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ExceladeogunAug 31, 2023

The Northman This historical thriller sees the protagonist—Amleth, a Viking prince, as he journeys to exert revenge on the man who usurped his father's throne after killing him.

The Northman is visceral with a consistently grim tone.The Northman This historical thriller sees the protagonist—Amleth, a Viking prince, as he journeys to exert revenge on the man who usurped his father's throne after killing him.

The Northman is visceral with a consistently grim tone.

There's a lot to praise about The Northman, from the brilliant direction of Robert Eggers to the performances given by the cast. The cinematography is also a marvel; the world painted here is striking, and enlivened with brute action and a killer score.

The subject matter in The Northman may be hackneyed and probably isn't driven by a lot of character development but as a whole, it is an utter Viking movie.

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ChrisNortonAug 7, 2023

An original and engrossing take on the revenge tale that does not follow common cinematic tropes. Well executed and structured with an amazing score and breathtakingly shot. This film has some quirks and some oddities woven in, but what is onAn original and engrossing take on the revenge tale that does not follow common cinematic tropes. Well executed and structured with an amazing score and breathtakingly shot. This film has some quirks and some oddities woven in, but what is on display is original and very engaging and enticing. Great twists in the narrative and a satisfying climax. The acting and accents engross you in the Scandinavian/Viking life and the scenery (especially in Iceland) is incredibly captivating. Some of the long tracking and action sequences are equally impressive. Some of the visual effects and action sequences were lacking though, but this did not diminish how the film lands overall.

Setting, Conflict, Character, Dialogue, Theme, Plot, and Climax: A-

Audience Engagement (do you feel runtime): No

Top Genres - Action, Adventure, Drama (Fiction)

Runtime - 2:17

Genre(s) rating -Action - 7 -Adventure - 8 -Drama - 7 -Fantasy - 8 -History - 7 -Thriller - 7

Genre Average Score: 7.3 Directing: 8 Cinematography/lighting: 9 Story/Narrative: 8 Structure: 9 Dialogue: 9 Score(music): 10 Editing: 8 Acting: 8 Characterization: 9 Mise en Scène/Visual Design: 9 Visual Effects: 7 Costumes/Makeup: 8 Lasting Impact: 8 Originality: 10

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DarkwingSchmuckJul 28, 2023

After two home runs with The Witch and The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers is back with his largest film to-date in The Northman. Thankfully, despite a bigger studio presence, The Northman retains all of the qualities that one has come to expectAfter two home runs with The Witch and The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers is back with his largest film to-date in The Northman. Thankfully, despite a bigger studio presence, The Northman retains all of the qualities that one has come to expect in a Robert Eggers film. Even if it is more flawed than his first two features, The Northman is a hauntingly beautiful and at times captivating work of art.… Expand

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AgentLviJul 9, 2023

Great movie. The story is decent. The scoring is great, visual is really amazing, the voice & sound is also amazing

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muldjordJun 16, 2023

Kind of slow, spiritual and very symbolic in nature. I guess that's to be expected when you look at Eggers' previous movies. But it was too slow and too boring for my taste.

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MarkiniMay 31, 2023

The Northman has a decent 1st act, a great 3rd act, and a mediocre middle act. The cinematography is great, with a lot of excellent camera work and long shots. Alexander Skarsgård takes on the Norseman role paralleling Mel Gibson inThe Northman has a decent 1st act, a great 3rd act, and a mediocre middle act. The cinematography is great, with a lot of excellent camera work and long shots. Alexander Skarsgård takes on the Norseman role paralleling Mel Gibson in Braveheart and Russel Crowe in Gladiator. The action sequences are not grand military battles but several short skirmishes or one on one battles with the main character and his enemies. The story is fitting enough with some mild twists at the end.… Expand

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DHarlandMay 13, 2023

Hugely disappointing after the magnificent experience that was Eggers' The Lighthouse. This type of historical revenge epic has been done infinitely better in movies such as Gladiator or Braveheart. Skaarsgard doesn't convince as a lead andHugely disappointing after the magnificent experience that was Eggers' The Lighthouse. This type of historical revenge epic has been done infinitely better in movies such as Gladiator or Braveheart. Skaarsgard doesn't convince as a lead and acting is poor (also why doesn't he stand up straight?), the otherworldly elements don't blend well with the story and seem to be added on top, and the fight choreography is terribly bad for such a big film, looking scripted and unrealistic. The shouting and machismo throughout the film also seems forced and some scenes would have been more effective using more subtlety than displays of overt aggression.… Expand

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lxslaneyApr 2, 2023

It had some strange scenes that I didn't fully understand but overall a great movie with some really good acting.

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SlavwitchMar 17, 2023

Best movie of 22, the cinematography is top notch, superb acting, good plot, epic scenes, only regret nicole kidman

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Fixer84Mar 16, 2023

Very underrated film that stages an interesting plot, perhaps not very original but not obvious either, and which speaks of a very used time period, namely the medieval one, but it does so in a unique setting, giving us a differentVery underrated film that stages an interesting plot, perhaps not very original but not obvious either, and which speaks of a very used time period, namely the medieval one, but it does so in a unique setting, giving us a different perspective on the concept of Vikings and Nordic.… Expand

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Erikm02Mar 13, 2023

Badass seeks revenge. Pretty standard no frills Viking fare. Love the atmosphere and lore. Not a lot of dialogue or much added to the Viking genre.

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HarryBackStanMar 13, 2023

With vikings being a craze right now,I like how this movie reminds us they were kind of bat **** crazy

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shag00Mar 3, 2023

By most accounts this is a good movie which leads me to believe there must be two versions of it because the version I saw was definitely not a good movie. There is a lot written about how the scene settings were so close to actual 8thBy most accounts this is a good movie which leads me to believe there must be two versions of it because the version I saw was definitely not a good movie. There is a lot written about how the scene settings were so close to actual 8th century life and yet in the movie (and also on the trailer on this page) there is a scene of a guy on a flying horse wearing braces - and here I was thinking that braces did not really become a thing until the 2nd half of the 20th century.

There is an absurd amount of guys screaming which we are informed was an 8th century thing as well - thank christ that's over and done with. The few sex scenes seemed authentic - at least the guys took their pants off. To me the director confused the religion of the day with fantasy witchcraft and it showed, poorly.

One main setting, Iceland is considerably more lush than any photo I have ever seen and considerably more so than how the movie dialogue itself describes Iceland, that of being desolate. And one of the scenes, after killing everyone they ride to the coast and find a ship there. It just struck me that the chances of that are so low as to be next to impossible. But the boat scene just gets better, after convincing the captain that he is taking the prince's place he sails a small distance and decides to jump out and swim to the shore. Again, the chances of that are next to zero (life expectancy in artic seas in normal clothes is measured in minutes).

So it's a long way from realistic, the camera work is nothing special, the story is a straight revenge plot with no twists and it does not really have you on the edge of your seat. That pretty much makes it a waste of time to see.… Expand

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HmansoJan 29, 2023

Visually stunning. The performances are mostly solid. While not a standout in my opinion, it is an entertaining film, quite unique in its topic and definitely worth watching.

