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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: May 26, 2017

6.2	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 864 Ratings

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dangersMay 26, 2017

Dead Men Tell No Tales is easily the best "Pirates" sequel yet. It might be the fifth film in the franchise but it just feels so fresh. It brings back everything we love about the series and also some new faces and characters that I wouldDead Men Tell No Tales is easily the best "Pirates" sequel yet. It might be the fifth film in the franchise but it just feels so fresh. It brings back everything we love about the series and also some new faces and characters that I would love to see more of, if they decide to make a sixth film.… Expand

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DiwyeshJul 6, 2018

So I just watched this movie and boy I m so disappointed with this part *the first problem here is the past of the compass as how jack got it is totally different from part 2 of the series which shows writer doesn't know anything about thisSo I just watched this movie and boy I m so disappointed with this part *the first problem here is the past of the compass as how jack got it is totally different from part 2 of the series which shows writer doesn't know anything about this movie and he just writes any **** he comes up with to keep milking money from peoples in the name of pirates of Caribbeans franchise *the 2nd problem is jack sparrow himself, oh my my he is the most useless person after monkey in this part he is just running around getting captured and after that someone helps him and cycle repeats not even a single fight scene where I can say yeah that's why I love this series *the 3rd problem is Plotholes:- man I dont have any words on just how far this franshise falls, and 4th problem is I just can't connect with plots here, Haha and the most useless, selfish crew I ever saw in this series and this part contains more problems but I cant state them without spoiling you, Also I just don't understand how this part got 6.2 user score well I guess some fans are brainless as well as blind, just dont support this kind of **** movies just because it got your beloved series name, thx.… Expand

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JDSCigano666Jun 11, 2017

Dead Men Tell no Tales - Dead franchises tell tales no one is interested in. The last Pirates movie actually benefited from adapting to a well-known story, this one is a messy affair which is further hindered by dreadful performances, mostDead Men Tell no Tales - Dead franchises tell tales no one is interested in. The last Pirates movie actually benefited from adapting to a well-known story, this one is a messy affair which is further hindered by dreadful performances, most troubling of all being that of Johnny Depp. There comes a time when a beloved character needs to be put out to pasture but because this series is such a money-spinner, the over-saturation may well continue for decades to come.… Expand

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MovieGal2016Jun 3, 2017

This movie is a disappointment. The final act is an improvement over the first two acts so I think that's influencing the ratings. However, taken as a whole, IMHO, this movie is bad. The first act is actually pretty terrible. The plot isThis movie is a disappointment. The final act is an improvement over the first two acts so I think that's influencing the ratings. However, taken as a whole, IMHO, this movie is bad. The first act is actually pretty terrible. The plot is dumb and the humor is over-the-top slapstick type humor. No one in our movie theater even laughed and it was a packed theater. Not good. The plot gets better as the movie goes on. However, you have to sit through a lot of nonsense to get to that portion of the movie. The movie feels very long. This one's a dud; don't waste your money.… Expand

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mrmonsterJun 20, 2017

Not the franchise's best, best definitely not the worst. Even at it's worst, it was better than At World's End, and it was miles above On Stranger Tides. But still, not as good as Curse of the Black Pearl or Dead Man's Chest.

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gzayas91Jul 21, 2018

Good as Stranger's Tides. It was funny when Paul McCartney made a cameo. Very entertaining, fun and mindless. Looking forward to see another one.

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BrianMcCriticOct 7, 2017

The fifth in the franchise is actually one of the better ones. While it is a little overstuffed, you find yourself at least caring about the story. An enjoyable time. B

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chess123mateJun 6, 2017

Note: I really like the first four movies.

This movie is missing what made the previous ones great: somewhat complex plots where different characters interact, each with a different motivation. Jack usually interweaves between theseNote: I really like the first four movies.

This movie is missing what made the previous ones great: somewhat complex plots where different characters interact, each with a different motivation. Jack usually interweaves between these motivations with cleverness, negotiation, and some planning. However, In this movie there was no complex plot, the plot didn't make much sense (and contradicted some of the things implied or stated in previous movies), and everyone except the evil antagonist ended up wanting the same object (and to use that object in exactly the same way, making them all allies against the antagonist). Jack has always had scenes where he cleverly plans an escape or series of actions (often surprising bystanders with his ingenuity), but there were no such scenes in this one. Jack sometimes did things that were inexplicable, but these actions were never proven to be particularly intelligent. (Possibly it was meant to be humourous?) Jack spent almost the entire movie imprisoned, tied up, or being chased - unlike other movies, Jack spent almost no time leading anyone anywhere (whether directly as Captain or indirectly as adviser/selective informer).

I found the antagonist to be distasteful. He seemed to be on a murderous rampage, not caring who got in his way. The story suggests he got a really powerful ship (before being cursed), but it didn't make sense to me. Several ships attacking his all at once should have left a dent, but didn't. The antagonist and his ship, crew, and animals that just happened to be in the area are all cursed for entering an area - but whenever anyone else enters that same area, no curse is applied. After the curse, his ship had strange abilities that make you wonder why these "curses" are always such blessings if you want to be the perfect murdering machines (their abilities were more powerful and varied even than Davy Jones's!) Whereas Blackbeard valued little life other than his own, this captain seems to be thrilled at the idea of killing anyone he deems his enemy (with what I perceive to be inconsistent morals).

There were no significant twists in the plot - it told you almost everything that was going to happen near the beginning; the rest just followed through. The plot revisited William Turner, and showed a number of things about his condition that don't add up with what the previous movies implied. What happened to Will's father? Didn't William have a job to do, that - if he fulfilled it - he wouldn't have any fish-corrosion on him (as Davy Jones did)? In the beginning, isn't William in command of the Dutchman - so why did he act like the crew was going to do some evil thing to William's son (who was visiting)?

Minor notes:
-I saw it in 3D, but found that the 3D didn't add anything to it.
-The music was fine; they managed to keep the same type of music while varying it enough from previous movies to be pleasant to listen to.
-A lot of the characters from the previous movies didn't show up in this one (and Angelica was implied to be involved in future movies based on the ending of the 4th, but wasn't).
-I didn't care for most of the ending (too much death for my liking).

Overall, the scenes didn't make much sense and very little of it was enjoyable. The beginning few scenes were fun, but they failed to introduce the elements needed to make it a good movie. As one who very much enjoyed the previous four films, I do not recommend watching this one.… Expand

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LinttaFlamingoJun 14, 2018

You can do better than this, f*cktards.

This film does a couple needed things and f*cks them up immediately. For example Jack Sparrow is more of a supporting character this time like in the first movie which is a good call. The problem isYou can do better than this, f*cktards.

This film does a couple needed things and f*cks them up immediately. For example Jack Sparrow is more of a supporting character this time like in the first movie which is a good call. The problem is that he's a dumbass in this film. Not only is Johnny Depp's portrayal of him pretty much a parody of a parody in this movie, but the character is just a drunken retard. He's no more interesting or charismatic, he's just a random comedic relief for the most part with terrible forced comedy. Although he still looks cool. The makeup, the clothes and the hair are always going to look good on him.

Most of the characters here are pretty bland. The main actors Kaya Scodelario and Brenton Thwaites give alright performances, but unfortunately they don't have that much chemistry together and their motivations aren't that interesting. I never really felt invested in their characters or the story. The only truly interesting character in the film is the antagonist Armando Salazar, portrayed by Javier Bardem. He was excellent except when the film forced some stupid humor on his dialogue.

Speaking of the humor, it's dogsh*t. The humor ruins everything. It's just randomly forced in to the scenes for no reason. In the other films, especially the first one, the humor blended well in to the events of the scene and a lot of times the actors were able to make a scene funny even without it being the main point. But in this film all these lame unfunny things are just forced in to the scene in the most awkward way possible where they're literally rubbing it to your goddamn face and screaming "LAUGH YOU F*CKING C*NT". It's so bad that it just ruins any investment that you might've had for the scene earlier.

It's a shame really. There's definitely potential for this to be good. The antagonist is good, the main characters Henry Turner and Carina Smyth are decent and the movie looks really nice and has some alright action. But it's all absolutely ruined by the lack of an interesting story that's worth to tell and the tosh cum humor that's forced in so obviously that I was just angry with it instead of, you know, f*cking laughing like humor is supposed to have you do.… Expand

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CameraBounceGodJun 23, 2017

i dislike attractive women getting hired for big new movies all the time..ifeel like the inequality that emma watson talks about in her industry is really just because she cant see that the problem is that women are so readily associated w/i dislike attractive women getting hired for big new movies all the time..ifeel like the inequality that emma watson talks about in her industry is really just because she cant see that the problem is that women are so readily associated w/ sex and there are so many attractive women (who arnt hired or something and that bothers her...… Expand

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MattBrady99Sep 10, 2017

"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the fifth installment in this exhausted franchise that should have sunk 10 years ago.

