Girl on the Third Floor

Dark Sky Films | Release Date: October 25, 2019

3.8	USER SCORE Generally unfavorable reviews based on 27 Ratings

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kuehnauApr 2, 2020

I love horror movies, can't get enough of them. Since my state recently put in a shelter order due to Covid-19, I've been simply binge watching a ton of horror movies on streaming sites like NetFlix, Hulu and Shudder. The Girl on the ThirdI love horror movies, can't get enough of them. Since my state recently put in a shelter order due to Covid-19, I've been simply binge watching a ton of horror movies on streaming sites like NetFlix, Hulu and Shudder. The Girl on the Third Floor is a intresting concept, it's a slow burner, cinematography is excellent and the special effects are good. It's pretty much a body horror film. Unfortunately these only take the film so far. At some point I just started to get bored with the film, the over all story just feels like it drags on and on. It doesn't help that there are a few scenes that last far too long and wear out their welcome quickly.

The ending ends up also completely ruining the film. Which is arguably one of the most important points of a film, especially horror films. Intrigue and special effects only take a film so far, the story has to drive it home and this film completely missed the mark.… Expand

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Bmw2301Mar 7, 2020

Just terrible. No clue what really happened. Just dumb. Terrible characters, terrible story. The best word to describe it is TERRIBLE

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Moviecritic75Mar 4, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Terribly acted, predictable, confusing, and lame. Still not sure why the main character decided to eat a marble or their significance in the story.… Expand

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GinakaosFeb 23, 2020

I tried.. I TRIED TO WATCH IT. I feel like you had zero connection to any characters. I find the character introductions were vague. There was no real gore, it wasn't funny.. but hey, I like old Italian Giallo...not for me. And wtf withI tried.. I TRIED TO WATCH IT. I feel like you had zero connection to any characters. I find the character introductions were vague. There was no real gore, it wasn't funny.. but hey, I like old Italian Giallo...not for me. And wtf with the stupid marbles? I tapped out near the end… Expand

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NatT96Apr 4, 2020

What an awful film, the pacing is awful as the film starts off horribly slow. There is too much focus on grossing the audience out than actually giving an interesting horror plot. They seemed to focus so much on gross out that they neglectedWhat an awful film, the pacing is awful as the film starts off horribly slow. There is too much focus on grossing the audience out than actually giving an interesting horror plot. They seemed to focus so much on gross out that they neglected improving the plot and characters.… Expand

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

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TESTOCLEESFeb 25, 2020

Lame not scary, the story was mediocre at best and **** what they did to the dog

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

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BzoneOct 25, 2019

It's sooo bad omw. If you think that it'll get better, trust me... It won't.

3 of 4 users found this helpful31

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qbaseOct 30, 2019

Ελεεινό,τρισάθλιο,απορώ...δεν υπάρχει περίπτωση να δείτε χειρότερη ταινία

2 of 3 users found this helpful21

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AjmoviesJan 15, 2020

Omg this is so baddddd. It wasn’t even scary.
Rating 0% no stars. And don’t watch this

2 of 4 users found this helpful22

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JLuis_001Nov 15, 2019

While I did not enjoy C.M. Punk as the main character, this mixture of haunted house and body horror was a rewarding experience and I didn't really anticipate that.

Its course isn't always the most appropriate but its tone contributes a lotWhile I did not enjoy C.M. Punk as the main character, this mixture of haunted house and body horror was a rewarding experience and I didn't really anticipate that.

Its course isn't always the most appropriate but its tone contributes a lot to maintain the interest, especially because the film does not favor jump scares - Although it could've done it - and achieves an atmosphere more inclined towards psychological horror because after all the haunted house is actually the key element of the plot.

The ending didn't leave me satisfied, but the trip despite the bumps was entertaining. And between so much horror and of such poor quality, this is an option that actually stands out.… Expand

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LuciusMcGibbonApr 15, 2020

CM Punk's acting is so wooden that his screen presence increases 1000% when you pause the movie.

That said, if you can make it through the first half of the movie which I've disdainfully dubbed "This Old House with Phil Brooks," there are aCM Punk's acting is so wooden that his screen presence increases 1000% when you pause the movie.

That said, if you can make it through the first half of the movie which I've disdainfully dubbed "This Old House with Phil Brooks," there are a few scenes that try to entertain, and the third act tries to stick the landing in an interesting way. The operative word here is try. It's all just so aggressively passable... but at least the bogeywoman looked okay.… Expand

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alejandro970Aug 29, 2021

This is the typical horror movie recipe made with low budget and unknown actors. I do not think it is worth remembering but it works without presumption although it likes to take its time; what is certain is that it will not satisfy everyone.This is the typical horror movie recipe made with low budget and unknown actors. I do not think it is worth remembering but it works without presumption although it likes to take its time; what is certain is that it will not satisfy everyone. Of course: if you are going to buy a house, check it down to the last centimeter.… Expand

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GreyhoundesSep 6, 2020

**** marbles and stan Liz, and jus now realizing that was THE cm punk. like what

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JLauSep 27, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Guy, whose wife is the breadwinner, buys a new house to fix up and starts working on it but it is a rotten ex-whore house that doesn't seem to like him.… Expand

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