Epic Movie
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 26, 2007
2.3
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 350 Ratings
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DeVr33zNov 25, 2010
Worst "comedy" I think I have ever seen. The only reason I give it a single point was that some of the jokes were almost worth a chuckle. Almost. But everything else about this piece of crap just stinks.
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justanotheruserSep 20, 2011
Seltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

Seltzerberg, Epic Movie including, has no redeeming value whatsoever. Words can't describe the horribleSeltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

Seltzerberg, Epic Movie including, has no redeeming value whatsoever. Words can't describe the horrible abomination that is Epic Movie.… Expand
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MovieLonely94Nov 4, 2010
Scary Movie is way better. this movie sucks. if people like it, thats fine with me.
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TheQuietGamerMar 10, 2011
A poor excuse for a parody, heck it's even a poor excuse for a movie, it's just so stupid, I hated every second of it, even if your a fan of the writers you'll hate this movie.
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Jedi_JettsonJan 26, 2012
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer don't know a lot about directing movies. Its more like a Moronic Movie than an Epic Movie because they make morons out of too many actors from too many good movies. Especially Kal Penn and Crispin Glover.
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CorwinMay 5, 2012
The makes of Epic Movie managed to put in a ridiculous number of movie references. Too bad no one told them that wasn't enough. This movie just isn't funny.
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JacobFreez4EverOct 26, 2012
A mindless film made by two directors without talent, with lame gags, unfunny stereotypes of homosexuals and expensive sets. Friedberg and Seltzer must sell hot dogs instead direct any film.
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python2000Aug 13, 2013
I think most people will agree with me when I say that Epic Movie.......is an Epic Fail. It may not be as bad as Disaster Movie but that doesn't stop it from being totally unfunny and cringingly bad.
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LordyLordMar 29, 2013
Hey look Entertainment Weekly gave this movie a good score! How about that?! Anyways, this movie is just 'Disaster Movie' except they got the title wrong this time.
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homer4presidentMar 13, 2015
Pointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that arePointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that are decent, so why shell out your bread on this kind of empty-headed crap?… Expand
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JPKJan 26, 2020
Not Epic In The Slightest
Epic Movie is a poor excuse of a comedy with painfully bad jokes, The parodies feel forced and awkward, And the acting is awful.
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TannerJFJun 5, 2009
One funny part: When Crispin Glover danced to Fergalicious. Juss fast forward to that and consider yourself lucky.
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benjaminbAug 12, 2009
The only worse movie than this is, meet the Spartans.
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DonovanJ.Nov 5, 2009
Painfully unfunny one of the worst movies i have ever watched. people who like this shit have no taste.
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The3AcademySinsAug 13, 2019
Gross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of blandGross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of bland references and disgusting, poorly delivered "jokes" that just grate on the viewer without end. This movie is so horribly paced that even though its under an hour and a half that it feels like three hours. It gets one point from me because it got exactly one snort of laughter from me.… Expand
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JohnnyStephensAug 31, 2013
Awful picture!! The directors of this movie are absolutely stupid. One of the worst films ever made. Never ever try to watch it. You will waste your money and your free time!! An epic fail!
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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020
What saves this from being a 2 or lower for me is that I like the main structure of the story. I would like to see a Narnia parody and a Wonka parody.

But the references, toilet humor, and other distractions come in and ruin the experience.