Remember how grand and epic these movies were, but with the unfinished effects, predicable scenes, and over rushed storyline,"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the fifth installment in this exhausted franchise that should have sunk 10 years ago.

Remember how grand and epic these movies were, but with the unfinished effects, predicable scenes, and over rushed storyline, it looses the magic. You just wish that Javier Bardem character would just impale Captain Jar Jar Binks with his sword and be down with it. I was rooting for the villain through the whole thing.

**** Jack Sparrow!… Expand

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RalfbergsSep 29, 2017

It was a fun movie, but that's it, other than that it felt just like a remake of the old ones - it brought nothing new to it and it was worse than previous ones, so yeah, not what I hoped for, but what can you do

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PeterAlexanderJul 15, 2017

The fifth instalment of the swashbuckling franchise has its moments, but nothing more. Dead Men Tell No Tales, in a good way on many occasions, is more of a conglomeration of nostalgia infused scenes than a fully fledged movie. Whilst it isThe fifth instalment of the swashbuckling franchise has its moments, but nothing more. Dead Men Tell No Tales, in a good way on many occasions, is more of a conglomeration of nostalgia infused scenes than a fully fledged movie. Whilst it is great to have the original characters back and on form, the new additions drag the film back from start to finish. The magic of the series has truly faded.… Expand

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JarodyJan 13, 2018

One of the worst movies of the year. The performances from the actors are so poor they all just come across as really dislikable, even the iconic characters. The plot is so cliche and boring that I could have easily fell asleep during thisOne of the worst movies of the year. The performances from the actors are so poor they all just come across as really dislikable, even the iconic characters. The plot is so cliche and boring that I could have easily fell asleep during this movie, and don't even get me started on the villain. The villain is so cliche and predictable that it feel when as if he's just an animatronic on the actual Pirates of the Carribbean ride. Why does this franchise even exist- it's one of the worst ones of this decade.… Expand

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FuturedirectorMay 31, 2017

While cast is still giving them best to live up classic characters and a new direction is arriving to the saga, (offering a new and fast-paced storytelling), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell no Tales is just another conformist andWhile cast is still giving them best to live up classic characters and a new direction is arriving to the saga, (offering a new and fast-paced storytelling), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell no Tales is just another conformist and cliched sequel.… Expand

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voxottoJun 18, 2017

Crap movie, doesn't add much to the series sadly. Everything is soo over exacturated in hopes that it would woo the crowd. just made me cold and the film relied too much on special effects which fell a little short for me. you dont need to see this.

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eva3si0nJan 13, 2018

After viewing of Dead Men Tell No Tales I have understood that On Stranger Tides were also not it and bad continuation of original history. In a new part there is no nothing left good from the orinigalny trilogy except the excellent gameAfter viewing of Dead Men Tell No Tales I have understood that On Stranger Tides were also not it and bad continuation of original history. In a new part there is no nothing left good from the orinigalny trilogy except the excellent game Johnny Depp. And one actor can't save the movie even if it is the blockbuster. New actors don't cope with the roles, and creators as understood it and have returned also old. The main antagonist - the most boring villain in movies for the last few years. He has neither charisma, nor motives. Why he in general is necessary in the movie? What purposes at him? And the ending is so banal that it seems that the movie obviously for audience of children up to 7-8 years. If Dead Men Tell No Tales restart of a franchise from Disney, then Pirates of the Caribbean have died.… Expand

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Pixaranimate3Oct 29, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Ever since the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride opened in Disneyland, the producers pitched the idea of adapting the ride into a fantastic action-packed movie entitled Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, and four sequels following the significant characters. The characters include the witty pirate Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), his friends, and crew members on The Black Pearl; the ship based on the original film. The franchise was lucky at the box office, with Dead Men Tell No Tales garnering over $794 million worldwide. Unfortunately, the reviews of their movies started to drown, and this film is no exception.
Whether people enjoy viewing movies about action, pirates, or comedy, the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise will disappoint audience members at the movie theater. Not only does the film define what the franchise should not be, but also gives the viewers a clear perspective on every flaw in the sequels. Although the sequel was a summer blockbuster, the majority of audience members left the theater seasick.
During the evolution of the franchise, the various writers transform Captain Jack Sparrow from an intelligent, witty pirate captain to a drunken, comedic caricature of himself. Throughout several scenes in the movie, Sparrow turns to rum as a source of happiness. Unfortunately, the writer depicts Sparrow's addiction in a lousy way. For example, after the poignant scene of Sparrow’s crew abandoning him on the Dying Gull; an old ship that the team of the Black Pearl now possess, Sparrow scavenges for rum in the village. When Sparrow finally finds rum, he gives up his most valuable possession, a compass that points to someone’s desire. After these few moments, Sparrow is tipsy throughout the entire duration of the movie, especially in the beginning acts.
In addition to Captain Jack Sparrow’s character alter, Johnny Depp will not satisfy the audience with his performance of Sparrow. Since the 2003 original film, Depp has gained worldwide attention of acting as Sparrow. In the case of Dead Men Tell No Tales, though, the entire world seemed to lose interest because of Depp’s final performance as Sparrow. Depp’s performance leads to fans and viewers commenting online about his retirement saving the franchise. After four consecutive blockbuster sequels, Depp’s performance in Dead Men Tell No Tales foreshadows an empty stretch of water ahead for the franchise to cover.
Though it had a massive production budget, the film proves that nothing will save this movie from drowning. The movie will not fulfill anyone’s expectation of a great movie because it entirely changes Captain Jack Sparrow’s character. Besides, the plotlines are similar to the other sequels of the franchise. Either way, Dead Men Tell No Tales, is a merchandising film and will neither entertain fans nor everyday moviegoers.… Expand

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zan56Oct 12, 2017

It felt like an attempt at just wringing out more money out of the franchise by throwing together a cast of proven together characters but not really trying anything new. The Storyline wasn't any good at all.

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Pache4444Jun 6, 2017

While kinda funny, the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie just rehashes every plot point from the original films. It has enough silly humor and action to make it enjoyable but story wise - it's kinda bland. The new villain was fun and JohnnyWhile kinda funny, the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie just rehashes every plot point from the original films. It has enough silly humor and action to make it enjoyable but story wise - it's kinda bland. The new villain was fun and Johnny Depp was the same stupid funny guy, but it was a rehashing of a not so great formula. In the end, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a fun and stupid movie but bland and cliched story make it less than an average film.… Expand

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UnholyfiresJun 1, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A very disappointing film. The excitement was there from the announcement of Pirates 5: Dead Mean Tell No Tales. That was until I saw the trailers released for the movie. Something was wrong with Jack Sparrow? This wasn't the same great pirate captain that's graced our screens for the first 4 movies. It's as if he'd had a stroke after stranger tides, he's lost some of his accent, has turned into more of an alcoholic than ever(we know he loves rum but come on!) It's like he's a different pirate all together. It's as if Disney have tried to reboot the franchise by starting over but have ruined it completely. Similar love story to Will and Elizabeth in Curse of The Black Pearl but different-ish origins for Henry and Carina. Henry has a father, like Elizabeth did whereas Carina doesn't, like Will but it turns out her father is a pirate like will found out about his father. Salazar is a nice touch to the film but a desperately thought up ''villain'' as you will to continue a story arc with so much potential. So for Salazar to be free, Jack had to give the compass away for the Devils Triangle to crumble. Where as in previous films he had given it away and nothing happened. The Trident of Poseidon was never mentioned at the end of Stranger Tides but the fountain of youth was mentioned at the end of Worlds End. The only real thing that stayed true to the 4 original films was the crew of the Black Pearl, as they've not changed. They're funny, and really go together well with the scenes they're put in. Originally Pirates of The Caribbean was meant to be about Jack Sparrow. But with the first 3 movies he got lost in the real main story that was Elizabeth and Will. Stranger Tides was a nice touch to actually see a Jack Sparrow solo film with Barbosa and familiar pirate company. There is no follow up to Stranger Tides and It's been about 20 years in the film timeline. Jack hasn't aged a day. He didn't even get to use the fountain of youth so they need to explain that one. The story arc they gave Barbosa wasn't too bad but again so many plot holes, especially from the moment he eyes the journal and says he's seen it before. You immediately get alarm bells that Carina is his daughter..... I'm being generous giving it a 3. Disney why have you ruined this franchise!!! Don't go and watch it, you'll waste your money. Might be something for the 'new' generation of kids. But if you're a true fan of the franchise, you'll know that this film is awful. It sucks and it's a massive insult to the previous 4 films. I don't know whether Johnny Depp has lost the ability to play Jack Sparrow, but that's definitely not the Pirate we remember.… Expand

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JamiebeeJun 6, 2017

I feel like this movie could have been great, but the directors just slapped something together. It has its moments, but there is an uneven plot throughout. Jack is drunk for half of it, which has never been his character type before, worstI feel like this movie could have been great, but the directors just slapped something together. It has its moments, but there is an uneven plot throughout. Jack is drunk for half of it, which has never been his character type before, worst of all it wasnt even funny, it was just annoying. The lead up to the big finale is rushed, its almost as if the film makers were rushing it towards the end. Javier Bardems performance is the films saving grace, he brings a fresh face to the film, and a eerily creepy character. Overall this film is disappointing, but with some high points. If you're a fan of the franchise by all means go and see it, but go with an open mind, and the knowledge that you will almost certainly be disappointed.… Expand

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GrumbernBierJun 14, 2017

No 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.
The story is superficial, the majority feels prettyNo 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.

