Yoga Hosers

Invincible Pictures | Release Date: September 2, 2016

4.5	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 58 Ratings

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BrianMcCriticNov 25, 2016

The conversations between the girls for a lot of the movie were pretty interesting and I was enjoying the film. Then the end happened and the film completely lost its way. With just ridiculous characters and Ralph Garman doing impressions.The conversations between the girls for a lot of the movie were pretty interesting and I was enjoying the film. Then the end happened and the film completely lost its way. With just ridiculous characters and Ralph Garman doing impressions. I like and defend Kevin Smith but the second half of this film is indefensible. The first half gets a B the second half an F. So a generous C-… Expand

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PrrgangstaSep 2, 2016

It may not be the nex big KS movie but you can tell he enjoyed making this movie with his daughter.
Dumb jokes with nazi bratwurst so expect stupidity.
It was a stupid yet fun ride.

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TheQuietGamerDec 17, 2016

Kevin Smith's follow up to horror-comedy Tusk and the second entry in the "True North Trilogy" ups the humor, weirdness, and stupidity. You can tell it was built from the ground up to be a dumb B-movie. It's evident that Smith and crew wereKevin Smith's follow up to horror-comedy Tusk and the second entry in the "True North Trilogy" ups the humor, weirdness, and stupidity. You can tell it was built from the ground up to be a dumb B-movie. It's evident that Smith and crew were having a lot of fun making it. Fortunately some of that fun makes it's way into the movie making things a little easier for audiences to swallow. One just has to come into it with expecting outlandish absurdity.

Much like Tusk, the movie is kind of batcrap crazy. Only this time it's more in the realm of just plain stupid. It's a fun kind of stupid, but stupid nonetheless. The kind that's going to turn off a lot of people that don't have a stomach for over-the-top ridiculousness. The intentional silliness and refusal to take anything seriously is amusing. Smith fills the movie with clever one-liners and amusing scenarios that poke fun at this technology obsessed generation. The ranting of an old man? Perhaps. Luckily the two leads are given some sharp dialog to combat it and provide the audience with some chuckles.

Eventually though all this goofiness and oddball imagination reaches a point where it all beings to feel like too much. That's when the "Bratzis" (bratwurst Nazis) finally show up. We an amusing first conflict and then the plot deepens, we meet the main villain, and we start wishing things would wrap up already. Mercifully it does, but not before that eccentric sense of humor and absurdity that started as the movies strange sense of charm and strength in spite of it's flaws starts to get on our nerves. Then there's the stuff where Smith just takes shots at his critics.

After Tusk I was expecting something weird, funny, and maybe even moronic. Turns out that's exactly what I got and I found myself suitably amused throughout the majority of it's runtime. It lacks Tusk's charm and quality (a big red flag should be going up if you didn't like that movie), but altogether it can prove amusing if you're just looking for some cheap laughs and something different to watch with your brain turned off. If B-movie horror-comedies aren't your thing then don't bother checking this one out. It's the kind of movie you watch for the silly jokes and just to see what kind of bizarre crap happens onscreen. It does go to moronic at times, but it's not a total waste of time if you know what to expect. And let's be honest, the plot description should give you a pretty darn good idea of what that is.

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LeZeeDec 4, 2016

In yoga, you're right and they're wrong.

They have targeted two things in this film. Mocking yoga and attacking (film) critics. They knew the film wouldn't be good enough for film critics, so they used an indirect attempt to slam them. AndIn yoga, you're right and they're wrong.

They have targeted two things in this film. Mocking yoga and attacking (film) critics. They knew the film wouldn't be good enough for film critics, so they used an indirect attempt to slam them. And for as yoga, martial arts would have been a better idea, though they wanted the spiritual effect. Especially from the perspective of two current generation girls.

"This is so basic."

This is a spin-off of the director's previous film, 'Tusk', starring Justin Long and he can be seen in this as well in a different role. A tale of two high school girls who work part time in their father's mini supermarket. They are passionate about yoga and got a best yogi to train them. But when they encounter an unexpected threat, they exploit everything they have learnt to tackle the situation. That's the story, and then follows the conclusion.

With this, Johnny Depp's daughter Lily Rose was introduced to the film world. I did not know he was in this, I had to find out after I heard his voice, but he was in a completely unrecognisable appearance. Father, daughter working together, that too in her first film, really wonderful to hear, but the choice of film does not convince. Seems a good concept, but a bad story and execution. Particularly, it was like a 40 minute television episode, so for a feature film it was too short and stupid. At least it is watchable, but not worthy, so I suggest you to make a right choice if you haven't seen it.

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WhiskeyStoriesSep 20, 2018

Yoga Hosers has a stupid story executed kinda poorly, so I get why many people hate on it, but it has charm. I think the plot (though silly beyond belief) is fun, the two girls have great chemistry and Johnny Depp's Guy Lapointe actuallyYoga Hosers has a stupid story executed kinda poorly, so I get why many people hate on it, but it has charm. I think the plot (though silly beyond belief) is fun, the two girls have great chemistry and Johnny Depp's Guy Lapointe actually worked for me this time. I genuinely enjoyed the first 2/3rds of Yoga Hosers, but the last act is just trash.… Expand

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