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Broker2022Jan 26, 2023

After all those years of Wokeism in many Wokewood movies and shows, this movie was just a release, a deliverance from the madness of diversity and damn Wokeism. The viewer is catapulted into the world of the early Middle Ages with mercilessAfter all those years of Wokeism in many Wokewood movies and shows, this movie was just a release, a deliverance from the madness of diversity and damn Wokeism. The viewer is catapulted into the world of the early Middle Ages with merciless severity. He is confronted with all the brutality and horror of this time. That's how it must have been back then, maybe even worse, but that's what makes this film so unique and why it stands out from the crowd. Simply outstanding, the actors Nicole Kidman, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, all in top form! A very good film, awesome, brilliant, brilliant!
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OrukayuJan 22, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Viking revenge movie made in 2022 with fantastic elements. The cast is a mix of celebrities, but the movie can't go above mediocre. The Lion King cartoon turned into a regular movie. The king is ambushed by his brother while he is with his young son. He orders the death of his son and takes the king's wife to himself. The child does not die. He seeks revenge as a slave. I think the movie that went well is drooling towards the finale.

Nicole Kidman, I really hated you.

There are scenes of nudity and sexuality in the movie. A bit of Lion King, a bit of Gladiator, a pinch of 300 Spartans, while it was cooked on low heat, it got a little bottom.… Expand

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Mclovin69Jan 16, 2023

That was actually quite entertaining. I also love the fact they made the main character more realistic, rather than an invincible force that can kill everyone.

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hnestlyontheslyJan 12, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Northman is a silly, cautionary tale about what happens when small indie movies have big budgets. The answer is a volcano fight.

I went in cold and didn't know it was going to be a gritty, Realistic (kind of?) retelling of the Hamlet story. Anya Taylor-Joy was in Robert Eggers's first film (The VVitch) and was underutilized, Friend and I both agree. There's this moment early on when she teams up with Alexander Skaarsgard and says that he can break people's bodies with his body and she can break men's minds with her mind, but then we never actually watch her do that. She uses her knowledge of the land to cause some problems, sure, and we see her run around a naughty little orgy, and be naked in a lot of places, but not that much mind **** Robert Eggers talks about how he's not able to watch The VVitch because he recognizes that his skills were not fully formed yet as a filmmaker, and my question is, what are the skills you fully formed where you feel like this is a film you can stand more proudly behind? It feels like Zack Synder but less stylized? He says it has to do with the amount of "grit" in the movie, but I think it's probably about the number of abs? We haven't even talked about white supremacy yet, and I'm not super interested in wading into whether that's even an issue worth considering.

The moments that are weird are great (Buzzfeed, of all places, has compiled a list I completely agree with about the top ten strangest, most distinctive choices in the film). The trippy scenes that diverge from reality are Friend's favorite moments, the sword fight in the catacomb, the oracle appearing upon his return, the crows and the noose. There's a single shot battle scene which is a thing of beauty for the objectification of violence. If I can give you a recommendation for something to look forward to, it's probably the Nordic haka after the hakunamatata scene when Amleth grows up.

But this is not that you need to rush to theaters for. I don't really know who this movie is for, except that it kind of reminds me of the Lighthouse in that it feels hyper masculine, macho, so if you're not into that you're gonna get turned off pretty quickly.… Expand

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mikesgold2KJan 11, 2023

Krwawa pieśń o zemście. Jednak im dalej w las tym bardziej rozciągnięta się wydaje. Wszystko jest rekompensowane na szczęście przez świetną stronę audiowizualną

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YoYoFreak_18Dec 11, 2022

This is the best viking movie I've ever seen. The combat, the coloring, the sceneries, and the filming is just gorgeous. The story isn't to important, the plot is simple but it ain't bad. The connection between history and norse mythology isThis is the best viking movie I've ever seen. The combat, the coloring, the sceneries, and the filming is just gorgeous. The story isn't to important, the plot is simple but it ain't bad. The connection between history and norse mythology is interesting and there are some character who are really fitting into the historical setting even if there out of a myth.… Expand

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ty92Dec 30, 2022

This movie is pretty weird and crazy. It's a movie that is beautifully shot and looks incredible. The acting is great and the story is one of revenge. Lots of weird scenes that are pretty dark. I'm not sure if I liked this movie or not. IThis movie is pretty weird and crazy. It's a movie that is beautifully shot and looks incredible. The acting is great and the story is one of revenge. Lots of weird scenes that are pretty dark. I'm not sure if I liked this movie or not. I think the ending was really messed up. I didn't like what happened with his mother. I wasn't really on the side of any of the characters. None of them are good, they're all just wild animals. Lots of death in this one. I didn't get a good feeling when this one ended. Just kind of shocked at what happened. This movie is definitely unique and I recommend watching it.… Expand

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ZeedraakDec 26, 2022

The beginning with the young Amleth was bad with cringeworthy dialogue & acting, but it gets better. Although it never becomes a good film.

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MovieWithMicahDec 23, 2022

I love a good revenge flick, but this movie got too lost in the Norse mythology for its own good. There were ~15 minutes of totally unnecessary and distracting animistic scenes that didn't add to the movie at all. The film would've benefitedI love a good revenge flick, but this movie got too lost in the Norse mythology for its own good. There were ~15 minutes of totally unnecessary and distracting animistic scenes that didn't add to the movie at all. The film would've benefited from those 15 minutes being cut down to about 2-3 minutes. Every time the film felt like it started going somewhere, we'd end up with several minutes of bizarre religious practices that killed the momentum.… Expand

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base_dDec 19, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This show deserves a 0. It has so many plot-holes and just to see high reviews shows how so many of these people or bots(likely bots) will watch anything and like it without using their brain. One example I will share. When the north-man says he has relatives in another area they can escape too, after being slaves mind you and in a hot tub after they escape, An Uber with a boat shows up from his relatives. If you defend that major plot-hole, then why didn't he flee when his father was killed by his brother to these so called relatives? Such a stupid story and terrible writing. What a mess. And above thats just one example of the trash of a movie called The Northman.… Expand

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CoreGamer1408Nov 21, 2022

Production wise this had the feeling of a small screen (TV) production, but a very nicely done TV film for sure. The film left the supernatural stuff open to interpretatation in this tale of revenge. Interesting overall, but not in any wayProduction wise this had the feeling of a small screen (TV) production, but a very nicely done TV film for sure. The film left the supernatural stuff open to interpretatation in this tale of revenge. Interesting overall, but not in any way fun or inspiring. Well it is about unpleasant uninspiring characters in a brutal world.… Expand

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NAMESISREVJun 26, 2022

Somehow I have been waiting for something like this. I like it very, very much! Great scenery, great actors - could gladly be another half hour longer. I'll probably watch the movie for the third time tonight. Great!
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Now it is december,Somehow I have been waiting for something like this. I like it very, very much! Great scenery, great actors - could gladly be another half hour longer. I'll probably watch the movie for the third time tonight. Great!
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Now it is december, half year later. My rating was from Jun 2022. I watched The Northman again yesterday. My rating remains. It is a great movie.… Expand

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diegoserenaDec 3, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. One of the worst movie ever seen. The plot is completely absurd. The director did not figure out how to end it… Expand

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StutzkraftNov 28, 2022

A visceral, mystical, and primal revenge story. The characters shine as well does the viking setting, with a well-written script and brutal action.

