Ted 2

Universal Pictures | Release Date: June 26, 2015

6.2	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 382 Ratings

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SuperNaivJul 1, 2015

It feels like I am watching "Family Guy", on steroids. Don't get me wrong, I like Family Guy. But watching a whole movie based on Family Guy jokes is just too much to digest. It's tiresome at times and jokes are not that funny at all.

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intuitivejohnJul 9, 2015

There are good movies...there are bad movies...and there are dull movies that offer a few laughs here and there to keep you from walking out...but basically disappointing.

Ted 2 is that kind of movie. The first one was full ofThere are good movies...there are bad movies...and there are dull movies that offer a few laughs here and there to keep you from walking out...but basically disappointing.

Ted 2 is that kind of movie.

The first one was full of surprises. Laugh a minute.

This is a dull rehash of the characters. Over 1/2 the movie is spent trying to be straight and serious when it should have retained it's raunchy ride.

Maybe 5 big laughs. They were big. But not the dozens like the first movie.

Weak. Ineffectual. Dull. Stupid without relief.… Expand

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NatT96Aug 13, 2015

Humor wise, it worked the first film, but now the comedy is totally hit and miss. I was able to slightly chuckle at most of Ted's jokes, but they were not enough to hold the film up overall. To be honest Seth McFarland's jokes as spoken byHumor wise, it worked the first film, but now the comedy is totally hit and miss. I was able to slightly chuckle at most of Ted's jokes, but they were not enough to hold the film up overall. To be honest Seth McFarland's jokes as spoken by Ted are not the best, now they were funny to an extent, but it seems like jokes you would find from an new episode of Family Guy, understandable but not that funny or memorable.… Expand

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AingxJul 6, 2015

I LOVED the first movie, but Ted 2 is worse than the Dumb and Dumber sequel. I didn't even think that was possible...

It was horribly paced, reused old jokes in a bad way, wasted time with a flashy dance number intro and then a horriblyI LOVED the first movie, but Ted 2 is worse than the Dumb and Dumber sequel. I didn't even think that was possible...

It was horribly paced, reused old jokes in a bad way, wasted time with a flashy dance number intro and then a horribly lip-synced guitar sing-along. Granted, there WERE funny moments, but not enough to warrant sitting through it in the theater.

Wait for a rental...… Expand

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hotfromcauldronJun 27, 2015

In this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts ofIn this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts of Tropic of Cancer- but that only lasts twenty minutes- not two hours. And John is back as his pot clouded bff - the jerk. No really now he’s either
the jerk off-er or the jerk-ee in an attempt to save Ted’s marriage with a child.
In a desperate effort to drum up box office Walhberg was cruder than the movie on his publicity tour.
He told daytime audiences of the View he kept his infamous penis in a safe. Then dropped f-bombs on the Tonight Show that mortified Fallon. But we understand. I mean Entourage was only a few weeks ago.… Expand

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jlmnJun 29, 2015

Seven letters - P.A.I.N.F.U.L. Are we sure that a homonal teenage boy didn't write this movie? There were a (very) few truly funny moments but to turn this into a touchy feely civil rights movie - give me a break. This one actualy hurt.

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dpaudiophileJun 27, 2015

even if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarlandeven if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarland is satan reincarnated.… Expand

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kussygonzalezJun 27, 2015

Seth MacFarlane should be embarrassed by this train wreck. It's a cross between a live-action Family Guy episode and any movie starring Jennifer Garner. Terrible. Give it six months before it's on TBS every weekend to see this Garbage.

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Costs1129Jul 10, 2015

It seems as though the writers are completely out of touch. The gags were old and played out. It felt like watching 100 straight hours of family guy. That is, the longer you watch the more you see through the movie's randomness and realizeIt seems as though the writers are completely out of touch. The gags were old and played out. It felt like watching 100 straight hours of family guy. That is, the longer you watch the more you see through the movie's randomness and realize there is no real humor, no irony, no scope, no originality. The whole thing feels lazy. Its self-righteousness also detracts from the attempted humor and makes you wonder if they were trying to be serious or funny, because they failed to be either.… Expand

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displeasedJul 2, 2015

Why do you people keep watching Macfarlane's junk. He used up all his jokes 10 years ago. He only had a handful to begin with, and now he fills in the gaps with vague threats and gets away with anything by saying "I did it on purpose b-cuzWhy do you people keep watching Macfarlane's junk. He used up all his jokes 10 years ago. He only had a handful to begin with, and now he fills in the gaps with vague threats and gets away with anything by saying "I did it on purpose b-cuz I'm a genius." He only gets fans by over-powering / traumatizing the weak-willed. Fearful, self-denigrating people who need a parent-figure to tell them what to do and what to think, and to chastise them when they're naughty… Expand

