Universal Pictures | Release Date: June 26, 2015
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tropicAcesJun 26, 2015
It's moderately funny (one scene where John and Ted yelled off-color suggestions at an improv group had me in tears), but it's also horribly paced. This thing drags, and by the final 20 minutes I was getting anxious for it to be over. There'sIt's moderately funny (one scene where John and Ted yelled off-color suggestions at an improv group had me in tears), but it's also horribly paced. This thing drags, and by the final 20 minutes I was getting anxious for it to be over. There's not a review in the world that will change your mind on whether or not you were going to see this, but if you do go see TED 2, just know what you're walking into: a lazily constructed film with some laughs. Nothing more, nothing less. Expand
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SuperNaivJul 1, 2015
It feels like I am watching "Family Guy", on steroids. Don't get me wrong, I like Family Guy. But watching a whole movie based on Family Guy jokes is just too much to digest. It's tiresome at times and jokes are not that funny at all.
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grandpajoe6191Aug 25, 2015
"Ted 2" definitely has the 'Family Guy'-esque humor and charm Seth McFarlane offers; however, the movie is really a solid carbon copy of the original movie "Ted" and to be honest, once of Seth McFarlane is enough.
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JacobJul 12, 2015
Ted 2 has the quality of current Family Guy episodes. The film lacks any heartwarming story and interesting relationships with most of the entertainment coming from the random scenes and cutaway gags that have little to do with the story.Ted 2 has the quality of current Family Guy episodes. The film lacks any heartwarming story and interesting relationships with most of the entertainment coming from the random scenes and cutaway gags that have little to do with the story. From a logical standpoint this film is nothing lacking any direction or heart as opposed to the first one and people who hate this trend on Family Guy will likely be turned off by the film. Looking at the film from that perspective would’ve earned this film a 4. Movies aren’t just looked at through some cold mechanical process and given objective scores movies reviews are also based on emotion. Everything wrong with this movie made it entertaining. The laughter not only came from the absurd cutaway gags but how nuts Seth McFarlene went with this movie creating what will probably be for me this year’s guilty pleasure. It was horribly made but unlike Hot Tub Time Machine 2 it was laughably bad and there are some people who enjoy McFarlene’s style such as the group of teenage boys sitting next to me and my Father who I saw the film with. Expand
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intuitivejohnJul 9, 2015
There are good movies...there are bad movies...and there are dull movies that offer a few laughs here and there to keep you from walking out...but basically disappointing.

Ted 2 is that kind of movie. The first one was full of
There are good movies...there are bad movies...and there are dull movies that offer a few laughs here and there to keep you from walking out...but basically disappointing.

Ted 2 is that kind of movie.

The first one was full of surprises. Laugh a minute.

This is a dull rehash of the characters. Over 1/2 the movie is spent trying to be straight and serious when it should have retained it's raunchy ride.

Maybe 5 big laughs. They were big. But not the dozens like the first movie.

Weak. Ineffectual. Dull. Stupid without relief.
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NatT96Aug 13, 2015
Humor wise, it worked the first film, but now the comedy is totally hit and miss. I was able to slightly chuckle at most of Ted's jokes, but they were not enough to hold the film up overall. To be honest Seth McFarland's jokes as spoken byHumor wise, it worked the first film, but now the comedy is totally hit and miss. I was able to slightly chuckle at most of Ted's jokes, but they were not enough to hold the film up overall. To be honest Seth McFarland's jokes as spoken by Ted are not the best, now they were funny to an extent, but it seems like jokes you would find from an new episode of Family Guy, understandable but not that funny or memorable. Expand
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Th3GreenHorne7Dec 19, 2015
Watching Ted 2 shows that it way beyond the point of no return in becoming a film that makes any sense, is that a bad thing? Absolutely not, besides that's what makes it different. But Ted 2, Directed by Seth MacFarlane, Starring MarkWatching Ted 2 shows that it way beyond the point of no return in becoming a film that makes any sense, is that a bad thing? Absolutely not, besides that's what makes it different. But Ted 2, Directed by Seth MacFarlane, Starring Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, and Morgan Freeman. In my opinion, what makes this film great is the performances of the cast, the unbelievably random ass humor, and the fact that it is a worthy sequel to the first film. Now, I could not stop laughing while watching Ted 2, there would always be a joke hiding somewhere, and when you least expect it, that joke comes out and it is so random that it would trigger another joke, and then another joke, and so on and so forth. The film also had a very good running joke that I didn't even expect the first time, it was when any of the characters would use their phone or a computer to search something up it would show, "Did you mean Black Cocks?", and every time that happened I burst into laughter. The performances of the cast was great, even the cameos were random, I mean we got Liam Neeson buying a box of Trix and asking Ted if it was weird that he was buying cereal meant for kids, David Hasselhoff crying on stage while talking about Knight Rider, Tom Brady freaking out after Johnny and Ted were in his house to jack him off for is sperm, Jay Leno being a gay guy who has sex in a bathroom in bar when everyone finds out that he had been doing just that, and so many others. The structure of the film was no different to the first film but it did improve. I am definitely looking forward to what Seth Macfarlane has in store for television, and movie goers next, cause Ted 2 will be pretty hard to beat because it is one of the best comedy films in 2015. Expand
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AingxJul 6, 2015
I LOVED the first movie, but Ted 2 is worse than the Dumb and Dumber sequel. I didn't even think that was possible...

It was horribly paced, reused old jokes in a bad way, wasted time with a flashy dance number intro and then a horribly
I LOVED the first movie, but Ted 2 is worse than the Dumb and Dumber sequel. I didn't even think that was possible...

It was horribly paced, reused old jokes in a bad way, wasted time with a flashy dance number intro and then a horribly lip-synced guitar sing-along. Granted, there WERE funny moments, but not enough to warrant sitting through it in the theater.

Wait for a rental...
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GrumpyDanJul 11, 2015
Ted,” the dirty-talking-teddy-bear hit of 2012, was packed with a sufficient number of outrageous belly laughs that it was easy to let pass the fact that there wasn’t much of a movie underneath those laughs. Or, as I put it when I reviewedTed,” the dirty-talking-teddy-bear hit of 2012, was packed with a sufficient number of outrageous belly laughs that it was easy to let pass the fact that there wasn’t much of a movie underneath those laughs. Or, as I put it when I reviewed the first picture for another website, with such enthusiasm that I actually gave it three-and-a-half stars (I’d adjust that to an even three if I could turn back time), “it really is not quite so different than that of a standard romantic comedy in which a stand-up but somewhat immature guy has to fight off his lesser angels, largely embodied in a slackerish best-friend character, so as to become The Man (and Husband) he was Meant To Be.” “Man” being Mark Wahlberg’s John; “slackerish best friend” being the dirty-talking teddy bear, Ted, and eventual bride of man being Mila Kunis, who as it turned out showed plenty of good sense in not coming back for the sequel.

With John now divorced and porn-addicted, it’s up to exceptionally vulgar Ted to take up the storyline slack. “Ted 2” begins with the bear, who could use a wash beyond soaping up his mouth, marrying former-good-time hottie Tami-Lynn at a wedding officiated by Sam Jones of “Flash Gordon” fame. (There’s a lot of recycling from the first film here.) Soon their domestic bliss goes south, and the couple enact a quasi-parody of the “Raging Bull” “you bother me about a steak” scene, which is rather queasily unfunny because the De Niro part is being played by a stuffed teddy bear rather than in spite of it.

Aside from race jokes, “Ted 2” offers a nearly staggering number of weed jokes, a couple of which are mildly funny, or at least funnier than the rape jokes. Then there are the gay panic jokes, the racial gay panic jokes, the celebrity cameo jokes, and long stretches of no jokes, oddly enough, stretches in which the creepy kidnapping subplot of the first film is recycled, and works much less well than it did in the first film, where it didn’t quite work but, you know, the jokes were funnier. And so it goes.