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DawdlingPoetNov 26, 2022

This is a very atmospheric, gripping adventure film. Its quite bleak and sombre in tone and is mostly darkly lit but it does do a good job of really 'pulling you in' to the world its set in - a medieval world with dangers all around. TheThis is a very atmospheric, gripping adventure film. Its quite bleak and sombre in tone and is mostly darkly lit but it does do a good job of really 'pulling you in' to the world its set in - a medieval world with dangers all around. The musical score is also quite sombre and sinister, adding to the overall sense of malevolence and impending doom. This has the feel of a longer epic about it, though at barely two hours and 10 minutes long, its little more than the average length of films with a theatrical release these days. I thought it was quite engrossing and I'd certainly recommend it, yes. I should perhaps point out that there are subtitles present, so if you don't particularly enjoy reading subtitles, then this may be off-putting and it goes without saying that this is quite a gritty film (featuring a fair bit of bloody violence), so again that may not appeal to all but otherwise I thought its a very solid watch.… Expand

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CarlElmoreNov 25, 2022

Robert Eggers creates another banger. The filmmaking here is amazing and the action and characters are all awesome. A true "Epic"

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Ponds98Nov 10, 2022

LEGENDARY, probably the most beautiful viking movie ever seen.
The plot is simple cause is based on the well known legend of Amleth but the acting and the music is something of another world, pure beauty.
The viking culture is brought to lifeLEGENDARY, probably the most beautiful viking movie ever seen.
The plot is simple cause is based on the well known legend of Amleth but the acting and the music is something of another world, pure beauty.
The viking culture is brought to life even to his repulsive and animal side with rituals.
The power of rage that exale from Skarsgard is chilling, this movie is an opera; simply majestic.… Expand

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AmadouIraklidisOct 10, 2022

A really badass movie. On par with some of the greats, it has an artistic flair that doesn't get bogged down and dull as sometimes happens with artistic films. The cinematography is excellent. The ending could have been a bit more satisfying,A really badass movie. On par with some of the greats, it has an artistic flair that doesn't get bogged down and dull as sometimes happens with artistic films. The cinematography is excellent. The ending could have been a bit more satisfying, but as a viewer I was rewarded with a mostly positive outcome. "I am Amleth the Bear-Wolf, son of King Aurvandil War-Raven, and I am his vengeance!" Could not have enjoyed this movie more.… Expand

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RobertHowardOct 9, 2022

Not all pieces of The Northman fit together neatly, but director Robert Eggers creates a visually stunning movie that not only feels historic, but is entertaining even if you know where it is going.

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currer_bellOct 8, 2022

Not as soporific as "The Lighthouse", but overall it's just another tedious and boring Robert Eggers movie.

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TristanHemlockSep 22, 2022

These type of movies should be done more often. They take us back to a simpler time in the movie industry, when movies were actually made to be interesting and for you to think about what you just saw. The Northman gives you that. It'sThese type of movies should be done more often. They take us back to a simpler time in the movie industry, when movies were actually made to be interesting and for you to think about what you just saw. The Northman gives you that. It's brutal, it's raw, it's physical, it's spiritual, but above all it's unapologetic. It's what it is and it doesn't ask forgiveness for being what it is. So if you can't handle a view that is different from your own, if you rant and whine about everything that doesn't fit your narrow view of the world, then you can skip this movie because it isn't for you. This is a movie about how humans were and still are. How we see reality through a very narrow lens, but we think we're seeing it all. Understanding it all. The main characters will show you that to perfection. How their world is not necessarily the world, rather it's the world they can understand at the time, the world they can see at the time. But even as time progresses things shift, change, and even their grasp on reality can be tenuous at times. Leaving the viewer to wonder if something actually happened, or was it some kind of vision. Also the goals of the characters are simple. They all want happiness in their lives, they all want simpler lives, they all think they know what they want, but they all fall into fallacies that leads them astray. This movie does an example job showing how easy it's to see your life through your own perspective, and not care about looking at all sides. And the price that comes with being so narrow minded. That's why although this movie is set in ancient Norse times, you can still look at the characters and see so much of what people are today. The Northman in many ways it's you, me, and everyone you meet or know. The Northman represents the core of our nature but also our ability to overcome it, if we simply stop and think beyond our egos. Some actors did a far better job than others. Alexander Skarsgård showed how much he has grown as an actor, and easily carries the movie mostly by himself. Anya Taylor-Joy did the best she could with what little time she was given. Helping to cement Skarsgård character. As for Nicole Kidman. I've seen far better from her, and it didn't feel like she was into her character at all. Even Ethan Hawke put little effort into it, maybe because he just wanted to get his part done and move on to another project. This movie will take you on a simple journey, because the goals are simple and even relatable. And for those that can see beyond what they're shown, this movie will actually teach you something important. As a bonus, this movie brings none of the agendas that most movies don't even try to hide anymore. It's a simple movie, with characters that have simple goals. And those goals will clash and fight. It will be for those that just watch it and don't think about it, a simple movie. It will be an immersive, interesting, and intriguing experience for those that watch it but think about what they watched. For those that will just watch it, it will seem too long. For those that will watch it and think about what they're watching, it will be just the right amount of time necessary to see it but also understand it.… Expand

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LightsAndBulbsSep 18, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. "The Northman" is the weakest film by Robert Eggers so far, but that doesn't mean it's bad. Visually, it's stunning. The cinematography and special effects were all really well done, and Anya Taylor-Joy and Nicole Kidman both gave great performances. I also really enjoyed the twists and turns the story took during its latter half. My biggest issues lie within the movie's final sequences. Taylor-Joy's death comes out of nowhere, and feels clumsily implemented into the story, resulting in a lack of impact. The final fight also felt a bit cliched, and I felt as though there were certain ideas, specifically the morality of the main character, that could have been better explored and fleshed out. Still, Robert Eggers continues his winning streak with a solid new entry in his filmography.
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Badgerryan27Sep 17, 2022

Roger Eggers delivers once again and perhaps his best film. This is a great viking story that has a Shakespearian feel to it. Must watch and potential Movie of the year candidate.

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SoulWarfareAug 26, 2022

The Northman has a simple revenge story. Yet it is somehow still a very unique film thanks to the director Robert Eggers.
The Viking setting, the use of Norse mythology, the gorgeous cinematography and visuals, the way characters speak, theThe Northman has a simple revenge story. Yet it is somehow still a very unique film thanks to the director Robert Eggers.
The Viking setting, the use of Norse mythology, the gorgeous cinematography and visuals, the way characters speak, the phenomenal performances, the bloody action sequences, the terrific music score, the historically accurate costumes and the set design, Anna Taylor's buttocks!
All of these manage to elevate a generic story into some truly distinct and breathtaking.

The movie isn't going to be for everyone. The dialogue can feel a bit corny, the supernatural elements can feel a bit weird and the pacing isn't as intense as one would expect for a revenge story. Despite all that, I enjoyed what Robert gave us and it is definitely a Viking film to remember.… Expand

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ToxicOpinionAug 25, 2022

Very enjoyable if not extremely weird in certain spots. As an avid mushroom user i plan to revisit the film soon. Eric from True Blood is hot af as always.

