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MrTacoBobJul 29, 2017

First of all what the heck and also this movie reminds me of Wreck it Ralph. A type of electronic doesn't want to be the thing they are and tries to change it but an enemy tries to stop the two. Yea...what the heck. At least Wreck It RalphFirst of all what the heck and also this movie reminds me of Wreck it Ralph. A type of electronic doesn't want to be the thing they are and tries to change it but an enemy tries to stop the two. Yea...what the heck. At least Wreck It Ralph was creative and had a meaning but the Emoji Movie is awful and has nothing going for it.… Expand

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ZapNorrisJul 29, 2017

This movie made me seriously ill. Every time i close my eyes, all i can see it that godforsaken yellow emoji staring into my soul. I feel physical pain every time i think about this hellspawn that is put before my eyes. If North Korea decidesThis movie made me seriously ill. Every time i close my eyes, all i can see it that godforsaken yellow emoji staring into my soul. I feel physical pain every time i think about this hellspawn that is put before my eyes. If North Korea decides to nuke us, i wouldn't even be mad. Just please, remove the film from existence. I need immediate medical attention.… Expand

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ChocolateMintJul 29, 2017

"I aint paying for that crap" -My Dad 2017 Seriously though, don't waste your time on this piece of crap. Honestly one of the worst movies my parents and I have seen in our lives.

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ryanlikemoviesJul 29, 2017

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RattazustraJul 29, 2017

Cringeworthy. Absolutely cringeworthy.

It is saddening when you see something that was clearly made by talented young people, but entirely motivated by greedy geezers. "What is this new stuff again that all the youngsters love? These ****Cringeworthy. Absolutely cringeworthy.

It is saddening when you see something that was clearly made by talented young people, but entirely motivated by greedy geezers. "What is this new stuff again that all the youngsters love? These **** and aubergine stuff? Momotchis, right?! Make a movie about those. That is gonna make them give us their money!"

Not a good motivation to make a movie.

The alternative is that this is the result of a bad joke at a stoner meeting.… Expand

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Striking4gold4Jul 29, 2017

The Emoji Movie is what I would like to call a 90 minute ad disguised as a movie. The story, if you can call it that, is literally a shot for shot remake of Inside Out, just without any form of emotion thrown into it. And you know when youThe Emoji Movie is what I would like to call a 90 minute ad disguised as a movie. The story, if you can call it that, is literally a shot for shot remake of Inside Out, just without any form of emotion thrown into it. And you know when you failed that aspect when the main stars of your feature are actual emotions, or Emojis in this case. The movie's sense of humor is just plain unfunny throughout the film, and the characters have already been done in other, better movies. The biggest example being Jailbreak. However, while the writing is abysmal, the animation is not. It's really colorful, how the animators design and animate the Emojis and the apps is pretty creative, the animation when in the human world is decent, and the effects of things being made out of little cubes like fire, debris, and the upgraded bots is a nice detail. So, all in all, the animation is not half bad. But then you realise it's not half good either. Some of the character designs look weird, like on Smiler, the textures of the emojis' hair looks honestly out of place, and again, some of the app designs have already been done in the past. So like I said, The Emoji Movie is just a big 90 minute ad for smartphones.… Expand

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stefanowskiJul 29, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is a complete failure.

Is not it possible to create a normal movie these days?

what the **** is this what the **** is this what the **** is this what the **** is this what the **** is this what the **** is this what the **** is this… Expand

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CorylnTheHouseJul 29, 2017

what the **** is this
why is patrick stewart playing the poo poo character
and why did i even watch a film named "emoji movie"
what the **** is wrong with me

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TalbisJul 28, 2017

I went, I saw, I got my money back... but I can't get back my brain cells. DO NOT WATCH! It's not "so bad it's good", it is beyond bad. It's nothing but a giant product placement. Avoid at all cost, petition Netflix to never get this one,I went, I saw, I got my money back... but I can't get back my brain cells. DO NOT WATCH! It's not "so bad it's good", it is beyond bad. It's nothing but a giant product placement. Avoid at all cost, petition Netflix to never get this one, burn your clothes if you saw it, it's that bad.… Expand

