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geyniga003Apr 18, 2015

I went to the movie theater to cheer up with my favorite funny man Kevin James, this movie only assured the fact that i should kill myself sooner. Next time i see a Kevin James movie, i am bringing a noose.

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Annoymous1Apr 17, 2015

Wait, the movie was trying to be serious? I doubt it, this is one of the most critically panned movies ever made, and I don't blame them. This is the definition of godawful.

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SEROJJul 20, 2018

Without any doubt one of the dumbest movies i've ever seen. I liked the first part when it came out but i thank God i didn't go to the theaters for this one. I'm not surprised to see the low scores and i hope colubmbia pictures won't makeWithout any doubt one of the dumbest movies i've ever seen. I liked the first part when it came out but i thank God i didn't go to the theaters for this one. I'm not surprised to see the low scores and i hope colubmbia pictures won't make another one.… Expand

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WheelzFourReelzOct 15, 2015

This is the exact same movie as the first one, except with an even shoddier script, even more generic characters, and even lamer jokes. But hey, at least it's in Vegas!

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skellys_pal_matApr 18, 2015

Paul Blart: Blah plot. Art? Pah! Abort.

That is the extent of my concise and witty review, but apparently we have to have 150 characters to post a review. Which, incidentally, is more emphasis on character development than Paul Blart has.Paul Blart: Blah plot. Art? Pah! Abort.

That is the extent of my concise and witty review, but apparently we have to have 150 characters to post a review. Which, incidentally, is more emphasis on character development than Paul Blart has. Bazinga. OK, that should fill up the requirement nicely. Goodbye, Internet people.… Expand

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JohnKristoferMay 9, 2015

No Idea why people love it but this movie is much worst than Grown ups 2 or maybe just like Grown Ups 2.
the jokes are forced out and so damn stupid.The trailer looks good I gave it a chance but I was terribly wrong the movie didn't doNo Idea why people love it but this movie is much worst than Grown ups 2 or maybe just like Grown Ups 2.
the jokes are forced out and so damn stupid.The trailer looks good I gave it a chance but I was terribly wrong the movie didn't do anything much to make me laugh it is a pain to watch it.They try too hard to make the audience laugh but it didn't work but there's some jokes that make me chuckle but nope it still hate this movie.The movie is forgettable and horrifically bad.… Expand

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FrnchtoastjesusApr 20, 2015

Have you ever thrown up in your mouth? Remember when your grandfather soiled his 'depends' and how embarrassed everyone felt for him? Remember when you put down your most beloved pet? Blart 2 is worse than that. Sequels seek to make money,Have you ever thrown up in your mouth? Remember when your grandfather soiled his 'depends' and how embarrassed everyone felt for him? Remember when you put down your most beloved pet? Blart 2 is worse than that. Sequels seek to make money, there's some weird justice when you go to see a sequel...you never get over your first meth high... you're always chasing it. Thinking of going to see Blart 2? Save your money and go on line and google 'Meth addicts before and after'. The after will be you coming out of 2. Just say no.… Expand

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ThegodfathersonApr 18, 2015

Kevin James had it coming. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is an abomination of fart jokes, clumsy writing and a cheesy plot. The whole movie is a joke. It was created so that our favourite mall hero, Paul Blart's 'Epic Saga" could be continued. IKevin James had it coming. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is an abomination of fart jokes, clumsy writing and a cheesy plot. The whole movie is a joke. It was created so that our favourite mall hero, Paul Blart's 'Epic Saga" could be continued. I enjoyed the first movie, better than that knock off Seth Rogen comedy, Observe and Report. See, Mall Cop 1, was not only funny, but it was more appealing to a wider audience, it was clean, and proved to us that comedies don't need swearing to make their point clear, example: Observe and Report. The sequel just kills my love for Kevin James and Paul Blart. Blart has lost his charm over the years, and boy, it shows, CRYSTAL CLEAR. So yeah, it's terrible, ignore it at all costs, make sure your kids don't force you either. Mall Cop 2 is like a really bad Kevin James movie, add that to a really stinky sock and add a stupid motor scooter to it, equals to a sequel. In about another 6 years, Blart will be back, but this time in a MENTAL WARD. That should have been the location where Director Andy Fickman should have gone when making this movie. Kevin James lost even the 1.2 % of respect I had for him, he is a goddamn president in Pixels! Pixels looks appealing, but it can be ruined, HINT: Adam Sandler and Kevin James together. Overall, this is a piece of horsesh*t, if you didn't figure out already, and yes, it should be panned by critics of how absurdly bad it is. Fu*k you Kevin.… Expand