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FelipePedro07Aug 23, 2022

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NickTheCritickApr 25, 2022

This movie is a great cinematic experience. The story is simple: Amleth witnesses the death of his father (murdered by his uncle) and manages to escape to avoid his own death. As a man who lost everything (father, mother, kingdom) , onceThis movie is a great cinematic experience. The story is simple: Amleth witnesses the death of his father (murdered by his uncle) and manages to escape to avoid his own death. As a man who lost everything (father, mother, kingdom) , once grown up, sets off in search of revenge. Eggers take inspiration from an ancient Icelandic saga of revenge to stage a unique show: the film is a stunning visual spectacle, Eggers' aesthetic sense is truly sublime and the film turns out to be a perfectly balanced mix between the narrative component and the dream component which leaves you speechless and it is nothing more than the culmination of a careful staging of Viking rituals and folklore. The images Eggers offers to us are beautiful paintings and Jarin Blaschke's cinematography is stellar. The editing is good but feel like some important scenes were cut off from the movie. If I have to find any flaws I find only three: 1) the first part of the film goes too fast as if some important scenes had been cut for production reasons.
2) the CGI used is not really of first quality (it is very clear that the animals are fake The acting of each actor (Skarsgård in primis) is as good as it gets. 3) It would have been nice to have more scenes to better understand the Taylor Joy character and a scene where the god Freyr appears to Fjolnir in a vision. The acting of each actor (Skarsgård in primis) is as good as it gets. This film is a really fine piece of work of the epic genre and a long ride of a Valkyrie towards Valhalla. 3 out of 3 for Eggers with his three works.… Expand

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BrownerManAug 17, 2022

tolerable + action

It is watchable. As you watch it you wonder if you should continue. Don't.

stretched into more time

watch when free

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AmateurfilmVWRAug 17, 2022

Absolutely intense revenge thriller. Its incredibly well-paced, its 2hr 17 minutes but it doesn't feel that way at all because it feels like no shot is wasted in this film. Eggers is incredible with the cinematography and overall tone of hisAbsolutely intense revenge thriller. Its incredibly well-paced, its 2hr 17 minutes but it doesn't feel that way at all because it feels like no shot is wasted in this film. Eggers is incredible with the cinematography and overall tone of his films with this film making great use of lighting and effects. The cast is also very good, Ethan Hawke is always incredible and Anya Taylor-Joy and Alexander Skarsgárd are stellar as well. Its a really good film… Expand

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RMckayAug 13, 2022

Let down of the year. I'm a huge Eggers fan and love love love The Witch and The Lighthouse. I know this is a very different film that those above mentioned, but it's depth is anything but, in comparison to those other films. If TheLet down of the year. I'm a huge Eggers fan and love love love The Witch and The Lighthouse. I know this is a very different film that those above mentioned, but it's depth is anything but, in comparison to those other films. If The Lighthouse and the Witch are cinema then this is his "Marvel" film. Watching the trailer is enough to get the story. I don't even think it's possible to spoil this film, as the trailer tells you everything right up front. If you're loving Eggers for his innovation in storytelling, you've come to the wrong place for this one. Give The Lighhouse a rewatch instead. Major bummer. All meat and no bread, which is fine when you're watching a summer blockbuster like Independence Day or the like, but when it comes to artistic filmmakers, Eggers really dropped the ball. With that said, it looks good. The cinematography certainly doesn't fall flat, but it's not enough to save it from being quickly forgotten.… Expand

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Rutles55Aug 8, 2022

This movie felt raw, brutal, primitive, dark, mythological and EPIC. Robert Eggers is quickly becoming one of my favorite directors for his pure originality and vision. I feel like the man must spend countless hours studying the time periodsThis movie felt raw, brutal, primitive, dark, mythological and EPIC. Robert Eggers is quickly becoming one of my favorite directors for his pure originality and vision. I feel like the man must spend countless hours studying the time periods he makes movies within and cares so deeply about putting artistic and striking interpretations into all of them. His movies aren't for everyone, but you enjoy his style and purpose, you'll love this movie!… Expand

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crimzoerAug 4, 2022

This is some nextlevel piece of garbage, and I was expecting it to be negative on ratings. The amount of ppl not giving this pile of fecez a 0 is astounding.
This ”movie” was a cliche from start to finish and the massive amount of grunts wasThis is some nextlevel piece of garbage, and I was expecting it to be negative on ratings. The amount of ppl not giving this pile of fecez a 0 is astounding.
This ”movie” was a cliche from start to finish and the massive amount of grunts was the clever part of the dialogue, I watched it til the end and was thinking, it coudlnt get worse but it actually got worse every single minute. The creators ought to be punished, the only good thing I have to say about this movie is that I will probably forget about it, hopefully.… Expand

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JayMalcolmJul 31, 2022

This LONG show has some good actors but they don't get to do much because the characters are all cardboard cutouts. The film gives you an affecting survey of the worst circumstances in medieval life, in case you thought slavery was anThis LONG show has some good actors but they don't get to do much because the characters are all cardboard cutouts. The film gives you an affecting survey of the worst circumstances in medieval life, in case you thought slavery was an American invention. Very gory, loud, and raunchy throughout! Not recommended for young people.… Expand

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DeralacJul 28, 2022

Considering the cast, subject material and reviews, I expected to enjoy this movie. But mostly I was bored. The pacing was atrocious. Most scenes were drawn out way too much. A boy stares out from a wall forever. Did we really need to watchConsidering the cast, subject material and reviews, I expected to enjoy this movie. But mostly I was bored. The pacing was atrocious. Most scenes were drawn out way too much. A boy stares out from a wall forever. Did we really need to watch the king ride all the way through the town? I understand the need to set a scene and introduce characters, but it doesn’t take that long. It reminded me of those movies and shows where characters spend a long time doing mundane tasks like brushing their teeth. Pointless and boring. Then I looked up the director and understood why I disliked this movie. I don’t care for his work. It’s really sad because there have been so few movies I’ve looked forward to in recent years. That makes this one doubly disappointing.… Expand

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BOWiJul 26, 2022

Removing one point because I'm tired of revenge tales. ;) The form is great, as we came to expect from the director, but I preferred The Witch and even The Lighthouse. I'm sad I couldn't see it in theater. :(

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xxgJul 21, 2022

We’d been looking forward to seeing this movie based on critics’ opinions, but oh, what a profound disappointment. Apparently, it’s easy to pull the wool over the eyes of ‘professional’ critics – all you have to do is incorporate a tinyWe’d been looking forward to seeing this movie based on critics’ opinions, but oh, what a profound disappointment. Apparently, it’s easy to pull the wool over the eyes of ‘professional’ critics – all you have to do is incorporate a tiny notion from Shakespeare and a name that sounds like Hamlet – and away you go! Put together a mockery of a movie and no-one will dare criticize it.

