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CyrilF.Dec 17, 2007

Excellent movie. The setting is marvellous. Story is great.

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MattC.Jan 27, 2007

How can people not like this movie? It was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and it did what it was meant to do: spoof epic movies and be funny. My whole theater was laughing through the whole movie, and we all clapped at the How can people not like this movie? It was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and it did what it was meant to do: spoof epic movies and be funny. My whole theater was laughing through the whole movie, and we all clapped at the end (and not because we were glad it was over). I loved it!… Expand

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JaredC.Feb 2, 2007

This movie was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing. They did excellent on there screenplay and did a fine job on there acting as well. This movie was probably the funniest movie I've ever watched in my entire life. 5 days This movie was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing. They did excellent on there screenplay and did a fine job on there acting as well. This movie was probably the funniest movie I've ever watched in my entire life. 5 days later and I'm still laughing. Ha Ha Ha!… Expand

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TroyS.Feb 5, 2007

This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I dont know how you people think it's bad. If you have seen half of the movies it makes fun of its hilarious

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AlfanosA.Nov 30, 2007

This movie is great but the a lot of people have no sence of humor and think it is stupid.

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DanyC.Nov 30, 2007

Loads of low reviews, these people don't know what an AKA Scary movie but with epic porportions is. This is more entertaining, funny, and overall amazing than any of the scary movies.

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BrianH.Jan 27, 2007

I don't know why everyone hates this movie so much! It was an ok movie with some funny stuff in it, but it wasn't terrible!

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AlexA.Jan 28, 2007

God this movie is so funny! "I'm Harry Potter! Aren't you a little old for still going to this school? Non sense! I'm fourteen!" "This message will not self-destruct in 1 second!"

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LaurenS.Feb 12, 2007

There are so many bad reviews of this film that it's unbelievable! this sort of film if not meant to have a clever storyline with plot twists and built up characters. It is just simple daft commedy and I loved it! There is nothing more There are so many bad reviews of this film that it's unbelievable! this sort of film if not meant to have a clever storyline with plot twists and built up characters. It is just simple daft commedy and I loved it! There is nothing more frustrating than seeing a film that you don't quite get or makes you feel rubbish by the end of it. This film is a gag a minute and as long as you're up for mindless violence and constant stupid humour (which I so am!) you'll love it too. People need to stop over thinking this film. It's daft! It's FAB!!!… Expand

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cmainthuging12Jun 26, 2014

MOST GREATEST PEICE OF ART I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! :) GREAT STORY! GREAT ACTORS! GREAT SCREENPLAY!!! YOU CAN REALLY RELATE TO THE CHARACTERS!!! GREAT EVERYTHING. I GIVE IT A 10 AND THAT RARELY EVER DOMOST GREATEST PEICE OF ART I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! :) GREAT STORY! GREAT ACTORS! GREAT SCREENPLAY!!! YOU CAN REALLY RELATE TO THE CHARACTERS!!! GREAT EVERYTHING. I GIVE IT A 10 AND THAT RARELY EVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)… Expand

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PaulaA.Jan 25, 2007

Hilarious entertainment that mangaged to be worth 10 dollers for once. The spoofs were brilliant, and I was dying of laughter by the end. My stomach still hurts.

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AshleyR.Jan 6, 2009

Very amusing, in some parts childish but ties in well known charecters much better than previous 'movie' titles

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G.MobyJan 27, 2007

This movie is so funny! Laughs from beginning to end! A+++ Would see again!

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KMMar 19, 2009

I will be honest this is only good if you watch it for the first time and are in a good mood or if you are really bored. However, there are some extremely funny moments in this film that are hard not to laugh at.

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MaryW.Jan 26, 2007

Well I was looking for a mindless, funny, spoof that pokes fun at other films...It was a hard week. I was not disappointed! Some of it was actually funny. I was surprised at the Sasha look alike he had me fooled as Borat... I think that guy Well I was looking for a mindless, funny, spoof that pokes fun at other films...It was a hard week. I was not disappointed! Some of it was actually funny. I was surprised at the Sasha look alike he had me fooled as Borat... I think that guy was the highlight for me.… Expand

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PhillipV.Feb 1, 2007

My god. Looking at all these negative reviews makes me sick. This movie was funny, imaginative and completely worth a large popcorn.

