Universal Pictures | Release Date: February 9, 2018
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MoeLesterJrJul 13, 2018
OK now who the **** wrote this **** and how can i give this piece of crap a -FIVE ****IN HUNDRED. They reached stupid levels that i didnt knew existed. From a dumb teenager targeted softcore cheesy movie they made a cheap lookin wannabeOK now who the **** wrote this **** and how can i give this piece of crap a -FIVE ****IN HUNDRED. They reached stupid levels that i didnt knew existed. From a dumb teenager targeted softcore cheesy movie they made a cheap lookin wannabe action movie that sucks more than Asa Akira in a black gangbang. I lost my last like 7 hours to watch this mighty ****storm and FOR ****IN WHAT....just for a laugh. Expand
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BrianMcCriticMay 19, 2018
This is a better made version of The Room. Side plots that don't matter, characters that just pop in for no reason and have no real impact on the story, and finally a film that's filled with ridiculous sex scenes which in this case rapes aThis is a better made version of The Room. Side plots that don't matter, characters that just pop in for no reason and have no real impact on the story, and finally a film that's filled with ridiculous sex scenes which in this case rapes a bunch of good pop songs. F Expand
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eagleeyevikingSep 19, 2018
Many films fail because they stretch a 5 minute plot into a 2 hour film. This one stretches a non-existent one into a 2 hour film.
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Matin032Apr 19, 2018
I prefer to watch porno 'cause at least I don't have to tolerate terrible performances
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PipeCApr 26, 2018
One hundred and fifty shades as a lightweight and flat-footed alternative of melodramatic entertainment. It's possible to define the incongruousness, incompetence, absurdity, pedantry of this script in just one two-word line, which isOne hundred and fifty shades as a lightweight and flat-footed alternative of melodramatic entertainment. It's possible to define the incongruousness, incompetence, absurdity, pedantry of this script in just one two-word line, which is paraphrased by the great actress Dakota Johnson through, sadly, the role giving her worldwide reputation. That affirmation takes place in the initial scenes of the film, where they want to celebrate a major event, and she said it with such insolence that is offensive: "Is it yours?" What? How is it possible that after a year and a half sleeping together in the same bed, an enviable salary and an almost-a-trillion-dollar grossing she doesn't know that she must stop talking nonsense, he's your husband now, you know he has tons of money, don't you?, with just one sentence, this film provoked an absolute suppression of a serious and rigid review, therefore, I simply sat down on that dark seat to capture blunders and blunders from the beginning of the action to the arrive of the closing credits, I survived miraculously. Normally, in my reviews I talk about performances in a positive way, i.e., if such a component isn't a strong point in the film I opt to omit it, however, most of the time I evaluated them since they are a fundamental part in the harmonious ensemble that made up a feature film. With surmised anticipation, "Freed" has broken the rule. I'm ready to write, with the utmost respect and humility, about Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson and the remaining cast, except Dakota, who performed lousy characters, at least, that keeps it coherent. Likewise, the leading male character never loses that look of concern or that frown when some fatuous vicissitudes arise in the script, we never knew about which "fifty" shadows they've been spoken for more than three hours, he simply seems to be an eye-candy and something else. Dakota Johnson is the only one who impregnates a bit of love on her character, half-heartedly. All right, she's tender, naïve and unnecessarily submissive, but Johnson knows how to turn the card around and get the spectator to try to accept her motivations, an event that never happens. It's cumbersome and delicate to talk about this feature owing to its nature but it's a matter to discuss: the sexual scenes. It's not a secret that for many people the main motive inciting them (mostly young people) to attend a theatre is the curiosity to watch them surrounded by a considerable number of people, a couple having peculiar erotic relations, intimate acts portrayed on the screen smoother than the explicit and bawdy descriptions by the author in the books. Inside a tub, at Mia's, in red rooms, black rooms, cars or beds, any cliché and "coveted" place will have the shameful DNA of "Freed". Artistically, they aren't a feat of art, shots that focus on Anastasia's panting mouth or Christian's muscular back, arrhythmic sequences in which you can feel the lack of feeling between these actors, and even so Dornan claims that he made sure to make his co-star laugh in this kind of scene, I think it was in the final cut. Nor does it have much to brag about in visual terms. From Seattle cold landscapes to luxurious closed spaces, the movie is, almost entirely, locked in the city and in burdensome rooms, only a couple of scenes were filmed in a forest. Metallic colors predominate and a beautiful white is only glimpsed at the beginning, a necessary contrast of repetitive dark nuances. In a nutshell, visually, you expect on the screen, again and again, Johnson's breasts and the same black shoes that Christian wears in two different scenes.