Within minutes, you will be pulled into an ambiance of unrelenting darkness and evil, without a glimmer of hope, humor or light. You will be subjected to 2 hrs and 17 mins of base barbarism, hatred, hacking, disembowelment, bloody gore, cheap poetry, cheap hackneyed sex scenes and a singular, boring, predictable plot line about characters you could not care less about. A conglomeration of ideas stolen from other creative minds (Shakespeare, Tolkien) it has none of the purpose or significance of an engaging story. The critics applaud it as “casting a light on our time”. Well, if senseless, demonic loathing is what you want to be subjected to in your free time – go ahead, watch it & eat your heart out (literally).

In the end (when it mercifully comes), are we supposed to feel empathy for the protagonist? Or his two ugly progenies? A man who shoved women and children into a barn and burned them alive without remorse? Please – give me a break! The only joy will be when you run out of the room, fix yourself a drink and look forward to never, ever watching anything from the creators of this utter waste of your precious 2 & a bit hours.… Expand

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BroyaxJul 9, 2022

« L’Homme du Nord » revient se venger après bien des années, dans le bruit et la fureur… il s’appelle Hamlet… non, Amleth (!) et il porte sur ses épaules le poids du destin, du sang et de la haine… D’ailleurs, il pousse souvent son cri de« L’Homme du Nord » revient se venger après bien des années, dans le bruit et la fureur… il s’appelle Hamlet… non, Amleth (!) et il porte sur ses épaules le poids du destin, du sang et de la haine… D’ailleurs, il pousse souvent son cri de guerrier et c’est très impressionant, car en effet, il est un vrai Viking, élevé comme tel… dans le bruit et la fureur !

Le début du film est parfait, je crois qu’à vue de nez, ça doit faire un excellent premier quart : de quoi admirer (déjà) cette ambiance sombre, à la fois réaliste et ésotérique qui puise son inspiration régulièrement dans les mythes nordiques , d’ailleurs, les incantations ou autres cérémoniels sont en langue Viking, si j’ose m’exprimer ainsi, bref en langue des Hommes du Nord…!

Mise en scène fluide, plans-séquences étudiés, travellings soignés, montage judicieux, photographie magnifique… c’est du tout bon ! Les comédiens donnent le meilleur d’eux-mêmes, les comédiennes aussi (on aura remarqué l’énigmatique et fascinant visage d’Anya Taylor-Joy, l’égérie de la série Le Gambit de la Reine !). On aura également remarqué Ethan Hawk, étonnant et… -bien qu’elle assure dans son rôle, certes- Nicole Kidman ou une pseudo-Nicole Kidman, le visage déformé par beaucoup trop de charcudocs : seul son nez est resté d’origine… !!

Mais hélas, mille fois hélas, malgré ses qualités esthétiques et sa maîtrise, le film après son premier quart -ou un peu moins, sans doute une bonne demi-heure, je suppose- très brillant comme dit plus haut, le film disais-je, s’enlise dans une lenteur effarante !

Il faut dire que le scénario ne parvient pas à meubler une vengeance qui se traîne misérablement (deux heures et quart en tout) et pédale dans la semoule… L’impression demeure donc -après des débuts tonitruants- celle d’un théâtre en plein air… très beau mais ramolli et trop étiré. Cela fait penser à Valhalla Rising, l’autre film du Nord, qui misait tout sur son ambiance… et la note sera par conséquent leur second point commun : 5 ! des films très beaux et maîtrisés mais un peu trop chiants par ailleurs !… Expand

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ArminDRKJul 9, 2022

Good visuals but really bad acting,poor dialogues,poor plot,poor directing.

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IntakeCinemaJul 5, 2022

Eggers is a historian who has decided to teach through filmmaking instead of in the classroom. His commentaries on his films are always fascinating to listen to, delving into the pain-staking detail that is sometimes very obvious andEggers is a historian who has decided to teach through filmmaking instead of in the classroom. His commentaries on his films are always fascinating to listen to, delving into the pain-staking detail that is sometimes very obvious and sometimes completely missed by the audience. Many might bully the effort if it isn't seen or heard, but I believe he sees the shortcomings of his madness more than anyone else but his passion is so severe that he cannot stop himself. Similarly, I can't help but deeply admire that passion myself. Please studios, keep giving Eggers all the money he needs to make sure the thread in every piece of clothing is period-accurate.… Expand

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PerfectPortalJul 1, 2022

It’s a movie that fully embodies the word “savage”: not just the brutal violence, but the performances are intensely crazed and the music is often as raucous as possible. If it weren’t for some bizarre dreamlike moments that are moreIt’s a movie that fully embodies the word “savage”: not just the brutal violence, but the performances are intensely crazed and the music is often as raucous as possible. If it weren’t for some bizarre dreamlike moments that are more distracting than beneficial, it would have been even more awesome.… Expand

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Daniel69Jun 29, 2022

Masterpiece of a film Robert Eggers does it again first the lighthouse and now the northman the camera work is just magnificent

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waywardlaserJun 28, 2022

This kicked so much ass. Exactly the kind of intense Viking epic I wanted to see; one that rides that fine line between historical authenticity and the supernatural. While the overall outline of the plot is nothing we haven't seen beforeThis kicked so much ass. Exactly the kind of intense Viking epic I wanted to see; one that rides that fine line between historical authenticity and the supernatural. While the overall outline of the plot is nothing we haven't seen before (it's essentially just Hamlet), I do believe that the best stories deserve to be told and retold, again and again through new avenues and perspectives. If you're looking for a brutal tale of revenge that emanates pure, primal rage...look no further. Robert Eggers is three for three, baby.

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Mauro_LanariJun 26, 2022

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Net of some slip-ups in the heroic fantasy of "Conan": a hyphen (or an obelus: ÷) between the date of birth and that of death is what we find engraved on each tombstone and is today's version of the 3 Greek Moirai, the 3 Norse(Mauro Lanari)
Net of some slip-ups in the heroic fantasy of "Conan": a hyphen (or an obelus: ÷) between the date of birth and that of death is what we find engraved on each tombstone and is today's version of the 3 Greek Moirai, the 3 Norse Norns, the 3 Hindu deities of the Trimurti: the beginning, the duration, the end. The destiny of every cosmic entity, its fate, its predestination, since nothing and no one is allowed to self-determine ontologically. If Refn's "Valhalla Rising" (2009) limits itself to exposing a primitive and ancestral violence, if Joel Coen's "Macbeth" (2021) forgets this essential element of Shakespearean tragedy, instead Eggers draws on such root of the true epic: the ineluctability and unchangeability of what has already been brutally and de-responsibly decided of our existences, of which we are actors and spectators but not directors. Free will as a chimera: "meat puppets". A wrong metaphysical model? Maybe: other myths prospect the tree of life, but not Malick's (2011), blinded by the Grace he sees everywhere, nor the esoteric Aronofsky's ("The Fountain" 2006), that doesn't work. So what?… Expand

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kirkenderJun 26, 2022

The Northman is Robert Eggers's most "accessible" film and also his weakest. It is a basic revenge action flick with moments of greatness, but is mostly a dumb "men screaming at each other until they die" flick. The music is good, the actingThe Northman is Robert Eggers's most "accessible" film and also his weakest. It is a basic revenge action flick with moments of greatness, but is mostly a dumb "men screaming at each other until they die" flick. The music is good, the acting is solid, the cinematography is excellent. Overall it seems to lack something, but it's hard to put my finger on it, maybe it needs to be shorter. If you like Gladiator and Braveheart, you will dig this more occult version of the same tale.… Expand

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RalfbergsJun 23, 2022

It lacked something for me or maybe was too much mythical stuff. Also disliked how much of it was shot in dark scenes. The story itself was good. Maybe not just for my taste.