While the first film offered, by my casual recollection, almost two dozen belly laughs, this one barely registers four. The mean spiritedness oozes beyond the racial stuff and reaches fuller flower at the movie’s climax, which is set at a comic geek convention, and yes, consider the possibilities. All aspiration to actual humor is set aside in favor of a hammering insistence on the sub-human qualities of fanboys, cosplayers and so on. It starts to get numbing after a while. Acridness combined with ineffective humor is a bad mix, and whatever goodwill the movie scored based on sentimental value or the few effective jokes in the front end is entirely spent by the end credits. I suspect it’s going to be quite a while before we see a “Ted 3.”
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kyriakoschatzJul 18, 2015
Excellent movie just in a sequel please use less sexual content and references.
I don't have to write any more comments the movie was perfect I saw it in the Village Cinemas @ The Mall!
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mikemacAug 25, 2015
if you have seen the first one that should be enough, the first one was much better and this one couldn't seem to go in a new direction basically almost copied the original, i would recommend wait until it is released or wait for it on tv
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SirDimitris27Oct 21, 2015
This movie has no limits with its jokes. Its jokes are nasty, sexists, misogynistic, imposingly gay friendly but yet makes you laugh without offending these category of people. I could not stop laughing since the movie started and I keptThis movie has no limits with its jokes. Its jokes are nasty, sexists, misogynistic, imposingly gay friendly but yet makes you laugh without offending these category of people. I could not stop laughing since the movie started and I kept laughing even after the movie finished. Expand
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Viper8787Jun 27, 2015
Not nearly funny as the first. There is still lots of laugh out loud moments in this movie but not nearly enough to make it a classic comedy movie. You will laugh in this movie but there are many time throughout that there aren't any jokesNot nearly funny as the first. There is still lots of laugh out loud moments in this movie but not nearly enough to make it a classic comedy movie. You will laugh in this movie but there are many time throughout that there aren't any jokes happening and the storyline is just lacking. This makes some parts of the movie boring. There is also a lot of predictable scenes that you can see coming from a mile away which takes out from thee overall enjoyment of this movie. Expand
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LamontRaymondJul 3, 2015
The only real problem with the film is that it's 20 - 30 minutes too long. It's more endearing than the first, and it made me laugh out loud on several occasions. Absolutely worth seeing during this rough time of year for movies.
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MattBrady99Jun 30, 2015
Thunder buddies for life.

The story is about Ted and Tami-Lynn are married and the next step is having a baby but Ted can't be legally regarded as a parent unless he can prove his is "human" in a court of law. Now looking back on the
Thunder buddies for life.

The story is about Ted and Tami-Lynn are married and the next step is having a baby but Ted can't be legally regarded as a parent unless he can prove his is "human" in a court of law.

Now looking back on the first Ted movie I got say I changed my mind on it a bit and what I mean is that it wasn't as great as I remembered it to be, but I still think it's decent enough to give it a pass as a comedy and a film. But then I heard news about a squeal in the works and then I heard that Amanda Seyfried, Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson was in the film and that alone give me a little interest in the movie just by that movie news. I wasn't jumping for excitement for this movie as I the movie didn't look anything special, just squeal bait.

Now after seeing Ted 2 I'm not very impressed of what I watched, actually this movie is pretty bloated for it's own good.

What I liked in the first Ted movie is the chemistry between Mark Wahlberg and the character Ted. They back and forward humor really worked if you would believe it, I mean a pot smoking talking teddy bear hanging around with Elliot Moore from The Happening would actually work is just beyond this world. And here they chemistry is still good just like in the first movie.

The movie did make me laugh a couple of times as that's mainly Wahlberg and Seth chemistry in the movie and some other stuff that's only a small little nod to a film or TV and it was funny at first until late on where they stretched out the joke to the point were it got really old and really stale very fast. But I do think this movie is way better then Seth MacFarlane last movie A Million Way to Die in the West as that movie didn't even try and was pretty forgettable, I mean it's been a year since that movie came out and I forgotten pretty much all of it.

What really surprise me is how messy the movie is and the movie doesn't know what it wants to be, because these three different things going on in this movie like Ted is trying to prove that he's a human because him and he's wife want a baby but Ted needs to prove he's human so he can be legally parent (Yeah I know it doesn't make any sense, just go for it for now) oh and these a road trip in the movie and remember that stalker in the first Ted movie that kidnapped Ted well he's back in this movie. That's the whole movie of Ted 2 for you. Oh one last thing, Ted 2 is kind of the same as the first, I wish I can go into details of that but that would be spoiling it for some people who may have interest of seeing this movie and I'm being nice here and won't be spoiling anything.

Before seeing this movie I thought that Amanda Seyfried wasn't going to do anything great, I thought that she was just filling it in for the money, but I got to say that she was pretty good in the movie. She actually did something with the story and didn't feel like a background character. She was Wahlberg worked really well with each other and Ted as well. Same thing with Morgan Freeman.

Overall Ted 2 isn't all that great to me. As I said before about a billion of times by now you may disagree and like the movie and completely overall on what I said, again that's fine that's cool, enjoy what you enjoy, but I'm sticking what I put down and it won't change anytime soon.
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imthenoobJun 29, 2015
The story is no where near as good as the original, It definitely drags on a lot and doesn't have much in terms of content. The trailer spoiled a lot of the film's funny moments. I had no real burst out laughing moment, aside from a smallThe story is no where near as good as the original, It definitely drags on a lot and doesn't have much in terms of content. The trailer spoiled a lot of the film's funny moments. I had no real burst out laughing moment, aside from a small chuckle or two, until the scene with the improve group, That was really the only real funny scene of the film. Even a 1/3 of the way into I couldn't wait for it to end. It simply doesn't live up even slightly to the first film. I really hope they let it die and don't make a third. Expand
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busbfranJul 3, 2015
Unoriginal story telling and mediocre comedy, ted 2 is nothing but a rehash of the previous title that uses the same formula that generally everyone is tired of. Ted 2 struggles to entertain even the basic audience for the lengthy screening.
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hotfromcauldronJun 27, 2015
In this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts of
In this second coming of Ted, he can’t, cause he’s built like a Ken-doll- but - hey
that doesn’t stop him from a little beastility. Seth Macfarland plays to the teenage boy under the covers
with a flashlight skipping to the dirty parts of Tropic of Cancer- but that only lasts twenty minutes- not two hours. And John is back as his pot clouded bff - the jerk. No really now he’s either
the jerk off-er or the jerk-ee in an attempt to save Ted’s marriage with a child.
In a desperate effort to drum up box office Walhberg was cruder than the movie on his publicity tour.
He told daytime audiences of the View he kept his infamous penis in a safe. Then dropped f-bombs on the Tonight Show that mortified Fallon. But we understand. I mean Entourage was only a few weeks ago.
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jlmnJun 29, 2015
Seven letters - P.A.I.N.F.U.L. Are we sure that a homonal teenage boy didn't write this movie? There were a (very) few truly funny moments but to turn this into a touchy feely civil rights movie - give me a break. This one actualy hurt.
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DiogoBrancoJun 29, 2015
Ted 2 follows the same structure as the first movie, it basically starts of all nice and happy to later become more tense, most of it is very predictable which ends up diminishing the joy of watching it, though it has it´s glimpses of reallyTed 2 follows the same structure as the first movie, it basically starts of all nice and happy to later become more tense, most of it is very predictable which ends up diminishing the joy of watching it, though it has it´s glimpses of really funny comedy Ted 2 bores us with childish and easy humor, it´s over-focus on drug jokes and sort doesn´t feel very comfortable.
Overall Ted 2 actually surprised me, being a little bit better of what I was expecting. It´s a watchable movie, the acting is good and you can certainly have fun watching it though it fails to deliver a worthy sequel.
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dpaudiophileJun 27, 2015
even if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarlandeven if the first ted was a 5/10 (which would be giving it more credit that it deserved) then this monstrosity of a movie is a negative 10. I couldn't take more than 12 minutes before I left the theater and got my money back. Seth Macfarland is satan reincarnated. Expand
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AaronDWassermanJun 26, 2015
I just returned from the theater and I have not been in a theater and laughed so much with other people since the first Ted. This movie is great! as a comedy sequel and on its own! I had such a fun time watching this! seriously it's great!I just returned from the theater and I have not been in a theater and laughed so much with other people since the first Ted. This movie is great! as a comedy sequel and on its own! I had such a fun time watching this! seriously it's great! Seth is a comedic genius, I am a huge fan of his. One of the funniest and talented person out there. If you want a fun experience I urge you to watch Ted 2. Expand
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TheoWilliamJun 26, 2015
If you enjoy seth macfarlanes films by all means go and watch it. do not expect a lot though. Ted 2 is basically the reason why people hate sequels. I was really excited for it but in the end I left with one thought "meh" . And well yeahIf you enjoy seth macfarlanes films by all means go and watch it. do not expect a lot though. Ted 2 is basically the reason why people hate sequels. I was really excited for it but in the end I left with one thought "meh" . And well yeah hopefully they will stop making sequels to comedies. Ted 2 has its Seth humor but just like hangover 2 it actually really started to feel like the exact same movie as the first as it neared to the end. It felt like they really were running out of ideas. But anyway it's better that terminator by far. Expand
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kussygonzalezJun 27, 2015
Seth MacFarlane should be embarrassed by this train wreck. It's a cross between a live-action Family Guy episode and any movie starring Jennifer Garner. Terrible. Give it six months before it's on TBS every weekend to see this Garbage.
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Ozzy0071Jan 6, 2016
This film was very fun to watch. It built upon the question I had about the first film, "How can a teddy bear get married?"
Usually, I don't like films like these. Movies with sex, drugs and swearing don't appeal to me a great deal. Borat,
This film was very fun to watch. It built upon the question I had about the first film, "How can a teddy bear get married?"
Usually, I don't like films like these. Movies with sex, drugs and swearing don't appeal to me a great deal. Borat, for example, absolutely disgusted me. I did, however, like the first film. I found it original and hilarious.
This film has improved it in every way.