The story is superficial, the majority feels pretty irrelevant, the climax super artificially dramatic and the ending boringly(/awkward->even my gf said this) soppy. The structure remembers me of typical Disney-Princess-movies.

If this movie wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean, and you'd expect an okayish pirate movie with alternating comedy and adventure sequences, you'll be satisfied.
But for a Pirates of the Caribbean-movie, it's disappointing… Expand

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chrisjee1234Jun 25, 2017

A total shipwreck. Towards the end, I lost track of what was happening and man, I never want to see this again. Javier Bardem is the saving grace of the film; everything else is total crap.

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metalfist54Jul 1, 2017

Loved all the other pirates of the caribbean movies, I rate them all a lot higher. This one had an extremely jumbled story. It felt like Johnny Depp forgot how to play the character. There was a lot of bad acting, forced lines, and longLoved all the other pirates of the caribbean movies, I rate them all a lot higher. This one had an extremely jumbled story. It felt like Johnny Depp forgot how to play the character. There was a lot of bad acting, forced lines, and long exposition. Really wish I would have rented this instead of seen in the theater.… Expand

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killamotorJul 3, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie put all of it's funny jokes into the trailer, and the CGI could be from the the 1998 Godzilla movie. The younger version of Jack Sparrow looks nothing like Johnny Depp, and the movie is possibly the worst of all the Pirates movies. They snuck in very sensual references, and spent what felt like an hour referring to Carina Smyth as a horologist, with another pirate calling his mother a horologist. This movie tried to be funny, using humor that 12 year olds tell each other on the school bus. The only good thing about this movie was johnny depp's performance.… Expand

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UnskyJul 24, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The new characters were so bad (carina's character is so stereotyped) and introduced in such a bad way (salazar just comes outta nowhere) that I would have much preferred if they actually turned over a new leaf with this episode rather than keep on grinding the old ones. The quest itself is just so disproportionate, looking for such an overpowered item that makes the quests of the previous films look so ridiculous and useless.… Expand

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ANHellOct 28, 2017

боже это худший и нелепейший фильм из серии пиратов, не в коем случае не тратьте на этот ужас деньги, от сюжета фильма, его бреда и клишейных шутачек у вас взорвется бошка и вы прост не досмотрите.боже это худший и нелепейший фильм из серии пиратов, не в коем случае не тратьте на этот ужас деньги, от сюжета фильма, его бреда и клишейных шутачек у вас взорвется бошка и вы прост не досмотрите.

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naniinDec 18, 2017

"Пираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки" - очень слабый фильм. Куча несостыковок с прошлыми фильмами, переигрывающий Джонни Депп, бредовый сюжет, неинтересные персонажи и злодей.... я промолчу. Зато это веселый и лёгкий фильм"Пираты Карибского моря: Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки" - очень слабый фильм. Куча несостыковок с прошлыми фильмами, переигрывающий Джонни Депп, бредовый сюжет, неинтересные персонажи и злодей.... я промолчу. Зато это веселый и лёгкий фильм (не как 4 часть).… Expand

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TheRussianatorApr 4, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Here we go again, Disney can't stop making them. I understand that the previous one made a lot of money - but that doesn't mean that you should stop giving a **** about the **** characters and original films! **** THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY PLOT HOLES!! Why does Jack receive his compass from a captain of a ship IF IT'S CLEARLY STATED IN THE SECOND ONE THAT TIA DALMA GAVE IT TO HIM? If the Poseidon's trident breaks all curses, how is Will Turner alive WITHOUT HIS GOD DAMNED HEART?? IT'S LOCKED IN A CHEST!!! There are many more, I can complain all day. The characters of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are replaced with their really bad proteges and Depp seems to have lost the spark that made him so likable in the older movies. I am very disappointed and hopeful that this franchise would die with a poor box office performance.… Expand

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WorldofLuckyFeb 3, 2018

This movie is so meh that I forgot to post a review.

I will come forward and say I am still a fan of the series. I will still probably go see the next movie, if they have one. Also, while this is a very middle of the road type movie, it isThis movie is so meh that I forgot to post a review.

I will come forward and say I am still a fan of the series. I will still probably go see the next movie, if they have one. Also, while this is a very middle of the road type movie, it is still way better than the last couple of installments have been. The writing is better, the direction seems better, and the story is not so random, well there is some randomness but its a Pirates of the Caribbean movie so that is expected.

There really isn't a lot of negative about the movie per se. The only thing really cringeworthy was the CGI younger characters. Just didn't quite work for me, but I don't know if that is because the CGI sucks, or if I am just seeing things differently then others due to colorblindness (sometimes that throws things off). The story itself wasn't bad in most parts, a bit predictable but nothing to be shocked about.

However, I am really tired of zombie or other forms of undead pirates. Seriously, couldn't they have come up with a villain that wasn't undead? Even on the top of my head you could pick up some sort of fairy/elven type thing. Call them Atlantean and maybe Jack screwed them over in the past. Hell, I would take werewolf pirates just to make it different. I did appreciate the Cthulhu nature of Davy Jones, but that wasn't enough for me.

They could also avoid the whole paranormal creature hunting him and why not a human wizard, or the Catholic church with some mysticism (full disclosure I was raised Catholic so no I don't think they are Satanists and thats why they should be villains). There is plenty of options that don't involve the same undead CGI.

However, like I said I would go see the next installment. Oh, and there is a stinger in mid and end credits so you won't waste your time too much if you wait for it.

The good: Wrapped up some earlier plotlines... sort of.

The bad: Nothing was bad really, just sort of blah.… Expand

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ErikTheCriticSep 25, 2018

Although some of the action is spectacularly exciting, this fifth instalment feels tired, disjointed and messy, and even Johnny Depp's campy performance is losing its wit and humour.

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SPM1206Nov 20, 2018

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Overall pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales has some good elements how ever it feels very tired and the new cast members feel forced together.… Expand

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ChowdahMay 28, 2017

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man tells no tales is an extremely corny movie that is clearly meant for a very young audience. If you can move past that, the movie itself does keep you mildly entertained with a weak plot that keeps moving thePirates of the Caribbean: Dead man tells no tales is an extremely corny movie that is clearly meant for a very young audience. If you can move past that, the movie itself does keep you mildly entertained with a weak plot that keeps moving the story forward with no real dead spots. Your typical "find the special item that solves all the problems" with some minor emotional stuff thrown in at the end.… Expand

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chrisvbJun 4, 2017

I didn't like it. It wasn't funny, it wasn't exciting. It was cliched so much more than anything I've ever seen. I don't think they actually had a writer, rather I think they just filmed random garbage and slung it together. Unless you'reI didn't like it. It wasn't funny, it wasn't exciting. It was cliched so much more than anything I've ever seen. I don't think they actually had a writer, rather I think they just filmed random garbage and slung it together. Unless you're obsessed with Depp (is anyone these days?) then I'd avoid this like the plague.… Expand

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Captain_ChaosJun 7, 2017

I love pirate films, so seeing yet another Pirates of the Caribbean was a no-brainer. Dead Men marks the fifth entry in the series, already past the point at which any series that's lasted that long often begins to come apart at the seams,I love pirate films, so seeing yet another Pirates of the Caribbean was a no-brainer. Dead Men marks the fifth entry in the series, already past the point at which any series that's lasted that long often begins to come apart at the seams, though that isn't the case here. The franchise zombie was Stranger Tides- Dead Men is a better movie overall, injecting fresh blood in the form of new leading characters. Javier Bardem delights with his talent for portraying genuinely creepy villains, and the visual effects and orchestral score once again impress in a series known for such. The series trademark mixture of swashbuckling and the supernatural is in full force here, though I think they could have done a lot more with Salazar and his ghost crew, especially when you compare them to Davy Jones and his sea-draugr. The artifact of the day also gets very little screen time and, considering who it belongs to, a token appearance by its owner would have been pretty amazing. Geoffrey Rush once again portrays the conflicted and extra sea-salty Hector Barbossa, who finally gets his moment in the sun. The weakest link in this film is actually Johnny Depp- I don't know if it's him or how they wrote Jack, but he might as well not have been in the film at all. He spends most of it in a drunken stupor and were it not for Salazar's single-minded vengeance against him, many of the characters might well have avoided hassle of the undead variety.… Expand

