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BlackyMay 13, 2015

Despite all the negative reviews, I found it very funny.
The humour is sometimes stupid, sometimes subtle (you need to know a bit about European and British culture) and it is this combination that made me enjoy the film.

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GazzaJan 1, 2016

I have to say, i can't see how this got so many bad reviews. I loved it! Funny, witty and stupid (in a good way). Too intelligent for some people maybe?

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quincytheodoreFeb 16, 2015

There's an alarming trend of steady decline in quality of Johnny Deep's movies. He performs to his strength as quirky characters, but his recent movies haven't been optimal even with the help of talented cast. Mortdecai is probably the worstThere's an alarming trend of steady decline in quality of Johnny Deep's movies. He performs to his strength as quirky characters, but his recent movies haven't been optimal even with the help of talented cast. Mortdecai is probably the worst of the bunch, an insipid action comedy that fails in creating sophisticated humor, needlessly complicated and above all, dangerously boring.

Mortdecai (Johnny Deep) is a shady art dealer who allegedly dabbles on illegal activities. After several mishandled dealings he suffers quite a significant loss, which pushes him near the brink of bankruptcy. At the same time an art heist occurs, Mortdecai is serendipitously involved in the case. He uses this chance to slither a profit out of the situation. The premise is set for intellect crime with a touch of comedy, but it accomplishes neither as Mortdecai is too placid to be taken seriously and too dull to be amusing.

The movie also brings a strong line-up of actors, such as Paul Bettany, Ewan McGregor and Gwyneth Paltrow. However, the material makes their characters one dimensional. Script often invests too much on particular scenes or rehearses the same joke far too many times, while skimming on development of the case. It makes the pacing plods on some areas and leaves plot holes on the rest.

Dialogues are intricate, yet these suave words might not work and may even come off as shallow. It relies heavily on vulgar tone, but its funnier moments are from slapstick, much thanks to Deep and Bettany. Deep's staple appeal is from his exaggerated motion, he does try to personify Mortdecai but the character itself is too corny and lacking charisma. Paul Bettany is a flexible actor, bulk of his previous characters consist of brooding men, but he looks comfortable in a more relaxed persona even moonlighting as comedy relief.

It's hard to recommend Mortdecai, the movie, just like the character, is not as charming and clever as it thinks it is. Audience can probably get a few laughs if they set their expectation really low, but that shouldn't happen with such assembly of capable stars.… Expand

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TheQuietGamerAug 24, 2015

At times it is a delightfully oddball little film. However that quirky weirdness is also what is going to drag the film down for many. It's humor and style are just too British to appeal to everyone. But those looking for a goofy adventure inAt times it is a delightfully oddball little film. However that quirky weirdness is also what is going to drag the film down for many. It's humor and style are just too British to appeal to everyone. But those looking for a goofy adventure in the vein of the Pink Panther films can find something to enjoy here.

What we get here is another extravagant performance. He plays his absurd character well even if he can't always make him charming. It's the writings fault he is occasionally annoying. Still some laughs are brought on thanks to the goofiness of the character and the situations he is placed in. The real star of the show though is Paul Bettany playing Mortdecai's ever faithful manservant "Jock." His dynamic with the title character is amusing. The rest of the cast is quite excellent. A few characters are underutilized, but still are in top form.

As far of the jokes go it has quite a few funny moments. However it will test your stomach for British humor. Quite a bit of it doesn't translate well. Still I found it to be quite an amusing film all the way through. That doesn't change the fact that there are some dull moments in the film's progression. This complain mainly extends to the film's actin sequences. They feel poorly shot and really lack any excitement of flair at all. I get that action isn't the main focus, but given the height the action-movie genre ha reached, even brief excursions into this territory need to have at least a little more than what is offered here if it wants to avoid causing yawns.

The film's goofiness is really a double-sided coin. On one hand it makes the film something unique and strangely charming, on the other hand many are going to find it to be tedious because of that. I personally think the good outweighs the bad here. With great performances and a quirky sense of humor and style it makes for an enjoyable, if flawed, film that is going to be worth the time of the right audience. It requires an open mind and a bit of taste for foreign humor. Whether or not you can stomach it is just going to come down to personal preference. I personally think it's worth giving a shot. There certainly hasn't been anything like it in a while.

