Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: June 15, 2007
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grandpajoe6191Sep 23, 2011
"Fantastic Four 2" is extremely terrible. Everything has gotten one step worse, and the more you watch the more paint it will bring you.
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GrasshuggerNov 3, 2011
Do not watch this film. It's a waste of your money and your time. The acting is horrendous, the storyline is garbage and some of the lines which are meant to be serious had me shrieking in laughter. If you want to watch a movie just to laughDo not watch this film. It's a waste of your money and your time. The acting is horrendous, the storyline is garbage and some of the lines which are meant to be serious had me shrieking in laughter. If you want to watch a movie just to laugh at it, look no further than this garbage.… Expand
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heyitsmegrif4Jan 29, 2012
Particularly for me it seems the film is completely worse than its predecessor and is guilty of heavily putting on the cheese along with the film providing awful performances. The film is atrocious besides it great visual effects. I give thisParticularly for me it seems the film is completely worse than its predecessor and is guilty of heavily putting on the cheese along with the film providing awful performances. The film is atrocious besides it great visual effects. I give this film 12%.… Expand
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RayzorMooseNov 13, 2013
Fantastic Four is anything but.
A collage of terrible actors with terrible scripts, given horrendous characters with laughable moments of pure stupidity.
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nahtan1244Feb 14, 2016
A very bad sequel to an incredibly mediocre first try. The fantastic four rise of the sliver serfer fails to try to do things right. Johnny storm and reed Richards are the only good characters again but the silver surfer just looks bad. Don'tA very bad sequel to an incredibly mediocre first try. The fantastic four rise of the sliver serfer fails to try to do things right. Johnny storm and reed Richards are the only good characters again but the silver surfer just looks bad. Don't get me started on what they did to galactus. He is basically a big cloud of nothing really. Overall a really terrible sequel to a mediocre first try… Expand
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cameronmorewoodNov 12, 2012
With not much to work with, the folks behind this sour sequel to the first Fantastic failure, manage to make a bad thing even worse.
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Compi24Nov 28, 2012
Somehow even worse than it's predecessor. Even more silliness and subpar writing seems to find itself into this sequel.
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Cinemassacre94Mar 20, 2016
Be careful what you wish for, you may get it…

For non comic book fans over the age of 13, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is a tedious, incoherent bore. For comic book fans of any age, it is an atrocity - the cinematicBe careful what you wish for, you may get it…

For non comic book fans over the age of 13, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is a tedious, incoherent bore. For comic book fans of any age, it is an atrocity - the cinematic desecration of one of the most storied and beloved of Marvel comic book epics. It reduces iconic characters to soulless special effects and turns one of the most ominous and dangerous of all villains into an interplanetary storm cloud. The action, of which there is little, is predictable and unexciting. The so-called "drama," of which there is far too much, is painful. Soap opera writers would be embarrassed to script such drivel. Then there's the overlay of "comedy," which is intended to reflect the superheroes' comic book origins, except it's not funny and it makes the Fantastic Four seem more like the Four Stooges than a quartet of world saviors. For a story that has been kicking around in one form or another in Hollywood for 30 years (at one point, it was to have starred Olivia Newton-John as the Silver Surfer's girlfriend), it's discouraging that this is the best the filmmakers could divine.

Bring on Galactus, I advised during my review of the underwhelming first Fantastic Four movie. Well, they brought him on and promptly dissed him. He's not much of a presence in the film, always hovering out of sight if not entirely out of mind. And when it comes time for the big "reveal," the word "underwhelming" doesn't do the experience justice. Granted, the Galactus of the comic books, with his bright purple suit and ridiculous helmet, might have looked a little silly on the big screen, but his stand-in is a huge disappointment. To quote Star Trek: The Motion Picture, which also featured a space cloud heading for Earth: "Is that all there is? Is there nothing more?"

When the movie opens, Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) and Sue Storm (Jessica Alba) are trying to get married. But their nuptial plans are interrupted when a celestial traveler called the Silver Surfer (Doug Jones, voice of Laurence Fishburne) arrives at Earth to prepare it as the next meal for his planet devouring master, Galactus. His arrival awakens Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon), who manages through nefarious means to be named the lead scientist on a government project studying the Surfer and his board. Reed, Sue, and the other members of their quartet, Johnny Storm (Chris Evans) and Ben Grimm (Michael Chilkis), find their best efforts to stop the Surfer to be futile, and every time they fail, Galactus looms ever closer.

