Ted 2

Universal Pictures | Release Date: June 26, 2015

6.2	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 382 Ratings

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MarcabianJun 27, 2015

This was the funniest movie I have seen in a very long time. I laughed so hard in the theater I thought I was gonna fall out of the seat. Best comedy of the year by far and I have seen all the big one's. Funnier than Spy or anything else. IfThis was the funniest movie I have seen in a very long time. I laughed so hard in the theater I thought I was gonna fall out of the seat. Best comedy of the year by far and I have seen all the big one's. Funnier than Spy or anything else. If you want to have a great time go see this movie… Expand

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dpaudiophileJun 27, 2015

even if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarlandeven if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarland is satan reincarnated.… Expand

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Viper8787Jun 27, 2015

Not nearly funny as the first. There is still lots of laugh out loud moments in this movie but not nearly enough to make it a classic comedy movie. You will laugh in this movie but there are many time throughout that there aren't any jokesNot nearly funny as the first. There is still lots of laugh out loud moments in this movie but not nearly enough to make it a classic comedy movie. You will laugh in this movie but there are many time throughout that there aren't any jokes happening and the storyline is just lacking. This makes some parts of the movie boring. There is also a lot of predictable scenes that you can see coming from a mile away which takes out from thee overall enjoyment of this movie.… Expand

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hotfromcauldronJun 27, 2015

In this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts ofIn this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts of Tropic of Cancer- but that only lasts twenty minutes- not two hours. And John is back as his pot clouded bff - the jerk. No really now he’s either
the jerk off-er or the jerk-ee in an attempt to save Ted’s marriage with a child.
In a desperate effort to drum up box office Walhberg was cruder than the movie on his publicity tour.
He told daytime audiences of the View he kept his infamous penis in a safe. Then dropped f-bombs on the Tonight Show that mortified Fallon. But we understand. I mean Entourage was only a few weeks ago.… Expand

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TisonJun 27, 2015

Critics, open your eyes. This movie is more hilarious than the first one. It had more funny moments and well, there were some emotional moments. If you guys haven't seen it yet, you totally should see it. =)

6 of 20 users found this helpful614

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kussygonzalezJun 27, 2015

Seth MacFarlane should be embarrassed by this train wreck. It's a cross between a live-action Family Guy episode and any movie starring Jennifer Garner. Terrible. Give it six months before it's on TBS every weekend to see this Garbage.

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MattyiceJun 26, 2015

Ted 2 doesn't match the quality or story of the original, some older jokes are overused, and the cameos are overused, but Ted 2 still had enough jokes to make me laugh. John and Ted's chemistry is fantastic and Amanda Seyfried's Sam is okay,Ted 2 doesn't match the quality or story of the original, some older jokes are overused, and the cameos are overused, but Ted 2 still had enough jokes to make me laugh. John and Ted's chemistry is fantastic and Amanda Seyfried's Sam is okay, but not as good as Mila Kunis' Lori. Ted 2 is a fine comedy, much better than A Million Ways to Die in the West, but worse than the original Ted.… Expand

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AaronDWassermanJun 26, 2015

I just returned from the theater and I have not been in a theater and laughed so much with other people since the first Ted. This movie is great! as a comedy sequel and on its own! I had such a fun time watching this! seriously it's great!I just returned from the theater and I have not been in a theater and laughed so much with other people since the first Ted. This movie is great! as a comedy sequel and on its own! I had such a fun time watching this! seriously it's great! Seth is a comedic genius, I am a huge fan of his. One of the funniest and talented person out there. If you want a fun experience I urge you to watch Ted 2.… Expand

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TheoWilliamJun 26, 2015

If you enjoy seth macfarlanes films by all means go and watch it. do not expect a lot though. Ted 2 is basically the reason why people hate sequels. I was really excited for it but in the end I left with one thought "meh" . And well yeahIf you enjoy seth macfarlanes films by all means go and watch it. do not expect a lot though. Ted 2 is basically the reason why people hate sequels. I was really excited for it but in the end I left with one thought "meh" . And well yeah hopefully they will stop making sequels to comedies. Ted 2 has its Seth humor but just like hangover 2 it actually really started to feel like the exact same movie as the first as it neared to the end. It felt like they really were running out of ideas. But anyway it's better that terminator by far.… Expand

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killab1984Jun 26, 2015

Its ted 2.0 same as the first movie (not like thats a bad thing) has a few down parts for story building other than that super funny. If your a fam guy/ mcfarlene fan its a must see

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TheKavehJJun 26, 2015

Ted 2 isn't as bad as everyone says it is. I thought it was hilarious and much funnier than the first one. It kept me entertained and although some parts were boring, overall I really liked it.

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tropicAcesJun 26, 2015

It's moderately funny (one scene where John and Ted yelled off-color suggestions at an improv group had me in tears), but it's also horribly paced. This thing drags, and by the final 20 minutes I was getting anxious for it to be over. There'sIt's moderately funny (one scene where John and Ted yelled off-color suggestions at an improv group had me in tears), but it's also horribly paced. This thing drags, and by the final 20 minutes I was getting anxious for it to be over. There's not a review in the world that will change your mind on whether or not you were going to see this, but if you do go see TED 2, just know what you're walking into: a lazily constructed film with some laughs. Nothing more, nothing less.… Expand

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silentbutdeadlyJun 26, 2015

If you a a generation X, nerd with a comic book / sci fi streak, your gonna appreciate some of the jokes more than others. It's not the best movie for pace and cinematic excellence, and the many of the critics have panned it for its lack ofIf you a a generation X, nerd with a comic book / sci fi streak, your gonna appreciate some of the jokes more than others. It's not the best movie for pace and cinematic excellence, and the many of the critics have panned it for its lack of class.

But a big F.U. to the critics! If MacFarlane can make a sequel that is just as humorous as the original, make a load of cash and annoy the crap out of some snot nosed, holier-than-thou hollywood pen pushers then good on him.

If your girlfriend appreciates a good dick joke, take her along too.… Expand

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TheDude-Jun 26, 2015

Ted 2 is hilarious with a cast that has extremely great chemistry and gags that are crude but are gut bustlingly funny my only issues are the ending is very convoluted and 3 jokes in the film were from family guy.

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