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StartackerJul 28, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This was an absolute dumpster fire of a film and I'd rather stick forks in my eyes than watch it again. None of the characters have any redeeming qualities and the movie makes no attempt at making you like them. The story was bland and recyclable to the point where I felt nothing when they were in danger. They cancelled the Popeye movie for this.… Expand

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BestCoffeeJul 28, 2017

The Emoji Movie is forgettable, not interesting, and just not funny. Although this is a childrens movie, the jokes are not funny even to a child. This movie is one of the worst high budget movies made in the past decade. Although the movieThe Emoji Movie is forgettable, not interesting, and just not funny. Although this is a childrens movie, the jokes are not funny even to a child. This movie is one of the worst high budget movies made in the past decade. Although the movie was complete garbage, the animation was exceptionally good which is why this doesnt get a 0. Usually terrible comedy's have at least one joke that is unironically funny, This does not. Half of the Emoji movies runtime was product placement disguised as character development, there is no real character development in this movie, it seems as if there was real character development scenes but they cut those out because in scenes there is random information that the characters know that they shouldn't. I am giving the Emoji Movie a 2 solely because of the exceptional animation quality.… Expand

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stanley834Jul 28, 2017

Seriously, do not watch this horrible tripe. Emoticons prominent in cellphones should not exist in a movie. Skip this and put it in the garbage bin where it belongs.

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SegakiJul 28, 2017

Nobody wanted this movie. When it was first announced everybody laughed at how stupid of an idea it was. They made it anyways. And it was as terrible as everyone knew it would be.

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emojimovieJul 28, 2017

Everyday we stray further from God’s light. This film is nothing short of a waste of Earth's resources. All traces of the Emoji Movie should be collected onto a rocket and fired into space in the shortest path to the Sun.

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emojimovietrashJul 28, 2017

I watched it as a joke, hoping to garner some kind of ironic enjoyment, only to be left wanting to tie the noose tighter. You'd be better off watching Bee Movie if you're coming in for a bit of a gaff. Please stay away from this bland, cookieI watched it as a joke, hoping to garner some kind of ironic enjoyment, only to be left wanting to tie the noose tighter. You'd be better off watching Bee Movie if you're coming in for a bit of a gaff. Please stay away from this bland, cookie cutter piece of garbage.… Expand

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Jollyjoe1000Jul 28, 2017

The Movie is the joke of 2017 because the idea is so horrible that it is funny. Same reason why people love sharknado. So in short it is so bad that it is good. Half of the score is based of it's horribleness. Other half laughableness.

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LeoYupJul 28, 2017

It's the best, the best film that can be forgot at any time. Kids love it and i don't love it in anyway. Anything is pretty weird in this film.(Meh)..

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TM20Jul 28, 2017

I went to see this movie because I wanted to have a laugh at a bad movie, but it was just boring, predictable story, only 2 characters are even important, and even they are generic. Look at the poster for the movie, I don't even think some ofI went to see this movie because I wanted to have a laugh at a bad movie, but it was just boring, predictable story, only 2 characters are even important, and even they are generic. Look at the poster for the movie, I don't even think some of those characters have any lines. The movie looks fine, which keeps it from a 0 or 1, even as a joke, do not see this movie.… Expand

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noshighJul 28, 2017

They cancelled The Popeye's movie for this disgusting crap. What were they thinking? Hide your kids from this terrible movie, and have them watch something else.

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TJAWJul 28, 2017

The Emoji Movie is a shameful, artless vehicle for product placement and deserves all the 0/10s it can get. It's a grotesque mixture of four much better movies: Wreck-it-Ralph, The Lego Movie, The Angry Birds Movie, and Inside Out. Just addThe Emoji Movie is a shameful, artless vehicle for product placement and deserves all the 0/10s it can get. It's a grotesque mixture of four much better movies: Wreck-it-Ralph, The Lego Movie, The Angry Birds Movie, and Inside Out. Just add in a pinch of lowbrow Minions-style kiddie humour and you have a diabolical atrocity that is the worst animated film since Foodfight.… Expand

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MaxsonJul 28, 2017

The Emoji Movie is poop. Go watch Dunkirk, Atomic Blonde, Spider Man Homecoming, and War for the Planet of the Apes instead. Don't support this nasty garbage.