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40mangunshotJul 20, 2020

This movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously andThis movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously and you''ll have fun and laugh.… Expand

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SashaB.Jan 25, 2007

There was no plot, no meaning, no movie really. But if you saw at least 5 of the 200 movies it makes fun of, you will find yourslef laughing pretty hard. I had seen basically every movie it made fun of, except maybe Nacho Libre...and I There was no plot, no meaning, no movie really. But if you saw at least 5 of the 200 movies it makes fun of, you will find yourslef laughing pretty hard. I had seen basically every movie it made fun of, except maybe Nacho Libre...and I laughed very hard. It all comes down to how many movies you have seen that it makes fun of.… Expand

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DanC.May 27, 2007

Mildly amusing, intentionally stupid movie. Very occasionally a clever bit. I don't think it was nearly as bad as most people seem to. I was lightly entertained, which is all it set out to do. Jayma Mays is actually quite funny and has Mildly amusing, intentionally stupid movie. Very occasionally a clever bit. I don't think it was nearly as bad as most people seem to. I was lightly entertained, which is all it set out to do. Jayma Mays is actually quite funny and has good comic timing.… Expand

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AlexG.Apr 11, 2008

Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and chokes the life out of them metaphorically. they should have lost the Borat spoof as there is not another man in the world that can impersonate Borat and spoof him at the same time. All in all a very funny film. Jack Swallows is the best character there.… Expand

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ArjunKJul 19, 2007

The movie was really funny. Cant figure out the bad reviews. You can at least watch once.

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ConnorM.Jan 28, 2007

While certainly not sophisticated... I actually liked this movie... Granted I am 14 and most of the jokes in this movie are offensive sex jokes... but if you enjoy poop jokes, then this is your movie...

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RobertC.Jan 27, 2007

I found it funny but i also found it really badly made too.

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MichaelDJan 9, 2011

It's stupid but funny.

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TheTacoShackOct 2, 2021

Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun. Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun.

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AlexSantossJan 31, 2022

Not the best comedy movie, but say what you may, I honestly found this movie quite funny!

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ChadE.Mar 9, 2008

Best part is when it makes fun of Samuel L Jackson on the plane. Probobly one of the stupidest movies ive ever seen.

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EmmaN.Jan 27, 2007

It was pretty bad. I went to see it with a couple of friends on the release date, I was SO looking forward to seeing it! But it's kinda disappointed me. Sure, it had a few funny moments but they tried too hard most of the movie. They It was pretty bad. I went to see it with a couple of friends on the release date, I was SO looking forward to seeing it! But it's kinda disappointed me. Sure, it had a few funny moments but they tried too hard most of the movie. They repeated jokes, used un-nessercary body jokes and it just was not funny. I think i've made my point. Go see it if you want a little laugh, but honestly, I think I could've wrote a better movie of it's type with my eyes closed.… Expand

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PnArdyPnArdyMay 13, 2007

a so so comedy

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BrendanApr 16, 2007

Despite poor acting, no storyline, stupid and pointless antics and some vile disgust the film may spark a laugh or to. But sadly for every decent joke there is another that makes no sense and have everyone scratching their head and asking Despite poor acting, no storyline, stupid and pointless antics and some vile disgust the film may spark a laugh or to. But sadly for every decent joke there is another that makes no sense and have everyone scratching their head and asking "now why was that funny?" But if you are looking for a pointless laugh it could be enjoyable.… Expand

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GamecubeLoverJun 26, 2016

It has it's funny moments and some good parodies but overall I find the movie annoying and gross. The characters are only good while there doing gags. This movie deserves a skip.

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zenoMay 1, 2007

Le parti veramente divertenti sono poche, e io mi aspettavo un film meno volgare.

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RyanSNov 16, 2007

I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The problem is IT WASN"T FUNNY!?! I mean, one or 2 scenes gave me a chuckle, which saves this review from a zero. I paid 2 dollars to see this movie & it was worth that, but not worth 3 hours of my time...… Expand

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TheQuietGamerMar 10, 2011

A poor excuse for a parody, heck it's even a poor excuse for a movie, it's just so stupid, I hated every second of it, even if your a fan of the writers you'll hate this movie.

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RD.Mar 28, 2007

Awful movie. Only funny moment was Silas hitting himself madly and Jack Swallows thin kwas quite funny. honestly, crispin glove rneeds to do better films other wise his nice career would be destroyed too.

