Triangle of Sadness

Neon | Release Date: October 7, 2022

7.0	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 156 Ratings

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OlivierPielDec 1, 2022

Palme d'Or of hypocrisy. Given by what we French call the "Caviar leftists", actors who think themselves as "artists," just little narcissistic arrivists who would gladly trample their fellow-man to be on those cruise ships/yachts mooredPalme d'Or of hypocrisy. Given by what we French call the "Caviar leftists", actors who think themselves as "artists," just little narcissistic arrivists who would gladly trample their fellow-man to be on those cruise ships/yachts moored across the Palais des Festivals. Shameless.… Expand

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ryker0neDec 11, 2022

A Swing and a Miss.The 1st forty-five mins were entertaining enough. But by the time the thunderstorm arrives, it turns into torture! It was a gross out fest for a solid half hour. I'll spare you All the gory details.Sorry swedish directorA Swing and a Miss.The 1st forty-five mins were entertaining enough. But by the time the thunderstorm arrives, it turns into torture! It was a gross out fest for a solid half hour. I'll spare you All the gory details.Sorry swedish director but no one is into that. in the 3rd act they even quite sadly murder a distressed donkey which was utterly disgusting. Like why?!! Most bits trying hard to be clever, fall flat. The director inserts a very weird and boring (30 mins max!) appearance by woody harrelson as ships captain, who phones it in with a wealthy, Russian oligarch. Which begs the question, If these people are really that filthy rich?!!why don't they own their own yachts?!! Triangle gets interesting again for a few minutes when Somali pirates swing into action after the storm has passed. The second half of the film is a modern take on the British film of 1957 called Paradise Lagoon or Admiral Crichton in America. Where a butler goes off on a tricked out yacht with his rich useless Lord and his family. They get Lost at sea and then shipwrecked on a deserted isle. The Butler becomes the de-facto leader of the merry band of misfits because he can make fire, hunt, fish ect... This movie is basically about class hierarchies, but with a few switch ups, but not much else...The ending was unnecessary and rather bizarre. Not the film I was hoping for, About 45mins to an hour too long. Where was the editor?!! It was a bit of a train wreck. Save yourself the trouble and watch Paradise Lagoon instead. You'll be glad you did!!… Expand

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AlphaRebelNov 28, 2022

This movie is made of 4 distinct segments, the 1st before the credits is pretty cringe but amusing enough and the movie really shines on the 3rd part which is set on the boat (and what all the promotion focuses on) which is a great piece ofThis movie is made of 4 distinct segments, the 1st before the credits is pretty cringe but amusing enough and the movie really shines on the 3rd part which is set on the boat (and what all the promotion focuses on) which is a great piece of social satire, unfortunately it does mean you have to sit though the other 2 segments which are really about deep abuse in relationships and these parts are neither funny entertaining.… Expand

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CheezheadFeb 11, 2023

Horrible movie...what the hell is wrong with everyone rating this well?! No plot, boring, nonsensical, just ridiculous

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CharleyBobJan 26, 2023

Awful. Any attempts at humor or commentary on the wealth divide are dealt with in sophomoric and simple-obvious manners. Woody Harrelson calls it in and exits quick enough to earn another month's mortgage. The rest of the cast do not deserveAwful. Any attempts at humor or commentary on the wealth divide are dealt with in sophomoric and simple-obvious manners. Woody Harrelson calls it in and exits quick enough to earn another month's mortgage. The rest of the cast do not deserve this gimmicky script. Yet the Academy liked it enough for a nomination? And we wonder why the A. Awards are so banal and absurd now. Don't fall for the paid-reviews on this stinker.… Expand

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PanchogulApr 4, 2023

Nefasta, prácticamente no ofrece una historia buena que contar, los personajes no tienen el más mínimo carisma ni muchísimo menos química entre sí, se dan muchísimas situaciones que no aportan nada y que solo están de excusa para añadirNefasta, prácticamente no ofrece una historia buena que contar, los personajes no tienen el más mínimo carisma ni muchísimo menos química entre sí, se dan muchísimas situaciones que no aportan nada y que solo están de excusa para añadir minutos a la película, ¿y esto estuvo nominado a mejor película en los Oscar? En lo personal estuvo sobrando.… Expand

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RatedRexMar 8, 2023

This has been a year of weird movies. "Triangle of Sadness" is both weird and stupid. Its ending is one of the worst ever. How this trash got a Best Picture nomination over other more deserving movies is a huge mystery.

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MurrayT57Mar 12, 2023

This movie is unwatchable, so of course it's nominated for an Academy Award.

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ReviewtoakillJul 31, 2023

The first 10 minutes are brilliant but after a promising start the satire becomes extremely heavy handed. The director takes great care to build a tension at the beginning of the film, then throws it away with an extremely obvious message.The first 10 minutes are brilliant but after a promising start the satire becomes extremely heavy handed. The director takes great care to build a tension at the beginning of the film, then throws it away with an extremely obvious message. What a waste… Expand

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