I give "Mortdecai" a 7.4/10.… Expand

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JG22Jan 25, 2015

I don't get a great thrill from going after a movie, but the sheer waste of talent and contempt for the moviegoing public that resides at the heart of "Mortdecai" is unreal. Nobody could have thought this was a good idea while they wereI don't get a great thrill from going after a movie, but the sheer waste of talent and contempt for the moviegoing public that resides at the heart of "Mortdecai" is unreal. Nobody could have thought this was a good idea while they were making it - it's a showcase for Johnny Depp to mug and overact in every scene he's in. Everyone else in the film is supposed to be his straight man while he runs around acting like a lunatic. I cannot understand why this film was made or why $60 million was spent on its production. It absolutely deserves a 0 out of 10 - there's not a laugh in it. What does exist is a conceit to make a '60s caper comedy without a semblance of a plot, wit, or momentum - Johnny Depp in full gesticulation is supposed to make up for all of that. Embarrassed for all involved except for Johnny Depp, who clearly knew what he was doing - and did it anyway. Haven't seen a movie this poor, this miscalculated in many years. At least the moviegoing public has stayed away and spared themselves the abject boredom of sitting through this disaster.… Expand

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WARCHILDJan 28, 2015

Sweet mother of god! How much **** money does this industry have to flush down the nearest toilet? Not a single laugh, left half way through, save your money and don't go.

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ThegodfathersonJan 24, 2015

Mortdecai is definitely underrated. The laughs are underrated and Johnny Depp is underrated. For me, it was a fun movie for whatever it is. Its not the best comedy choice and not the best choice for adults with no sense of british humor. TheMortdecai is definitely underrated. The laughs are underrated and Johnny Depp is underrated. For me, it was a fun movie for whatever it is. Its not the best comedy choice and not the best choice for adults with no sense of british humor. The spy concept was good, and I think it gave it an edge to the film. Ewan and Gwyenth were good in supporting roles, but the main surprise was Depp as a british, cocky, sleek and well mustached Mortdecai. Its fun film with forgivable flaws. Mortdecai deserves a watch on the big screen. Its wild, big and funny.… Expand

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flametail23Jan 23, 2015

I thought this movie was going to suck from the moment I watched the trailer. It provided a few smiles but no laughs. It wasn't a very good time at all.
3/10

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duncan1964Jan 26, 2015

It really is hard to believe how this film turned out so bad. Great cast, good screenwriter and cult source material have been mixed together to create one of the most self indulgent, poorly executed and unfunny comedies in recent memory.It really is hard to believe how this film turned out so bad. Great cast, good screenwriter and cult source material have been mixed together to create one of the most self indulgent, poorly executed and unfunny comedies in recent memory. Depp plays the title character as a cross between Terry Thomas and a Fast Show character, while the rest of the cast orbit him mugging desperately for the camera to try and get noticed. A cinematic disaster of epic proportions… Expand

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EricTheRedJan 24, 2015

This film was witty, funny and silly - intentionally - throughout. It reminded me of the first Austin Powers film. Don't believe the haters. They are too uptight to appreciate a film such as this.

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behzadhoseini77Jan 23, 2015

I went into Mortdecai expecting a terrible film, but I left the theater with a smile on my face. This film made me laugh more then I thought and it was actually enjoyable. The critics hated this film, and I usually agree with critics, but II went into Mortdecai expecting a terrible film, but I left the theater with a smile on my face. This film made me laugh more then I thought and it was actually enjoyable. The critics hated this film, and I usually agree with critics, but I had a lot of fun with Mortdecai. Johnny Deep gives his best performance since Pirates of the Caribbean, and his mustache is a lot less annoying then I thought it would be prior to seeing this film. I still don't understand the R rating, since there are only 2 f-words in the film, and no nudity. I would love to see a sequel since it is my understanding that the book has sequels, so hopefully it'll make money this weekend. I think it deserves a watch if you want to be entertained.… Expand

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HaithamBJan 25, 2015

"Mortdecai" (2015) has a sense of humor throughout but it does not feature enough laughs to qualify as "funny". It is entertaining yet disappointing with some kind of style, great ensemble cast but an indifferent plot.

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MattBrady99Mar 10, 2015

Oh my god January is almost over...thank the **** lord, but first I have to review this peace of cinematic trash With Johnny Depp in it, oh boy.