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RandomCriticMar 28, 2009
People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in fact, parodies at all, merely a bunch of nobody actors playing dress-up, and two minutes cannot go by without someone getting beaten up/ killed, splattered with excretement of some kind, sexually violated/exposed, insulted, or madly burst into breakdancing and rapping. This movie is nothing but hostile and offensive, and should have been rated R. F**K YOU JASON FRIEDBURG AND AARON SELTZER!!! Do us all a favor and stop making this s**t!!!… Expand
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DanielB.Feb 3, 2007
This movie was so bad I walked out during the previews. I agree with the San Francisco paper; only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny. But yet, people give it a 10 while they say things like "It was an ok movie with This movie was so bad I walked out during the previews. I agree with the San Francisco paper; only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny. But yet, people give it a 10 while they say things like "It was an ok movie with some funny stuff in it, but it wasn't terrible!" That sentence doesn't even make any sense! And some how "It was ok" warrants a 10?… Expand
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MarvinH.Feb 9, 2007
I have too say that this is the funnyest moovie i ever scene in my intire life. Who says I have to bee dum to luv this grate fillum. I isnt an i tinked it was grate. Grate comidy 100% out of 10
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AndyM.Feb 9, 2007
If you think that this movie is funny, if you thought it was hilarious, if you so much as considered seeing it again, you are a retarded, childish nincompoop. Yes, I did just use the word nincompoop. That's 'cause I mean it. It If you think that this movie is funny, if you thought it was hilarious, if you so much as considered seeing it again, you are a retarded, childish nincompoop. Yes, I did just use the word nincompoop. That's 'cause I mean it. It seems like the people who produced this movie just stopped trying to make it be even halfway good. It's a steaming pile of human excrement, but considering the ironic box-office turnout, it's a gold-plated one.… Expand
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PatE.Apr 3, 2007
There are just no words to describe how awful and senseless this movie really is! Whoever actually went through the making of this film should have their eyes gouged out!
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JenniferG.Jan 27, 2007
Absolute rubbish, painfully contrived, and humorless.
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MissM.Jan 30, 2007
Worst movie ever; it seems like something some college students made for MySpace.
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PhilC.Feb 7, 2007
This is one of those movies where the protocol is obvious. Anyone who saw it and has any brains or any real sense of humor will find this movie to be insanely bad comedy. Then on the other side of the coin if you watched the movie and are This is one of those movies where the protocol is obvious. Anyone who saw it and has any brains or any real sense of humor will find this movie to be insanely bad comedy. Then on the other side of the coin if you watched the movie and are dumb as a rock, or have a sense of humor that laughed everytime someone got hit in this movie, then you'll love it.… Expand
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RD.Mar 28, 2007
Awful movie. Only funny moment was Silas hitting himself madly and Jack Swallows thin kwas quite funny. honestly, crispin glove rneeds to do better films other wise his nice career would be destroyed too.
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MiriamMJul 7, 2007
Being a 14 year pld girl, who loves a good parody film, I went along to this. Terrible. Not one funny line, worst movie I have ever seen.
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ScottSJun 1, 2008
Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these 10, 11, 12, 13 etc. year olds are getting their vulgar stuff from. What kind of looney would make such a movie?!… Expand
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RasmusC.Apr 26, 2010
Found it funny when I was 13. Not ever since.
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WilliamTNov 9, 2007
It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the Naked Gun so brilliant is taken so overboard, that they are not even stupid anymore but a cry for help from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie that asks: "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT A GOOD JOKE FOR THIS SCENE WILL BE? OK WE"LL JUST THROW IN SOMEONE GETTING RUN OVER" As you can tell, I didn't like Epic Movie that much.… Expand
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JoodanD.Jan 26, 2007
Wow! This movie is just as bad as Date Movie. I hope no one is actually going to see this. The only good part was the Borat person.
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JeffH.Jan 26, 2007
Absolutely terrible. Unfunny except for a couple decent scenes. This kind a trash should go straight to video.
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AnonymousMCJan 26, 2007
This was the very worst movie I have ever seen. Besides it's poor effort to make a joke, the flow of the movie was so bad that you could nap during the awkward moments and empty scenes.
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JackB.Jan 27, 2007
This movie is garbage, It really thought it was stupid that they made fun of Borat, cause borat is alrdy a joke, It kind sucks that this movie is gonna sell alot, Good OL usa for ya
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MattJ.Jan 27, 2007
The movie was kinda stupid and corny, it had its funny moments but it was still kinda dumb.
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TimM.Jan 28, 2007
How could anyone go into this movie expecting some "good stuff"? did you see the trailer? honestly, they won't stop making s*** til people stop going to see this crap.
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EduL.Feb 20, 2007
Don't waste your time... Burn the money, it's funnier and clever.