Aside from a few... odd scenes every now and then, Ted 2 was a very, very good film. As a fairly innocent minded person, occasionally I struggled to figure out what was going on, but towards the end of the film - the humour softened a little from lots of sex things to actual genuine hilarity. The second part of the film is easily better than the first. Ted 2 is a must-watch for fans of the first film.
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Costs1129Jul 10, 2015
It seems as though the writers are completely out of touch. The gags were old and played out. It felt like watching 100 straight hours of family guy. That is, the longer you watch the more you see through the movie's randomness and realizeIt seems as though the writers are completely out of touch. The gags were old and played out. It felt like watching 100 straight hours of family guy. That is, the longer you watch the more you see through the movie's randomness and realize there is no real humor, no irony, no scope, no originality. The whole thing feels lazy. Its self-righteousness also detracts from the attempted humor and makes you wonder if they were trying to be serious or funny, because they failed to be either. Expand
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NerdConsultantJul 9, 2015
Ted 2 was much funnier than i expected it to be and had several moments that made me laugh it's not as funny as the original but it's certainly not as bad as many of the critics have made it out to be. Mark Walhberg and Seth McFalren haveTed 2 was much funnier than i expected it to be and had several moments that made me laugh it's not as funny as the original but it's certainly not as bad as many of the critics have made it out to be. Mark Walhberg and Seth McFalren have excellent on screen chemistry still and many of the other cast members really have a good material to work with. not all the gags hit and some have the tendency to repeat once too often as well as seeming like rejected family guy cutaways. but if you want a film that will make you laugh and you liked the original this will work for you Expand
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michael1208Jun 28, 2015
Seth MacFarlene continues to tell a formulaic story maintaining the offensive, disgusting and ridiculous style of fun from the first Ted but choosing to legalise Ted as the main plot has drastically reduced the opportunity to present moreSeth MacFarlene continues to tell a formulaic story maintaining the offensive, disgusting and ridiculous style of fun from the first Ted but choosing to legalise Ted as the main plot has drastically reduced the opportunity to present more jokes in a creative way, causing the film turns out to be slightly long and less funny. However, the story progresses in an organised structure, allowing plenty characters development with some surprise cameos appearance - Liam Neeson, Jimmy Kimmel and Morgan Freeman. The expression and movement of CGI-created Ted is still perfectly crafted just like he is truly exist as in first film, the chemistry between Wahlberg and Ted is still strong but the romance in between other characters is rather weak, the performance of all the main casts are good even the new comer Amanda Seyfried just fits well as part of the film. Without much difference from its predecessor, the sequel might not offer any fresh theme but its lightheartedly fun and surprisingly emotional ending is still worth to enjoy at the big screens. Expand
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tjman09Jul 1, 2015
Ted 2 is funny at times, but there's not enough humor to compensate for the numerous flaws of the movie. If you liked the first Ted, you'll definitely laugh at this film a few times, but the movie has far too many jokes that fail, for longTed 2 is funny at times, but there's not enough humor to compensate for the numerous flaws of the movie. If you liked the first Ted, you'll definitely laugh at this film a few times, but the movie has far too many jokes that fail, for long stretches. Many of the jokes that fail are reiterated multiple times, and some of the other jokes are just plain not funny. Another aspect is that so much of Ted 2 is spent either talking about or copying other movies that very little of it is actually original. It goes without saying, the film's not very intelligent, despite it's moments, and that illustrates the most obvious flaw of this film. The film is tonally and narratively erratic, one moment the film's silly, the next it's really dark, and the plot runs like an extended episode of family guy. So in essence the film is funny, but only for spurts and during the spurts when the film's not funny, the film is all over the place. Expand
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MattaCriticJul 27, 2015
I personally believe that the critics (of whom gave Ted 2 a negative score) are very wrong. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and would even go as far to say that it was better than the first. Firstly, the casting was absolutely excellent. TheI personally believe that the critics (of whom gave Ted 2 a negative score) are very wrong. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and would even go as far to say that it was better than the first. Firstly, the casting was absolutely excellent. The instrinsic brother-like chemistry between John and Ted still exists strongly, while Amanda Seyfried was a wonderful addition to the cast, with her character really adding to the charm, hilarity, and, once again, chemistry of the characters. There was not a moment where I found myself bored, or uninterested. There was constantly something going on that kept me eagerly watching! I laughed a lot, I felt upset, and I felt excited. I felt an array of emotions. Any movie that does this simply could not sieze to be good! The plot was very meaningful, involving the pursuit of Ted's human rights - something we can relate to our world. This movie makes you feel good and does not stop at any length to entertain you. Nothing was dragged out too long, no part of the movie felt unnecessary or stupid and none of it was overly predictable.

Go and watch this movie if you enjoyed the last one. You'll be impressed. Haven't watched Ted before? That doesn't matter - you can jump right into it without any problems. This is a movie that has got the balance right with every element; it is one of the best movies I've seen in a while!
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AaronWasserman1Mar 26, 2016
There is no reason for this film to get hate, it has so many funny moments and it delivers. I had such a fun time at the movies, I always have been a big Seth MacFarlane fan.
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displeasedJul 2, 2015
Why do you people keep watching Macfarlane's junk. He used up all his jokes 10 years ago. He only had a handful to begin with, and now he fills in the gaps with vague threats and gets away with anything by saying "I did it on purpose b-cuzWhy do you people keep watching Macfarlane's junk. He used up all his jokes 10 years ago. He only had a handful to begin with, and now he fills in the gaps with vague threats and gets away with anything by saying "I did it on purpose b-cuz I'm a genius." He only gets fans by over-powering / traumatizing the weak-willed. Fearful, self-denigrating people who need a parent-figure to tell them what to do and what to think, and to chastise them when they're naughty Expand
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TheDude-Jun 26, 2015
Ted 2 is hilarious with a cast that has extremely great chemistry and gags that are crude but are gut bustlingly funny my only issues are the ending is very convoluted and 3 jokes in the film were from family guy.
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killab1984Jun 26, 2015
Its ted 2.0 same as the first movie (not like thats a bad thing) has a few down parts for story building other than that super funny. If your a fam guy/ mcfarlene fan its a must see
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TVJerryJun 30, 2015
This sequel starts with the talking teddy getting married and his best friend (Mark Wahlberg) down in the dumps. When they're riffing thru their irreverent gags (bodily functions, racial and sexual jibes, liberal four-letters), it's plentyThis sequel starts with the talking teddy getting married and his best friend (Mark Wahlberg) down in the dumps. When they're riffing thru their irreverent gags (bodily functions, racial and sexual jibes, liberal four-letters), it's plenty funny. Unfortunately, the plot revolves around Ted's fight to be legally recognized as a human, which pulls things in a more serious and less amusing direction. There's still a cheeky energy throughout, but fewer of the jokes are original and land a laff. NOTE: Stay thru the credits to see the outcome of an earlier cameo. Expand
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theofficeJun 28, 2015
Ted 2 is better than Ted 1. This movie uses more situational approaches to comedy and far less 1 liners than the prior. However it still relies far too heavily on sex and drug jokes which makes it low brow at best. I still laughed, don't getTed 2 is better than Ted 1. This movie uses more situational approaches to comedy and far less 1 liners than the prior. However it still relies far too heavily on sex and drug jokes which makes it low brow at best. I still laughed, don't get me wrong, but you feel kinda bad laughing because it's just "wrong" I guess. Comedies in the past just didn't have to rely on those types of jokes for humor. The saving grace was, believe it or not, the story which had some funny aspects and was much better than the first. The movie though was too long at 2 hrs run time. Expand
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MattyiceJun 26, 2015
Ted 2 doesn't match the quality or story of the original, some older jokes are overused, and the cameos are overused, but Ted 2 still had enough jokes to make me laugh. John and Ted's chemistry is fantastic and Amanda Seyfried's Sam is okay,Ted 2 doesn't match the quality or story of the original, some older jokes are overused, and the cameos are overused, but Ted 2 still had enough jokes to make me laugh. John and Ted's chemistry is fantastic and Amanda Seyfried's Sam is okay, but not as good as Mila Kunis' Lori. Ted 2 is a fine comedy, much better than A Million Ways to Die in the West, but worse than the original Ted. Expand
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kuehnauDec 15, 2015
Anyone who says this movie is terrible is a real stupid beach. Let me tell you, people hate this movie for one reason and one reason only; it has somehow become considered socially cool to hate on seth macfarlane.