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RealMuthaFFeb 13, 2016

Wow, well that was truly disappointing. First of all I want to mention that I have watched the extended cut which adds around 10 minutes more of tediousness (no pun intended), and I honestly would have picked the shorter version had I knownWow, well that was truly disappointing. First of all I want to mention that I have watched the extended cut which adds around 10 minutes more of tediousness (no pun intended), and I honestly would have picked the shorter version had I known how bad and boring this movie is.
To be honest, one could tell that the ride is not going to be a fun one after having to endure the opening credits dance sequence which is strikingly reminiscent of that of the Family Guy, only it is almost 3 minutes long. Clocking at around two hours, the extended Ted 2 is full of exhausting moralizing cliché talks about how the legal system is supposed to treat everyone equally, "protagonists going somewhere" montages (and some other montages, like "protagonists prepare for a court hearing"), unmemorable dialogues, unfunny pot jokes, more unfunny jokes unrelated to pot (an added bonus is Mark Wahlberg covered in fake semen. At least I think that it's fake. Maybe.) and occasionally, about once in 40 minutes, gags that actually provoke some laughter. And those gags are not nearly hilarious enough to justify sitting through all the monotony in between.
I truly liked the first Ted. I found "A million ways to die in the west" to be inferior, but still enjoyable. This one, however, dropped the bar so low you can see the rock bottom from here, gotta hope that the trend with Seth MacFarlane's movies' quality turns around. The last line of Ted 2 is "hashtag Sh*t Happens". That is quite ironic, as it is a fairly accurate description of this movie's creation.… Expand

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johndoe2014Jul 24, 2017

A couple good jokes. But too too mean and cruel to be funny. I like silly male humor, but this was just two losers who did not know they were losers lashing out at others for perverse pleasure. McFarland needs to write with others who canA couple good jokes. But too too mean and cruel to be funny. I like silly male humor, but this was just two losers who did not know they were losers lashing out at others for perverse pleasure. McFarland needs to write with others who can help him understand how to use his creativity to best use and stop him from himself when he goes into the gutter.… Expand

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dc203Apr 13, 2016

Unfortunately Ted 2 mostly relies on a similar sort of comedy seen in McFarlane's Family Guy. It's either the vulgar low-brow humour that I hope only pubescent boys find funny, or it picks on society's minorities in a pathetic attempt toUnfortunately Ted 2 mostly relies on a similar sort of comedy seen in McFarlane's Family Guy. It's either the vulgar low-brow humour that I hope only pubescent boys find funny, or it picks on society's minorities in a pathetic attempt to generate the slightest chuckle. The only two black characters in the film have the personality of 'stupid' or 'sassy', whilst homosexuals are also ridiculed in a court sequence. Another scene involves jokes about 9/11 and the Charlie Hebdo shootings. During these moments, I honestly felt ashamed to be in the cinema.
Similar to Family Guy, there are few laughs here and there, but this number is totally unproportionate to Ted 2's length, which in actuality felt like double the near 2-hour run time. Perhaps this is a result of the erratic pacing or detestable characters, both of which overshadow the heart-warming note the narrative attempts to end on.
I am embarrassed to admit I saw Ted 2 on the big screen, and if I ever need another reason to avoid McFarlane's "comedies", then the existence of this film is it.… Expand

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BananaReviewsJun 19, 2016

Um dos piores filmes que já vi,humor fraco e MUITO entediante,o primeiro foi claramente superior,o filme é pura enrolação pro enredo demorar duas horas e com uma direção de merda

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James_HillJun 25, 2016

I started watching this movie and I had to check if I just put in the
wrong DVD and was just watching Ted 1. I wasn't, though I am a huge fan
of Seth MacFarlane's work, this was just unimpressive. It felt like 2 hours of a well animatedI started watching this movie and I had to check if I just put in the
wrong DVD and was just watching Ted 1. I wasn't, though I am a huge fan
of Seth MacFarlane's work, this was just unimpressive. It felt like 2
hours of a well animated bad episode of family guy. It had its moments,
but I certainly expected more. I do not recommend watching this movie.… Expand

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BARRKKKOct 9, 2016

Mala, simplemente mala, no aporta absolutamente nada al genero, totalmente innecesaria, y no se la recominendo a nadie, es predecible, aburrida y cliche, es una comedia romantica muy muy aburrida

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FilipeNetoJun 12, 2018

After the good box-office performance of "Ted", this sequel was already predictable. It is especially recommended to those who liked the first film and especially advised against all people whose good sense and good taste prevented them fromAfter the good box-office performance of "Ted", this sequel was already predictable. It is especially recommended to those who liked the first film and especially advised against all people whose good sense and good taste prevented them from properly enjoying it. The film brings nothing new, just continuing the story of the obscene and rude teddy bear that shone in the initial film. Unfortunately, the manners and behavior of the creature have in no way improved, continuing to be the perfect mirror of a generation of teenagers with no prospects of life, no education, no manners and obsessed with everything that has to do with sex, alcohol or induce hallucinogenic states. The film is supposed to be a comedy but, viewed from this perspective, it takes on tragic and deeply unhappy contours. But I'm not surprised. I was not expecting Seth MacFarlane, a man who likes to make movies and serials with offensive and provocative humor, had suddenly turned into an Amish or something like that. But I remain in doubt whether the art of cinema needed another junk-film for its vast collection. In any case, the film has an advantage (the only one): as a social critic, it allows us all to think whether we want to be equal or better than that bear, and allows me (and others like me) to write texts like this.… Expand

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djniceyJul 10, 2015

Its 115 minutes, and about 100 minutes too long. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the film, the rest is just boring filler. This film felt like it was longer than all the Hobbit movies put together, it really drags on and on and on.Its 115 minutes, and about 100 minutes too long. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the film, the rest is just boring filler. This film felt like it was longer than all the Hobbit movies put together, it really drags on and on and on. Its got one really funny moment and that's it, the first one was funny and novel, this one sucks, the cast is wooden, Amanda Seyfried cant do humour and she has zero chemistry with Mark Wahlberg, it just doesn't work.

Watch the trailer and dont waste your money on this junk.… Expand

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