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EthanRrrApr 29, 2007

I am a person who usually likes most movies he sees. I have only not liked 2 movies...this movie and rollerball. this movie was such a piece of trash I get flustered trying to think of a way to describe how bad it was

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SamN.Dec 29, 2007

This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word 'bitch' are funny. Apparently, the people that liked the movie do. Sucks for them.… Expand

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KeenanSOct 17, 2009

It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a sadistic torture device (Hm, imagine a horror film in which victims are tortured with this film). Epic Movie is so awful, it's almost as bad as Disaster Movie, but not quite. More like epic piece of shit! Friedberg and Seltzer must be stopped!… Expand

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MovieLonely94Nov 4, 2010

Scary Movie is way better. this movie sucks. if people like it, thats fine with me.

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python2000Aug 13, 2013

I think most people will agree with me when I say that Epic Movie.......is an Epic Fail. It may not be as bad as Disaster Movie but that doesn't stop it from being totally unfunny and cringingly bad.

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Jamison12Jul 23, 2013

Epic Movie just tried to do too much. They tried to parody every movie possible it seemed like.
Epic movie had potential and could have been really funny. Instead we were given a long crapfest.

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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020

What saves this from being a 2 or lower for me is that I like the main structure of the story. I would like to see a Narnia parody and a Wonka parody.

But the references, toilet humor, and other distractions come in and ruin the experience.

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WilliamTNov 9, 2007

It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the Naked Gun so brilliant is taken so overboard, that they are not even stupid anymore but a cry for help from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie that asks: "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT A GOOD JOKE FOR THIS SCENE WILL BE? OK WE"LL JUST THROW IN SOMEONE GETTING RUN OVER" As you can tell, I didn't like Epic Movie that much.… Expand

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JeffH.Jan 26, 2007

Absolutely terrible. Unfunny except for a couple decent scenes. This kind a trash should go straight to video.

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SangheeJ.Feb 3, 2007

The only reason it got a 1 from me was because it did, on occasion, make me laugh. The movie itself was a full hour and a half of stupid gags and an awful plot. The people meant to mock Hollywood stars did have some qualities of the original The only reason it got a 1 from me was because it did, on occasion, make me laugh. The movie itself was a full hour and a half of stupid gags and an awful plot. The people meant to mock Hollywood stars did have some qualities of the original acctors, but were often poor representations of the original. The movie was boring and stupid for the most part.… Expand

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AddyC.Mar 9, 2007

Utter s***e, only watched cuz one of my mates thought it'd be 'well funneh'. Gets 1 cos the guy who plays Jack Sparrow actually looks/sounds like him. Other than that, it'd be funnier to burn your money. Seriously :)

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KingJ.Feb 9, 2008

The only funny thing about this movie is the terrible reviews it received.

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MikeM.Jan 27, 2007

Dumb, dumb, dumb!!! I made it through the whole movie, but that was because I had my I Pod and took a nap. My son, who's 14, throught it somewhat funny but said all the good parts were in the tv ads.

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MattAJan 29, 2007

What people don't know is that these are actually 2 of the original writers of the first 2 scary movies. Not the 3 and 4th. So when you say that bring back the original writers... that's these guys... give Zucker a little more What people don't know is that these are actually 2 of the original writers of the first 2 scary movies. Not the 3 and 4th. So when you say that bring back the original writers... that's these guys... give Zucker a little more credit...he did make Airplane. But these guys are taking so much potential...and totally throwing it down the crapper. It's a shame to good comedic writers who want to parody pop culture. If your going to do it... please... do it well...… Expand

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AlecB.Jun 22, 2007

Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch is funny. I gave this film a 1 because i had a minor laugh at the very end of the film and thats about it.… Expand

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ClintH.Jan 28, 2008

This movie was not made to entertain. It was made to remind you that parodies nowadays are filled with jokes nobody can handle. A few good laughs are in it, but are not enough to save this film from being a total bomb.

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ChrisC.Jan 29, 2008

I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at it. It's not that the people who give the movie bad reviews don't have a good sense of humor; it's that the Scary Movie directors have lost their sense of humor, and those who liked it have a pitifully immature ense of humor. I have a very childish sense of humor, and I get hyper and laugh very easily, but scarfing down sugar during this movie was not enough to get more than a chuckle out of me. That so many other people were laughing is a bad sign for American society.… Expand

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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008

Homeade Youtube videos are funnier than this bull. How can a person over 12 with a fully functioning mind mind find this crap funny.