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PotterheadGleekJun 19, 2022

Oh yes is using the narrative of the hero's travel, but the Robert Eggers is so incredible and does impeccable work, audiences should go to the cinemas and support this kind of film and the more commercial ones. It has excellentOh yes is using the narrative of the hero's travel, but the Robert Eggers is so incredible and does impeccable work, audiences should go to the cinemas and support this kind of film and the more commercial ones. It has excellent cinematography, and great acting (hats off to Kidman, Taylor-Joy, and Skarsgard). Overall this film will take a heroic journey we all need.… Expand

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psychomuseJun 19, 2022

Though it has a very ambitious script, it falls surprisingly flat with the dialogue and directing. Visually it hits the mark, but the acting is less than compelling, and the story often meanders into unnecessary tangents from the plot. ThereThough it has a very ambitious script, it falls surprisingly flat with the dialogue and directing. Visually it hits the mark, but the acting is less than compelling, and the story often meanders into unnecessary tangents from the plot. There are better revenge movies; and, most definitely, better shows about Vikings.… Expand

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dashrendarwarsJun 17, 2022

Even box office in theater wasn't very successful, this is greatest movie I watched this year.

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TheDoomOfDayneJun 15, 2022

A gorgeous film that manages to maintain the feel of a Robert Eggers movie while adding some excellent action choreography with excellent performances from everyone involved, as I've come to expect in an Eggers film

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Sayeem_ShamsJun 8, 2022

A straightforward revenge story with visually immersive cinematography, but the dull climax and underwhelming action sequences were a letdown.

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JuewleeeJun 7, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I have watched a TON of viking movies and this was theeeee worst EVER!!!! Crappy stunts...bad acting, the story plot??? Not entertainment worthy! Bought it on Amazon Prime and was Soooo disappointed! As I love viking movies!… Expand

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SanB00Jun 7, 2022

Not the worst movie overall, but way too many special scenes that made no sense. Plot wasn't airtight. The acting itself was quite good imo. Just way too many scenes where i literally said 'wtf' to myself.

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SinistersheepJun 7, 2022

Robert Edgar’s Northman is a perfect blend of great action and beautiful cinematography. This is what a true Viking saga should look like on film. Little slow at parts but otherwise a truly great film by Robert Edgar’s yet again

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ArmitasJun 6, 2022

TLDR. From beginning to end you will feel nothing but apathy or hatred for every character in the movie. (except the girl) There are no cool or thoughtful sword fights, just murder assassinations, and some nonsense end fight by a volcano. TheTLDR. From beginning to end you will feel nothing but apathy or hatred for every character in the movie. (except the girl) There are no cool or thoughtful sword fights, just murder assassinations, and some nonsense end fight by a volcano. The story was as rewarding as Oedipus was to read. The movie portrays its story well...but the character choices in the story, and where it goes, are just "why" inducing. I developed no love for the character. There was not a single point where I didn't hope that every main character died (except the girl, who was the only intelligent person in the movie). They were all just awful human beings, who did nothing but evil, while complaining to their gods when its done to them. There is a bunch of mystical stuff in it, but it's senseless, you can't tell what is really happening and what isn't. This makes sense the first time it happens because they are hallucinating, but it just keeps happening without hallucinogenics. At one point there is a Valkyrie with braces, just why?

If the movie was to show just how dumb and senseless this particular culture was then it's a 10, if it was meant to make you feel something, then it failed. The only thing I felt was utter apathy.… Expand

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imthenoobJun 6, 2022

The Northman is nothing short of an absolute bore. The trailer spells out the plot, which is incredibly predictable, and it does very little to maintain your interest. Couple that with weak acting by the cast, some awful CG, and a runtimeThe Northman is nothing short of an absolute bore. The trailer spells out the plot, which is incredibly predictable, and it does very little to maintain your interest. Couple that with weak acting by the cast, some awful CG, and a runtime that is at least 20 minutes too long and you got yourself a pretty weak movie.

To me, It felt like a lot of the things we were seeing (especially the CG heavy scenes) were totally unnecessary and just there for padding. I wish things had been more grounded and practical but sadly they weren't. This one is a disappointment.… Expand

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iCampoRamilJun 6, 2022

Quizás no es lo que esperas al ver la fachada, no va tanto de batallas al estilo Vikings, si no algo más estilo Gladiator. Como ejercicio cinematográfico es una maravilla. Tiene sus partes locas, sus partes épicas, y en general una películaQuizás no es lo que esperas al ver la fachada, no va tanto de batallas al estilo Vikings, si no algo más estilo Gladiator. Como ejercicio cinematográfico es una maravilla. Tiene sus partes locas, sus partes épicas, y en general una película redonda que no es para todos los públicos.

· Cosas buenas: el toque folklórico, una gozada. Tiene giros muy interesantes, el reparto es una maravilla. Las coreografías de acción me encantaron, bien violenta la cinta. La parte más técnica, sobre todo fotografía y movimientos de cámara, magistrales. Tiene unos paisajes y una cinematografía digna de admirar, juntadas a una maravillosa banda sonora que hace una película bien inmersiva desde el primer momento.
· Cosas malas: no es para todos los públicos, es una película muy introspectiva y no tan de guerra y vikingos al uso, aunque tiene sus toques. Luego, al seguir fielmente el folklore, tiene momentos algo ridículos que te pueden sacar de lo inmersivo.
· Conclusión: si te llama la atención este estilo de películas, es una obligación ir a verla. La disfruté desde principio a fin y es de estas que recordaré con el tiempo.… Expand

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getsmeliftedJun 5, 2022

Been a long time since a movie as entertaining as this came around. Trust me, this feels like how movies used to be made, with entertaining the audience as the main priority without cramming ideology down your throat. More of this please.

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julesyBaby5000Jun 5, 2022

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time, almost every scene is a piece of art. I feel like this is one of those movies that is you could watch over and over and each time appreciate it a little more than the last. Great movie!

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doctorseitanJun 4, 2022

Robert Eggers has proven himself a third time. The man has a brilliant vision for whatever story he's telling and I'm here for them all.

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TomMondayMay 31, 2022

If you've never read Hamlet, there might be something here for you. But this version dispenses the mystery of who killed the King – "Amleth" sees his father's killer in first few minutes of the movie. So for two hours we just watch aIf you've never read Hamlet, there might be something here for you. But this version dispenses the mystery of who killed the King – "Amleth" sees his father's killer in first few minutes of the movie. So for two hours we just watch a slow-moving revenge story told through a series of predictably brutal scenes, mixed with quasi-spiritual montages. Why set this tale in the land of ancient Vikings? Like writer/director Eggers' previous two efforts (Lighthouse and Witch) there's no clear reason why the film exists. He can shoot a pretty picture, but storytelling and pacing and thematic relevance are beyond his grasp.… Expand

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NomaxMay 31, 2022

Вообщем картинка в этом фильме шикарная, актёрская игра на высоте, саундтрек тоже весьма хорош, а вот по части сюжета не особо проникся, фильм на разок.Вообщем картинка в этом фильме шикарная, актёрская игра на высоте, саундтрек тоже весьма хорош, а вот по части сюжета не особо проникся, фильм на разок.