Director Tim Story, who also helmed 2005's Fantastic Four, seems convinced that the movie must be pitched to pre-teens. There's something unsettling about a superhero movie carrying a PG rating. There are plenty of special effects but the action sequences (which include a soaring flight past New York skyscrapers and a chase featuring a souped-up Dodge - talk about a product placement!) could have been lifted from a video game and the characterization is atrocious. Story is creating a product and he has lost sight of everything that makes the Fantastic Four beloved by fans. I can't say this is the worst comic book superhero movie to grace the silver screen, but it's in the dregs (and this series hasn't even reached #3 yet).

The acting is almost uniformly cringe-inducing. If not for his work in Amazing Grace, I would be convinced that Ioan Gruffudd has no talent whatsoever. Jessica Alba makes love to the camera with her looks but no amount of physical beauty can camouflage the fact that she can't act. (The guy sitting next to me kept murmuring, "She's hot!" not "What an actress!" That, I suppose, is the point.) Nip/Tuck's Julian McMahon froths at the mouth so energetically that one wonders if he has rabies. Stripped of his Shield and trapped under foam and latex, Michael Chilkis comes close to making Ben Grimm a sympathetic figure, until bad jokes get in the way. And Chris Evans is simply annoying, even though he has what comes closest to a character arc.

This movie is a mess. It's as if the script was cobbled together in a rush then changed during filming. The ending, in addition to being a letdown, is nonsensical. A lot of what happens in the film, including the re-introduction of Dr. Doom, feels completely arbitrary. What does it say about a major motion picture when the Stan Lee cameo is the highlight? (That was the only time when I smiled.) Rise of the Silver Surfer is only 90 minutes long but it seems as protracted and pointless as anything else this summer has had to offer.

ise of the Silver Surfer is an insult to comic book aficionados and movie lovers alike. Those who know and love the Fantastic Four will curse Tim Story and 20th Century Fox as they leave multiplexes shaking their heads in disgust.… Expand
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PatrickOJun 18, 2007
Here's a thought. If the Silver Surfer can take out Galactus all by his lonesome, how come he didn't do it a few sentient planets earlier and spare billions of lives and remove the potential threat to his planet? This movie insults Here's a thought. If the Silver Surfer can take out Galactus all by his lonesome, how come he didn't do it a few sentient planets earlier and spare billions of lives and remove the potential threat to his planet? This movie insults the intelligence and is silly. Jessica Alba looks like a freak with the blonde hair and blue contacts. The general guy is an idiot to keep the FF 4 under lock and key while allowing Dr. Doom a free rein (more or less). Don't waste your time unless you are a comicbook fanboy and have to go to such movies on principle.… Expand
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JoeC.Oct 5, 2007
Although i would say this was the better of the two Fantastic 4 movies, it would be much like saying, " Of the two times i have been stung in the face, this was definitely the most pleasureabe" or maybe, "That was the best head-butt to the Although i would say this was the better of the two Fantastic 4 movies, it would be much like saying, " Of the two times i have been stung in the face, this was definitely the most pleasureabe" or maybe, "That was the best head-butt to the crotch my nephew has ever given me." If this movie was just advertised as your run-of-the mill popcorn flick, it may have been tolerable. But if you're gonna call yourself a 'Marvel' movie and include the likes of The Silver Surfer and especially Galactus, you'd better do it right. First of all, the first quarter of the movie was still just talking. I mean, the 4 already have their powers and the beginning is still devoted to nothingness. When the story (and i use that term loosely) finally gets going, the movie really starts to disappoint. Apparently, the Fantastic 4 aren't nearly as interesting with their original powers so they trade around a little bit. At the end of course this all works out beautifully when the Human Torch (who is made out to be an unbelievably massive tool; 'Flame on' is an understatement) takes everyones powers (including the Thing, who just kinda turns back to a human, ridiculous) and saves the world from planet-eating Galactus (Who is now a cloud? There's gotta be a law against completely and utterly mutilating characters! Such a disappointment.). In fact, the only thing that doesn't make me reach for mouthwash and ginger ale is the Silver Surfer. The effects on him were well done, honestly better than I expected. My suggestion: if you're gonna cast Jessica Alba in a role for your move, consider maybe a role where she doesn't have to do that, that thing that actors and actresses are supposed to do. What's that called again?… Expand
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RodneyM.Jul 2, 2007
This movie sucks. The dialog is cheesy, the acting sucks, and the title makes no sense. The silver surfer didn't "rise" from anywhere, he came from space. And at the end he destroyed Galactis, which he could have done all along when he This movie sucks. The dialog is cheesy, the acting sucks, and the title makes no sense. The silver surfer didn't "rise" from anywhere, he came from space. And at the end he destroyed Galactis, which he could have done all along when he was destroying those countless other planets. It wasn't as bad as the first, the special effects were cool, but don't see this movie. At the end they hinted at a sequel, i hope they can bring this series back.… Expand
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BrianP.Jun 22, 2007
horrible, bad acting, little action, bad jokes, the surfer was wasted, really sick of this franchise teasing me with trying to be quality superhero entertainment.