I mean, it's not like
Anyone who says this movie is terrible is a real stupid beach. Let me tell you, people hate this movie for one reason and one reason only; it has somehow become considered socially cool to hate on seth macfarlane.

I mean, it's not like most people go walking into Ted 2, unaware of the first film, or expecting something different. I pray to Satan, please let lighting come and strike down the haters.
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ThegodfathersonJun 28, 2015
Seth MacFarlane movies. Love them or hate them. Ted 2 sort of comes in the middle. Yes, it was packed with laughs and it was certainly a good time, but when you look at it from a MOVIE standpoint, MacFarlane's nuts comedy turns sour. Say whatSeth MacFarlane movies. Love them or hate them. Ted 2 sort of comes in the middle. Yes, it was packed with laughs and it was certainly a good time, but when you look at it from a MOVIE standpoint, MacFarlane's nuts comedy turns sour. Say what you want about A Million Ways To Die In The West, but I thought that it was innovative and funny, but not a good movie. Same happens with Ted 2, the highly awaited sequel to the monstrous 2012 blockbuster comedy. Also, Seth MacFarlane's sweet tooth for misplaced musical numbers makes its way to the final finished movie. I really think that MacFarlane's team could have spent more time with Ted 2, to make it even better than its predecessor. Well, too bad. Copied spoofs for Family Guy, tiring cameos and horrible pacing are just some of the problems with this movie. Ted 2 is more of the same, which is good for some movies, but I think that we wanted something fresh and new rather than a flimsy cast with a few adjustments and a wafer thin script. But, the chemistry between Johnny and Ted is electrifying. And, Amanda Seyfried is decent too. But, Marky Mark is TOTTALY lifeless. Overall, Ted 2 is popcorn entertainment for the people who just want a good laugh, other than that it is a painfully mediocre sequel to a movie that mesmerized me. Expand
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BigDegs29Jul 6, 2015
It's not structured like most movies; it seems to have several climaxes and tapering off periods. But still a very enjoyable movie. Not sure why critics were so hard on it. It's definitely the funniest movie I've seen this year. BetterIt's not structured like most movies; it seems to have several climaxes and tapering off periods. But still a very enjoyable movie. Not sure why critics were so hard on it. It's definitely the funniest movie I've seen this year. Better than the first one.

Not once did I find the pace too slow as others have said. Having a good pace doesn't mean that the whole movie should be a headlong rush. You need to sprinkle in some down time. And that's what they do.

Also, for once, the cameos in this movie were spot on!
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FilmPhonicJul 8, 2015
Let’s preface this review by saying that if you’re not a fan of Seth MacFarlane’s irreverent and sometimes puerile comedy then please stay away from this film, it’s unapologetic nature may be repetitive and offensive for those with aLet’s preface this review by saying that if you’re not a fan of Seth MacFarlane’s irreverent and sometimes puerile comedy then please stay away from this film, it’s unapologetic nature may be repetitive and offensive for those with a sensitive disposition and it’s just not for you.

In this somewhat rare instance we’re happy to defy the critical consensus and declare that ‘Ted 2′ is equal if not superior to the original and a couple of hours of outrageous fun, particularly if like us you’re prone to thinking in Film and pop-culture references.

Sure the novelty of a potty-mouthed, working-class talking Boston teddy bear is lost in a sequel… and yes the plot is a bit fanciful, plus the tone of the film fluctuates constantly with slower scenes that are brief attempts at emotional content.

But the bubble of pomposity and sentimentality is quickly burst by a combination of physical comedy, Movie references and outrageous sociocultural humour, plus a lot of swearing of course and if you’re uncomfortable with Ted’s plight being likened to America’s history of slavery and civil rights struggles, that’s the point!

MacFarlane’s voice and comic sensibilities are of course the star of the show but Mark Wahlberg holds his own and Amanda Seyfried slots into the dynamic seamlessly while seeming to revel in it.

The Bottom Line…
While no comedy classic and lacking in real depth, ‘Ted 2′ is an undeniably funny film and does a good job of capturing Seth MacFarlane’s brand of hilariously inappropriate and culturally perceptive comedy, prepare to be offended but don’t worry, it’s an offence that shouldn’t cut deep.
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MadMaxFuryRoadJul 13, 2015
This movie is pretty funny. Not awesome or better than the original, just okay. There are some really funny parts, but most of them were in the red band trailer. It was very slow paced, and at the end, I just wanted to leave the theater.
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TisonJun 27, 2015
Critics, open your eyes. This movie is more hilarious than the first one. It had more funny moments and well, there were some emotional moments. If you guys haven't seen it yet, you totally should see it. =)
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silentbutdeadlyJun 26, 2015
If you a a generation X, nerd with a comic book / sci fi streak, your gonna appreciate some of the jokes more than others. It's not the best movie for pace and cinematic excellence, and the many of the critics have panned it for its lack ofIf you a a generation X, nerd with a comic book / sci fi streak, your gonna appreciate some of the jokes more than others. It's not the best movie for pace and cinematic excellence, and the many of the critics have panned it for its lack of class.

But a big F.U. to the critics! If MacFarlane can make a sequel that is just as humorous as the original, make a load of cash and annoy the crap out of some snot nosed, holier-than-thou hollywood pen pushers then good on him.

If your girlfriend appreciates a good dick joke, take her along too.
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VancomycinJun 28, 2015
An equally joyous romp to the original, the directors/animators took the humor to a whole new level by delivering Ted's wordless responses in perfect facial expression form. Laughed until I couldn't breathe several times.
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thebombJun 30, 2015
Personally, I enjoyed Ted 2 more than the first film. The plot is better and so are the jokes. Amanda Seyfried's character is also more conclusive to the plot in comparison to Mila Kunis in the first film.

To make things short, if you are
Personally, I enjoyed Ted 2 more than the first film. The plot is better and so are the jokes. Amanda Seyfried's character is also more conclusive to the plot in comparison to Mila Kunis in the first film.

To make things short, if you are into 'Family guy'/ Seth MacFarlane humour you will love this since Ted 2 has all the comic elements of MacFarlane's works in it. If not, it might still be an enjoyable experience, though a black sense of humour is recommended.
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MarcabianJun 27, 2015
This was the funniest movie I have seen in a very long time. I laughed so hard in the theater I thought I was gonna fall out of the seat. Best comedy of the year by far and I have seen all the big one's. Funnier than Spy or anything else. IfThis was the funniest movie I have seen in a very long time. I laughed so hard in the theater I thought I was gonna fall out of the seat. Best comedy of the year by far and I have seen all the big one's. Funnier than Spy or anything else. If you want to have a great time go see this movie Expand
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TheKavehJJun 26, 2015
Ted 2 isn't as bad as everyone says it is. I thought it was hilarious and much funnier than the first one. It kept me entertained and although some parts were boring, overall I really liked it.
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CountryPetInnJun 27, 2015
Maybe not quite as funny as the first one, but still pretty funny. I love Seth's sense of humor. If you love Family Guy or saw Ted and laugh at his sense of humor, you'll love Ted 2.
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RealMuthaFFeb 13, 2016
Wow, well that was truly disappointing. First of all I want to mention that I have watched the extended cut which adds around 10 minutes more of tediousness (no pun intended), and I honestly would have picked the shorter version had I knownWow, well that was truly disappointing. First of all I want to mention that I have watched the extended cut which adds around 10 minutes more of tediousness (no pun intended), and I honestly would have picked the shorter version had I known how bad and boring this movie is.
To be honest, one could tell that the ride is not going to be a fun one after having to endure the opening credits dance sequence which is strikingly reminiscent of that of the Family Guy, only it is almost 3 minutes long. Clocking at around two hours, the extended Ted 2 is full of exhausting moralizing cliché talks about how the legal system is supposed to treat everyone equally, "protagonists going somewhere" montages (and some other montages, like "protagonists prepare for a court hearing"), unmemorable dialogues, unfunny pot jokes, more unfunny jokes unrelated to pot (an added bonus is Mark Wahlberg covered in fake semen. At least I think that it's fake. Maybe.) and occasionally, about once in 40 minutes, gags that actually provoke some laughter. And those gags are not nearly hilarious enough to justify sitting through all the monotony in between.
I truly liked the first Ted. I found "A million ways to die in the west" to be inferior, but still enjoyable. This one, however, dropped the bar so low you can see the rock bottom from here, gotta hope that the trend with Seth MacFarlane's movies' quality turns around. The last line of Ted 2 is "hashtag Sh*t Happens". That is quite ironic, as it is a fairly accurate description of this movie's creation.
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CloppersJun 28, 2015
Pros:
Lots of big name actors
Funnier than Ted 1
Deals with a few relevant topics