Easily the best part of all this suffering: a fantastic musical accompaniment. And we don't talk about the work done by Danny Elfman, usual composer of the franchise, we refer (again) to catchy hits from artists such as Julia Michaels or Rita Ora and Liam Payne, who take part of a score that will be the next playlist for millennials for a while, electronic danceable sounds provide a kind of uninhibited tone to the scenes, the sad thing here is that even these songs are inserted in a wrong way. Christian closing the door of his red room in the face of his audience is a cynical sign of the little importance that the demanding public meant to this franchise. "Fifty Shades Freed" by James Foley finally says goodbye to the goose that lays golden eggs, bye bye melodramatic loves and dopey plot decisions, gone are those dark times, the light has come not only for the protagonist, also for the public. The short summary created by the flick in the third act, shows the abysmal decay that the movie suffered, simply to conclude with an ending as stereotyped as the film itself. The movie franchise was a very tough nut to crack, but Universal Pictures has broken hearts this Valentine's Day, because its great love, that lover which gave it exorbitant amounts of money, is gone forever, so they say.
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DanteMXAug 26, 2018
A dumb cheap product for dumb cheap people geting even cheaper

Dont even bother to watch this "movie" if you have inteligence and good taste.
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EdenIsNotHereMar 5, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I don't want to waste my time anymore, I don't want to waste your time, just don't see it. This movie has no redeemable qualities to it, shallow, superficial and it had a 1 because sometimes it is ironically good, but most of the time it's tedious as **** Expand
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CTHReviewsSep 10, 2018
In honor of this franchise being done...

Yahoo! This is your celebration Yahoo! This is your celebration Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate) Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate) There's a party goin' on right here
In honor of this franchise being done...

Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world

Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration

Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right, baby

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate) Come on and celebrate, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!) 'Cause everything's gonna be all right Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on) (Let's celebrate) (Celebrate good times, come on!) Celebration
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AMFcriticNov 15, 2018
The only good thing of this, is that finally the Fifty Shades saga is over. 3.0 / 10
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ErikTheCriticSep 26, 2018
Nothing seems to have improved after the calamities that were the first two films. It's more of the same boring, bland slog.
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RyanAustin2002Feb 9, 2018
It's time to stop!!

It's time to stop, okay?

No more.

Where the **** are your parents?!

Who are your parents?

I'm gonna call child protective services.

It's time to stop!!!
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Rebecca31Feb 20, 2018
Much to my horror and disgust I was dragged to see the final chapter of the popular franchise Fifty Shades of Grey. You know the one. The rich dude and yer one spend three movies living up the rich life etc etc. At long last we can sayMuch to my horror and disgust I was dragged to see the final chapter of the popular franchise Fifty Shades of Grey. You know the one. The rich dude and yer one spend three movies living up the rich life etc etc. At long last we can say farewell to the Fifty Shades of Grey saga.

It's the final chapter, they get married and live happily ever after. Only they get married and then Anastasia discovers Christian doesn't want kids right now, but maybe "some day" and also to her surprise she discovers he has a private jet, you know, the kind of stuff any person would be perfectly happy to find out AFTER they get married. If there was a point to this movie I wish someone would tell me because as far as I could see there was no need for this to even exist. A good portion of the film is Christian Grey getting insanely paranoid because his wife doesn't use his last name the second after they get married but it's okay (because he's rich) because he just cares so much. He controls every single aspect of her life but it's okay (because he's rich) because he loves her so much. And he doesn't want her to go out with her friends after work but it's okay (because he's rich) because he doesn't want any harm to come to poor useless, helpless Anastasia. You know all the typical traits of a (psychopath) loving husband. They're starting their new life together, buying a house, getting stalked, going on extravagant holidays, nearly getting kidnapped. You know the usual stuff. As if the story wasn't bad enough each and every line is delivered in a way I was beginning to think this was meant to be a comedy. Hysterically terrible. At one point Christian Grey decides to serenade everyone with a rendition of Maybe I'm Amazed on the piano. But he doesn't just play it, no he sings along too, much to everyone's shock and horror because hard as nails Christian has never sang in front of anyone before and look at this shocking revelation oh my goodness he really must be in love with whats her face cause why else would he break into song and quick someone get me a bucket before I'm violently ill. This is a scene so random and ridiculous the whole cinema found it hilarious. Let me be clear, at no point were we laughing with this film. We were laughing at it.