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ArbbieJun 26, 2007
Worst superhero movie... possibly ever. Tim Story should not be allowed near a camera, script, or anything else related to movie-making as he surely would destroy billions and billions more brain cells the world over. He has lowered himself Worst superhero movie... possibly ever. Tim Story should not be allowed near a camera, script, or anything else related to movie-making as he surely would destroy billions and billions more brain cells the world over. He has lowered himself to uwe boll status and further soiled the ff franchise.… Expand
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patrickJul 23, 2007
A horrible storyline. And action.
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SimonM.Sep 3, 2007
Silver Surfer, cool. Fact that the 4 have their powers to start this time and still spend the first quarter of the movie talking, not cool. They should have taken a clue from X-men 2. Oh yeah and the ending was short and stupid. I could Silver Surfer, cool. Fact that the 4 have their powers to start this time and still spend the first quarter of the movie talking, not cool. They should have taken a clue from X-men 2. Oh yeah and the ending was short and stupid. I could elaborate but I'll keep it simple and name the biggest mistake/flaw : Galactus isn't a F%#@ing cloud!!!!… Expand
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[Anonymous]Jun 13, 2007
After a terrible first film, a disgrace that not only goes against comic book history, but a movie that manages to be much worse than the movie that begun this series.
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KrisKrossJun 13, 2007
[***SPOILERS***] As difficult as it was, I decided to view 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer' as a film, not as a chance for redeeming a franchise. I thought this method might take away any fan boy predilections I had, in [***SPOILERS***] As difficult as it was, I decided to view 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer' as a film, not as a chance for redeeming a franchise. I thought this method might take away any fan boy predilections I had, in anticipation of this second installment to 'The Fantastic Four' universe. So, for a moment let's forget that the first film was without artistic merit. Let's forget that the story about a family of superheroes is arguably the most adored of all comic book properties. 'Rise of the Silver Surfer', opens with a planet light-years away, being obliterated. After the opening credits, we are on Earth getting ready for Sue Storm and Reed Richards to tie the knot. During the preparation, the scientist instead of concentrating on the details of his impending nuptials is busy studying a cosmic anomaly. We soon find out that this cosmic energy is in fact an alien on a surfboard zooming down to Earth to prepare it for destruction. These two story lines are the principle actions guiding the story. There are two other subplots. One is in regards to Dr. Doom being 'resurrected,' while the other involves Johnny Storm's selfish nature endangering his family. Four plots that should make an epic film span a terribly short running time of 1 hour and 30 minutes. Did it work? Did they abandon the goofy nature of the first film and reinvigorate the franchise with an epic story about the fate of the entire planet. No on both counts. The humor is entirely aimed at children (which goes along with its PG rating.) 'Thing' is played for laughs without any degree of intensity. Johnny Storm's crisis of conscience robs all of the charisma established in the first (even if it wasn't much.) Sue Storm is more of a nag than an asset to the team. In addition, there is nothing to signify Reed Richards as the leader to a powerful team of superheroes. He comes off as a self-esteem deprived, blow hard jackass. There isn't one iota of chemistry between any of the characters. The wretched family dynamics are trumped only by Dr. Doom, who can only be described as the worst villain to ever grace the screen. Julian McMahon's portrayal of Victor Von Doom seems barely suited for a Sci-Fi cable channel movie, let alone a mega-budget studio film (not that they always choose the best talent, but come on!). For a story such as this, the amount of claustrophobia throughout, borders on pure agony. It lacks anything even resembling 'scope of vision.' The only audience 'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is suited for is children between the ages of 5 & 10. Anyone over that age looking for an entertaining piece of escapism will run into a wall of condescension. Now, let's look at it with comic-book eyes. As most may know, The Silver Surfer works for a planet-devouring villain, Galactus. The Surfer scouts out planets, using his board as a cosmic beacon for Galactus to follow. There is no definition, no rules; they just make them up as they go along. There is no Watcher, so we are told about Galactus through an unbearably cheesy heart-to-heart with Sue and The Surfer. There isn't a shred of genuine impending doom because they never establish what Galactus really is (in the press kit, under character description, it should just read-big damn tornado). The director Tim Story and his band of screenwriters have once again broken the hearts of FF fans all over. They have no respect. They have no understanding on what makes the 'Fantastic Four' story work, or any story for that matter. I gave Tim Story a break the first time around, but not this time. He should'V looked back at the first one, compared it to the comic book films that work and just said, "Damn! I gotta sit this one out before I do it all over again!" However, he didn't do that. He looked at the numbers from the first one and assumed that money always equals success. Now as for the