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SangheeJ.Feb 3, 2007
The only reason it got a 1 from me was because it did, on occasion, make me laugh. The movie itself was a full hour and a half of stupid gags and an awful plot. The people meant to mock Hollywood stars did have some qualities of the original The only reason it got a 1 from me was because it did, on occasion, make me laugh. The movie itself was a full hour and a half of stupid gags and an awful plot. The people meant to mock Hollywood stars did have some qualities of the original acctors, but were often poor representations of the original. The movie was boring and stupid for the most part.… Expand
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StamenD.Feb 5, 2007
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Craftsmanship was awful. Jokes lame. Should of been a 10 minute skit at most. The writers and directors must have pictures of somebody and a goat to of had this crap made. Ishtar has some seriuos This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Craftsmanship was awful. Jokes lame. Should of been a 10 minute skit at most. The writers and directors must have pictures of somebody and a goat to of had this crap made. Ishtar has some seriuos competition. I will never see a movie that Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer and Paul Schiff are involved in. I'm surprised they even put their names on it. I'm pissed, feel insulted and want my money back. You guys owe me $28.50 and 86 minutes of my life. Anybody who rates this above a "0" must be related to the fruit cakes who made this garbage. Do not see this movie!… Expand
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epixsaviorFeb 9, 2007
Dude. Worst. Movie. Ever. That I ever seen. Ever. Lazy and silly to the point of brain-melting confusion. It haunts my dreams that movies like this can be green-lighted these days or that this opened at number 1! What's wrong with you, Dude. Worst. Movie. Ever. That I ever seen. Ever. Lazy and silly to the point of brain-melting confusion. It haunts my dreams that movies like this can be green-lighted these days or that this opened at number 1! What's wrong with you, America!? Shame on you for liking this! Or even being duped by the ads into thinking that you would like this! Laziness makes this sad!… Expand
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SarahQ.Mar 18, 2007
Finding out that I had terminal cancer wasn't nearly as terrible as this "film".
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AddyC.Mar 9, 2007
Utter s***e, only watched cuz one of my mates thought it'd be 'well funneh'. Gets 1 cos the guy who plays Jack Sparrow actually looks/sounds like him. Other than that, it'd be funnier to burn your money. Seriously :)
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RGApr 22, 2007
The worst film I have ever seen. The entire film is a crude, braindead, unfunny, childish parody that may as well have been dreamed up by a five year old.
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zenoMay 1, 2007
Le parti veramente divertenti sono poche, e io mi aspettavo un film meno volgare.
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Mike453Jun 29, 2007
Definitely a piece of sh.t, impressions were terrible and there were no great jokes. Parody films are getting worse and worse.
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WillLJul 6, 2007
I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the commercials lasted for maybe 30 seconds. The acting was horrible. I feel like they had a lot of good material from recent movies to work with, but they failed miserably.… Expand
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NigelHAug 30, 2007
Worst film I have ever seen. It's so disgustingly unfunny I don't see how anyone can think it is worthy of 1 penny to see it.
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ErinJ.Sep 3, 2007
I can't believe someone with a brain produced this. i wish that i had never seen it.
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PhilS.Jan 4, 2008
They put so much effort into duplicating the costumes and locations of the movies they're imitating, but they forgot to make it entertaining. "Epic movie" is not funny; in fact it becomes very irritating very quickly. Avoid, avoid, avoid.
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KingJ.Feb 9, 2008
The only funny thing about this movie is the terrible reviews it received.
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DaveS.Jun 5, 2008
This movie is totally epic because it is so bad.
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SomeGuyDec 26, 2007
This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and the bit where Kanye West popped up and said the White Bitch didn't care about black people. After that, nothing. Just a whole bunch of unfunny jokes and cringe worthy musical numbers. Were these guys trying to make a comedy or a musical? It's like they saw Idlewild and thought the idea of a 'hip-hop musical' was good, so all of a sudden everyone in the film starts breakdancing for no reason, scratch decks materialise out of thin air and everyone starts rapping. And this happens every five minutes. It's pathetic and definitely not funny. Some advice for Mr '2 of the 6 writer of Scary Movie'- cut out all the dumbass 'whiteys trying to be black' musical numbers. Instead, focus on writing some decent jokes, link them together with a serviceable story and your next film may be almost watchable.… Expand
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SamS.Jan 26, 2007
As American
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AndrewR.Jan 26, 2007
Possibly the worst movie we ever saw. And I did not have high expectations for this movie. It made date movie seem like a masterpeice.