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romanontherunMay 26, 2017

No, it's not the 4/10. It's honest 7/10.
It's not even near the first movie. And even not on the par of the second one.
But it's fun enjoyable and lighthearted, it perfectly watchable if you don't expect much from it. My biggest issue withNo, it's not the 4/10. It's honest 7/10.
It's not even near the first movie. And even not on the par of the second one.
But it's fun enjoyable and lighthearted, it perfectly watchable if you don't expect much from it.
My biggest issue with this movie is Jack Sparrow. He always was goofy and strange but still witty and smart and wins in the end _by design_.
Here he's just goofy and wins by pure luck. His wit is gone with the huge part of the charm.… Expand

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saturday_youthMay 26, 2017

This is easily the best sequel of Pirates and now that they're on the right track i hope for another movie which i would not have said after watching the second, third or fourth movie.

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GamexpertMay 26, 2017

Is this the real life?
How can anyone really vote this movie with 0/100 as a "professional" Reviewer?
This movie is far away from being bad. Yes, it is not perfect, but still great a great Popcorn Movie, great scenes and even if you dont likeIs this the real life?
How can anyone really vote this movie with 0/100 as a "professional" Reviewer?
This movie is far away from being bad.
Yes, it is not perfect, but still great a great Popcorn Movie, great scenes and even if you dont like Depp, thise role just fits him perfectley.… Expand

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RobbyPJun 1, 2017

A truly terrible film from beginning to end with so many plot-holes and contradictions to the franchise's history that it'll make you wonder if the writer's had seen any of the previous film beforehand. Johnny Depp has finally lost theA truly terrible film from beginning to end with so many plot-holes and contradictions to the franchise's history that it'll make you wonder if the writer's had seen any of the previous film beforehand. Johnny Depp has finally lost the character of Jack Sparrow, overdoing him at every turn and lending nothing to the story except poorly done comedic relief. Never has Jack Sparrow been so useless, so overly drunk and devoid of any cleverness. The humor picks at all the extremely low-hanging fruit. Even the atmosphere throughout is off, the inability to create tension as obvious as Carina's contrite lineage.

At one point, a shark literally jumps over a boat (an inversion of "jumping the shark" geddit? har har) as if the filmmakers were winking at the moviegoers. They were saying "we know how bad of a movie we've made, but we've still got your money."

Unfortunately, this is true. And I paid full price.… Expand

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MattyiceMay 26, 2017

With the "final chapter" marketing and absolute mediocrity of this film, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise seemingly has come to an end, although not a very fitting one. Fanboys of the Pirates franchise will find some enjoyment out ofWith the "final chapter" marketing and absolute mediocrity of this film, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise seemingly has come to an end, although not a very fitting one. Fanboys of the Pirates franchise will find some enjoyment out of this film, but for the rest of us, it's almost a complete mess. First off, the plot is wildly redundant to the predecessors in a lame attempt to recapture the glory of the earlier films. It features Jack alongside a young girl and guy (not to be confused with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann) on a mission while being hunted by the undead (again). While the acting by the recurring actors and new ones is solid, the characters are not. It was quite sad seeing Jack Sparrow devolve into a drunken idiot from a cunning funny pirate in the first three films, while the new characters were forgettable. The producers and directors seemed to have lost touch with what makes Jack great. Secondly, the action is not nearly as engaging, with a lot of the set pieces seemingly pulled from other non-pirates movies. Lastly, the film is far too long and not fun enough. Although it has a few nice moments, Dead Men Tell No Tales is a tale that should not have been told.… Expand

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EpsilonSigmaMuMay 29, 2017

Pirates 5 overstays its welcome with boring, vapid new characters, removes charm from the old ones, a spoonfeeding screenplay and annoyingly repetitive music. Everything still looks pretty cool, though.

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lalorocksJun 6, 2017

It's more of the same, it's not funny anymore, and very boring in some scenes, I just was waiting to finish the movie and get out the from the cinema.

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TVJerryMay 30, 2017

These LIVE filmmakers didn't tell a very good tale either (see the title). The plot involves the son of Orlando Bloom's character as he searches for the Trident of Poseidon, which will reverse all nautical curses. Toss in a villain with anThese LIVE filmmakers didn't tell a very good tale either (see the title). The plot involves the son of Orlando Bloom's character as he searches for the Trident of Poseidon, which will reverse all nautical curses. Toss in a villain with an underwater special effects visage (Javier Bardem) and the star (Johnny Depp) reviving the eccentric role that's simply gone stale. There's way too much plot discussion, while most of the fights and chases are uninspired. Despite some cool visuals, there's none of the inventiveness of the original. As for comedy, it's completely drowned out by noisy nothing. Lots of activity and bluster, that seldom excites or even entertains. NOTE: Stay thru the credits for a sequel teaser.… Expand

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moviestalkerMay 31, 2017

It starts off rather interesting, but sadly falls apart only after a few minutes. Items appear without explanation when "the plot requires it", the villain constantly keeps killing random extras to make him look even more "evil" ... now addIt starts off rather interesting, but sadly falls apart only after a few minutes. Items appear without explanation when "the plot requires it", the villain constantly keeps killing random extras to make him look even more "evil" ... now add boring characters and lots of "getting rescued at the last second" moments: That's the whole movie for you.… Expand

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russiangamerMay 31, 2017

Всё это мы уже видели.
Для человека, который смотрел не одну сотню фильмов, тут найдётся очень много предсказуемых моментов, настолько предсказуемых, что за 40 минут до конца понятно, что этого персонажа убьют, именно это событие произойдёт иВсё это мы уже видели.
Для человека, который смотрел не одну сотню фильмов, тут найдётся очень много предсказуемых моментов, настолько предсказуемых, что за 40 минут до конца понятно, что этого персонажа убьют, именно это событие произойдёт и т.п. Я бы прощал эту предсказуемость, если бы видел что-нибудь новое, стоящее, но нет, всё уже обыгрывалось в прошлых частях. Тут и Джек, у которого всё те же манеры, речь, движения, сам образ уже изжил себя. Тут опять злодей, который, о боги, (спойлер) проиграет, слава хэппи эндам. Тут заменили харизматичных и интересных персонажей из прошлых частей какими-то не имеющими толковой истории куклами. Тут и размах прошлых частей куда-то пропал,а ведь в них творилось настолько масштабное действо, что картина до сих пор перед глазами стоит, но в этой части всё как-то камерно. Мне представляется всё это так: эта часть - это маленький склад на окраине города, в котором вроде и происходит какая-то движуха, аля бешеные псы, но что меняется в самом городе, если разнесут этот склад? Любая прошлая часть из трилогии (4-ую не включаем) - это огромная высотка в центре города, в которой происходит множество операций, которые так или иначе влияют на город. Короче говоря, Мертвецы не рассказывают сказки - капля в море, а любая иная часть, кроме 4-ой - и есть море.
Посредственный фильм, смотрите трилогию, получайте удовольствие, а мимо этого фильма можете проходить.… Expand

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badgerryan19May 31, 2017

Well the movie wasn't a huge disappointment, but not a good one. Honestly it was a bit boring until the hour mark. But then it did pick up. It seems like Johnny is now just playing a character of a character. The best part of the filmWell the movie wasn't a huge disappointment, but not a good one. Honestly it was a bit boring until the hour mark. But then it did pick up. It seems like Johnny is now just playing a character of a character. The best part of the film character wise was Javier's character Captain Salazar who wasn't a utter travesty like Blackbeard in the last one. The action was fine except for that opening bank robbery scene which was so ridiculous and dialogue was okay but the whole witch thing did get annoying after a while.It does tie up some loose ends and answer some questions which I was happy with. But the final 25 minutes ultimately saves the movie from being a snooze fest. This us suppose to be the ending of the whole series, but I can definitely see them continuing this to milk more money. If you seen the others I guess watch it, but if you haven't don't bother. Watch the first one and be done with it.… Expand

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nahtan1244Jun 9, 2017

Ok. I have been a pirates fan as I think these movies are great fun and one of the better examples of good popcorn entertainment. that being said pirates of the Caribbean dead man tell no tales does a great job trying to capture the spirit ofOk. I have been a pirates fan as I think these movies are great fun and one of the better examples of good popcorn entertainment. that being said pirates of the Caribbean dead man tell no tales does a great job trying to capture the spirit of the original and does a good job in some places and falls in others. I liked how this was more of a fun straigtforward pirate romp that did not put captain jack as one of the leads but as a side character to our two main heroes. Geffory rush as barbosa was a joy to watch and much of the action while played for laughs was intense and exciting to watch. much of the cinematography was beautifully done. Jack was funnier than he was in 4 and 3. As for our two new comes i thought they did an alright job. I never felt that they reached the heights in terms of acting to kira knightly and orlando bloom but ever there romance got cringy as the movies went on. That being said many things fall flat. While javier bardem was good as the villain i did not find him particularly menacing or interesting unlike davy jones. His introduction was great but his character soon fell flat. As for the rest of the cast the acting was either really good from the likes of johnny depp and geffory rush or very serviceable. In conclusion it was a lot better than I was expecting but the director tried his best to capture the magic of the original and succeeded in some ways but failed in others. I will not be doing a review for the other films so here is how i rank them 1,2,5,3,4… Expand

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BommelunderMay 26, 2017

Its not the best movie from the series, but only the fact that he is far better than the fourth movie ill give 9 out of 10.
And because of the short but satisfying scene with Elizabeth Turner.