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sgy0003Jul 28, 2017

Why does this movie exist? Just why?

Oh and the plot is pretty much same as Bee Movie, Wreck it Ralph, and HOP. Waste of my time, money, and 3 bottles of beer that I downed after watching

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BananaLuizJul 28, 2017

but what is this? First the film has a completely stupid idea, and had the chance to at least use it in a competent way and neither did, I do not believe my eyes saw that **** they want to call a movie

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MrMovieBuffJul 28, 2017

There are no words to describe how bad this movie is... in fact, there are no emojis to describe how bad this movie is... not even the "poop" emoji is insulting enough to this film, since he is one of the main characters... 'The Emoji Movie'There are no words to describe how bad this movie is... in fact, there are no emojis to describe how bad this movie is... not even the "poop" emoji is insulting enough to this film, since he is one of the main characters... 'The Emoji Movie' is the worst movie of 2017 so far, a film so bad and so joyless, I gave it a "Zero" rating. A rating I very rarely give, unless it's to 'The Room' (2003) or any of "The Human Centipede" films. This film has joined that club. The film (if I can even call it that) follows an emoji named Gene (voiced by T.J. Miller), who lives in Textopolis, a world found inside of a smart phone. Gene is the son of Mel Meh (Steven Wright) and Mary Meh (Jennifer Coolidge). Gene feels that he can be useful when he gets work, but when given the opportunity, when the phone owner sends texts using emojis, and Gene is selected, he is often unsure of what to do, and tries to what he can at the last minute. This ends up wrecking the text centre, and Gene feels responsible. We meet a handful of other characters from; Smiley (Sean Hayes) to Hi-5 (James Corden), and more depressingly so, the legendary Sir Patrick Stewart voices the Poop emoji. Good to see that he has moved up in his career, especially since he co-starred in the excellent 'Logan' (2017). There is so much to talk about with this so-called "movie", but honestly, this is awful. Why even talk about it when nobody, in their right mind, would see it either alone, or with their families. There are five top reasons as to why this film is the worst of 2017... 1) Bad writing, 2) Horrible animation, 3) Lack of storytelling, 4) No compelling characters and 5) Bad pacing. The movie's pace is so uneven, I found that it dragged towards the third act. How could so many talented actors from T.J. Miller (who was hilarious in 'Deadpool) to Sir Patrick Stewart get involved in this trainwreck? It tries to be like 'Inside Out' (2015) in regards to the premise (emotional characters inside a tiny world)... but I had a headache watching this turd, and I'm sure nobody else will see it too. Let's hope this movie does not influence more like this in the future. One "Emoji Movie" is bad enough.… Expand

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Eugen_208Jul 28, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is a total trash, seriously... What a waste of time for the producers to actually work on this bad movie. This is all of my review to be honest...… Expand

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dangersJul 28, 2017

I saw this movie in a free screening and I'm glad I did - I would never spend my money on a trash like this. I went in with barely any expectations. I thought the animation/voice acting might turn out descent. Guess what. It did not. EveryI saw this movie in a free screening and I'm glad I did - I would never spend my money on a trash like this. I went in with barely any expectations. I thought the animation/voice acting might turn out descent. Guess what. It did not. Every single thing about this movie is horrible. It's just a poorly made, unfunny, ugly cash grab and on par with trash like Fifty Shades. I never thought an animated kids movie could be so bad - especially one with T. J. Miller - but it is.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeJul 28, 2017

What The Emoji Movie gives us is literally and actually predictable from the start. It lacks everything creative and everything that makes a movie successful. The Emoji Movie asks for your money so bad they had to literally do the impossible.What The Emoji Movie gives us is literally and actually predictable from the start. It lacks everything creative and everything that makes a movie successful. The Emoji Movie asks for your money so bad they had to literally do the impossible. New low for the year and possibly for the rest of this decade if there aren't as many cringeworthy movies in the near future. The crew behind this embarrassment that you call a movie will probably regret working on this a few years later when it comes to that time. If you give this movie your money, you should feel ashamed of yourself.… Expand

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