, 2019
Well I think we won't be seeing Abigail Breslin ever again and if God is good, we wouldn't be seeing Jesse Eisenberg and his Woody Allen lite stich again either, but I fear we will. Man this was hackneyed trite stuff indeed. I was nodding offWell I think we won't be seeing Abigail Breslin ever again and if God is good, we wouldn't be seeing Jesse Eisenberg and his Woody Allen lite stich again either, but I fear we will. Man this was hackneyed trite stuff indeed. I was nodding off it was so uninvolving. The Blonde Becky was the only half-decent character. Money grab plain and simple, not even an itsy bitsy bit funny. Hard to believe the 4 leads are all Oscar nominees and one Oscar winner, but there you go. Expand
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AriesTheRamDec 28, 2019
I waited upwards of a decade for this movie, I honestly at some point hoped they would just leave this franchise as a single movie hit and that's it, it didn't need any more screen time. But nonetheless they did make a sequel, and I wasI waited upwards of a decade for this movie, I honestly at some point hoped they would just leave this franchise as a single movie hit and that's it, it didn't need any more screen time. But nonetheless they did make a sequel, and I was excited to at least be able to see something Zombieland related. Well I was wrong. Within the first 5 minutes I can tell that the humor hasn't matured a bit, like I'm cool with immature humor but this stuff was just like fart jokes and on the same level as "attack helicopter" jokes. I tapped out about 20 minutes after Madison was introduced, the last thing this movie needed was the most annoying valley girl type character to do exactly what you'd expect her to do. It was sad to watch, and now it makes me question if the first zombieland was even good in the first place... Expand
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jackronnerOct 20, 2019
This wasted some great acting talent on a witless script. It had the feel of bad improv, when you hear crickets after a weak line at the club. No nifty comebacks in this script. Appropriately, it was the witless blonde played by ZoeyThis wasted some great acting talent on a witless script. It had the feel of bad improv, when you hear crickets after a weak line at the club. No nifty comebacks in this script. Appropriately, it was the witless blonde played by Zoey Deutch that provides the best laughs. And boring, unless you care for countless ways to cause blood to spurt. None of cleverness of the original, which I enjoyed very much. Puzzling, since the writers and director are the same. Very disappointing. Expand
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AkpDavidNov 10, 2019
The movie actually put me to sleep. Not worth your money or your time. Jokes fail to land and the plot is nonsensical
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Lambo442Oct 26, 2019
I was loving this film until the clichéd 'bimbo' character appeared. She was just so over the top and unrealistic I found it embarrassing to watch so I walked out. Why not just tone her down a bit to add at least some air of realism. You canI was loving this film until the clichéd 'bimbo' character appeared. She was just so over the top and unrealistic I found it embarrassing to watch so I walked out. Why not just tone her down a bit to add at least some air of realism. You can hint at her being dumb without needing to smash us in the face with it. I hate to see these negative stereotypes perpetuated as well. A real shame for me. Oh well. By the way I loved the first one. I had to give it a 0 as I walked out. 0 is my go-to score for films that cause me to leave. It's just how I roll. True story Expand
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MaxwellClanNov 25, 2019
I was expecting this movie to be a terrible sequel. It was not. I thought it was actually a good movie. You should rewatch the original movie before seeing this one so you can see the extended jokes that will make more sense.
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grove2121Mar 31, 2020
It was so boring i literally wanted to play chess instead. Cheap and tasteless.
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jjoselodJan 7, 2020
La película Realmente es patetica, no sé cómo pudieron gastar tanto dinero en una historia tan mala, que pésima manera de matar a una franquicia que pudo haber dado mucho más.
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EricZhang48Jan 4, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Frankly,this movie is much much worse than the first one.The enhanced zombies are good ideas but there are no signs that they are actually enhanced,zombies are less of even a threat compares to the first.The only really good part about this movie which is funny has gone after political correctness such as Indian non-violent pacifist stuff.The random sex between the protaganist and that dump slut and immoral group sex pacifists is also extremely stupid.The whole movie is completely disgraceful and brainless,not worth wasting 2 hours on this movie at all
I gives 2 points for this movie,one for the passion on waiting for it for 14 years and one for some of its good actions
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SamsonbetaJan 26, 2020
Uggg. Just no. Why take a fun original and make such a stupid sequel.
I just wanted all the hippies to die.
Did this take more than 10 minutes to write?
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RobwinzApr 19, 2020
Zombieland 2 is an ok sequel, I wouldn't say it's one of the best sequels to a movie though it's an ok one. It's got some good scenes with the characters who are played by Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson and I feel that their charactersZombieland 2 is an ok sequel, I wouldn't say it's one of the best sequels to a movie though it's an ok one. It's got some good scenes with the characters who are played by Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson and I feel that their characters are what keeps the movie going as a whole. The negatives to the movie are the quite predictable moments on what's going to happen in the next scene or so on. Also, the jump-scares throughout this movie don't really work as well as they could have. Expand
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Ryo91Apr 17, 2020
1/10 * Blöd!! Da guck ich lieber The Walking Dead. Die hätten den Film nicht entwickeln brauchen.
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JordanLaytonApr 30, 2020
Comedy is subjective. The theater I was at was having a ball laughing at the jokes in this movie but they just didn't land for me or Lauren. 90% of this film is comedy, so it being outside of my sense of humor didn't leave much for me toComedy is subjective. The theater I was at was having a ball laughing at the jokes in this movie but they just didn't land for me or Lauren. 90% of this film is comedy, so it being outside of my sense of humor didn't leave much for me to like. Aside from the comedy though, there were no memorable action set pieces in my opinion. People went through walls a few times and there was one scene at the end that had a premise I liked, but the execution of all action in this film just felt pretty uninspired and that's something I remember differently about Zombieland 1. I also didn't feel the same comradery between the characters in this one. That might just be because I've come to dislike characters like 'Columbus' (played by Jesse Eisenberg), though. I don't think the sympathetic bumbling nerdy nice guy character type really works for me anymore. Emma Stone was the only character I didn't find myself willing off the screen whenever they had a line. The new characters being a stereotypical dumb blonde and a stoner didn't do much for me either.

I went into this excited to see it and ready to like it. Lauren commented after that she was surprised at how excited I was to see it. That's probably because I remember really liking the first one. I'm going to revisit the first one soon (possibly today) because I feel very uneasy about how much I didn't like this one. One other note: a lot of scenes seemed quite blurry and one drone shot in particular seemed very low quality. The effects weren't anything to write home about either.
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MrNorthDec 9, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The movie doesn't even get close to the first one in terms of fun, the character development basicaly don't exist, the enhanced zombies that they showed in the begining off the movie don't appear (except for a "T800", And the story sucks. Expand
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