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EpicLadySpongeMay 26, 2017

If there was ever a point of time where this franchise would permanently end, Dead Men Tell No Tales should have as of right now been one of those installments since this franchise has been going mediocre since Dead Man's Chest and it's noIf there was ever a point of time where this franchise would permanently end, Dead Men Tell No Tales should have as of right now been one of those installments since this franchise has been going mediocre since Dead Man's Chest and it's no secret that after On Stranger Tides, we knew we were going to end up having another mediocre installment but what we didn't knew is that this one is a huge improvement on its predecessor even though that isn't saying much whatsoever.… Expand

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LoveeLandMay 27, 2017

Yes it is entertaining. It has humor, it has the classic ridiculous Jack Sparrow action scenes. Aside from that, it is horrible. The story is incredibly sloppy, unimaginative, and ridiculous (there is a scene reminiscent of the last actionYes it is entertaining. It has humor, it has the classic ridiculous Jack Sparrow action scenes. Aside from that, it is horrible. The story is incredibly sloppy, unimaginative, and ridiculous (there is a scene reminiscent of the last action scene from Fast Five, only replace the cars with a carriage, and the vault with a large house). The whole idea of the enemy crew being dead is a bit overplayed at this point, as I'm pretty sure they've been that way in every Pirates movie. This crew is forgettable to say the least. I think the movie overall was poorly made, and doesn't deserve the favorable user reviews it is getting. If a funny, over the top action film with a terrible story, mediocre acting, and sloppy writing is your thing, then this movie is for you.… Expand

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YakusokuNoJiMay 27, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A fantastic and entertaining action comedy worth being a part of the Pirates of the Carribean franchise. And given the movie's post-credits scene I have no doubt that a sequel or sequels is/are coming. The movie has some interesting takes that are new to the franchise such as background story expansion in a way that we have not seen before, bringing in a new breeze of air with characters that are now more relevant for major characters and not just with this but also with other parts of the plot takes elements and writes something new with them. The problem is though, this movie has several continuity errors and yes, they are continuity errors. You can "somewhat" explain them away as they are not 100% impossible but that would really just be a fan explanation as no actual explanation is given in the story as well as is it not implied or hinted or anything. The lack of details here just shows that several parts of the story just clash with already established lore because there was not given absolute focus to be non-contradictory (such as: Jack got his compass from Calypso as stated in PotC2 but here they show he got it from the former captain; Blackbeard's sword is shown to have its powers as it can free the Pearl but Barbossa for some reason unexplained cannot control Salazar's ship even though the sword can control all ships which was the reason why Blackbeard was able to turn the ships against their captains in the first place, kill the crew and get those ships, continuity errors about the trident and it is very very unlikely that Barbossa has a daughter that seemingly is about 20 years old - even unlikely if she would be about 30 years old - as the plot establishes that Jack knew her mother which would hint that it happened over 30 years ago as Barbossa was cursed 10 years before PoTC1 before he betrayed Jack -> as said, all of it can be somewhat explained, there are no full impossibilities such as Barbossa just returning to that woman after PoTC3 or "Blackbeard's sword cannot control supernatural ships" and "well, the captain got the compass from Calypso and Jack got it from him as well as is Calypso the Goddess of Sea/Sea itself so he still sorta got it from her", but you just notice that there are no actual explanations or hints for them given; it just ends up being non-canonical fan explanation). It is no game breaker as the movie is fantastic nonetheless but it is there.

Overall it is one of my more favourite movies of the franchise and brings some goods twists that I liked a lot.… Expand

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JoeyMertens29May 26, 2017

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has been one of my favorite movie franchises since I was a kid and I am glad to say that I enjoyed this one just as much as the others.If you are a fan you will more than likely enjoy this movie as well.

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ITSLUKEEEEYMay 26, 2017

This is a major improvement over the last one i enjoyed every minute of it , the set pieces are amazing the action and CGI are at its best and that killer post credits scene wow. Dont listen to the critics they have all been hatin since deadsThis is a major improvement over the last one i enjoyed every minute of it , the set pieces are amazing the action and CGI are at its best and that killer post credits scene wow. Dont listen to the critics they have all been hatin since deads mans chest just go watch you'll love it 10/10… Expand

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dunnyoneMay 29, 2017

I am 100% convinced that the positive reviews are written by robots. Those who actually saw this garbage will know that there is not a single redeeming factor in this drek that, bizarrely, copies its big action scenes from other films, likeI am 100% convinced that the positive reviews are written by robots. Those who actually saw this garbage will know that there is not a single redeeming factor in this drek that, bizarrely, copies its big action scenes from other films, like Fast and Furious! I mean, did the directors not see another action film in the past decade? It's all the same stuff, with a terrible script, piss-poor acting and a meandering story. Please, ignore the positive reviews - you'll notice that the writing is a little off, that's because the studios hire foreign (mostly Asian) writers to crack out positive reviews to offset the mostly negative ones done by the critics. This time, the critics are spot on. AVOID THIS TURD! I loved the first three, but the fifth Pirates is actually worse then the fourth one - a feat I thought was impossible.… Expand

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imthenoobMay 28, 2017

Starting the pros before the cons - Johnny Depp still owns it. I liked seeing the back story of Jack Sparrow and his history with Salazar. Brenton Thwaites shows a lot of promise as a future lead of the series.

The cons - Orlando Bloom, inStarting the pros before the cons - Johnny Depp still owns it. I liked seeing the back story of Jack Sparrow and his history with Salazar. Brenton Thwaites shows a lot of promise as a future lead of the series.

The cons - Orlando Bloom, in his short bit through out the film, was just awful. The special effects were not as good as previous films and looked quite awful in some bits. The entire plot was predictable from start to finish. Bardem was a huge disappointment as Salazar, His constant breaking of his accent threw me off the whole film and he just wasn't that good of a villain (I mostly blame the writers because Bardem is a fantastic actor and a personal favorite). The entire was very anti-climactic and did not justice sitting through the nearly two and a half hour run time. Also what is up with Barbossa's sacrifice? It was so freaking needless, They could have set up a better send off for such a good character. I am not sold on Kaya Scodelario as a future lead, She just fits such a type cast role and doesn't really bring anything new to the table.

Overall, It just doesn't live up to other films in the series. I like it slightly more than At Worlds End, which I thought was the worst film of the series, but that's it.… Expand

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FadeBlackJun 6, 2017

Super fun, high seas adventure with one of the, if not the greatest cinematic pirate of all time, the eternal Captain Jack Sparrow. Admittedly, at this point the films are highly formulaic, and largely predictable, which at the end does dragSuper fun, high seas adventure with one of the, if not the greatest cinematic pirate of all time, the eternal Captain Jack Sparrow. Admittedly, at this point the films are highly formulaic, and largely predictable, which at the end does drag them down a bit, as little to nothing new is offered. But if you're going to follow a formula, make sure you follow an awesome one, and Pirates certainly delivers on this front.… Expand

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SEROJJun 3, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. High expectations = high disappointment. I am sorry but Barbosa's death was not emotional to me! That "tatoo" on his hand is USELESS and pathetic since it appears SECONDS before his death. Also - where the f was Will? He could've helped. And its pity that they never met with Jack. However i liked "Salazar" as a villian but still - if they could escape from the triangle whenever Jack betrays his compass, he did it many times before so... and by the way Paul's scene was such a marketing move. At least, he deserved a better joke than that. The "witch girl" should've been Davy Jones' daughter... makes more sense. Whatever. A decent movie. Such a shame.… Expand