Cons:
Awful 5 minute dance intro, like Family Guy has but longer
They brought Donny back, and the story is much worse
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GarianJul 13, 2015
Seth Macfarlane isn't trying to please everyone and give people an unforgettable experience, he's simply trying to make people with a good sense of humour have a laugh, and to make miserable bastards feel like they've wasted their money.
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KeeOneJul 1, 2015
Honestly Ted 1 for me was a 7/10. It was something new and unique and it definitely stood out. In Ted 2 there is an actual story line where the prequel kind of didn't. Ted is fighting for his own rights and wants a baby like any ordinaryHonestly Ted 1 for me was a 7/10. It was something new and unique and it definitely stood out. In Ted 2 there is an actual story line where the prequel kind of didn't. Ted is fighting for his own rights and wants a baby like any ordinary human being out there and although it sounds ridiculous, its very down to earth in how our society works out. Therefore there's actually a conflict needed to be solved while the first film was literally rated r comedy drama all over the place. Ted 2 in my opinion makes a good sequel and the new actress who is Ted's lawyer and Mark's new gf is a better replacement and her presence felt more needed compare to Mila Kunis from the first film. Ted 2 is a worthy sequel which beats the prequel by 1 point in general. The only thing that Ted 1 beats over Ted 2 is probably no fight scene against Ted and Mark and the jokes are abit toned down compare to the original. Regardless, this film is a 7.5/10 but i'll give it a 8/10. Most people wont agree with me but honestly this movie knows to not take itself seriously and the viewers should know this movie is about a Teddy Bear as a protagonist so shouldn't expect alot but Seth Mcfarlane jokes and stuff. Expand
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moviemitch96Jul 7, 2015
While it's nowhere as unique as the first film, it still has its humorous moments and managed to keep a smile on my face for a majority of it. Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane once again make for a hilarious duo and are surprisingly able toWhile it's nowhere as unique as the first film, it still has its humorous moments and managed to keep a smile on my face for a majority of it. Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane once again make for a hilarious duo and are surprisingly able to come up with some fresh jokes and humor that doesn't grow too tiresome (at least for me it didn't.) Overall, if you're a fan of or simply enjoyed the first film, you'll likely enjoy this one as well. Expand
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oDjentoJul 9, 2015
Ted 2 delivers the same quality laughs as the original film and some even more hysterical scenes than the first but still does not beat its predecessor. The films pacing of jokes is not as consistent as the first film which is one of theTed 2 delivers the same quality laughs as the original film and some even more hysterical scenes than the first but still does not beat its predecessor. The films pacing of jokes is not as consistent as the first film which is one of the reasons the first Ted was such a smash hit; it was constant laughter. This film peaks at points and drops in others so the film fluctuates in comedy throughout, but nevertheless the majority of scenes on screen are hilarious.
One thing I did notice about this film was that the comedic writing had been altered even more towards a family guy style of writing. Whereas the first Ted was more of a continuous progression of the story with its comedy, Ted 2 brings in the addition of having references warrant itself a flashback of sorts, something that is a prominent feature of Family Guy.
The comedy writing is just as strong and even more surreal than the first – even though the prospect of a talking teddy bear is surreal enough already. With a more varied variety of jokes some jokes will appeal to all and others a certain fan base/minority of people.
However, if you know Seth Macfarlane you can be sure plenty of the comedy in this movie is controversial and offensive, which is half the reason we love seeing what he does. So basically, if you are easily offended or have too much prejudice over something that you think could be referenced in this movie don’t go see it. For anyone that has a sense of humour, have a blast with this sequel.
Ted 2 delivers itself well, but does not surpass the original. Still, seeing a sequel to the original Ted at this quality makes me perfectly happy to see a Ted 3 if they are wanting to announce one!
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lukechristianscJul 2, 2015
Ted is back as the fail mouth, crude, weed-smoking teddy bear who throws out jokey one liners once again voiced by co-writer/director Seth MacFarlane. The script written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, the script doesn'tTed is back as the fail mouth, crude, weed-smoking teddy bear who throws out jokey one liners once again voiced by co-writer/director Seth MacFarlane. The script written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, the script doesn't shout out "original" like in the first one, yes it does have a good premise just I think the writers could have made another raunchy fairy tale story with Ted in it. Mark Wahlberg and MacFarlane have some on set chemistry, it's hilarious and charming. So Ted (Seth MacFarlane) is married to Tammy-Lynn (Jessica Barth) and Ted wants a baby to save their marriage, but they can't do it because the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. So Ted wants John (Mark Whalberg) and a young lawyer (Amanda Seyfried) and a legendary, civil-rights attorney (Morgan Freeman) to get the justice he deserves. The jokes in the film are gust busting and it's laugh out loud raunchy comedy filled with R-rated humor. Amanda Seyfried was good to she was the third person in the film who had the best jokes; Mark Whalberg was funny as hell and had a great performance. Everyone saying that this film was better than "A Millions ways to die in the west" It was but "a millions ways to die in the west" was funny and it's not MacFarlane's worst film. Grade B+ Expand
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SeanGamerDaysJun 30, 2015
Ted, is not that bad actually, But, it's just some minor cast got missed, because critic argue, whetever Mila Kunis is supposed to be back! But seriously, look stupid, Kunis isn't back, because she got pregnant, & u forced a pregnant women toTed, is not that bad actually, But, it's just some minor cast got missed, because critic argue, whetever Mila Kunis is supposed to be back! But seriously, look stupid, Kunis isn't back, because she got pregnant, & u forced a pregnant women to play this movie? WTF is wrong with you?! Sure, people should think, that Lori & John isn't over like; MacFarlane write; "Lori got pregnant, & John bla-bla-bla". U should look at the title, cause it's focus on the Ted, not the John's u idiot! Expand
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johndoe2014Jul 24, 2017
A couple good jokes. But too too mean and cruel to be funny. I like silly male humor, but this was just two losers who did not know they were losers lashing out at others for perverse pleasure. McFarland needs to write with others who canA couple good jokes. But too too mean and cruel to be funny. I like silly male humor, but this was just two losers who did not know they were losers lashing out at others for perverse pleasure. McFarland needs to write with others who can help him understand how to use his creativity to best use and stop him from himself when he goes into the gutter. Expand
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HaithamBJul 10, 2015
Ted 2 is kinda of the same formula and a lot more Family Guy comical (cartoonish) humor. Despite, the film's jokes and laughs still stand firm and strong.
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ydnar4Jun 29, 2015
Ted 2 was one of the movies I was most excited for in 2015 but also the one I was most worried about. After Seth MacFarlane's funny but weaker effort in A Million Ways to Die in the West I had my doubts about a Ted sequel being strong enoughTed 2 was one of the movies I was most excited for in 2015 but also the one I was most worried about. After Seth MacFarlane's funny but weaker effort in A Million Ways to Die in the West I had my doubts about a Ted sequel being strong enough to be a success. This movie had a lot of pressure on it to perform as well as the original film which in my opinion is the funniest film of this decade. Ted 2 is not as funny as the previous film but it still is very funny and laugh out loud funny in several parts. The chemistry between Mark Wahlberg and Ted is still very much present and the pair are both really funny. Ted is truly the main character of this movie as Mark Wahlberg's character was the focal point in the first movie. Sadly in this film we lose Mila Kunis to pregnancy and she is replaced by Amanda Seyfried who I was not impressed with in A Million Ways to Die in the West but in this movie she was great and she fits in more with Wahlberg and Ted even more than Mila Kunis did. I like the idea of sending Ted to court for this film because it is entirely different than the first movie but as the movie went on I was finding more and more similarities. Ted 2 feels even more like a Family Guy episode. Giovanni Ribisi is back in this movie and I don't think he really needed to be. His character just complicated things and allowed the movie to follow almost the same path the previous movie did. I think that Ted 2 may be the funniest film we get in 2015, but it was not perfect. If MacFarlane decides to do a third Ted I think it is his best interest to take a little more time and do something really fresh with the comedy genre. Expand
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JopitfloJul 7, 2015
Ted 2 is a good sequel for some reasons. First, the acting was good but i see better acting in my life. Second, Ted 2 was really funny a laugh a lot of time during the movie. Those racist,sexist and stupid jokes makes me laugh every time.Ted 2 is a good sequel for some reasons. First, the acting was good but i see better acting in my life. Second, Ted 2 was really funny a laugh a lot of time during the movie. Those racist,sexist and stupid jokes makes me laugh every time. But the twist was predictable and Ted 2 look like the first whit a different story: Same character ( no psychological changes) and Same jokes. If you are a fan of Seth Macfarlane, you need to watch this movie. Expand
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dc203Apr 13, 2016
Unfortunately Ted 2 mostly relies on a similar sort of comedy seen in McFarlane's Family Guy. It's either the vulgar low-brow humour that I hope only pubescent boys find funny, or it picks on society's minorities in a pathetic attempt toUnfortunately Ted 2 mostly relies on a similar sort of comedy seen in McFarlane's Family Guy. It's either the vulgar low-brow humour that I hope only pubescent boys find funny, or it picks on society's minorities in a pathetic attempt to generate the slightest chuckle. The only two black characters in the film have the personality of 'stupid' or 'sassy', whilst homosexuals are also ridiculed in a court sequence. Another scene involves jokes about 9/11 and the Charlie Hebdo shootings. During these moments, I honestly felt ashamed to be in the cinema.
Similar to Family Guy, there are few laughs here and there, but this number is totally unproportionate to Ted 2's length, which in actuality felt like double the near 2-hour run time. Perhaps this is a result of the erratic pacing or detestable characters, both of which overshadow the heart-warming note the narrative attempts to end on.
I am embarrassed to admit I saw Ted 2 on the big screen, and if I ever need another reason to avoid McFarlane's "comedies", then the existence of this film is it.
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roaldkaspersJan 4, 2016
Not as good as the first one in my Opinion but Ted 2 has enough hilarious Moments to keep you interested. This Movie is about a talking Teddybear, who wants a Baby, and nothing will stop him, to get it.
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BananaReviewsJun 19, 2016
Um dos piores filmes que já vi,humor fraco e MUITO entediante,o primeiro foi claramente superior,o filme é pura enrolação pro enredo demorar duas horas e com uma direção de merda
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James_HillJun 25, 2016
I started watching this movie and I had to check if I just put in the
wrong DVD and was just watching Ted 1. I wasn't, though I am a huge fan
of Seth MacFarlane's work, this was just unimpressive. It felt like 2 hours of a well animated
I started watching this movie and I had to check if I just put in the
wrong DVD and was just watching Ted 1. I wasn't, though I am a huge fan
of Seth MacFarlane's work, this was just unimpressive. It felt like 2
hours of a well animated bad episode of family guy. It had its moments,
but I certainly expected more. I do not recommend watching this movie.
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BARRKKKOct 9, 2016
Mala, simplemente mala, no aporta absolutamente nada al genero, totalmente innecesaria, y no se la recominendo a nadie, es predecible, aburrida y cliche, es una comedia romantica muy muy aburrida
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FilipeNetoJun 12, 2018
After the good box-office performance of "Ted", this sequel was already predictable. It is especially recommended to those who liked the first film and especially advised against all people whose good sense and good taste prevented them fromAfter the good box-office performance of "Ted", this sequel was already predictable. It is especially recommended to those who liked the first film and especially advised against all people whose good sense and good taste prevented them from properly enjoying it. The film brings nothing new, just continuing the story of the obscene and rude teddy bear that shone in the initial film. Unfortunately, the manners and behavior of the creature have in no way improved, continuing to be the perfect mirror of a generation of teenagers with no prospects of life, no education, no manners and obsessed with everything that has to do with sex, alcohol or induce hallucinogenic states. The film is supposed to be a comedy but, viewed from this perspective, it takes on tragic and deeply unhappy contours. But I'm not surprised. I was not expecting Seth MacFarlane, a man who likes to make movies and serials with offensive and provocative humor, had suddenly turned into an Amish or something like that. But I remain in doubt whether the art of cinema needed another junk-film for its vast collection. In any case, the film has an advantage (the only one): as a social critic, it allows us all to think whether we want to be equal or better than that bear, and allows me (and others like me) to write texts like this. Expand
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DirigiblePulpJan 31, 2017
Feels too much like an extended episode of Family Guy. I didn't feel that way about the first one. Maybe it's the especially inane plot, but mostly I think it was the style of jokes. They felt lazier.
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martinexSep 12, 2015
I almost listened to the critics and skipped this one. I'm glad I didn't. I found myself laughing out loud more in this one than the first. I guess McFarland's humor is an acquired taste. Consider me hooked. I like everything he does.
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djniceyJul 10, 2015
Its 115 minutes, and about 100 minutes too long. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the film, the rest is just boring filler. This film felt like it was longer than all the Hobbit movies put together, it really drags on and on and on.Its 115 minutes, and about 100 minutes too long. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the film, the rest is just boring filler. This film felt like it was longer than all the Hobbit movies put together, it really drags on and on and on. Its got one really funny moment and that's it, the first one was funny and novel, this one sucks, the cast is wooden, Amanda Seyfried cant do humour and she has zero chemistry with Mark Wahlberg, it just doesn't work.