The story to Mortdecai is about the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and anOh my god January is almost over...thank the **** lord, but first I have to review this peace of cinematic trash With Johnny Depp in it, oh boy.

The story to Mortdecai is about the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.

Oh Depp why do you keep doing this? you had it all man. The money, the love from the fans, the Oscar nominations and your spot light. Now look at you. Flop after flop at the box office, very low rating on Rotten Tomatoes and me slowly losing faith in you, and this movie is the extra nail to the coffin of Depp's career because this is by far the worst movie of 2015.

Johnny Depp in this movie was pretty much playing Captain Jack sparrow..again. Nothing much to say about his performance because he's just doing the same performance over and over again. Probably his next movie I bet I'm going to say the same thing that his just doing Jack Sparrow again. Sorry Johnny but you really need to get out of that role of a gay pirate.

David Koepp is the directed of this movie but he's better known for his screenwriting for such films has: Jurassic Park, Spider-man, Panic Room and Mission Impossible. But has a directed he's...okay, not bad, but not amazing, his writing in some films can come off not so good as well. Now he directs Mortdecai and it's painful to say that the directing in this was pretty piss poor terrible and it's like he wasn't even trying in this, but everyone in this movie seems like they do not give a bull about. No wonder it floped hard at the box office.

I hear a lot of critics and people even on YouTube saying that the movie has some little chuckles in it, but that didn't happen here with me. I was in complete silent bored out of my mind of this dreadfully bland, hollow of a movie. From start til finish I felt embarrassed watching this movie, I really was.

I'm sorry but I couldn't find a thing I liked in this movie, not even Gwyneth Paltrow or Ewan McGregor couldn't save this movie from being even close to being alright.

Mortdecai should be best descried has a embarrassment of movies. This movie is worthy of a Razzie Award, and to the people who disagree with me or think this movie isn't all that bad has I'm putting it out then god I wish I was you right now.… Expand

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senselockeJan 23, 2015

Funny. It was funny. Full theater, near-constant laughter, and applause at the end. These negative reviews... they really confuse me.

The pacing was spot-on, the characters unique, the dynamics of Paltrow and Depp were delicious. BettanyFunny. It was funny. Full theater, near-constant laughter, and applause at the end. These negative reviews... they really confuse me.

The pacing was spot-on, the characters unique, the dynamics of Paltrow and Depp were delicious. Bettany does an amazing job as Jock, the "manservant" and all-around badass. McGregor as the bitter spurned lover...

The music was fantastic, the action lovely (especially the bumbling Mortdecai), the chase scenes well-done, the humor whimsical and silly... it was a solid bumbling sleuth-comedy.

Look. The movie is silly, but it's silly in the way a lot of older movies were funny. It's clumsy, farcical, but interesting. Some folks have compared it unfavorably to Austin Powers, having apparently never seen the Pink Panther films. It's oddball, zany, and slightly juvenile, yes, but so is life.

It's not going to win Oscars, or set the world on fire. What it will do is make you laugh, unless you're dead-set against laughing. But people around you will laugh, and have a jolly old time. If you at all have a heart for "silliness", give this a shot. I had a blast, I'll be buying the DVD. Just don't expect serious soul-searching or dastardly political intrigue (don't know why you would).… Expand

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analogkid280Jan 27, 2015

A decent looking film that seems adequately directed. It just needed more jokes. I never felt more disconnected from such a nice looking movie as I have with this one.

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calistyleeJan 28, 2015

This movie was a great adaptation. The critics spoke badly of this movie even before the public had a chance to see it. This character has great potential as a franchise similar to the great Pink Panther series. I left the theatre with aThis movie was a great adaptation. The critics spoke badly of this movie even before the public had a chance to see it. This character has great potential as a franchise similar to the great Pink Panther series. I left the theatre with a smile on my face and wanting more.… Expand

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sambadagoJan 28, 2015

Great film! Paul Bettany has loads of fun with JD. Paul Whitehouse does a great cameo, effing and blinding just as in the subtly sophisticated books by Kyril Bonfiglioli on which it is based. The whole audience was laughing hard. The criticsGreat film! Paul Bettany has loads of fun with JD. Paul Whitehouse does a great cameo, effing and blinding just as in the subtly sophisticated books by Kyril Bonfiglioli on which it is based. The whole audience was laughing hard. The critics don't get it, maybe just flies over their heads. Some Brits won't like it as it mocks them mercilessly. But take em down I say!… Expand