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JNOTROct 30, 2017

Entertaining, funny, full of action and adventure, emotional, this delivery is a roller coaster. Sandberg and Rønning manage to take this film forward with a very good narrative that never gets boring. The CGI is impressive, although thisEntertaining, funny, full of action and adventure, emotional, this delivery is a roller coaster. Sandberg and Rønning manage to take this film forward with a very good narrative that never gets boring. The CGI is impressive, although this does not reach the height of At the End of the World (which in 2007 was nominated for the Oscar for Best Visual Effects). The return of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley is excellent and they achieve, in my opinion, the best moment of the saga. The only thing that I did not like was Jack Sparrow who here is totally silly, while in the previous installments he managed to have moments of seriousness that he never gets to have here.… Expand

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DarknesShadeAug 30, 2017

Really? i expected people to dislike this (because its fun to do so) but this, for me, was the second best "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie so far, its just funny and enjoyable

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SirEpicPigeonMay 31, 2017

I don't get all the complaints. Did I even watch the same movie as the critics? If you love the Pirates movies then you are going to enjoy this one aswell. The way they involved Will Turner was clever, the story was great and Jack was stillI don't get all the complaints. Did I even watch the same movie as the critics? If you love the Pirates movies then you are going to enjoy this one aswell. The way they involved Will Turner was clever, the story was great and Jack was still funny. This movie is a great ending to the series. It gave closure… Expand

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MMBoschMay 26, 2017

A fitting end to the saga, Dead Men Tell no Tales is a delightful adventure, with great action set pieces, beautiful locations, good new characters and witty dialogue. It's quite emotional and far superior to it's predecesor.

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joyalMay 27, 2017

this one is fun & action packed entertainment provided by Captain Jack Sparrow.I really can't find any reason not to love this movie, it is not the best in the series, still it is worth a watch. For me seeing my favorite pirate sailing oncethis one is fun & action packed entertainment provided by Captain Jack Sparrow.I really can't find any reason not to love this movie, it is not the best in the series, still it is worth a watch. For me seeing my favorite pirate sailing once again is the greatest pleasure.This film is visually stunning n action scenes are good with mix of comedy,cinematography is good and Like all other pirate of Caribbean series,this one also filled with cool music n awesome background score; I loved it. And always Johnny Depp is excellent as mighty Jack Sparrow. If you are a fan of Jack Sparrow n pirates ,u will like this ,for others also this one is a enjoyable fun sailing.… Expand

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deansargeMay 28, 2017

A lot better than expected. not sure what movie the pro critics were watching? but their marks dont do the film justice. took 4 kids ages 8-11 and they all thought it was great marking it 9-10, give it a try.

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geo2209May 28, 2017

Easily the 2nd best Pirates movie out the franchise. Javier Bardem killed it as Captain Salazar and the new girl is beautiful and funny and whipsmart. Depp was his usual Jack Sparrow although it wasn't his best performance.

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PiratePat89502May 26, 2017

This movie is awesome! All the laughs of the 2nd, all the action of the 1st. Best Pirates yet!! It's the most straightforward plot, great music, and a laugh a minute. Definitely the best Pirates. When can we get #6?!!

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ThuzzwoobMay 27, 2017

Very funny jokes, good Characters and good, interesting and funny story. Not perfect, but the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie so far. My new favorite movie of that franchise.

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Rix397May 27, 2017

"Pirates of the Caribbean" is back with a whole new adventure, as Johnny Depp returns with another great performance as Jack Sparrow. A good villain in Javier Bardem, fresh new faces and returning characters such as Hector Barbossa and Will"Pirates of the Caribbean" is back with a whole new adventure, as Johnny Depp returns with another great performance as Jack Sparrow. A good villain in Javier Bardem, fresh new faces and returning characters such as Hector Barbossa and Will Turner, "Dead Men Tell No Tales" is a lot of fun with great visuals, funny dialogues and cool action. Though there are some cliches and a bit of an underwhelming moment towards the end of the movie, they can't keep this movie from telling us a new, adventurous tale.… Expand

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66jdMay 30, 2017

This is easily as good as all the other sequels. Obviously the first film was the standout as it was the original that introduced these characters, settings, stories, soundtrack for the first time in a wholly original and ground-breaking way.

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AstroBoyMay 28, 2017

The previous part of the movie was created by accountants. This time they had hired some professionals. Of course do not expect high level drama and masterpiece characters. It is a typical family movie bringing some fun and entertainment bothThe previous part of the movie was created by accountants. This time they had hired some professionals. Of course do not expect high level drama and masterpiece characters. It is a typical family movie bringing some fun and entertainment both for 15 and 55 years old. But I had a good time watching the movie and were neither bored nor irritated.… Expand

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PirateloverMay 28, 2017

This was a good movie! A fun movie to watch! Our entire family liked it! No POC movie will be as good as first two but this one wrapped up the story lines. It was comedic and Depp played his usual Pirate self! Please! There are so many movieThis was a good movie! A fun movie to watch! Our entire family liked it! No POC movie will be as good as first two but this one wrapped up the story lines. It was comedic and Depp played his usual Pirate self! Please! There are so many movie series that should come to an end but this is not one of them! Captain Jack's nemesis, Captain Salazar, was creepy and the half dead crew looked pretty good! It's not up for an Academy award but it's good clean comedic fun filmed in another beautiful location! I enjoyed it! I hope there's another sequel that was eluded to in clip after the credits!… Expand

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Berni_92Jun 6, 2017

Its not the best movie from the series, but only the fact that he is far better than the fourth movie ill give 7 out of 10.

But its on the right way.

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ZeagMay 30, 2017

As someone who thought the third and fourth movies were insufferable bore-fests, I went into this opus (in a nearly empty IMAX cinema, I might add) fully prepared for deception.

By the end I cam out very pleasantly surprised. Javier BardemAs someone who thought the third and fourth movies were insufferable bore-fests, I went into this opus (in a nearly empty IMAX cinema, I might add) fully prepared for deception.

By the end I cam out very pleasantly surprised. Javier Bardem is nowhere near as cringe-inducing as I thought he'd be and there's enough returning cast to not make this feel like some sort of B-Roll direct-to-dvd sequel.

Action sequences are entertaining and well spread along the film, unlike At World's End and Jack Sparrow's wackiness has been toned down to more tolerable levels compared to Stranger Tides.

The most satisfying moment is probably the ending though. Without spoiling anything, by the end of the movie it totally feels like all loose ends in the series have been tied and it could be put to sleep or go on with a new cast of characters.

All in all if you're fans of the series, do yourself a favor and go make your own judgement, you might be pleasantly surprised.… Expand

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The_T-10May 27, 2017

Expectations is everything with these movies. While the previous Pirates of the Caribbean (PotC) movie feels more like a spin-off than a direct sequel to the original trilogy, "Dead Men Tell No Tales/Salazar's Revenge" continues the lore ofExpectations is everything with these movies. While the previous Pirates of the Caribbean (PotC) movie feels more like a spin-off than a direct sequel to the original trilogy, "Dead Men Tell No Tales/Salazar's Revenge" continues the lore of the first 3 movies. While continuity errors are somewhat blatant, you can't say this movie is the worst of the 5 PotC movies. The actions are more grounded than the previous movies, and they managed to salvage themselves after the less-than-mediocre "On Stranger Tides". The humor's there, and just enough. The amount of screen time of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley probably means that there'll be more of these movies in the future. There's also a familiar feels to the first movie in this one. Perhaps this familiarity is what makes critics hate it. But seriously, if you despised "On Stranger Tides", this one you'll probably like. I'd say this is the best PotC movie since the first one back in early 2000's.

Oh, and Javier Bardem, as always, is menacing as the latest baddie "Capitan Salazar".… Expand

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TheGamerKnightMay 28, 2017

You know, I've liked the past few Pirates movies (didn't really like the first one though). This one was pretty great, though it felt kind of lacking. The humor was more reliant on sexual innuendos than anything else, and that was kind ofYou know, I've liked the past few Pirates movies (didn't really like the first one though). This one was pretty great, though it felt kind of lacking. The humor was more reliant on sexual innuendos than anything else, and that was kind of disappointing. Other than that, this is a really fun movie.