Watch the trailer and dont waste your money on this junk.
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dharmaJul 17, 2015
Derivative sequel to what is essentially a one of movie. The casts give their best, but at the end of the day, it's just not enough. There may be some laugh out loud jokes, but they're more of the same. The general audience seems to agree,Derivative sequel to what is essentially a one of movie. The casts give their best, but at the end of the day, it's just not enough. There may be some laugh out loud jokes, but they're more of the same. The general audience seems to agree, making this one of Universal's only 'flop' in 2015. Expand
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Bruce722Jul 4, 2015
Ted 2 does exactly what it set out to do. It delivers a bunch of laughs built primarily on crude, in-your-face humor and it doesn't take itself too seriously. Seth MacFarlane proves once again that he has his finger firmly on the pulse of hisTed 2 does exactly what it set out to do. It delivers a bunch of laughs built primarily on crude, in-your-face humor and it doesn't take itself too seriously. Seth MacFarlane proves once again that he has his finger firmly on the pulse of his target demographic because the theater was in stitches throughout most of the film. That being said, a comedy doesn't have to sacrifice cinema in order to deliver laughs. I think the first movie was a prime example of that, as it was a genuinely good movie in addition to being hilarious. Instead, MacFarlane turns this movie into a live-action version of Family Guy. The plot is choppy and it essentially feels like a series of random skits, pieced together to form the semblance of some over-arcing plot. It was easily worth watching because it was hilarious but I expected a quality film closer to that of the first one. Expand
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Tss5078Jul 11, 2015
In 2012, Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, introduced the world to Ted, a talking teddy bear. People thought he was crazy, but the vulgar bear quickly gained a cult following and was a rousing success. The first film was really nothingIn 2012, Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, introduced the world to Ted, a talking teddy bear. People thought he was crazy, but the vulgar bear quickly gained a cult following and was a rousing success. The first film was really nothing more than an introduction to Ted, that showed just how extreme a talking teddy bear could be, but it lacked a real story line, and the jokes quickly got old. That however is not the case with the sequel. In Ted 2, the newlywed bear is not getting along with his wife. To save the marriage, they do what many couple do, and decide to have a baby. After failing to obtain "celebrity" sperm, Ted and Tami-Lynn decide to adopt, but the state has other ideas, as they determine, Ted can't adopted because he's not a person, he is property. From their Ted has to use every means at his disposal to prove he's a real person. This sequel has an interesting story and Seth MacFarlane finally decided to play on his strengths in regards to a film. Instead of these long drawn out jokes that seven people in the world get, he utilizes cutaways, the same way he does on Family Guy, and it really makes a difference. Half way through the first Ted, I was bored of it already, but Ted 2 is genuinely funny and can hold your interest throughout. This is the kind of film I always expected to see from Seth MacFarlane, and even people who hated the first film, will not be disappointed. Ted is certainly a unique character, but when he's portrayed in the proper setting, he becomes exactly what he was originally intended to be, hilarious! Expand
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firstevil87Jul 11, 2015
Ted 2 is, in short, a more of the same of the first movie.
If this is a good or bad thing it is up to the viewer.
You know the story, stuffed bear comes to life. Plot of the movie is how much this "life" is valued, is ted a product or a
Ted 2 is, in short, a more of the same of the first movie.
If this is a good or bad thing it is up to the viewer.
You know the story, stuffed bear comes to life.
Plot of the movie is how much this "life" is valued, is ted a product or a person with civil rights.
If you enjoyed the humour of the first movie you will laugh non-stop with this second installment.
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csw12Sep 9, 2015
The movie should be called Ted 2: Weed and dicks but besides those two things its a typical McFarlane movie with hit and miss comedy, badly paced scenes, cameo's left and right, heartless characters and an agenda pushing story. I will admitThe movie should be called Ted 2: Weed and dicks but besides those two things its a typical McFarlane movie with hit and miss comedy, badly paced scenes, cameo's left and right, heartless characters and an agenda pushing story. I will admit that certain scenes are very funny and made me laugh harder than any movie this year. Expand
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Trev29Jan 24, 2016
Surprisingly, Ted 2 is better than the first one. The characters are more likable this time around, and it was consistently funnier. It is a pretty silly storyline, but with a movie with a talking teddy bear, that is what I expect.
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mmweissAug 30, 2015
"Ted 2" is overly plotted, weirdly offensive and not nearly as charming as the first film. But it's ultimate sin is that it is so incredibly, painfully unfunny.
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Compi24May 21, 2020
It's okay, but still a few pronounced steps down from the consistently funny and surprisingly affecting heights of the first film. "Ted 2" is kind of just like a post-2010's episode of "Family Guy" — about 50%-60% of the jokes kind of go inIt's okay, but still a few pronounced steps down from the consistently funny and surprisingly affecting heights of the first film. "Ted 2" is kind of just like a post-2010's episode of "Family Guy" — about 50%-60% of the jokes kind of go in one ear and out the other, while the other half either make you genuinely smile or chuckle. As for the belly laughs, again, things are much more scant this time around. So why such a generous score? I'll admit that subjectivity has played a bit more into this than I'd like it to, as I've always had a soft spot for Seth MacFarlane's brand of comedy, particularly on shows like "Family Guy." Still, I'll concede that "Ted 2" is an infrequently successful comedy at best in my eyes. One that I'll probably forget pretty quick. Expand
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LeZeeDec 24, 2015
The return wasn't as exciting as the previous one.