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SchroederRockApr 18, 2015

I love Kevin James, but who honestly thought it was a good idea to half-ass a second Mall Cop movie? The first movie was passable at best. The premise isn't terrible, it's just the execution of everything from the script to the directing isI love Kevin James, but who honestly thought it was a good idea to half-ass a second Mall Cop movie? The first movie was passable at best. The premise isn't terrible, it's just the execution of everything from the script to the directing is so "blah". Kevin James should look for better roles. Taking jobs like this just to remind people he is still around comes off as more of a black mark on his record than credible experience.… Expand

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BlackTag666Apr 26, 2015

An utter waste of money, time, acting talent and room for better movies. The director, actors, producers and Columbia pictures can only hope that the world forgets about this flop soon

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Brandinoe25Apr 28, 2015

If you want to laugh read the reviews, after watching this movie I realized I was robbed ten bucks for the ticket, robbed over an hour of my life, and of my sanity. I seen the movie yesterday and couldn't write a review until today due toIf you want to laugh read the reviews, after watching this movie I realized I was robbed ten bucks for the ticket, robbed over an hour of my life, and of my sanity. I seen the movie yesterday and couldn't write a review until today due to me being temporarily retarded. I would recommend going to a nursing home visiting Elderly senile people rather than seeing this movie. it would be much more entertaining and free. I love king of queens, but this dude just can not make a funny movie and I feel bad saying that. If I honestly had to rate it I would rate it a one finger up!! that would be my middle finger… Expand

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flametail23Apr 19, 2015

WHAT THE **** This movie is beyond **** it's a ****ing travesty. Not funny,Kevin James being Kevin James and being too boring. I feel sorry for anyone who had the experience this.
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KaienShibaApr 19, 2015

Aptly name Paul Fart Mauled Cop, just the ads alone get a big fat zero, too bad he can't get Leah Remini to do one with him. Because by himself and out of his stand up shows, he sucks. That laughter he hears is one gets from people seeing himAptly name Paul Fart Mauled Cop, just the ads alone get a big fat zero, too bad he can't get Leah Remini to do one with him. Because by himself and out of his stand up shows, he sucks. That laughter he hears is one gets from people seeing him naked, the line comedy isn't pretty is right but it doesn't have to be uglier than a snaggled toothed mangy dog.… Expand

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Simpsons92Apr 19, 2015

I really don't need to say anything...this is one of the worst movies ever made! This movie is pure s**t! This is even worse than the first one and that is really hard to do. Poor Kevin James, i you know that you can do a lot better...

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Enforcer122Apr 19, 2015

They should make ISIS terrorists watch this movie on repeat until they cough up the information. I think that is enough to explain the absolutely abhorrent film this is.

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BrianMcCriticJul 18, 2015

Can't say this surprised me. The first one wasn't very good so why make a sequel, answer it's Happy Madison. This film is the definition of unneeded. F

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loudrossApr 22, 2015

this movie is about as good as having a dog take a dump in your mouth whilst you are sleeping. There is nothing good about this movie. It's not even memorably bad either, it's not even so bad it's good. The movie is just an absolute pile ofthis movie is about as good as having a dog take a dump in your mouth whilst you are sleeping. There is nothing good about this movie. It's not even memorably bad either, it's not even so bad it's good. The movie is just an absolute pile of awfulness.… Expand

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DavidV293Apr 17, 2015

Like every other sequel. They're bad. The first Paul Blart mall cop was okay. This one is just a mess. Every scene felt like they tried so hard. I respect Kevin James and all I could say that this could be one of the worst movies of 2015.Like every other sequel. They're bad. The first Paul Blart mall cop was okay. This one is just a mess. Every scene felt like they tried so hard. I respect Kevin James and all I could say that this could be one of the worst movies of 2015. Sorry Kevin but you should try next time. Hopefully Pixels the movie would at least be good.… Expand

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doobielife03Apr 27, 2015

This was the biggest piece of **** ive seen in my life. After this movie was over I attempted suicide and then beat my wife brutally. Kevin James is fat.

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trekkerman1Jul 5, 2015

The first half is of a totally depressed Blart, with a few depressing "jokes". The is followed by a bunch of slapstick jokes and what someone thought was funny. Not! Don't waist your time.

