Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Paramount Pictures | Release Date: August 8, 2014

5.1	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 649 Ratings

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Sketch987Sep 18, 2014

Have you ever been dragged to a movie thinking you'll hate it, and then it turns out to be okay... or even great? I have a few times, though usually films are pretty much what you expect.

Then there's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. IHave you ever been dragged to a movie thinking you'll hate it, and then it turns out to be okay... or even great? I have a few times, though usually films are pretty much what you expect.

Then there's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I went in thinking I'd hate it, and what I got was about ten times worse than that.

Unspeakably bad script. Amazingly bad acting. Horrible direction. Creepy CGI that starts out in the uncanny valley and never moves. And that's before you even touch on the sheer defilement of the TMNT franchise. Seriously, this is possibly the worst A-list movie I've ever seen.

The only reason I'm giving this movie 0 out of 10 is because I can't go any lower.… Expand

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lolcakedSep 26, 2014

Hated it.....Hated it.....

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ricky1121Oct 8, 2014

This movie seems way to much like Transformers than TMNT. There is way to much explosions and not that much ninja fighting. This is very disappointing. -

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crimsdingsOct 26, 2014

Michael Bay Movie 101:
Megan Fox butt in the camera - check (see also transformers)
downhill action scene - check (see Bad Boys II) actions scenes so fast and shaking camera that you can't grasp a single thing - check 40 minutes of actionMichael Bay Movie 101:
Megan Fox butt in the camera - check (see also transformers)
downhill action scene - check (see Bad Boys II)
actions scenes so fast and shaking camera that you can't grasp a single thing - check
40 minutes of action instead of a proper ending - check… Expand

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Tbird0803Nov 1, 2014

This movie is horrible.

It takes a huge dump on the original with its CGI, Explosions, and the common Michael bay crap.

I have nothing else to say aside from STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE.

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don_timDec 18, 2014

I just signed up to Metacritic, to tell the world how much I hate this movie!!!!!!! There was so much potential.... This movie could have been epic but all they made ist a big full load of ****

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bmengDec 22, 2014

This movie is a **** joke, I had to stop after the first 30 minutes since the turtles were just too over the top and cringy and not in the cheesy way of the cartoons, but just cringy and extremely **** annoying. Big budget =/= good movie.This movie is a **** joke, I had to stop after the first 30 minutes since the turtles were just too over the top and cringy and not in the cheesy way of the cartoons, but just cringy and extremely **** annoying. Big budget =/= good movie. What a tragedy… Expand

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KRONRUSKAJun 20, 2015

кусок говно. как донателло от пуль палкой отмахивается) это улет) юмор для школьников

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JulDeSep 22, 2022

My sleep paralysis demons look better than those turtle designs. Michelangelo's face makes me want to set my breakfast free. The script and acting are both cringe, but that's not a problem because the editing makes it easy to not see any ofMy sleep paralysis demons look better than those turtle designs. Michelangelo's face makes me want to set my breakfast free. The script and acting are both cringe, but that's not a problem because the editing makes it easy to not see any of it. The drinking game for this movie is every time Megan Fox's butt is in the camera. The only reason I'm giving this 0 out of 10 is that I can't go any lower.… Expand

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