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TVJerryJan 29, 2015

Johnny Depp is known for his eccentric interpretations, which can be marvelous or, in this case, an awkward flop. He plays an upper crust rogue and art scammer with a stupid moustache. There's an unoriginal plot about a stolen painting, butJohnny Depp is known for his eccentric interpretations, which can be marvelous or, in this case, an awkward flop. He plays an upper crust rogue and art scammer with a stupid moustache. There's an unoriginal plot about a stolen painting, but the focus is on his character's supposedly hilarious hijinks and clueless charms. NOT ONE JOKE lands and the supporting cast of impressive talent has taken his lead and avoided all attempts at being funny. The dry direction doesn't offer any help. A new low for Depp.… Expand

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dyshpoMay 29, 2015

Like watching a clown drink himself to death then this movie is for you. Devoid of any sense of humor or comedic timing full of perverse writing equal to the horror of your balls being rendered apart with a fork.
Depp apparently wanted toLike watching a clown drink himself to death then this movie is for you. Devoid of any sense of humor or comedic timing full of perverse writing equal to the horror of your balls being rendered apart with a fork.
Depp apparently wanted to experience flirting with a career failure similar to John Travolta's Battlefield Earth.… Expand

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zouz123Feb 26, 2015

I was so disappointed with this movie, I even went out of the theater with both hands on my face, ashamed that I had to see Johnny Depp this way. Ewan Mcgregor did his part way better. I could say that it's one of the worst movies from Depp,I was so disappointed with this movie, I even went out of the theater with both hands on my face, ashamed that I had to see Johnny Depp this way. Ewan Mcgregor did his part way better. I could say that it's one of the worst movies from Depp, ever. Don't even watch it at home, it's that bad.… Expand

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HimThatIsMay 11, 2015

Much better than I expected. If you are not into corky silly movies, this is NOT for you. Think "Pirates in Caribbean" meet the "Pink Panther". Underrated movie, I find that the seriously cynical and uptight, tend to hate it.

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EnglishScribbleJun 28, 2015

Despite the bad press I have found this an incredibly enjoyable film, as a fan of the Bonfiglioli novels, I found that whilst the film took liberties with the plot it was true to the spirit and flavour of the original books. Many of the theDespite the bad press I have found this an incredibly enjoyable film, as a fan of the Bonfiglioli novels, I found that whilst the film took liberties with the plot it was true to the spirit and flavour of the original books. Many of the the gags that I have seen criticised in the professional reviews are intact straight , word for word lifts from the novels. I do find it quite annoying the professional film critics write a bout a film based on a novel without bothering to first read the novel. Many films of this ilk are hammered for NOT being true to the original and this one is being panned for doing so, damned if one does damned of one doesn't. I understand that this film will probably be completely incomprehensible to most American audiences, and one criticism that I do have is that the film is weakened by the attempts to make it more accessible, the producers should I believe have gone all out and made a film for British audiences and hopped that it transferred (" Four Weddings", "Downton Abby", etc).

Depp's Terry Thomas inspired interpretation of Mortdecai, is actually a much pleasanter character than the original, and in the books Johanna was actually a jewish American, not the frightfully English pseudo Sloane portrayed by GP. I was disappointed by Ewan Mcgregor's Martland at times for an actor of his caliber his inability to produce a convincing English Public School accent was surprising. Paltrow who is an American does a better job.

I did overall though enjoy the film, but less pandering to American audiences would have made it a much better film, it's almost as if the producers started out on the right track and then lost their bottle. It did though make me go back and re read the originals a long forgotten pleasure.… Expand

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norseJun 18, 2023

What a beautifully written and acted movie. I fail to see what audiences complained about. The dialogue is polished, the all star cast really delivered and the plot of the heist movie was refreshing. A pleasure to watch, devoid of fakeWhat a beautifully written and acted movie. I fail to see what audiences complained about. The dialogue is polished, the all star cast really delivered and the plot of the heist movie was refreshing. A pleasure to watch, devoid of fake tension or cringe.… Expand