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KingbobonoMay 30, 2022

I am a big fan of any vikings movies/series but this is the worst movie I have seen in the last decade. Half of the people in the cinema left before the end. Bad story, bad acting, horrible music, bad everything.

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eded9999May 28, 2022

Actually something fking new.
Actually something interesting.
Actually something that does not have ""THE MESSAGE"" from hollywoke. Actually something Good. I have to say, i was not a fan of the weirdness of The Lighthouse, but this one hasActually something fking new.
Actually something interesting.
Actually something that does not have ""THE MESSAGE"" from hollywoke.
Actually something Good.

I have to say, i was not a fan of the weirdness of The Lighthouse, but this one has the right amount of action, weirdness and normal narrative.… Expand

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ClayheadMay 26, 2022

Boring waste of time, file along with the other pretentious garbage the Green Knight

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HerickDienerMay 16, 2022

Robert Eggers mostrou anteriormente em "The Witch" e "The Lighthouse" que tem muito a dizer, independente do orçamento em mãos, e em sua primeira grande produção ele não decepciona e nos entrega um filme espetacular do começo ao fim.

ARobert Eggers mostrou anteriormente em "The Witch" e "The Lighthouse" que tem muito a dizer, independente do orçamento em mãos, e em sua primeira grande produção ele não decepciona e nos entrega um filme espetacular do começo ao fim.

A facilidade do protagonista em alcançar seus objetivos me incomodou um pouco (sério que ninguém viu um menino enrolado em uma manta vermelha fugindo?), mas a fotografia estupenda de Jarin Blaschke vai te fazer desviar o olhar de acasos como esse. Ahh, Robert ainda conseguiu mudar a definição de coadjuvante ao trazer Bjork e Willem Dafoe para singelas, porém, impactantes participações na obra. Bjork, volte mais vezes!

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jforrestMay 25, 2022

I'm tired of revenge movies, though this movie is far beyond a typical movie of that genre.

Visceral, personal, immersive.

The visuals are exquisite. Every shot is a pleasure for the eyes, especially those in the dark.

An imperial masterpiece.

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shilogoviakMay 24, 2022

Beautifully filmed and brilliantly acted. It's a journey through the Norse world that never leaves you feeling bored despite its length. It's a real shame that The Northman didn't do as well as it could have done at the box office, mirroringBeautifully filmed and brilliantly acted. It's a journey through the Norse world that never leaves you feeling bored despite its length. It's a real shame that The Northman didn't do as well as it could have done at the box office, mirroring another historical epic in Master and Commander. If you like what Robbert Eggers does, and you like high-budget historical epics, then do what you can to support this film!… Expand

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theodenidaMay 24, 2022

I had a lot of expectations watching this movie. There were some great moments that I really apreciated, like the magic rituals and the imagery coming after that. Unfortunately in the end, overall the film falls into the genre and I was a bitI had a lot of expectations watching this movie. There were some great moments that I really apreciated, like the magic rituals and the imagery coming after that. Unfortunately in the end, overall the film falls into the genre and I was a bit disappointed, but I still think the director did a great job to reach a wider audience. It's like an art-house film hitting big.… Expand

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piglordofallhamMay 23, 2022

Why was the Valkyrie wearing braces? They didn't have that level of Dental technology back in 700 A.D. How ridiculous. 0/10 F- Terrible film from another terrible director that couldn't direct people to their seats in a movie theater ifWhy was the Valkyrie wearing braces? They didn't have that level of Dental technology back in 700 A.D. How ridiculous. 0/10 F- Terrible film from another terrible director that couldn't direct people to their seats in a movie theater if you paid him to.

Real talk? This was like "Conan" meets a documentary on Vikings dramatized TV show, so basically.. just like anything on television these days. Its extremely, shockingly, stupidly, bonecrushingly mediocre for what should've been a decent action movie. Then again, this is the guy who directed the "Witch" with double V's instead of a singular "w" in the title. The Viiiiitch, had a lot of similar problems, but it was much more compelling and was obviously more of fantasy film then anything based off an ancient culture like say- actual Vikings.

Witches aren't real, they never were, the family went nuts, and it doesn't really matter because its a compilation of a lot the microcosms and general issues people had going on way back when the pilgrim's came to North (or more accurately EAST) America. Viking action films inspired by Conan would be great, but this IS Conan except boring and bizarrely anti-climactic as well. Couldn't get into it, too many big names, too many pretty faces, too many shirtless men running around when we all knew that most of the time- they fought naked. A disturbing lack of nudity all around, which would've probably insulted real Vikings if they were alive today.… Expand

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Emre_AlkanMay 23, 2022

One of the best Movies inspired by the History I´ve ever watched!!! It´s a story about revenge and vengeance so don´t except fight or war scenes. Also only watch the Movie if you used to violence, sorry...

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DubeauMay 23, 2022

Northman is kind of a mix between Boewulf and The Green Knight. The story has it's share of fantasy/mythology elements, yet, it is still grounded in reality of that era. That acting is superb. The action is gory but not too extreme. The musicNorthman is kind of a mix between Boewulf and The Green Knight. The story has it's share of fantasy/mythology elements, yet, it is still grounded in reality of that era. That acting is superb. The action is gory but not too extreme. The music on point. And you feel very attached to the main character and his ordeals. It's not a perfect movie in terms of rythm, but after the first half it's more balanced. I give it 82%. A good mythical movie that is adult theme oriented.… Expand

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Luke08May 22, 2022

The Northman caught many viewers on the wrong foot as the trailer and marketing were misguiding for another action-packed, Viking supermen movie. While some of that is inevitably part of the story, The Northman is a personal narrative,The Northman caught many viewers on the wrong foot as the trailer and marketing were misguiding for another action-packed, Viking supermen movie. While some of that is inevitably part of the story, The Northman is a personal narrative, beautifully crafted and intertwined with the magical elements of the Norse religion. Finely acted and photographed. The one criticism I have is that, as with most Viking movies, there is a disproportionate emphasis on the spectacular, raw power of these warriors, and on seemingly unnecessary killings, and only little depiction of their actual culture. I mean, I can't imagine any people presumably living such gritty, subdued lives, while, in reality, these were fantastic boat builders, voyagers, and skilled craftsmen of buildings withstanding a harsh environment.… Expand

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JLauMay 22, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The plot of the Lion King set against dreary, Icelandic landscapes, everybody wants revenge and the main guy could've finished the film off about halfway if he had simply gotten on with it.… Expand

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robomartionMay 22, 2022

The bar in cinema has been set so low in recent years that boring, non-eventful scenes are OK. Old movies used to have a story and progress it with meaningful events every moment. The opening CGI was terrible which led to a scene withThe bar in cinema has been set so low in recent years that boring, non-eventful scenes are OK. Old movies used to have a story and progress it with meaningful events every moment. The opening CGI was terrible which led to a scene with terrible set design, which led to Nicole Kidman doing her usual terrible acting to a drawn out scene with unintelligible dialogue. We switched the Northman off after 10 minutes because nothing had happened and changed it to Goldfinger which we managed to watch all the way to the end without even thinking about it.… Expand

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valmont1702May 21, 2022

- Shakespearian, dramatic...and so deep emotionally. - A true masterpiece of art from beginning to end, a dramatic tale, an intense revenge story as well as an heartgrabbing love story, a tormented hero's journey but above all a particularly- Shakespearian, dramatic...and so deep emotionally. - A true masterpiece of art from beginning to end, a dramatic tale, an intense revenge story as well as an heartgrabbing love story, a tormented hero's journey but above all a particularly spiritual initiatory quest...