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TannerJFJun 5, 2009

One funny part: When Crispin Glover danced to Fergalicious. Juss fast forward to that and consider yourself lucky.

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BruceDec 2, 2007

This movie is horrible. It claims to be a comedy but there isn't much funny about it. After I rented it I felt like I should ask Blockbuster to refund my money.

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MikeC.Jan 27, 2007

Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the funny moments are not smart, or well thought out. It might be OK if your 12-14, but anybody else will find this very bad.… Expand

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[Anonymous]Jan 31, 2007

This movie can be summed up in six words: for the love of God, why? Why have the standards of American comedy fallen so low that we have to get our laughs from 86 endless minutes of mindless, tasteless jokes? Is the average American really This movie can be summed up in six words: for the love of God, why? Why have the standards of American comedy fallen so low that we have to get our laughs from 86 endless minutes of mindless, tasteless jokes? Is the average American really so stupid to be entertained by this? First off, the movie is hardly a spoof of epic movies. While there are one or two jokes in there that nudge the ribs of some movies (Superman, Snakes on a Plane), it seems that the writers just decided to throw a poop joke arsenal on us and see how many pop culture icons they could toss in there along the way (remind anyone of Date Movie?). Next, the plot is like a meat grinder for your mind. The tasteless jokes, not only because they're endlessly pounded into your poor eardrums, are delivered with such mindnumbing obliviousness to their own stupidity that they just bore a drill into your brain. And, finally, the whole looked like it was filmed in someone's backyard. The final battle really did look like a backyard, while the rest of the movie may have been the same yard with a plywood set around it. And, what about the part at the end, when time was supposedly stopped, yet everyone's clothes kept blowing in the wind? Although, I can't be too cruel on that point, because that part actually made me laugh. In short, this movie is mindless, and so unbelievably stupid that I'm going to organize a mass burning once it comes out on DVD. And the only reason I did not give this a zero was because Paris Hilton got crushed by a falling plane passenger. I don't care how fake it was, it still gave me a very satisfied feeling.… Expand

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TaylorA.Mar 22, 2007

The "___" Movie franchise has progressively declined since it started. Now, with Epic Movie, it doesn't so much make fun of, satirize, or spoof any movies or pop culture as much as it does just state what there is about and in them. It The "___" Movie franchise has progressively declined since it started. Now, with Epic Movie, it doesn't so much make fun of, satirize, or spoof any movies or pop culture as much as it does just state what there is about and in them. It was definitely not witty, hardly funny at all, and depressingly stupid. And overall, not entertaining. I'm giving it a one, because I did laugh once at the part where everyone was frozen in time because one of the guys moved a bit.… Expand

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RavenX301Aug 27, 2007

The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not catch on to because you are so amazed that people could actually create this terrible piece of trash....to tel you the truth I only could set through about 30 some mins without shutting it off. This was so terrible I can't believe that someone with a brain wrote this and then had the MONEY$$ to be able to create this terrible, terrible skit movie....I mean....The Samuel Jackson bit has been done to DEATH (best by Dave Chapelle) and other terrible bodily fluid jokes are way back in the 90's (which is even worse then using something form the 80's!)… Expand

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DeVr33zNov 25, 2010

Worst "comedy" I think I have ever seen. The only reason I give it a single point was that some of the jokes were almost worth a chuckle. Almost. But everything else about this piece of crap just stinks.

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drlowdonAug 20, 2014

This tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to createThis tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to create something so poor is frankly mind boggling and the sooner people stop paying to watch these things the better.… Expand

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alexandergreenSep 4, 2011

Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well,Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well, just check out every film they've written since this one.… Expand

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danielb1982Nov 14, 2016

Avoid this trash at all costs. Bottom of the barrel stuff, probably only laughed once, even then it wasn't that funny. If I could give this film a minus score I would, again avoid at all costs.