screenwriters; give them a Cartoon Network show and let them have at it. If they have any talent, it could be realized there. However, FF2 wasn't a total failure. The Surfer is phenomenal (with the exception being Lawrence Fishburne's distracting voice). His entire body seemed to be in constant motion. I was mesmerized for every moment he was on screen. The special effects team did an outstanding job. However, what is perplexing about the look of the Surfer is what it did to the other special effects. Reed's ability to stretch looked even more unnatural than in the first. Sue's shield, Johnny's fire, everything else was sidelined. It was as if the team only concentrated on The Surfer. I have been teetering on the edge of spoiling the end. I won't, but damn I want to. Any self-respecting Silver Surfer fan would scream! It is horrible. It makes no sense and it will enrage fans even more than Alba being cast as Sue Storm. I will only say this-Hollywood Cop Out. No doubt, this movie will make money. I was shocked by the public's positive reaction to the first film. Audiences will be so dazzled by the effects that they will forget that they are watching a terrible movie. I knew in my heart it would happen, but I had hoped our optimistic nature would pay off. I was wrong. I won't make that mistake again, no matter what the 'Fantastic Four' future may hold. 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a disrespectful, sleight of hand circus show devoid of any elements that make a movie a movie.… Expand
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TomM.Jun 15, 2007
Acting highlights: Thing has weight, Torch has a little fire, and the Surfer is the best of the bunch. Unfortunately, he's CG. Dr. Doom is there, but I'm not sure why. The sure-fire gimmick that will pack the target audience of Acting highlights: Thing has weight, Torch has a little fire, and the Surfer is the best of the bunch. Unfortunately, he's CG. Dr. Doom is there, but I'm not sure why. The sure-fire gimmick that will pack the target audience of young males into the theatre: the story revolves around a wedding!… Expand
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BlackSheepJun 17, 2007
I have given this a 0 for anyone aged 10 and above because if you are, you will find this absolutely terrible, like my two mates and I did last night. Terrible dialogue, awful jokes and awful CGI. Thank goodness The Dark Knight is being made I have given this a 0 for anyone aged 10 and above because if you are, you will find this absolutely terrible, like my two mates and I did last night. Terrible dialogue, awful jokes and awful CGI. Thank goodness The Dark Knight is being made by the Brits with a British cast. You automatically know it will be 10 times better than this rubbish.… Expand
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BRJun 26, 2007
Utter defecation. This should be considered an overextended version of Fantastic Four. The movie's pace was too slow, the acting was hideous, the jokes were humor-less and the only good thing about the film, the Silver Surfer, was Utter defecation. This should be considered an overextended version of Fantastic Four. The movie's pace was too slow, the acting was hideous, the jokes were humor-less and the only good thing about the film, the Silver Surfer, was under-utilized. It seems as if the entire production budget was dedicated to the few minutes that the Silver Surfer appeared in the film. The action sequences were slightly better than the original, but overall, this film was a huge disaster. The hype was not met in any way, shape or form. My only hope is that the franchise is discontinued heretofore.… Expand
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GregJ.Sep 13, 2007
I found The Rise of Silver Surfer or FF2 utterly disappointing. The script was not well conceived and written. Tim Story's directing was bad. There needed to be some shared vision and research between the two that was based in fact, I found The Rise of Silver Surfer or FF2 utterly disappointing. The script was not well conceived and written. Tim Story's directing was bad. There needed to be some shared vision and research between the two that was based in fact, because the movie totally distorted who Silver Surfer is. Also Silver Surfer seemingly was barely in the movie. Also the majority of the time he wasn't rising but falling and weak. Silver Surfer, the one from the original comic book series from 1968 was much more powerful, pensive and deep than the one portrayed in the movie. Andre Braugher- consistently great actor was even bad in his role-which extends to the entire cast. Had the movie been as good as the tralier-I would have given this movie at least a 5. I will say the look of the Silver Surfer is the only true success and his movements and such due to advances in computer technology. If there ever is an origin of the silver surfer movie made- keep Story and the script writer and or man who wrote the screenplay-far away from it. An SS origin film should be directed by Brian Singer who did a couple of the X-Men Films or Brett Ratner or the director of the latest Spiderman film and the coinciding screenplay writers with those well don Marvel franchise movies.… Expand
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MoeJ.Jun 14, 2007