By the way, this is NOT the last Pirates movie. This is only the beginning of the final chapter.… Expand

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RetroMgroupMay 27, 2017

this film may has some problems but when you watch it you will enjoy for what you are watching and that is enough to give this film 10 because we are watching films to feel both better and enjoy that is why films created . to show dreams andthis film may has some problems but when you watch it you will enjoy for what you are watching and that is enough to give this film 10 because we are watching films to feel both better and enjoy that is why films created . to show dreams and fiction . M.E THE LEADER OF RetroM group… Expand

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dharmaJun 1, 2017

It seems I liked this installment of the Pirates of the Carribean series more than the critics. It's a return to form to the franchise: great fun, some impressive set pieces, and a strong set of casts. Yet the question is are we experiencingIt seems I liked this installment of the Pirates of the Carribean series more than the critics. It's a return to form to the franchise: great fun, some impressive set pieces, and a strong set of casts. Yet the question is are we experiencing a bit of a franchise fatigue? A good idea stretched too thin over 5 films? This particular weakness may be the reason that it is not as successful as its previous installment.… Expand

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kiwijinxterJun 4, 2017

Once again, the "professional critics" show they are ignorant and know nothing about a darned good story! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a true return to form. The feeling I got when I first watched this was the sameOnce again, the "professional critics" show they are ignorant and know nothing about a darned good story! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a true return to form. The feeling I got when I first watched this was the same feeling I got when I watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It reminded me of the excitement of the early movies, the intrigue, and the sense of wonder, all captured in the first movie. After the so-so Pirates 3 and Pirates 4 (which I feel was the worst of the series), this is the Pirates' return to form. It has everything. It's got action like Fast & Furious, it's got familiarity like Star Wars, it's got heart and jokes like, well, the first Pirates of the Caribbean. And of course, FANTASTIC CGI - I couldn't stop staring at that "floating hair" of Captain Salazar! This is a movie beautifully made for those who longed for the excitement of the first one. The characters are all fleshed out well - Henry Turner, Carina Smyth (hint: I won't throw spoilers here about her name), Captain Barbossa and of course, aye, silly old Jack Sparrow. You'd be missing out big time if you listened to the useless professional critics. Watch it, and decide for yourself. Thankfully, I always ignore pro critics - they're the most unreliable bunch when it comes to movies. Ultra highly recommended if you liked the first Pirates. This installment has truly redeemed the series. Go Pirates!… Expand

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bfoore90May 31, 2017

So-so movie, it brings alot of good things to the table for the franchise and it does some bad to it at the same time. Starting off, Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp are the highlights of this movie. Whenever they're on screen, you know theSo-so movie, it brings alot of good things to the table for the franchise and it does some bad to it at the same time. Starting off, Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp are the highlights of this movie. Whenever they're on screen, you know the movie is going to get better and it does get better. I thought Brenton Thwaites was also a good casting as Will Turner's son even though his character is a bit forgettable (hence I can't remember his name). This movie is sloppy in terms of execution, pacing is all over the place, editing is also choppy and could have been done better. I also found it sad that they took away Jack Sparrow's wit that made him such a great character in the first one and kinda turned him into a drunken buffoon, who while is still fun to watch on screen there just isn't this aura that he is always two steps ahead of you. In the end, this movie is pretty up-and-down but its entertaining nonetheless and should please fans of the franchise.… Expand

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ArianLightJun 4, 2017

This movie is good. It is better than the movie before and dare I say the best of the series. When is number 6 coming out? Story is good. Acting is Great.

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Mac2311Jun 20, 2017

This is actually the first Pirates movie that really grabbed me and held me throughout the film. Though I enjoyed the others the plots always seemed to get a little too unhinged. This one stuck to more of a linear storyline which I liked moreThis is actually the first Pirates movie that really grabbed me and held me throughout the film. Though I enjoyed the others the plots always seemed to get a little too unhinged. This one stuck to more of a linear storyline which I liked more since it helped me to get more invested in it.

Great performances and set pieces all around. Capt Jack as usual is a delight to watch on screen.

This movie really ties up all the plot lines. If this is the send off for the series it is a good one. Hopefully the don't try to pull this out from the grave since it now has a fitting end.… Expand

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Moviereviewer15May 29, 2017

All I'll say is that this movie brings the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise back to it's glory and delivers a strong final note for this franchise, if this is indeed the last movie, unless the post credits scene gets fans and generalAll I'll say is that this movie brings the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise back to it's glory and delivers a strong final note for this franchise, if this is indeed the last movie, unless the post credits scene gets fans and general audiences to want to see another one. In closing, you should see this movie, Savvy.… Expand

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NagoyablueJul 9, 2017

Just terrible. Plot is.....thin. Characters are......thin. Even 2 of the main stars have had enough and managed to escape with just a cameo. Unfortunately, this film attempts to usher in a new generation of pirates, to keep the cash cowJust terrible. Plot is.....thin. Characters are......thin. Even 2 of the main stars have had enough and managed to escape with just a cameo. Unfortunately, this film attempts to usher in a new generation of pirates, to keep the cash cow ready for another milking. There are literally no redeeming features for this film. It's utterly, utterly, terrible. Just do yourself a favor, and don't watch it. I only went 'cos my kids made me take them.… Expand

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funnystuffmateJun 6, 2017

Dead men tell no tales is fenomenal to look at, but insufferable to watch. The former stars like Sparrow and Barbossa completely lost their charm and charisma due to an unbearably bad written script. Jack Sparrow used to be a smart and funDead men tell no tales is fenomenal to look at, but insufferable to watch. The former stars like Sparrow and Barbossa completely lost their charm and charisma due to an unbearably bad written script. Jack Sparrow used to be a smart and fun character that eventually would amaze his surroundings. But instead in this 5th sequel he turned into an expired pirate who only communicates via short one-liners with no comedic content. This was by far the worst movie I've seen since many years back and it was a complete disappointment.… Expand

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Compi24May 31, 2017

While this is easily the best installment in Disney's lucrative swashbuckling franchise since "The Curse Of The Black Pearl," considering how sparsely entertaining the middle three installments separating these two films were for me, it's notWhile this is easily the best installment in Disney's lucrative swashbuckling franchise since "The Curse Of The Black Pearl," considering how sparsely entertaining the middle three installments separating these two films were for me, it's not necessarily saying a whole lot. And with "Dead Men Tell No Tales" not exactly defying the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" formula here (supernaturally charged villain, mystical McGuffin/plot device, physics-defying set pieces, confusing finale, etc.) I can't exactly get away with recommending this one to you. However, if you're a big fan of the previous installments and/or you go into this one expecting what it is -- an inane, yet harmless cgi-fest featuring a couple engaging action sequences and an always watchable performance from Johnny Depp -- you might be a bit more entertained than you thought you'd be.… Expand

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Jim222001Jun 15, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Quite entertaining despite all the bad reviews. Critics are just tired of Jack Sparrow I think. They are not tired of Fast and Furious movies though ? The movie is fun and better than the 4th one. Kaya Scodelario makes a good addition as Carina Smyth. Who gets either confused as a witch or...a whore because she's a horologist lol. There's plenty of humor like that throughout that makes this one of the better Pirates movies.
While Javier Bardem once again makes a great villain as Captain Salazar. Who from the trailers you probably figured out, is a spirit wants vengeance on Jack Sparrow.
Otherwise stuff, like the search for Poseidon's Trident is as silly as the search for the fountain of youth in the last film. Also don't expect too much Orlando Bloom but it's nice to see him back nevertheless.
If this is the last one I wouldn't complain since it's a fitting ending.… Expand

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HirdannenMay 27, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Well, there are still Pirates out there. I didn't like the 4th installment, with Blackbear[d] (pun intended), I can't even remember correctly the story, other than "It was pointless". I went to see the 5th because frankly I like Javier Bardem and I knew I was going to enjoy seeing him on the screen, even if the movie is worthless.

Well, I expected worse. This is still an over-the-top movie with Johnny Depp in it, Cameo appearances from Orlando/Keira and a young couple which tries to be the real stars of the show. Henry (the boy/ son of Orlando Bloom) is pretty much well... uninteresting. He has a clear motivation, but nothing much than that. Carina (the girl/ daughter of Barbossa [which we understand only at the end]) was more interesting (is that because I'm a guy ?). She's the only character taking herself seriously and is involved with the emotional stuff ("I found my lost father, only to lose him a few seconds later"), which you may or may not like. I think it's more the actress that stands out more than the role, since what's stuck in my memory is her widely open blue eyes. So I'm not sure if the character itself is so interesting... Everything is over-the-top in PotC, even the serious issues. That's to be expected.

Costumes and design are wonderful imo. It does add to the over-the-top.

Javier Bardem does his job as the Boogeyman and has more screen-time than anybody else, even leading to some insights about Jack Sparrow's past and nickname. However I expected a more frightening presence from the "Dead" members of his crew. They just looked like half the invisible man and half Edward Scissorhands for the most part. I liked the character only because it was one of my favorite actors in the role, not because of the character itself.

Also I had one jump-scare, completely unexpected (as did everyone else in the theater).

Is this movie good ? Well no, but it's not worse than the last one. It's a little improvement, but maybe it would be time to put to rest the franchise, no ?