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SachiNov 17, 2011

Epic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this oneEpic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this one and the script consists of toilet jokes. This is not the recipe for an epic movie. i can't say anything good about it. I'm sorry. Overall "Epic Movie" sucks, the Scary Movies are pretty bad and Epic Movie is the same. Except worse. Epic Movie does not deserve to have "Epic" in it's title. You know what's epic? The Godfather, Saving Private Ryan, Inception, Bourne, The Dark Knight. They deserve the title of Epic but this gets the title of "One of the Worst Movies Ever". I hate this movie. Breakdown for "Epic Movie": Presentation: 1.7, Plot: 1.5, Acting: 1.5, Dialogue: .8, Lasting Appeal: .5. Score: 1.3 out of 10 "Disaster".… Expand

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HappymonkDec 10, 2011

One of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear ofOne of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear of this film. Get as far away as possible from this atrocity.… Expand

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000Tuld000May 5, 2012

The movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thoughtThe movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thought it was decent, it gave us a few laughs. So when we saw this movie made by the same directors we thought it might give us a few laughs. But in the end it was nothing but gross humor with little comedy whatsoever. This movie should have been called "Epic Fail".… Expand

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Jack97Jan 1, 2014

Epic Movie has atrocious comedy, acting and ridiculous premise. I know this is what parodies are meant to have but in that case Epic Move fails at being a parody, which I never knew was possible.

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homer4presidentMar 13, 2015

Pointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that arePointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that are decent, so why shell out your bread on this kind of empty-headed crap?… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeJan 3, 2016

This movie isn't even.... epic. Hence my first part of my username has 'Epic' in it, yet I can't even believe I used that part right and this movie didn't and I didn't even try it.

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The3AcademySinsAug 13, 2019

Gross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of blandGross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of bland references and disgusting, poorly delivered "jokes" that just grate on the viewer without end. This movie is so horribly paced that even though its under an hour and a half that it feels like three hours. It gets one point from me because it got exactly one snort of laughter from me.… Expand

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filmboy23Nov 2, 2016

Epic Movie gives audiences exactly what you would expect from a Friedberg/Seltzer film, including but not limited to lazy pop culture gags, scatological humor, offensive sterotypes, mean-spirited characters and horrible acting.

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JPKJan 26, 2020

Not Epic In The Slightest
Epic Movie is a poor excuse of a comedy with painfully bad jokes, The parodies feel forced and awkward, And the acting is awful.

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sdumersSep 18, 2020

The critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed asThe critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed as some kind of cannibal), and bad CGI and special effects.… Expand

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DanielB.Feb 3, 2007

This movie was so bad I walked out during the previews. I agree with the San Francisco paper; only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny. But yet, people give it a 10 while they say things like "It was an ok movie with This movie was so bad I walked out during the previews. I agree with the San Francisco paper; only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny. But yet, people give it a 10 while they say things like "It was an ok movie with some funny stuff in it, but it wasn't terrible!" That sentence doesn't even make any sense! And some how "It was ok" warrants a 10?… Expand

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MarvinH.Feb 9, 2007

I have too say that this is the funnyest moovie i ever scene in my intire life. Who says I have to bee dum to luv this grate fillum. I isnt an i tinked it was grate. Grate comidy 100% out of 10

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AndyM.Feb 9, 2007

If you think that this movie is funny, if you thought it was hilarious, if you so much as considered seeing it again, you are a retarded, childish nincompoop. Yes, I did just use the word nincompoop. That's 'cause I mean it. It If you think that this movie is funny, if you thought it was hilarious, if you so much as considered seeing it again, you are a retarded, childish nincompoop. Yes, I did just use the word nincompoop. That's 'cause I mean it. It seems like the people who produced this movie just stopped trying to make it be even halfway good. It's a steaming pile of human excrement, but considering the ironic box-office turnout, it's a gold-plated one.… Expand

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PatE.Apr 3, 2007

There are just no words to describe how awful and senseless this movie really is! Whoever actually went through the making of this film should have their eyes gouged out!

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JenniferG.Jan 27, 2007

Absolute rubbish, painfully contrived, and humorless.

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MissM.Jan 30, 2007

Worst movie ever; it seems like something some college students made for MySpace.

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PhilC.Feb 7, 2007

This is one of those movies where the protocol is obvious. Anyone who saw it and has any brains or any real sense of humor will find this movie to be insanely bad comedy. Then on the other side of the coin if you watched the movie and are This is one of those movies where the protocol is obvious. Anyone who saw it and has any brains or any real sense of humor will find this movie to be insanely bad comedy. Then on the other side of the coin if you watched the movie and are dumb as a rock, or have a sense of humor that laughed everytime someone got hit in this movie, then you'll love it.… Expand

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MiriamMJul 7, 2007

Being a 14 year pld girl, who loves a good parody film, I went along to this. Terrible. Not one funny line, worst movie I have ever seen.