* star (out of four) (WARNING: The following review is basically one, big ***SPOILER****. If you intend to see this film, and nothing I can say will change your mind, I highly advise that you stop reading now, as I basically plan to give * star (out of four) (WARNING: The following review is basically one, big ***SPOILER****. If you intend to see this film, and nothing I can say will change your mind, I highly advise that you stop reading now, as I basically plan to give away the entire plot of the movie. If, however, you do not plan to see this film and/or would like to hear a compelling, articulate and, dare I say, extremely humorous take on why you should not, please read on. Batten down the hatches, folks, we got "Aeon Flux" coming here.) It is human to make mistakes. Admitting them and doing your best to atone for them is what helps us to rise above our frailties and become a better person. As a critic, then, I must admit that I enjoyed the first "Fantastic Four" movie the first time I saw it. Yes, I said it, and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm not sure what came over me. At the time, I guess it seemed like a nice dose of dumb summer fun, and on that level I liked it. I would ascribe this reaction to something in my popcorn except I didn't have any. Further viewings, alas, made plain my mistake for the dreadful error in judgment that it was. Shallow as the kiddie end of the pool, with characters as thin as a strand of cotton candy, the first "Fantastic Four" movie simply cannot hold weight when compared with other examples of its genre: "Spider-Man." "X-Men." "Batman Begins." "Superman." There is more sophistication and story in any installment of "Batman: The Animated Series" than the original "Fantastic Four" film could ever hope to attain, with the possible exception of the "Critters" episode of "Batman." But I confess to holding out hope for the sequel, subtitled "Rise of the Silver Surfer." That first trailer looked REALLY cool. Comprised entirely of a chase scene between the Surfer (Doug Jones) and the Human Torch (Chris Evans), it had a sense of awe and wonder that was entirely lacking from the first film. Perhaps, even though the same director and writer and cast were being reunited for this sequel, they found some of the magic they were missing the first time around and had crafted something better, something deeper, something grand. Then, in the same scene in the movie, the Torch catches up to the Surfer and says, "Can we talk?" And the hope gets flushed down the toilet. Trust me folks, all the grand possibilities in the world mean nothing when confronted by the overwhelming power of the cr*ppy dialogue in this movie. Not to mention the plot. And characters. And...but, wait, let us take this in order, shall we? The film begins with a shot of a planet being destroyed, followed by credits that fly toward us in space, and if we had tried any harder to make it plain that we were ripping off the Superman title sequence, we'd have actually included the "S" logo. A silver streak flies from the destruction towards Earth, bringing about odd climate changes and water that freezes in place and electricity going out. A news anchor makes it abundantly clear that this is NOT the result of global warming, and since she is a Fox News broadcaster, you can practically hear the glee in her voice. But, of course, the BIG story they report is the impending wedding of Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) and Sue Storm (Jessica Alba), as the nuptials of the heroes have become a world-class media circus. Even though weird events are paralyzing and threatening people all over the globe, Reed makes it clear to Sue that the wedding is the most important thing to him. Reed: "I'm not letting anything get in the way of that, not even the mysterious transformation of matter at the sub-atomic level." Gets you right there, don't it? Then some military guys show up at the Four's headquarters, accompanied by suitable rum-tummy-tum music, led by General Hager (Andre Braugher), who will certainly go down as one of the least competent military characters ever in motion picture history. He wants the Four to figure out just what the heck is going on with this silver flash, but first they have to fetch Reed from a bachelor party thrown by Johnny and the Thing (Michael Chiklis), in a scene which demonstrates two things: One, that apparently Mr. Fantastic's civilian clothing is as elastic as he is (in which case I wanna meet his tailor), and two, that among Sue's superpowers is the ability to switch between jealous and understanding at lightning speed. Anyway, Reed is asked to build some kind of tracking device to follow the mysterious figure all over the globe, where, for no apparent reason, it is leaving these huge craters which tunnel down a really long way. Reed says no, because he's getting married, and by gum, his wedding is more important than the world ending. General Hager: (scornfully) "I expected more from you, Richards." Well, I expected more from you, too, Andre, and it looks like we're both gonna be disappointed. But, oh, never mind, Reed builds the tracking device anyway, without Sue's permission, somehow keeping the giant metal gizmo in plain view in his lab without letting Sue know that he's building it. Wedding day arrives (with suitable jitters from the bride and groom, and a nice cameo by Stan Lee included), but it gets ruined when the Surfer shows up and Johnny has to chase after...but, you've seen the trailer, so you know this. After saving all the wedding guests, Sue slumps down on the stairs in despair, because never mind that a mysterious force is somehow ripping apart the fabric of our civilization and threatening life on Earth as we know it, SHE WANTED TO GET MARRIED, DAMMIT. Anyway, Johnny survives his encounter with the Surfer, and it turns out that somehow this has left him with the ability to swap powers with his teammates. This leads to a series of "fun" scenes where the characters suddenly find themselves doing each other's shtick, but this is about as significant as if the Ninja Turtles swapped weapons. Meantime, the evil Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon) somehow gets freed by the Surfer's power, and, wearing a hood and looking remarkably like the Emperor from "Star Wars," he goes to meet the Surfer by