No surprise why this film failed to excite me, but a few people thinks its a passable sequel. The original movie was atypical, so the success followed it. In my perspective better that
The return wasn't as exciting as the previous one.

No surprise why this film failed to excite me, but a few people thinks its a passable sequel. The original movie was atypical, so the success followed it. In my perspective better that should have left as a one-off movie. But as a low budget product, they knew it was going grab back twice, thrice they spent because of the star value and indeed the first film's influence.

There is no story, simply based on the usual Hollywood road adventure like the flicks 'Fanboys', 'Dumb and Dumber To', 'Not Suitable for Children' et cetera, except the character Ted which makes this theme a special. A couple of good jokes and that's it, the rest were ineffective, sometime keep repeating the same ones. The 2 hours in a too plain concept, is way too long to sit and watch/focus.

The cameos were weak, or maybe worthless/meaningless, especially Liam Neeson's. The best things were the production quality, acting and like I mentioned before, the character Ted. For the one time watch, I think kind of manageable, but definitely not suitable for repeat viewing or to recommend it to the others. But overall, a little disappointed with the outcome. They have got one more chance to end this franchise on a high note as a decent trilogy if the next film gets a better storyline.

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TrilobiteGJul 12, 2015
Granted, this movie is not going to live up to the first ted movie. That's just sequelitis and it happens to everybody. However, this movie is still pretty funny. The cameos were just excellent and the gross out comedy worked for the mostGranted, this movie is not going to live up to the first ted movie. That's just sequelitis and it happens to everybody. However, this movie is still pretty funny. The cameos were just excellent and the gross out comedy worked for the most part. That being said, there were a couple scenes reminiscent to family guy and some movie references that did worked although some did. Overall, a decent sequel that was fairly too long but had enough gags in it to keep it in rhythm. Expand
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Now-Hear-Me-OutJul 31, 2015
To my friend and I, we believe that the laughs were bigger, longer and uncut, until the 20 or so minute mark, they become less frequent, just jokes in general stop happening, it's not exactly what you want for every comedy, but the court roomTo my friend and I, we believe that the laughs were bigger, longer and uncut, until the 20 or so minute mark, they become less frequent, just jokes in general stop happening, it's not exactly what you want for every comedy, but the court room scenes (c.r.s.) and scenes with the Donny character give the audience a moment of pause and reflection, only that moment isn't composed of enough or any laughter to fill time or to break the bleak mood of the audience, the audience itself should serve only to enhance the film, but damn when you get silence for a good 10 minutes it can feel like a job sitting there, looking, sifting through the crap you've already sat through, the Donny character could have [and should have] been revealed at the end when he unmasks himself at a con, the convention is where a **** load of prat falls, punching, tripping, and the gripping of the 3 nippled lady proves to have been a time waster and a hell of a drawn out one, now I remember the first Ted and it having the same problem with wrapping up the plot in the last act, but in this there are still jokes occasionally popping up, which is appreciating, where in the first one fell flat, this new effort does make up for.

Now where this film could MAJORLY improve would be in the c.r.s. It was the best scene in Airplane II because they filled the time with joke after joke after joke filed to the brim with genuine laugh out loud comedy, in here they slip in [or slap in, rather] maybe 5, 10 jokes, 1 of which comes out of nowhere and is off putting, it's to dry and muddled, I don't know why Seth MacFarlane could not come up with anymore in these two scenes, forget throwing anything at the wall to see what sticks, he doesn't even wind up to give it a chance. There's another film called Serial Mom (Waters) where in a c.r.s., the jokes keep coming at you like a freight train, it stays on track with the course and hits a few bumps along the way but keeps on a truckin'.

Overall I'd put this up there with This is the End, in that it'll be funny once, and you'll come back to it later remembering the great canyon of no jokes and failed attempts, but the ones that work, work, like Brooks' High Anxiety, it works as a one trick pony and beats out other show room horses that couldn't even reach the reins if they tried.
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TheApplegnomeJul 18, 2015
You're probably thinking; "well is it better than the first?" No it's not, but it's a fine continuation of the crazy franchise. I can say this; I had a great time with this movie, and there are some hilarious moments that totally made meYou're probably thinking; "well is it better than the first?" No it's not, but it's a fine continuation of the crazy franchise. I can say this; I had a great time with this movie, and there are some hilarious moments that totally made me laugh out loud. Sure there could have been more of that and the trailers spoiled way too much, but I had a great time with it. The plot is a bit vague though, and the whole movie could have gained so much if it was even more less-serious, just as it should be. Credit really goes to Seth MacFarlane and the big star cameos. It's a classic MacFarlane movie and it might not surpass the predecessor due to lack of storytelling and long-term excitement, but it stands out on its own as a great, crazy comedy.

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marcmyworksJul 22, 2019
Ted 2 is a bad film, with next to no originality. The one saving grace is that at times the characters are likeable but overall its a rehash of the first film with slightly crasser yet obvious humour.
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muldjordJun 7, 2021
Movie cycle:
- Smoking weed
- Dick or sex joke - "O.M.G! Weed is so good!!!" - Ted acting like a total twerp - Something endearing and kind of interesting - Lame unfunny music montage that you can skip over, just like you do on Family Guy -
Movie cycle:
- Smoking weed
- Dick or sex joke
- "O.M.G! Weed is so good!!!"
- Ted acting like a total twerp
- Something endearing and kind of interesting
- Lame unfunny music montage that you can skip over, just like you do on Family Guy
- Smoking more weed
- Talking about how great weed is

And that just repeats over and over until the movie ends. Not without a few laughs here and there. But Teds personality made me almost root against him for most of the movie.
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tvnewsguidoAug 28, 2015
I live in the sweet spot for this movie's pop culture references and therefore had a great time watching Ted 2.

For general audiences (not obsessed with 80s-90s movie, television and music) I imagine TED2 will seem completely stupid and
I live in the sweet spot for this movie's pop culture references and therefore had a great time watching Ted 2.

For general audiences (not obsessed with 80s-90s movie, television and music) I imagine TED2 will seem completely stupid and lacking any real entertainment value.

I found it goofy, irreverent, disrespectful and disgusting. My face hurt from smiling when it was over.
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ToFewViewsJan 3, 2016
Ted 2 is a continuation of the first Ted movie and is fairly similar to the first with It's consistent use of Fart and Weed jokes. The movie is funny most of the time but a few of the movies jokes fall flat quite badly. But at the same timeTed 2 is a continuation of the first Ted movie and is fairly similar to the first with It's consistent use of Fart and Weed jokes. The movie is funny most of the time but a few of the movies jokes fall flat quite badly. But at the same time the movie has some great cameos and really funny movie spoofs. The story this time around is that Ted is forced to prove he's not a toy and that also makes it so he can't adopt a kid and is forced to be divorced...yeah this movie is all over the place. The story isn't anything special but the humor makes up for most of it. If you have seen the first Ted movie and you enjoyed it Ted 2 will be just the same for you, It doesn't do anything new and inventive but plays it safe when it comes to a combine of this level. Expand
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reellmJul 22, 2015
2/5★ Seth McFarlane has an odd obsession with combining an old school Hollywood sentiments with modern crassness. It doesn't mesh well. There are moments of hilarity but Ted 2 was mostly boring.
On a more philosophical note: What would Seth
2/5★ Seth McFarlane has an odd obsession with combining an old school Hollywood sentiments with modern crassness. It doesn't mesh well. There are moments of hilarity but Ted 2 was mostly boring.
On a more philosophical note: What would Seth McFarlane do without the last 100 years of pop culture to reference, and potty humor to fall back on?
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Red-Opposom-098Aug 1, 2015
Ted 2 is directed by Seth MacFarlane (Ted, Family Guy) and stars himself, Amanda Seyfried (Les Miserables, Epic) and Mark Wahlberg (Lone Survivor, Shooter.) Ok to start things off Ted 2 is really funny and better then A Million Ways to Die inTed 2 is directed by Seth MacFarlane (Ted, Family Guy) and stars himself, Amanda Seyfried (Les Miserables, Epic) and Mark Wahlberg (Lone Survivor, Shooter.) Ok to start things off Ted 2 is really funny and better then A Million Ways to Die in the West, the movie does do a couple movie spoofs which are fun. But the Jurassic Park spoof was funny but they completely repeat word for word what they say in JP, they also spoof Planes, Trains and Automobiles. There a lot of moments were l laughed out loud which is a big win for the movie but, they're two problems, the first Ted is obsolete compared to Ted 2 because Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis are divorced which just shows all that John (Mark Wahlberg) goes through is for nothing, and Donnie is back just to do what he did in the first Ted movie. But it's still a funny movie, almost as funny as Spy. Ted 2 is defiantly worth watching and is a really enjoyable movie. Expand
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danippAug 28, 2015
Much funnier and more interesting than the first one. The story itself, focused on Ted, is quite well developed and discuss important topics for the audience. Sefried coming to replace Kunis was a very good trade because her character is moreMuch funnier and more interesting than the first one. The story itself, focused on Ted, is quite well developed and discuss important topics for the audience. Sefried coming to replace Kunis was a very good trade because her character is more loveable and nicer and she has great chemistry with Ted and John. Besides, jokes keep being incredibly hilarious and amusing. The opening scene can be ridiculous just like some sequences through the movie but, in general, we have a good sequel to the 2012's hit. I had a lot of fun with it! Expand
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TributeManDec 18, 2015
Burzowi kumple powinni już dać sobie spokój.