Yeah I know, this is not really a helpful critic. But at least you know now there is nothing unexpected in this movie (except one specific moment).… Expand

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harmybMay 30, 2017

GOOD.

The fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean series is a GOOD movie, not VERY GOOD. It was entertaining, kept the funnier elements from the previous movies, and wrapped the series up well. There are a few issues, such as howGOOD.

The fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean series is a GOOD movie, not VERY GOOD.

It was entertaining, kept the funnier elements from the previous movies, and wrapped the series up well.

There are a few issues, such as how the end of the a character was handled. This, to me, seemed a little brushed over, and feel s/he should have had a better send off. And some of the CGI was a little distracting.

Nonetheless, if you are a fan of the series, as I am. I'm sure you will enjoy this movie.

6/10 - GOOD.… Expand

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Jorge213May 30, 2017

Don't let the critics fool you! This movie is fantastic. This time around, it is more darker, more action packed, and the plot is very engaging. All the attention to detail and cinematography is gorgeous. One minor complaint is that they justDon't let the critics fool you! This movie is fantastic. This time around, it is more darker, more action packed, and the plot is very engaging. All the attention to detail and cinematography is gorgeous. One minor complaint is that they just went along with Will Turner becoming the captain of the Flying Dutchmen, I wished they elaborated more and were more careful about linking the movies together. The antagonist "Captain Salazar" was ever more creepy and couldn't do a better job filling the role. Overall am very happy and know that there will be another sequel!… Expand

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gameballJun 4, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I loved it! Yes, it is made for the family audiences but it really kept me going for two hours! It is an action filled adventure on the high seas from the times when Britannia ruled the waves. It has it all! Action, pirates, sailors, ghosts and what not, but it really is entertaining! You have no other option but to take your kids to this one, you will not be sorry.… Expand

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zidan16Jun 5, 2017

i dont know why people go into these films with high expectations that it will be serious, these movies are made to be funny and ridicoulus why cant people see that. i had a really fun time watching this movie and its my second favorite pretes movie

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SparrowsbrideJan 13, 2018

Dead Men Tell No Tales is probably the best POTC movie yet. I don't understand what the critics were smoking when they gave it sich low score.

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cecevasquezMay 27, 2017

This is the first review ive ever written on a movie. WOW! WOW! WOW! WOOW!! This movie was so flawlessly directed from beginning to end. So much action, so much to laugh at, so much excitement, and some tears as well. Their were no cornyThis is the first review ive ever written on a movie. WOW! WOW! WOW! WOOW!! This movie was so flawlessly directed from beginning to end. So much action, so much to laugh at, so much excitement, and some tears as well. Their were no corny jokes, and every cast member was able to shine! Just an awesome film. I am so excited for the next one to come out! (whenever that is) The directors seem like they took years to make this film as it was so well put together! Please go see this film! you will not be let down. You need to watch it in extreme definition to really get all the cool sound effects vibrating through your skin!… Expand

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veelaMay 30, 2017

Wonderful, funny and through and through entertaining. Sure not the best of the franchise but a great movie nonetheless. Especially Geoffrey Rush and Javier Bardem stand out and are worth the money for a ticket alone.

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TheQuietGamerNov 22, 2017

Easily the best of the Pirates sequels. Yet it still fails to recapture the magic of the original. It's ability to return a sense of fun into the series comes at the expense of the plot. The story-telling is half-heated and it's cool newEasily the best of the Pirates sequels. Yet it still fails to recapture the magic of the original. It's ability to return a sense of fun into the series comes at the expense of the plot. The story-telling is half-heated and it's cool new villain is ultimately rendered forgettable despite an excellent performance from Javier Bardem. Yes, this one is all about the jokes and some over-the-top action sequences. Ultimately I can live with that. It's a big improvement over the blandness of the last three Pirates films.

Johnny Depp is once again able to remind us why his character was so likable the first time around. Here though his buffoonery and eccentric mannerisms are heightened to the point of being cartoonish. It ensures that there are more laughs in the film than ever before, but it makes it hard to actually take any of this seriously. A shame as the first Pirates managed to both make us laugh and get invested in it's characters and plot. The whole cast is largely on point. Particularly the returning faces such as the always excellent Geoffrey Rush and Kevin McNally. Newcomers Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario are basically just there to inject some new pretty faces into the mix, but they manage to fit in with the rest of the cast quite well. Fans will get a kick out of seeing the long-awaited return of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, even if only briefly. When all is said and done this latest Pirates flick gets more right than it does wrong. Especially when in comparison to those truly dreadful sequels that came before it. It makes Pirates fun again. The problem is that it's just lacking in any sort of depth. It's all about the jokes and flashy action, both of which it has in spades. Neither of those make for a great movie when the writing is weak and the villain is so sadly squandered, but at least it's entertaining. I still don't think Pirates should have ever gone past the first movie, but at least this latest outing seems to point towards what could eventually be a decent follow up to the original.

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SherlocksJul 3, 2017

Well worth a look if you like the series, its has it all in a nice package. All the old gang is back together again all don't look like they have aged a day. Would have loved a more grounded story rather than all the super natural stuff.Well worth a look if you like the series, its has it all in a nice package. All the old gang is back together again all don't look like they have aged a day. Would have loved a more grounded story rather than all the super natural stuff. Maybe the 6th could have an actual human captain behind it so I'm hopeful they do a few more.… Expand

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moviemitch96May 26, 2017

I didn't go in expecting much from this, which is definitely good, because it was just a fun, yet flat-out ridiculous time at the theater! It really doesn't do anything new or bring anything too interesting to the table, but like I said, itI didn't go in expecting much from this, which is definitely good, because it was just a fun, yet flat-out ridiculous time at the theater! It really doesn't do anything new or bring anything too interesting to the table, but like I said, it does have its moments of ridiculous, over-the-top fun that this franchise has become best known for, for better or for worse. Overall, I really don't have much else to say about this one other than it's more of the same and is what most audiences who are all too familiar with the franchise thus far can come to expect, which is a mindless, albeit somewhat entertaining ride with Captain Jack Sparrow!… Expand

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eagleeyevikingJun 16, 2017

A hefty budget of $230 million breathes new life into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise in terms of special effects and action spectacle. However, the investment doesn't show in the bloated script, predictable MacGuffin plot, as well asA hefty budget of $230 million breathes new life into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise in terms of special effects and action spectacle. However, the investment doesn't show in the bloated script, predictable MacGuffin plot, as well as the uninspired acting.… Expand

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kivayugimotoJun 3, 2017

Better than expected; new characters also added to the storyline; Jack Sparrow is still funny & entertaining; worth seeing in a theater. There is one post-credit scene hinting at another sequel at the end of the movie scroll.

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Danielhero1998Jun 9, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Pirates Of The Caribbean is one of my favorite movie franchises of all time. I loved the first 3 movies, and enjoyed parts of 4. Going into Dead Men Tell No Tales, I was really excited. It had great Norwegian directors behind it (Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg), the trailers were great and I was expecting a great fun ride. I left the movie really satisfied. This is the best Pirates movie since The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003).

Plot: Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil's Triangle bent on killing every pirate at seanotably Jack. Jack's only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.

It was full of great action, effects, humor, music, acting, it was a lot of fun, and it has a good, but complicated story. The beginning of the movie with young Henry meeting his father Will on board the Dutchman was toughing and sets up the motivation for Henry wanting the Trident perfectly. Carina's motivations for getting the Trident, while not as great as Henry's, was still good.

Jack Sparrow is the same Jack Sparrow we all know and love, and Johhny Deep is once again great as the character, Salazar was a great villain with a great motivation for wanting revenge against Jack, Henry and Carina were great new additions to the franchise, but not on the same level as Will and Elizabeth, but way better then the priest (or whatever he was) and the mermaid in On Stranger Tides. The best character in the movie was Barbossa. Geoffrey Rush is fantastic as he has been in all of the movies, and the fact that Carina is revealed to be Barbossa's daughter is fantastic, and his sacrifice at the end was great and sad.

The ending with Henry reuniting with his father (Will), and Will reuniting with Elizabeth, and Jack setting course for a new adventure was amazing and would a great ending to the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise, but there is an after credits scene, which maybe teases a potential sixth Pirates movie with the return of fan- favorite villain Davy Jones.

Problems I have with the movie are one subplot that wasn't needed and led to nothing and an underwhelming climax compared with the other movies' climaxes.

Overall, Dead Men Tell No Tales is a great fun ride that I was never bored with. I think the critics are being way way to hard on this movie. If you love the Pirates movies, even if you weren't a fan of the 4th one, you will enjoy this movie. If you didn't like the Pirates sequels (or the Pirates movies), then this one will not change your mind. If you require movie to be serious or make sense logically, then this isn't the movie for you.

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