heading for one of the craters. Okay, so, no one else thought of that? Doom's been on the case five minutes and he knows right where to go. Meantime, the Four are busy building tracking devices and swapping powers. Point for Doom. Meantime, Reed does some research by punching a few buttons on a computer and determines that every planet the Surfer has ever gone to has been destroyed within eight days (um, is that Earth days or Other-Planet days?). He shows the destruction of each using an extremely high-powered microscope that can give amazingly detailed views of the planets in question, as well as, apparently, the ability to see back in time when the destruction happened. Yeah, f*ck you, Hubble, you been FACED by a gizmo the Fantastic Four apparently have just lying around their workshop. This telescope can also determine that all the life on these other planets was destroyed, as well. So, not only does Reed have a time-traveling super microscope, but he's proven that there is life on other planets. Shouldn't he have, like, 40 Nobel Prizes by this point? But the military, unimpressed by their amazing gizmos and superpowers, can only see failure in how the Four have handled the situation, so they do the logical thing: Recruit Dr. Doom. Yes, the super villain who tried to destroy the Four and half of New York in the last film, and who by this point has magically stopped needing an elaborate makeup job. Doom and the Four agree to work together to stop the threat. Johnny: "Think Reed's right about this end-of-the-world stuff?" Thing: "He's never been wrong about this kind of thing before." So we decide that the Surfer's board is the source of all his power, and if you separate him from the board, he is then, uh, powerless. They prove this by using some other gizmo they invent (which General Hager scoffs at when he's told it will take three hours to complete) to dislodge the Surfer from the board, but not until after the Surfer dodges a whole missile array, and not until after he's had a heart-to-heart with Sue, who suddenly finds him sympathetic. Well, can you blame her? The Surfer speaks in the voice of Lawrence Fishburne. How can anyone who sounds like Lawrence Fishburne be evil, I ask you? Well, okay, Ike Turner. Anyway, the military captures the Surfer, and come to the only logical conclusion one can come to when you've captured an other-worldly creature that has amazing powers and knowledge of the cosmos at his command: TORTURE HIM MERCILESSLY. Well, this is a Fox film, maybe Jack Bauer is rubbing off on the rest of the company. Sue sneaks in to hear some more of that sweet, sweet Fishburne voice, and is told that the Surfer is merely the harbinger - the REAL planet-destroying bad-*ss, Galactus, is on his way. The Surfer just does his bidding because he doesn't want his own planet to get destroyed, too. Why a planet-eating entity needs a guy on a surfboard to wreak havoc ahead of him is left unexplained. I guess those huge craters make the planet more devour-able, or easier to grab, like bowling ball holes. Meantime, even though Doom really didn't DO anything, per se, General Hager keeps his end of the bargain by allowing Doom to test the Surfer's board. Yes, we're LETTING THE SUPERVILLAIN IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THE SINGLE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE. In the grand annals of dumb ideas, this has to rank in the top five or so. And, hey, go figure, within a minute Doom has taken control of the board and killed Hager. The Four spring the Surfer and chase after Doom in the new Fantasticar, which, for no explicable reason outside of product placement dollars, has a Dodge logo on the front. Johnny: "Hemi?" Reed: "Of course." Me: (incredulous laughter) The final battle takes the heroes to a street in Japan, which looks uncannily like a studio backlot, where Sue gets mortally wounded when she tries to save the Surfer, and then Johnny somehow takes the powers of ALL FOUR members of the group at once to stop Doom. How we got from "Power Swapping" to "I Can Hold All of Your Powers at Once" is a mystery that's best left unsolved, methinks. The Four successfully get the Surfer back on his board, and after magically healing Sue (Post-Resurrection Dialogue - Sue: "Hi." Reed: "Hi." Sue: "What'd I miss?"), the Surfer, who has learned the value of life or something, heads off to stop Galactus, who looks uncannily in form and action like a giant anus made out of clouds. The Surfer blows himself up to kill Galactus and end the threat to both Earth and his own world. Apparently it had never occurred to the Surfer that if he'd done that, say, 10 planets ago, it would have accomplished the same thing. Reed and Sue then successfully complete their marriage and head off to save Venice from sinking into the sea, but not before stopping to make the "4" logo in the clouds with their wicked cool Fantasticar, which I actually think got destroyed during the final battle just a scene ago, but we're just picking nits now, aren't we? A quick glance at the movie listings reveal that the following films are still playing in theatres this weekend: "Spider-Man 3." "Waitress." "Ocean's 13." "Knocked Up." "28 Weeks Later." Heck, some are still showing "Bridge to Terabithia" and "300," if you missed those. There are plenty of good films to see. You have a lot of options. If, however, after reading this far and digesting all my best efforts to dissuade you from doing so, you still feel the need to see "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer," that is, of course, entirely your choice. Leaves more good movies for the rest of us.… Expand
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JayG.Jun 14, 2007
I took my brother to see this film since I worked at this movie theater. We both hated it! Worst comic book film ever!!!