When I say I loathed this pathetic excuse for a film you know I mean it. If I remember correctly the first one never set the bar very high but this is so much worse. I honestly don't know what the point of Fifty Shades Freed was, they get married and dramatic soap opera stuff happens occasionally, then they go into the play room, then even more dramatic stuff happens. Cringey beyond all reason, enough to drive one mad. There was never a shred of chemistry between Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson so watching the two of them on screen is just painful. Torture, I wanted it to end, unfortunately it has made it's money back and then some but hopefully this is the last we'll hear of Fifty Shades of Grey, a piece of fanfiction that never should have made it into book stores let alone on the big screen. Not recommended.
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VancomycinFeb 9, 2018
Anyone with both hemispheres in their skull will likely require leather straps and chains to make it all the way through this movie.
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SilentTacticianFeb 21, 2018
Ends exactly like you think it will. Dull "sex" and dull story. As soon as it started I wanted it to end. Don't see it.
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bfoore90Feb 11, 2018
Fifty Shades of Free from my girlfriend making me spend my money take her to see these dumb movies because she can't admit that whoever wrote this crap can't write
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stanley834Feb 11, 2018
I'm relieved that this awful trilogy is over. Fifty Shades is, was, and will never ever be considered a love story. It's basically a Mary Sue and Gary Stu living an idealistic perfect life and getting involved in a masqueraded connection thatI'm relieved that this awful trilogy is over. Fifty Shades is, was, and will never ever be considered a love story. It's basically a Mary Sue and Gary Stu living an idealistic perfect life and getting involved in a masqueraded connection that is so unrealistic and unrelatable, as well as conforming to stereotypical gender norms. Those gifts are so darn expensive that majority of the people on this Earth can't afford it. Even more disappointing is that the sex positions is highly biased. smh

The negative feedback of this trilogy is absolutely justified because it's boring and apathetic as heck. EL James is a sick and twisted witch. I would never spend my money on her poorly written books.
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EpicLadySpongeFeb 22, 2018
For the sake of our benefit, can we already not get another nomination for worst picture of the year this early again? Fifty Shades Freed is the conclusion to this painful trilogy, yet even still, I can't even go this far onto this forsakenFor the sake of our benefit, can we already not get another nomination for worst picture of the year this early again? Fifty Shades Freed is the conclusion to this painful trilogy, yet even still, I can't even go this far onto this forsaken franchise and I wish I could regret watching every installment in this blender of a franchise. Expand
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JLuis_001Feb 12, 2018
Cons:
Pretty much everything.
Pros:
It's finally over. I wish I could say something else but no.
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CineAutoctonoFeb 16, 2018
"Fifty Shades Freed" was a very bad movie, although the production was good, this last tape bored me in the worst possible way. Both the sex scenes and the performances are the same, and the story was bad, but the ending is too predictable"Fifty Shades Freed" was a very bad movie, although the production was good, this last tape bored me in the worst possible way. Both the sex scenes and the performances are the same, and the story was bad, but the ending is too predictable and unpleasant. Expand
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andre27Feb 20, 2018
Péssimo, filme com uma história muito má, sem enredo e mais parecia uma filme de ação em certas parte e suspense. Enfim foi porque minha namorada pediu e até gostei dos outros dois mas este foi tão superficial que até doi e as cenas sexuaisPéssimo, filme com uma história muito má, sem enredo e mais parecia uma filme de ação em certas parte e suspense. Enfim foi porque minha namorada pediu e até gostei dos outros dois mas este foi tão superficial que até doi e as cenas sexuais algo diferente e que tinha a sua logica até foi mau. Expand
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LegendaryLassDec 14, 2018
Despite what it obliquely teases, the pay off you may expect is not here for the series. A meandering, more-of-the-same trip with the same confused love vs. abuse message as the rest. Prepare to scream in frustration at the completelyDespite what it obliquely teases, the pay off you may expect is not here for the series. A meandering, more-of-the-same trip with the same confused love vs. abuse message as the rest. Prepare to scream in frustration at the completely self-indulgent and undeserved ending montage. Expand
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DavidHoltzerJun 26, 2019
This movie has nothing interesting happening.The protagonists are very annoying and when something would happen they cut back to be completely boring again.I hope this is the last one.
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meydianarizki21Nov 3, 2020
Ugh..mr grey needs to retire
I didn't read any of these books because I was warned about how awful they were but I'll admit the first two movies were ok. I always disliked Dakota as Anna cause it just didn't fit to me, but understood as I
Ugh..mr grey needs to retire
I didn't read any of these books because I was warned about how awful they were but I'll admit the first two movies were ok. I always disliked Dakota as Anna cause it just didn't fit to me, but understood as I didn't read the book maybe I missed something. but now in this third one she was unbearable. Her character that is, as I don't know her as a person nor in any other role. Mr grey aka Jamie is supposed to be a little local Belfast lad and trust me he should have stayed there.

The movie ran far to long, had completely unnecessary scenes and the sex scenes were just randomly put in to try and make it a topic of conversation. Borrrring. I literally couldn't wait for the climax so it would be bloody o
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LancedSoulSep 22, 2021
You might have missed the climax...and freed from it, and also not the excellent way to end the franchise.
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