Ciężko jest mi pozytywnie ocenić ten film. Wiem, że kręcił ją Seth MacFarlane, ale to nie robi dla mnie żadnej różnicy. Żarty w większości są nie śmieszne, a sytuacje w jakich znajdują się
Burzowi kumple powinni już dać sobie spokój.

Ciężko jest mi pozytywnie ocenić ten film. Wiem, że kręcił ją Seth MacFarlane, ale to nie robi dla mnie żadnej różnicy. Żarty w większości są nie śmieszne, a sytuacje w jakich znajdują się bohaterowie po prostu żałosne. Ted 2 to marna komedia i nie polecam jej nikomu (oprócz osobom, którym pierwsza część się podobała).
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MrMovieBuffMar 5, 2016
Seth MacFarlane returns to the director's chair once again, with a sequel to the surprise comedy of 2012 that is 'Ted' (2012). He brings us...'Ted 2'.

Mark Wahlberg returns as John Bennett, the grown man with his best friend, the teddy
Seth MacFarlane returns to the director's chair once again, with a sequel to the surprise comedy of 2012 that is 'Ted' (2012). He brings us...'Ted 2'.

Mark Wahlberg returns as John Bennett, the grown man with his best friend, the teddy bear that is Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane).

The movie begins with the wedding of Ted and Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and we learn that John's been recently divorced from Lori (who was played by Mila Kunis, who didn't return for this sequel), and needs to find new love. We see that Ted and Tami-Lynn settle in to married life, and are struggling to pay bills, and have a heated argument that is similar to the beginning of 'Raging Bull' (1980), it was very funny and had me laughing for a while.

We then see that Ted plans on having a baby with Tami-Lynn which they hope will solidify their relationship, and Ted needs to find a sperm donor. They turn to their life-long icon, Sam Jones (as himself), but he cannot deliver. John decides, after a number of attempts to ask other people, that he should offer the gesture, and this leads to a very funny sequence in the fertility clinic.

All hope seems to be lost when Ted gets a letter informing him that he is not a human being, but instead, he is "property", and must settle this in a court case, but he needs a lawyer. The lawyer that he turns to is a young girl named Sam Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), who they discover also smokes and gets high, and she instantly earns their trust.

Donny (Giovanni Ribisi) is seen working at the Hasbro factory, where Ted was manufactured and hears about his court case, and persuades the boss to make Ted lose the case and find out what made him special and sell millions for the company.

The movie is pretty much similar to the first one in terms of its overall plot, and delivers the same laughs we loved from before. But, there are times where even the character Ted comes off as a little annoying from time to time, sometimes MacFarlane probably should've reduced his dialogue to a certain extent. We even get some forced pop-culture references to films like 'Jurassic Park' (1993), and even "Star Wars" that feel very forced as this movie only seems to live off and is dependent on pop-culture jokes to keep it alive.

The original 2012 movie didn't rely too much on forced humor to keep it structured, but this one does, which shows that Seth MacFarlane just ran out of steam for the movie, and the only reason why this sequel was ever made was due to the fact that the first one was a surprise hit.

Mediocre sequel to a surprise comedy.
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UrbanlistenerFeb 23, 2016
As you can expect from a Seth MacFarlane film, it is pretty hilarious, there is some great jokes and catchy quotes, but it never really reaches it's predecessor's heights, the performances are pretty good and the story is decent, but there'sAs you can expect from a Seth MacFarlane film, it is pretty hilarious, there is some great jokes and catchy quotes, but it never really reaches it's predecessor's heights, the performances are pretty good and the story is decent, but there's something missing, maybe originality or a more compelling story. Expand
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BB_CriticJul 18, 2015
Ted 2 is not as funny or rememberable as the 1st one, but it is still an extremely funny trip with many laugh out loud moments. Not to mention a big comeback from Seth Macfarlane from the huge disaster that was A Million Ways to Die in the West. 7/10
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RalfbergsFeb 2, 2016
It was fun and with lots of usual Seth Macfarlane type jokes. But I think the first part was better. Of course this had some funny parts and some not so much, but I expected something better. Anyway, from comedies that came out in 2015, whichIt was fun and with lots of usual Seth Macfarlane type jokes. But I think the first part was better. Of course this had some funny parts and some not so much, but I expected something better. Anyway, from comedies that came out in 2015, which I have seen, this still cracks top 15 or top 10 at least (at least from the ones that were hyped in Hollywood). Expand
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skicat2001Jul 22, 2015
Good movie and funny. If you are not into kersing then you would not care for the movie. A little much. Story and plot are great and easy to follow. One to buy and laugh hard.
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OlskoolahJul 14, 2015
While not as funny and shocking as the first, it did have moments of huge laughter from me. There seemed to be points that dragged on and i noticed the audience I was in attendance with started to pull out phones and talk about where to goWhile not as funny and shocking as the first, it did have moments of huge laughter from me. There seemed to be points that dragged on and i noticed the audience I was in attendance with started to pull out phones and talk about where to go after for dinner. The jokes are just as offensive and dark as ever and I still loved them but there just weren't as much as the original. Expand
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MattamJul 15, 2015
Seth MacFarlane has certainly tried his hardest to produce something funny. In that, he has mildly succeeded but not in terms of bringing across a good story. The story was bland and was revolved around modern trends and slang too much to theSeth MacFarlane has certainly tried his hardest to produce something funny. In that, he has mildly succeeded but not in terms of bringing across a good story. The story was bland and was revolved around modern trends and slang too much to the point where it doesn't focus hard enough on it's dramatic side. You will find that Ted 2 has it moments that will make you laugh but that's pretty much it. Expand
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maggiemaeJul 21, 2015
This movie was hilarious. Of course it was raunchy and outlandish, but I laughed and laughed. That is exactly what I want to do when I see a comedy. The great thing about Ted is that you forget he isn't real....seriously. He actuallyThis movie was hilarious. Of course it was raunchy and outlandish, but I laughed and laughed. That is exactly what I want to do when I see a comedy. The great thing about Ted is that you forget he isn't real....seriously. He actually "feels" like a real character. As an example, he is far more expressive than Amy Schumer was in Trainwreck. Loved this movie. Expand
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CineAutoctonoDec 19, 2015
Ted 2 was a hilarious movie , a little more coarse than the first, but the plot is ridiculous , as it is happening Ted father a child , it is a teddy bear, respond with a demon !, but the rest is great. ****
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RvwFromUpHereAug 8, 2015
Who: Mark Wahlberg, Not Mila Kunis, and Peter Griffin's voice

What: An excuse for Seth Macfarlane to get preachy, subject us to show tunes, and make us laugh as hard as ever Where: A world narrated by Patrick Stewart...specifically
Who: Mark Wahlberg, Not Mila Kunis, and Peter Griffin's voice

What: An excuse for Seth Macfarlane to get preachy, subject us to show tunes, and make us laugh as hard as ever

Where: A world narrated by Patrick Stewart...specifically Boston

When (can I watch again): 6 months before it's an enjoyable re watch

Why: A very enjoyable film for any fan of Seth Macfarlane's work, primarily Family Guy, but if you are not a fan of Macfarlane you would probably be better off watching something with Melissa McCarthy in it.
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