Multiple aspects of the movies are quite simply great, the atmosphere is very unique, the photography and colors are striking, the landscapes and settings are spectacular...

In the end, it clearly is a mythological tale of the most Shakespearian proportions, deeply emotional in numerous ways and filled with several breathtaking moment...

Deeply poetic and striking emotionally. There is violence indeed, but the movie rightfully is crude in its purest expression, which is justified because the world is cruel and so can be humans (especially during these ancient times), but what resonates the most in-depth is that the movie really has a lot of heart all along and until its very last frame.… Expand

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liamexeMay 21, 2022

I really wanted to like this film. I truly did. Anything that isn't Marvel. Unfortunately, this film was gloomy, boring, and uninteresting. It began with the terrible strength of mankind to endure and impose adversity, but the plot quicklyI really wanted to like this film. I truly did. Anything that isn't Marvel. Unfortunately, this film was gloomy, boring, and uninteresting. It began with the terrible strength of mankind to endure and impose adversity, but the plot quickly fell flat. There's nothing to learn, no one to love or hate, no way to develop a personality. You never forget you're watching a movie, which isn't meant as an insult, but it could be. You do not merge with it. It may win an Academy Award for its production or costumes, but none of it compensates for the film's gloomy, plodding, and uninteresting tale.… Expand

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raporgiMay 21, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Its not a Viking skinned Conan that's for sure even though it lifts certain scenes from that movie. Some very cringe acting and weird nordic(supposedly) tinged English. As with Eggz previous films its all about the atmosphere. The movie cant seem to find its footing and doesnt know what it wants to be. Not enough action or boobs to be barbarian flick not enough mystery or horror to be a whodunnit. Its a pretty dull affair, I cannot understand what the fuss is all about. The fight choreography feels too artsy and rushed. Honestly the actor from True Blood cannot act, its just sad and tragic watching him try to act.… Expand

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Eissa1996May 21, 2022

An excellent movie and what a blast truly beautiful and fantastic. The story, characters and cinematography wooooow. Highly recommend this movie.

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WatchinMoviesMay 21, 2022

This is really slow and the story isn't told well. Lots of confusion and turns boring quickly. This isn't a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, and isn't even as good as the Vikings movie with Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh,This is really slow and the story isn't told well. Lots of confusion and turns boring quickly. This isn't a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, and isn't even as good as the Vikings movie with Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh, and Ernest Borgnine in it.… Expand

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NicoCCMay 20, 2022

Awesome movie. We need more of this. I wish they expanded more on the story. Perhaps it needed to be a three hour movie. But the acting and the development overall was great. I also really loved the symbolism and the representaion of Odin andAwesome movie. We need more of this. I wish they expanded more on the story. Perhaps it needed to be a three hour movie. But the acting and the development overall was great. I also really loved the symbolism and the representaion of Odin and the norse Gods! Hail Odin and Freya!… Expand

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theredskyMay 20, 2022

Robert Eggers is definitely my favorite modern Director working today. He’s batted 3 for 3 with his films so far and I’m always incredibly excited to see what he does. This is definitely a masterpiece in my eyes. The story is simplistic yetRobert Eggers is definitely my favorite modern Director working today. He’s batted 3 for 3 with his films so far and I’m always incredibly excited to see what he does. This is definitely a masterpiece in my eyes. The story is simplistic yet effective because the character work is really good. We can get an understanding of everyone’s goals and why they do what they do. Alexander Skarsgård does an incredible job here. Same with the rest of the cast. I can’t point out one bad performance here. Everyone is on top of their game. Nicole Kidman and Anya Taylor-Joy give my favorite performances in film. Both of their characters are really cool and interesting but Kidman’s character has a really messed up and creepy twist that makes you feel differently about the film and it’s themes of revenge and family honor. Claes Bang does a fantastic job as the villain as well. The way Eggers directs and shots this film is incredible. Every shot looks absolutely stunning and it’s incredibly clear to me through the directing that it’s Eggers in that chair with his style of epicness to scenes. All the action in this is amazing. Eggers doesn’t cut around like most blockbusters do. He keeps the camera on the action at all times and makes sure that audience can clearly see what’s happening. There is a volcano battle at the end that’s absolutely amazing. The music here is great as well. Every aspect of this film is just incredible and shows it’s worthy of the title of masterpiece. This film lives up its title of a “Viking Epic” and it’s a must see for anyone who wants an action heavy epic.… Expand

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TomHugMay 20, 2022

Thin story with not enough emphasis on characters so you really don't care who kills whom, or who gets revenge against whom. Alexander Skarsgård carries this entire film. The film does have a successful overall look and feel, but I didn't buyThin story with not enough emphasis on characters so you really don't care who kills whom, or who gets revenge against whom. Alexander Skarsgård carries this entire film. The film does have a successful overall look and feel, but I didn't buy any of the relationships between the main characters, so the movie overall fell flat. Should have been fewer dance numbers, and more character interaction.… Expand

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ZuultaanMay 20, 2022

the movie was good it's just hard to look at nicole kidman with all facial surgeries and pretend she is from the 10th century or whatever. Its just weird they should have picked someone else but aside from that its bretty gud.

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enoquemacielMay 20, 2022

82/100 It's not about being as told in the history books, it's about creating a captivating narrative in a fanciful or realistic story.

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DeviltherobotMay 19, 2022

A well acted super violent movie about an old Norwegian tale. A tale of revenge and kings. The sound design is great, the cinematography is great, the effects are great. It is a great film. Strongly recommend seeing this on the big screen.

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Compi24May 17, 2022

This third feature-length outing from Robert Eggers finds the co-writer/director at his most accessible and — I think — his most creative. "The Northman" takes all of the universal appeal around the revenge story, injects it with Eggers'sThis third feature-length outing from Robert Eggers finds the co-writer/director at his most accessible and — I think — his most creative. "The Northman" takes all of the universal appeal around the revenge story, injects it with Eggers's penchant for brutality, his eye for stunning imagery (both beautiful and horrific) and his incredible ability to evoke whatever period he sees fit to depict. Wrapping it all up in the ever so faint trappings of an oh-so classic, Shakespearean tale, we're ultimately gifted with an unforgettably satisfying sort of "proto-Hamlet," featuring an unquestionably dedicated cast, some truly breathtaking set pieces and the thematic intangibles of a truly special cinematic experience altogether. I really, really had a great time with this and think it's easily Eggers's most enjoyable flick to date.… Expand

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