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ScottSJun 1, 2008

Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these 10, 11, 12, 13 etc. year olds are getting their vulgar stuff from. What kind of looney would make such a movie?!… Expand

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RasmusC.Apr 26, 2010

Found it funny when I was 13. Not ever since.

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JoodanD.Jan 26, 2007

Wow! This movie is just as bad as Date Movie. I hope no one is actually going to see this. The only good part was the Borat person.

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AnonymousMCJan 26, 2007

This was the very worst movie I have ever seen. Besides it's poor effort to make a joke, the flow of the movie was so bad that you could nap during the awkward moments and empty scenes.

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JackB.Jan 27, 2007

This movie is garbage, It really thought it was stupid that they made fun of Borat, cause borat is alrdy a joke, It kind sucks that this movie is gonna sell alot, Good OL usa for ya

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MattJ.Jan 27, 2007

The movie was kinda stupid and corny, it had its funny moments but it was still kinda dumb.

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TimM.Jan 28, 2007

How could anyone go into this movie expecting some "good stuff"? did you see the trailer? honestly, they won't stop making s*** til people stop going to see this crap.

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EduL.Feb 20, 2007

Don't waste your time... Burn the money, it's funnier and clever.

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StamenD.Feb 5, 2007

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Craftsmanship was awful. Jokes lame. Should of been a 10 minute skit at most. The writers and directors must have pictures of somebody and a goat to of had this crap made. Ishtar has some seriuos This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Craftsmanship was awful. Jokes lame. Should of been a 10 minute skit at most. The writers and directors must have pictures of somebody and a goat to of had this crap made. Ishtar has some seriuos competition. I will never see a movie that Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer and Paul Schiff are involved in. I'm surprised they even put their names on it. I'm pissed, feel insulted and want my money back. You guys owe me $28.50 and 86 minutes of my life. Anybody who rates this above a "0" must be related to the fruit cakes who made this garbage. Do not see this movie!… Expand

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epixsaviorFeb 9, 2007

Dude. Worst. Movie. Ever. That I ever seen. Ever. Lazy and silly to the point of brain-melting confusion. It haunts my dreams that movies like this can be green-lighted these days or that this opened at number 1! What's wrong with you, Dude. Worst. Movie. Ever. That I ever seen. Ever. Lazy and silly to the point of brain-melting confusion. It haunts my dreams that movies like this can be green-lighted these days or that this opened at number 1! What's wrong with you, America!? Shame on you for liking this! Or even being duped by the ads into thinking that you would like this! Laziness makes this sad!… Expand

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SarahQ.Mar 18, 2007

Finding out that I had terminal cancer wasn't nearly as terrible as this "film".

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RGApr 22, 2007

The worst film I have ever seen. The entire film is a crude, braindead, unfunny, childish parody that may as well have been dreamed up by a five year old.

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Mike453Jun 29, 2007

Definitely a piece of sh.t, impressions were terrible and there were no great jokes. Parody films are getting worse and worse.

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WillLJul 6, 2007

I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the commercials lasted for maybe 30 seconds. The acting was horrible. I feel like they had a lot of good material from recent movies to work with, but they failed miserably.… Expand

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NigelHAug 30, 2007

Worst film I have ever seen. It's so disgustingly unfunny I don't see how anyone can think it is worthy of 1 penny to see it.

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ErinJ.Sep 3, 2007

I can't believe someone with a brain produced this. i wish that i had never seen it.

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PhilS.Jan 4, 2008

They put so much effort into duplicating the costumes and locations of the movies they're imitating, but they forgot to make it entertaining. "Epic movie" is not funny; in fact it becomes very irritating very quickly. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

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DaveS.Jun 5, 2008

This movie is totally epic because it is so bad.

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SomeGuyDec 26, 2007

This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and the bit where Kanye West popped up and said the White Bitch didn't care about black people. After that, nothing. Just a whole bunch of unfunny jokes and cringe worthy musical numbers. Were these guys trying to make a comedy or a musical? It's like they saw Idlewild and thought the idea of a 'hip-hop musical' was good, so all of a sudden everyone in the film starts breakdancing for no reason, scratch decks materialise out of thin air and everyone starts rapping. And this happens every five minutes. It's pathetic and definitely not funny. Some advice for Mr '2 of the 6 writer of Scary Movie'- cut out all the dumbass 'whiteys trying to be black' musical numbers. Instead, focus on writing some decent jokes, link them together with a serviceable story and your next film may be almost watchable.… Expand

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