Three Thousand Years of Longing
United Artists Releasing | Release Date: August 26, 2022 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
60
METASCORE
Mixed or average reviews based on 52 Critic Reviews
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24
Mixed:
25
Negative:
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Little White LiesCatherine BraySep 3, 2022
There will be many people for whom it is love at first sight, and people in whom it provokes a wild allergic reaction. Read full review
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The Irish TimesDonald ClarkeSep 2, 2022
Miller has, as directors often will, followed up a succès d’estime — this is his first film since Mad Max: Fury Road — with something of a personal folly. Better that than bland boilerplate, but Three Thousand Years of Longing grates as often as it charms. Read full review
60
The GuardianPeter BradshawSep 1, 2022
It’s a garrulous, yet almost static movie, and weirdly for a film about narrative there is no single overwhelmingly important storyline. Read full review
60
The New YorkerAnthony LaneAug 29, 2022
The movie, though a frantic treat for the retina, is also oddly inactive. Read full review
60
Rolling StoneK. Austin CollinsAug 26, 2022
When it’s working, Three Thousand Years is an old curiosity shop of a movie, a cache of curios and strange conceits, many of which, when the movie isn’t working, are submerged into the bland uniformity of Miller’s stylistic approach to large stretches of this film. Read full review
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SlateDana StevensAug 25, 2022
For the most part, Three Thousand Years of Longing reads not as an unintended allegory of contemporary race relations but as a thoughtful, melancholy, and sometimes mordantly funny celebration of the time-and-space-collapsing power of storytelling. Read full review
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Los Angeles TimesKatie WalshAug 25, 2022
Miller asks the audience to level up its existential exploration, posing questions about the purpose of storytelling and, perhaps, about the lack of magic in our technological, science-driven world. But the film doesn’t offer any concrete answers, leaving us adrift in a sea of provocative queries. For a film about narrative, it meanders, and loses focus. Read full review
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Arizona RepublicBill GoodykoontzAug 23, 2022
Thus, despite being stuffed full of inventive, near-visionary visuals, “Three Thousand Years of Longing” winds up feeling a little incomplete. The story lacks the one thing the djinn promises: magic. Read full review
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TimeStephanie ZacharekMay 23, 2022
The highest purpose of movies is to give us more than what we think we want, and even though Three Thousand Years of Longing offers plenty of rapturous imagery, the arrow it shoots from its mighty bow just doesn’t pierce as it should. Read full review
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Los Angeles TimesJustin ChangMay 22, 2022
The individual tales, though ornamented with all manner of fabulous CGI curlicues, are overly busy and only mildly involving, and “Three Thousand Years of Longing” ultimately feels arch and encumbered in that self-conscious way that stories about storytelling often are. Read full review
60
IGNRyan LestonMay 22, 2022
While Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba give it their all, neither can save the film from collapsing in the third act. An unconvincing conclusion undermines a far better first half which sees Swinton and Elba waxing philosophical in a hotel room. Read full review
60
BBCNicholas BarberMay 21, 2022
If a screenplay is going to be fixated on the history and purpose of storytelling, the stories within it have to be better. Read full review
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The GuardianXan BrooksMay 21, 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing is guileless, open-hearted, like an antiquarian bookseller’s dream of The Thief of Baghdad. It’s so defiantly out of step with fashion that there’s finally something faintly glorious about it. Read full review
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VarietyPeter DebrugeMay 20, 2022
These days, audiences are so savvy about the tricks at a filmmaker’s disposal that the movie’s greatest achievement is that it seizes our imagination (or perhaps that’s our attention deficit disorder being so brusquely manhandled) and holds it for the better part of two hours, defying us to anticipate what comes next. Read full review
60
Screen DailyTim GriersonMay 20, 2022
Hardly lacking ambition or verve, this amped-up fairy tale comes complete with social commentary and a grownup examination of the consequences of seeking connection, but the episodic, intermittently engaging saga frustrates more than it enchants. Read full review
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Total FilmJordan FarleyMay 20, 2022
George Miller combines myth, magic, and romance to mixed effect in a visually dazzling adult fairytale starring a committed Swinton and Elba. Read full review
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The A.V. ClubLeigh MonsonAug 25, 2022
Three Thousand Years Of Longing unfortunately undercuts its own effectiveness as a singular piece, presenting less as a unified vision of an auteur director than a scattershot assemblage of motifs, philosophies, and themes in search of a spine to hold them together. Read full review
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The New York TimesManohla DargisAug 25, 2022
Despite Miller’s talent and feverish enthusiasm, and the gravitational pull of his stars, the movie’s colorful parts just whir and stop, a pinwheel in unsteady wind. Read full review
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Chicago Sun-TimesRichard RoeperAug 24, 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing actually ends on a creative high note, but the path to that conclusion is filled with muddled adventures that play like something out of a 1980s B-movie. We find ourselves longing for the credits to roll. Read full review
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The Observer (UK)Wendy IdeSep 3, 2022
There’s something rather sterile and bloodless in the film’s approach, with its synthetic and soul-sappingly clean-looking CGI. Plus there’s the palpable lack of chemistry between the leads: a kind of brisk civility rather than the ache of eternal longing the title promises. Read full review
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The IndependentClarisse LoughreySep 1, 2022
What’s surprising is that, though Miller’s imagination remains entirely untarnished, Three Thousand Years of Longing stands in defiance of all of Fury Road’s sagest lessons. The film sags where it should speed; it mumbles when it should pronounce; it narrows when it should expand. Read full review
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Austin ChronicleJenny NulfAug 23, 2022
Where Mad Max: Fury Road was lean, Three Thousand Years of Longing feels like a rough draft that should have stayed in a dusty bin somewhere in the middle of a tourist shop. Read full review
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Time OutPhil de SemlyenMay 23, 2022
A romantic fantasia set in Istanbul, George Miller’s mystical confection operates like the genie at its heart: it’s full of visual sleight-of-hand and boasts plenty of storytelling power, but soon disappears from your mind in a puff of smoke. Read full review
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The TelegraphRobbie CollinMay 21, 2022
While Swinton and Elba make smooth work of the fairy-tale-toned dialogue, they simply lack the chemistry to make their tryst convince as romance. And the fantasy flashbacks too often sink into chintz. Read full review
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The Hollywood ReporterDavid RooneyMay 20, 2022
While there’s a liberal sprinkling of humor, the mysteries it conjures are windy and academic, though not the kind of academic that stands up to scrutiny. Read full review
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