The New Daughter

Anchor Bay Films | Release Date: December 18, 2009

5.8	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 25 Ratings

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Calmaff11Sep 16, 2014

Spoiler alert!!! This movie sucks ass!!

I have seen Oculus which was a terrible god awful **** but this...this piece of garbage, this piece of rotten, festering dog turd. I have seen awful, AWFUL!!! As of recently I thought Oculus was theSpoiler alert!!! This movie sucks ass!!

I have seen Oculus which was a terrible god awful **** but this...this piece of garbage, this piece of rotten, festering dog turd. I have seen awful, AWFUL!!! As of recently I thought Oculus was the worst I've seen in a good while, but this takes the cake on worst film I've yet suffered through.

The plot...the plot is retarded. I really wish it didn't have a plot, because it thinks it has some sort of real story. It's like a kid standing there with **** in his pants screaming, "I'm a real movie!!" In reality the plot is so terrible, so god awful, so heinously bad that it should have never been written in the first place. The writer needs to have his teeth punched out with his awful script.

The acting was so bad that if I watched Cops on late night T.V. I'd get better acting. With such a stale and unfelt performance from EVERYONE I felt I'd get more attached to a talking cardboard box then these tools. I hated them...hated them all. I really wish I had never watched this...it's so bad.

The badness was so bad it needs it's own segment. This turd fest was so far into crapville that it could have been called Crap the Movie and that title would have been more appropriate. It's badness is off the charts it's so bad. It's so bad it's wrong. It's so bad and wrong that only a stronger word will suffice for this movie. This movie is badong. (Bad + Wrong = Badong)

If you love torture and you hate yourself...watch this. If you're planning on suicide and want to lose all faith in mankind to make it easier, watch this movie. If you hate having money and like to spend it on the worst things imaginable...buy this movie. If you want to slay a small bit of your soul as the movie slowly trudges on into a sludge of boredom, lameness, and terrible plots then get this.

If you, like me, however still have your soul and aren't a sadomasochist then please...avoid this.

This is...a piece of filth. Filth is nicer. Eating filth through a sewer tube is nicer. Eating filth through a sewer tube while someone plucks out your nose hairs with a **** chainsaw is nicer!! In short...worst...movie ever. It's slow, it's boring, the acting is terribad, and the plot is so up it's own ass that it can't see the light of day. I'm now going to use this movie as charcoal for my mother **** grill.… Expand

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MikefromAngusJan 26, 2014

The movie is very slow, sometimes even boring. Yet I watched the movie till the end. Hoping that the ending will reward my time I spent watching this movie. But I was wrong, it goes from mysterious to just plain silly and dumb.

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GypsyPeachSep 17, 2014

I originally watched this in a psychology class which was the only thing that makes it a 1...

This is because, in a class room..... everyone is making fun of how BAD the story is, how ridiculous the characters are, and all of the peopleI originally watched this in a psychology class which was the only thing that makes it a 1...

This is because, in a class room..... everyone is making fun of how BAD the story is, how ridiculous the characters are, and all of the people actively analyzing the characters within it in a playful silly fashion. It was enjoyable if only because no one was really watching the movie or paying the terrible plot or lifeless characters much attention beyond the analytical, trying to figure out what's psychologically wrong with these people, focus. We were more focused on each other and talking about all the things that were wrong with it (and the characters) as we went along and that part was enjoyable

Likewise, I watched it again with a couple of people and it was in a different setting and therefore much less enjoyable because I was actually watching the plot, the really slow dragging lack of story and to compare it to Oculus like another user in the comments, Oculus was a movie that was too busy sniffing its own butt pretending to be clever. This was a movie that picked it's butt and ate the **** because it liked the taste.

If you are catholic, you'll probably have to go to confession for watching this and the priest will probably tell you there are not enough hail marys and our fathers to help/forgive you. If you go to one of those people who 'slaps the devil' out of people....their slapping arm will probably catch on fire. If you haven't gotten the picture of how bad it is, you might enjoy it! If you get the gist in that this is a horrible movie (possibly fun if you want to torture someone you don't like or send a mysterious evil gift etc but that's different and useful in terms of what you want in that case) then you're smart enough to not enjoy it.... don't watch it unless you feel like torturing yourself… Expand

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NowVoyagerNov 21, 2014

Was initially intrigued by the idea of Kevin Costner in a horror film. But the story was just plain awful. Why does single, sensitive dad not catch on sooner to the fact that something is wrong? Why does the young actress who plays hisWas initially intrigued by the idea of Kevin Costner in a horror film. But the story was just plain awful. Why does single, sensitive dad not catch on sooner to the fact that something is wrong? Why does the young actress who plays his daughter have such trouble expressing anything but dullness? What's with the excessive growling, screeching and other predictably scary noises? And what was Kevin thinking when he signed on? If they pay me, I will come? Many funny Costner quotes may pass through the viewer's mind as s/he watches this disappointing flick. They could've titled it something like Dances With Voles. Yuk.… Expand

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