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JamesD.Jun 18, 2007
The Silver Surfer trailer looked promising. Many took the gamble and payed money in hopes of seeing a decent summer movie. In the end, Silver Surfer comes up lame. The characters act more like Hollywood jocks than the down to earth The Silver Surfer trailer looked promising. Many took the gamble and payed money in hopes of seeing a decent summer movie. In the end, Silver Surfer comes up lame. The characters act more like Hollywood jocks than the down to earth superheroes that we embrace. Mr. Fantastic is an over the top scientist who magically builds various devices to defeat the Silver Surfer. Johnny Storm is the wisecracking pretty boy whose antics fail to amuse. Sue Storm is the generic blond and the painfully bland wife of Mr. Fantastic. The Thing stands around taking shots left and right and seems to not really care how unpopular he is. It's hard to say whether anyone in this movie can act because the dialog is dull and emotionless. The Silver Surfer is the best character in the movie because he has the fewest lines. The special effects make his relentless destruction of the planet enjoyable to watch. However as the movie progresses, the Surfer begins to reveal an emotional side, which feels uncharacteristic for a powerful, muscular villain who can travel through buildings and destroy entire planets effortlessly. Finally there are two positives to the movie: 1. Silver Surfer is considerably shorter than the third installments of Pirates and Spider-man. 2. The special effects are enjoyable and not overwhelmed with too many things happening at once. The bottom-line: Silver Surfer is a generic superhero movie that fails to be aggressive or bold.… Expand
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DanielA.Jun 18, 2007
Completely timid, some good visuals. Now, if your at all privy to or a fan of comics understand that silver surfer has about a good a chance of taking on galactus as you do destroying the earth with your fists. If you are going to introduce Completely timid, some good visuals. Now, if your at all privy to or a fan of comics understand that silver surfer has about a good a chance of taking on galactus as you do destroying the earth with your fists. If you are going to introduce a character PLEASE make him himself. Alternate ending one, heres an idea on how they could have ended the film. After surfer tries pleading with galactus to spare earth he agrees after Alicia (Ben Grimm's gf) offers her services to him as a knew herald- you could even call her nova (though nova has a completely different origin). You can bargain w/Galactus, you can't kill him. 2/10.… Expand
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TimeOfTheChimpsJan 23, 2016
Oh jesus. Dr. Doom is unfrozen and is somehow still alive after he was burned with scorching heat and hit with powerful force fields, which makes no sense. The Silver Surfer unfreezes and restores him because he can stop the fart cloudOh jesus. Dr. Doom is unfrozen and is somehow still alive after he was burned with scorching heat and hit with powerful force fields, which makes no sense. The Silver Surfer unfreezes and restores him because he can stop the fart cloud version of Galactus somehow. Predictably, Doom turns on everyone later, after the government starts to trust him over the Fantastic Four, because apparently no one thought to tell them who was causing the big fight with lightning in the middle of New York in the last movie. Of course, the Silver Surfer is captured and Doom steals his board. Apparently, Von Doom can develop technology to control liquid metal alien boards within a couple of days. Brilliant.