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FrankD.Jan 26, 2007
I like comedies but there wasn't even a funny scene in the whole movie. I couldn't wait for this to end.
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BobS.Jan 27, 2007
Without a doubt, hands-down, the absolute worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
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JohnT.Jan 27, 2007
Painful to watch.
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TimH.Jan 27, 2007
I'm a 28 year old guy who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. Unfortunately this movie didn't give it to me. I've seen a lot of movies in theaters, and this is the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. I'm a 28 year old guy who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. Unfortunately this movie didn't give it to me. I've seen a lot of movies in theaters, and this is the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. It's that bad.… Expand
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LeahB.Jan 27, 2007
Even going in with the lowest of expectations, I was disappointed. Everything was forced and nothing was funny.
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JohnS.Jan 27, 2007
Their next movie should be called stupid movie, and it should make fun of their last four flops.
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MikeM.Jan 27, 2007
Dumb, dumb, dumb!!! I made it through the whole movie, but that was because I had my I Pod and took a nap. My son, who's 14, throught it somewhat funny but said all the good parts were in the tv ads.
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LeopardR.Jan 27, 2007
One word to sum it up: Atrocious P.S.- I got a refund because the employees at the venue agreed with me that this was the worst movie since "Fudgepackersonice"
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BrianE.Jan 27, 2007
"Date Movie" was funnier than this turd. Awful acting and the immeasurable talents of Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard go entriely to waste. I was expecting this movie to be stupid-funny. Instead it was stupid-stupid.
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GregoryJan 28, 2007
This movie was garbage. How can you expect it to be somewhat decent after date moive, and the last two scary movies. They need to go back to the original writers and director and make a good, funny comedy that will make me crack up. Im notThis movie was garbage. How can you expect it to be somewhat decent after date moive, and the last two scary movies. They need to go back to the original writers and director and make a good, funny comedy that will make me crack up. Im not saying toilet humor and all the crap in Epic Movie is bad, but make it funny and make me laugh like you did with the first two scarry movies please!… Expand
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DanielC.Jan 28, 2007
No good. The parodies were off mark an they weren't funny. Maybe if you are a ten year old who enjoys fart jokes you'll enjoy this. For everyone else who has taste, this is rubbish. It's not a good sign when the movie looks as No good. The parodies were off mark an they weren't funny. Maybe if you are a ten year old who enjoys fart jokes you'll enjoy this. For everyone else who has taste, this is rubbish. It's not a good sign when the movie looks as bad as Scary movie 4, and that was a piece of crapola as well.… Expand
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MattAJan 29, 2007
What people don't know is that these are actually 2 of the original writers of the first 2 scary movies. Not the 3 and 4th. So when you say that bring back the original writers... that's these guys... give Zucker a little more What people don't know is that these are actually 2 of the original writers of the first 2 scary movies. Not the 3 and 4th. So when you say that bring back the original writers... that's these guys... give Zucker a little more credit...he did make Airplane. But these guys are taking so much potential...and totally throwing it down the crapper. It's a shame to good comedic writers who want to parody pop culture. If your going to do it... please... do it well...… Expand
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DavidB.Jan 29, 2007
Epic Movie is about on the same level as a 12 year old's sense of humor. The sad part is that there are some very talented writers and young filmmakers out there, and these morons in Hollywood gave a green light to this garbage. As for Epic Movie is about on the same level as a 12 year old's sense of humor. The sad part is that there are some very talented writers and young filmmakers out there, and these morons in Hollywood gave a green light to this garbage. As for those who found this film funny, there is a term for their condition: "intellectual midget".… Expand
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ColinG.Feb 1, 2007
There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole film comes off like they are mocking people for having paid to see it. If a movie like this gets made it's not because they think we are that stupid, it's because we are. Have we not come out in droves to see each and every progressively worthless piece of poop talent-challenged retards like the Wayan's brothers leave in steaming piles on the Cinerama Dome screen? This film is a punitive measure taken against the viewing public for getting so stupid that they can't tell when they're intelligence is being insulted. The movie studios have been talking down to us for years. And judging by the box office for this hateful garbage, they will continue to do so. It's like we're a society of rape victims who keep coming back for more because somehow we think that we don't deserve better. I watched this one for free and I have never felt so cheated by a film in my entire life. I really should have known better. I guess I had it coming.… Expand
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BrianLFeb 22, 2007
I didn't even see this movie and I still feel less intelligent for acknowledging its very existance. Anyone above the age of 6 is capable of making this film yet these a$$holes are now rich.
