Sorority Row
Summit Distribution | Release Date: September 11, 2009
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NazguleroMay 13, 2011
I am not sure what kills this movie, I think a big part is the cast. The actresses all look really trashy, you kind of wish for them to be ripped to pieces. The slashing itself doesn't make any sense, since anybody, even people who haveI am not sure what kills this movie, I think a big part is the cast. The actresses all look really trashy, you kind of wish for them to be ripped to pieces. The slashing itself doesn't make any sense, since anybody, even people who have nothing to do with the disappearance of the girl, get cut down. The shaky camera, bad lighting, bad sound and overall bad acting, as well as the complete lack of a storyline and of character development do not add to the quality of the movie either.… Expand
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BenHSep 11, 2009
That was almost the most horror movie cliches I'd seen in an hour and a half in my life. It's like a caricature of a real movie. I feel monetarily sodomized paying 16 dollars for that. Only watchable as a softcore smut porn.
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shlugalugSep 17, 2010
Sorority Row was a pointless, dull slasher flick that made me laugh more than actually scared. The film is clichéd and flawed that it really kills the focus of the film. Even the killing scenes were pathetic and the nudity wasn'tSorority Row was a pointless, dull slasher flick that made me laugh more than actually scared. The film is clichéd and flawed that it really kills the focus of the film. Even the killing scenes were pathetic and the nudity wasn't remotely flattering. It was like watching a really corny 80's soft-core porn video. I did like how it was shot and Leah Pipes' **** Jessica had some funny lines. But even Carrie Fisher with a shotgun can't save this travesty.… Expand
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iamtrent424Apr 11, 2011
The story line to this movie was realy horrible. I did watch this movie all the way, i regret it. The acting isn't good. The directing wasnt good. It seem like a blind person directed this. I don't know who came up with this horrible storyThe story line to this movie was realy horrible. I did watch this movie all the way, i regret it. The acting isn't good. The directing wasnt good. It seem like a blind person directed this. I don't know who came up with this horrible story line. One scene could turn a movie from okay to horrible. They story made sense and at the same time it didn't . I would not recommend this movie to anyone.… Expand
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aaronpaul121May 25, 2012
A terribly-made film that has a plot that went nowhere, cheap acting, lack of suspense/surprise and a pointless ending..............
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HalfwelshmanApr 15, 2012
Sorority Row quite astoundingly manages to pull off insulting men and women in equal measure. As a film it's morally bereft, utterly shallow, dumb, predictable, badly acted and really quite boring to boot. It doesn't really work on any level,Sorority Row quite astoundingly manages to pull off insulting men and women in equal measure. As a film it's morally bereft, utterly shallow, dumb, predictable, badly acted and really quite boring to boot. It doesn't really work on any level, not as a horror, comedy or even as a distraction for randy teenagers (it would have to at least be a little bit sexy to satisfy the latter, and it just isn't). I honestly found myself chewing through my own hand in order to summon the willpower to make it through to the end of this dire movie. It's complete durge, and what's even worse is that the film's conclusion leaves open the possibility of something utterly terrifying - a sequel. The only redeeming feature of the whole thing is Carrie Fisher, who is stupendously entertaining when she is briefly on screen as the stern but maternal, shotgun-wielding sorority mother. Thank you Miss Fisher, you at least made your scenes bearable through sheer ballsiness.… Expand
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FilipeNetoJul 4, 2020
This film is a remake of "The House on Sorority Row", an old and forgotten horror film from the 1980s, and it is hardly worth it since it does not bring anything new or different, when compared to other teen slasher films like "I Know WhatThis film is a remake of "The House on Sorority Row", an old and forgotten horror film from the 1980s, and it is hardly worth it since it does not bring anything new or different, when compared to other teen slasher films like "I Know What You Did Last Summer". In fact, it is extraordinarily similar to this last title, almost a chewed copy.

The script is basic: a group of university students about to graduate ends up killing a friend in a stupid joke. Afraid of the consequences that this could have for their future life, they decide to cover everything up and throw the body into an abandoned mine shaft. Months later, however, someone who knows all the story appears and begins a killing spree, threatening to tell the truth.

It is a vulgar and poor film, that combines two perfectly bad cinema genres: the slasher, full of fake blood and brutality, and the teen film, with all the youthful stereotypes, almost pornographic nudity and an obsession with everything related to sex and alcohol. The script is lazy and stupid, in that it doesn't bring anything that hasn't been seen in much better films and the characters were profoundly underdeveloped, ranging from tasteless to execrable, which results in our total indifference to their imminent death. We limit ourselves to counting the corpses.

I feel like I need to talk about the cast, but I really didn't want to. Dominated by female actresses, which is to be expected in a film that takes place in a girl sorority, there is not a single good actress. Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Caroline D'Amore (what an expressionless face, by God!) and also Rumer Willis are the actresses with the most screen time but none of them shone. Still, in the midst of chaos, Willis seemed to give us a more solid work. Of course, much of this disaster can be attributed to the inability of the director, Stewart Hendler.

Technically, it is an uninteresting film. Cinematography is quite regular and the special effects helped at the right times, but none of this makes up for the flaws I mentioned earlier. The deaths are quite brutal and may please those who like to see it, but they end up being relatively clean. Maybe they didn't have a budget for more fake blood!… Expand
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CellojacopoMar 21, 2020
Horrible but not the worst film I’ve ever seen. Shallow characters and even more shallow story.
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