Later, Johnny Storm has switched powers with several of the FF team. A ferris wheel is falling, and Johnny of course tries to save them. He does absolutely nothing wrong, but Reed tells him to stop because he's dangerous somehow. What? In another scene, the Four are told to stay in a government monitored room. Johnny asks a soldier outside the door for food while Sue turns invisible and sneaks out. Also, there's a security camera directly at the back of the room that should see Sue doing this, but nope, it doesn't. The same thing happens when the FF escape and talk to the Surfer. The room isn't monitored for plot reasons.

The final battle is my favourite in the movie, because it's so unintentionally hilarious. Doom does battle with the Four, and Sue Storm is stabbed and killed when Doom throws a metal pole, conjured from the board, and hits her in the stomach. She dies horribly, but Reed is the only one that seems to care in any capacity, though no tears come out of his eyes whatsoever and his emotion subsides after just two minutes. Also, Johnny is Sue's brother, but when she's killed, he appears apathetic to the whole situation, because he flies after the Surfer and grabs onto his board, enthusiastically yelling "Need a hand?" During this scene, the pole disappears from Sue's body, but she doesn't bleed out in minutes somehow. How convienient. The Surfer later confronts not-Galactus and destroys him, causing Sue to revive even though her wound shouldn't heal because the parts of the city damaged by the board don't fix at all. Great plot, brilliant.

Overall, this movie makes no sense whatsoever and manages to be even more awful than the first, against all odds. This should serve as an example how NOT to make a superhero film for every aspiring director. Hopefully, Sony doesn't make anoth-OH GOD. "F4NTASTIC". Why? Please, burn Sony in an acid vat right now.… Expand
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AgentZApr 23, 2022
This sequel is an improvement over the previous Fantastic Four movie, but it’s still awful and has a lot of the same problems as its predecessor. The slightly overly campy tone, bad character depictions (especially the antagonists), badThis sequel is an improvement over the previous Fantastic Four movie, but it’s still awful and has a lot of the same problems as its predecessor. The slightly overly campy tone, bad character depictions (especially the antagonists), bad casting (mainly for Sue Storm and Victor von Doom), etc. The acting is at least an improvement over the one in the previous Fantastic Four film and so is the action. This has more action and a better plot than previous one and Laurence Fishburne was perfectly cast as the voice of Noran Rad a.k.a. “The Silver Surfer”. That’s it for the positives. The scenes where the Fantastic Four members switched powers by touching each other were stupid, cringe-worthy, and didn’t make sense. It was somewhat explained by Reed Richards who is the scientific genius of the team, but I still don’t buy that poorly written “scientific” explanation. The general was an idiot to trust Victor over the Fantastic Four after the Human Torch accidentally screwed up their rescue mission in England and it later cost him his own life after Doctor Doom steals the Silver Surfer’s board and kills him. I actually heard that Nick Fury was originally going to have the role of the general in this sequel, but I’m so glad that idea was scrapped (because of Marvel Studios obviously owning the rights to that character instead of Constantin Film), cause that character would’ve been ruined by the idiots of Constantin. The Silver Surfer was half-assed in this movie and was heavily nerfed. It seemed that the dumbass writers did not understand his character. He’s the one who gives his silver hovering board its powers, but in this movie it’s the other way around and he is supposed to travel on his board at light speed, so the Human Torch should not have been able to catch up to him in that chase scene. The Silver Surfer in the comics still has superpowers even when he is not on his board, but in this movie he is completely powerless and useless without it. What a huge waste of the amazing actors Doug Jones (who physically portrayed the Silver Surfer by doing the CGI mo-cap for the character) and Laurence Fishburne (who dubbed the Silver Surfer’s voice). But he was still the best character in this movie and that is quite saying a lot. Doctor Doom was once again butchered and the writers and Constantin still did not seem to know what they wanted to do with the character. He is one of the top 10 best supervillains in Marvel Comics and yet, none of these movies have ever gotten him right yet and were an embarrassment to him and fans. He was such a piss poor supervillain in this movie whose motivation was idiotic. He helps knock the Silver Surfer off his board only to have himself steal it later and use it to attempt to stop and destroy Galactus, so he can have all the glory to himself even after Mister Fantastic rightfully informs him that only the Silver Surfer could control the board properly and stop Galactus and save the planet from him, but Doom being too stubborn, arrogant, egotistical, prideful, stupid, and pigheaded to listen to Reed which ultimately led to his downfall and death near the end of the third act. He technically wasn’t even really a villain in this movie, just an idiotic superhero wannabe. Don’t even get me started on Galactus. He was the absolute worst part of the movie, even worse than how Doctor Doom was portrayed. He had no lines, no face, and no voice. He was literally just a humongous CGI purple storm cloud. Constantin Film is retarded for completely butchering him like that.… Expand
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