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lukechristianscApr 28, 2015

When the jokes fall flat, and the gags don't work also when James falls down they aren't funny! that's what you get when you watch Paul Blart: Mall cop. Star/co-writer Kevin James doesn't know how to time a joke or set up one, the jokes areWhen the jokes fall flat, and the gags don't work also when James falls down they aren't funny! that's what you get when you watch Paul Blart: Mall cop. Star/co-writer Kevin James doesn't know how to time a joke or set up one, the jokes are flat,cheap and stupid. There is no plot! in the first one the action sequences suck (the worst i seen).It is hard to feel for the character when the character is a jerk and poorly written.James tries no matter how hard he tries to make the audience satisfied, picture James in a race no matter how hard he pleases the everyone he fails yo finish the line to please the movie goers. The action sequences suck in this one even more, Sony reopens an unfunny franchise that producer Adam Sandler's production gets to ruin with sappy humor. Grade D-… Expand

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coloradosnowmanMay 12, 2015

This monstrosity basically sums up Kevin Jame's career. If people would just stop paying Kevin James money to keep making movies he would simply go away.

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JacktesMay 27, 2015

Absolute comedic genius to a ludicrous degree. Criminally underrated masterpiece, which I wish would be able to continue into an ultimate climax in the hopefully inevitable third.

God speed you magnificent bastard.

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bigtunaonfilmApr 18, 2015

This movie was a big disappointment to me. I really enjoyed the first one, and I thought that I would enjoy this one too, but it was largely unfunny. There were a couple of parts that made me laugh, but they were all in the trailer. InThis movie was a big disappointment to me. I really enjoyed the first one, and I thought that I would enjoy this one too, but it was largely unfunny. There were a couple of parts that made me laugh, but they were all in the trailer. In retrospect, the only funny parts in this were either in the trailer or were recurring gags from the first movie. Six years is just too long for a sequel. As was proven by other recent delayed sequels (Sin City and 300), some movies are just right were they were, and this was one of them.… Expand

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poopypants69Apr 23, 2015

This movie is so smelly, it made me feel like i needed to change my pants. I am no baby paul! why you movie make me feel like I Blart my pants?!?! Not cool! u Are a cop!? why you no help me?!? is this ferguson?? No! this is movie theetre! IThis movie is so smelly, it made me feel like i needed to change my pants. I am no baby paul! why you movie make me feel like I Blart my pants?!?! Not cool! u Are a cop!? why you no help me?!? is this ferguson?? No! this is movie theetre! I hat u! blarto mc blart fart ! Makes sense why ur name rime wit fart! and shoping cart! or k mart! K mart sucks! so do u blart!… Expand

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RazvMay 1, 2015

This is officially the worst movie I've ever seen at the cinema. From the incredibly bad jokes, to the poor and embarassing acting, and the dull and uniteresting storyline, everything in Paul Blart Mall Cop seems like it's been done by a 5This is officially the worst movie I've ever seen at the cinema. From the incredibly bad jokes, to the poor and embarassing acting, and the dull and uniteresting storyline, everything in Paul Blart Mall Cop seems like it's been done by a 5 year old. It's ridiculous that these types of movies are even being done in this day and age. Horrible.… Expand

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TrillcosbeyMay 17, 2015

Ok def spam on this review!
Both of these douche bags have the same content!
also they have like no reviews wtf is this? Apricot123 Apr 24, 2015 10 The scenes where Paul Blart Mall Cop was on the segway were comedic gold! PaulOk def spam on this review!
Both of these douche bags have the same content!
also they have like no reviews wtf is this?

Apricot123 Apr 24, 2015
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The scenes where Paul Blart Mall Cop was on the segway were comedic gold! Paul blart is one of those movies you might have to see twice! invite the family because they will enjoy this light hearted film..
The movie was very silly, yet made us and the theatre laugh continuously. The young daughter has the best expressions as her father overcompensates in his mall cop role. The movie won't win any awards, but it is very entertaining. Collapse… Expand

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Nobilis1984May 1, 2015

The continuation of the first part is horrific.
They cook after the same recipe, however, the ingredients are old. The story is even worse like in the predecessor and the rest is not better.
Why he only does to himself this mud??

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SammichesApr 26, 2015

Paul Flarp Mall Blarp is the best commercial ever made. Running for an astounding 94 minutes, Blarp is a riveting feature starring Kevin James as boredom in an advertisement for a vegas hotel. As a bonus, when you spend money on your ticket,Paul Flarp Mall Blarp is the best commercial ever made. Running for an astounding 94 minutes, Blarp is a riveting feature starring Kevin James as boredom in an advertisement for a vegas hotel. As a bonus, when you spend money on your ticket, a part of your soul goes to hell to feed the infernal machine. Everybody wins!… Expand

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dyshpoMay 21, 2015

Empty and very hollow sequel that's nothing to its far superior original which in itself was boring and appealed to people of low standards. Devoid of laughs and any since of good taste and film making.

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FilmVirtueMay 22, 2015

Completely trashes the first. Takes, beats it up, and throws it on the ground to make room for this film trash. Fans of the first will likely enjoy the second, but for the rest It's all to familiar.

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ydnar4Jun 27, 2015

I'm not going to lie, I enjoyed the original Paul Blart: Mall Cop, I thought it was fairly funny and I thought this was going to be more of the same. The film is so terribly written, it basically reverses all the things Paul Blart achieved inI'm not going to lie, I enjoyed the original Paul Blart: Mall Cop, I thought it was fairly funny and I thought this was going to be more of the same. The film is so terribly written, it basically reverses all the things Paul Blart achieved in the first film. Kevin James tries so hard to be funny in this movie but it just isn't working here. I can't see how anyone can really like this film which is sad. This is a movie that just did not have to happen and they could've made a better effort, the whole film just seems lazy.… Expand

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tjman09Apr 22, 2015

I watched this and would have left, but then I wouldn't have been able to write this. The first movie wasn't that good, but at least it was partially funny, this one had almost no funny moments, and has tons of other issues. The plot isI watched this and would have left, but then I wouldn't have been able to write this. The first movie wasn't that good, but at least it was partially funny, this one had almost no funny moments, and has tons of other issues. The plot is another ripoff of Die Hard, the movie is way too silly, it's downright stupid, and it suffers from sporadic pacing.… Expand

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MattBrady99Apr 23, 2015

Okay so your telling me that Dredd doesn't have a squeal but Paul Blart dose...life can be unfair sometimes.

The story is about the hero mall cop Paul Blart has been accepted an invitation to the Security Guard Exp in Las Vegas. He takesOkay so your telling me that Dredd doesn't have a squeal but Paul Blart dose...life can be unfair sometimes.

The story is about the hero mall cop Paul Blart has been accepted an invitation to the Security Guard Exp in Las Vegas. He takes along daughter Maya in order to spend more time with her before she heads to college. But nothing can be easy and when Blart learns about a heist about to go down, he does everything in his power to stop it.

The first Paul Blart: Mall Cop I thought was pretty terrible and not that funny, I haven't spoke to anyone who liked the first film so why the hell is they a squeal? maybe for money well if that's the case that back fired as this movie failed at the box office so that's money down the f**king drain. Damn you HollyWood for producing movies like this only for money and nothing else just to insult your auditions who went out of they way to pay and see your movie.

The whole running joke in the movie is fat Kevin James falling over or getting hurt by many different things around him and my god dose this movie repeat it. That is bad and lazy writing right there when your only joke is that. Is that what you could think of seriously?.

The acting from everyone was bad even Kevin James just did the stick in the mood "Hey I'm Kevin James", acting like in every movie he's been in. I know Kevin James is better than this and I actually like the guy in real life and I'm not here wanting him to fail, no I want him to pick roles were he's not just playing Kevin James in his past movies.

Paul Blart is a mall cop and you think his in the mall all through out the movie, nope most of the movie his far away from the mall and he's in Vegas and he still wears the uniform and drives around in that stupid electric mall cop scooter. This movie sucks in so many ways that it sucks out the sense of humor and the lack of intelligence when it comes to it's characters and storytelling.… Expand

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StonedCriticMay 27, 2015

I'm genuinely not sure that any amount of marijuana can save this comedic oil spill. An actual mall cop could've produced, and starred in, a significantly better film...Paul Blart has saved the day one too many times

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smartmartJun 17, 2015

Plart Gart Smart Blart 3: The Awakening was the best movie I've seen since Grown Us 7{good thing master Kevein James is such a great comical Guennis! I laffed until I( started bleeding to death, and went to the hospital! Such fun movie!

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AmigianJul 21, 2015

One of those movies that is meant to be funny on the basis that the lead actor is overweight. This is the ultimate generic movie, but it is not offensive sans you are not left with mental scarring, so I feel it deserves a few marks.