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NateC.Mar 10, 2007
This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. What fell on these guys' heads when they were thinking up movies? This movie is vomit inducingly unfunny, unoriginal, and just plain awful. Period.
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KimP.Mar 26, 2007
I felt my IQ dropping just watching it. Horrible movie.
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ChadV.Mar 9, 2007
Lauren -- When did they start letting retards use the interweb? Even "daft" ones like you? This movie is not daft and it is not fab. Epic movie is the kind of BM that wakes you up in the middle of the night before an important meeting early Lauren -- When did they start letting retards use the interweb? Even "daft" ones like you? This movie is not daft and it is not fab. Epic movie is the kind of BM that wakes you up in the middle of the night before an important meeting early the next day: It is unplanned for crap that ruins everything that follows. Horrible, horrible movie.… Expand
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EthanRrrApr 29, 2007
I am a person who usually likes most movies he sees. I have only not liked 2 movies...this movie and rollerball. this movie was such a piece of trash I get flustered trying to think of a way to describe how bad it was
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LZ.May 29, 2007
This should
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SuleimanM.Jun 22, 2007
In an attempt to do a Scary movie rip off, Epic movie fails at everything. Quite a horrible movie, and a torture to watch. Word from the wise, stay away from this movie.
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AlecB.Jun 22, 2007
Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch is funny. I gave this film a 1 because i had a minor laugh at the very end of the film and thats about it.… Expand
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AMovieCriticJun 24, 2007
Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. were great. Epic Movie, though....I just can not believe it. The writing is so horrible, the jokes so desperately unfunny, the characters so annoying....I was just in shock when the credits rolled. This is, I think, the worst movie I have ever, EVER, seen in my entire life. In all honesty, this movie was so bad it was painful. I can not believe that anyone in their right minds thought this was funny. Kal Penn should be ashamed of himself....… Expand
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JAZZYKJun 24, 2007
Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, actually funny, so we could all laugh.… Expand
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ClintH.Jan 28, 2008
This movie was not made to entertain. It was made to remind you that parodies nowadays are filled with jokes nobody can handle. A few good laughs are in it, but are not enough to save this film from being a total bomb.
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ChrisC.Jan 29, 2008
I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at it. It's not that the people who give the movie bad reviews don't have a good sense of humor; it's that the Scary Movie directors have lost their sense of humor, and those who liked it have a pitifully immature ense of humor. I have a very childish sense of humor, and I get hyper and laugh very easily, but scarfing down sugar during this movie was not enough to get more than a chuckle out of me. That so many other people were laughing is a bad sign for American society.… Expand
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SamKMar 15, 2008
Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it funny, but really it's not".… Expand
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MikeJRJun 13, 2008
I had the worst time sitting in the cinema during this movie as it was so boring and unfunny. I couldn't believe I wasted my money to watch this piece of worthless crap
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JaeQAug 11, 2008
I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to make fun of, but date movie, this, super hero movie, what the fuck?… Expand
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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008
Homeade Youtube videos are funnier than this bull. How can a person over 12 with a fully functioning mind mind find this crap funny.
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LauriR.Aug 5, 2008
My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and what makes them bad. On the other hand, it might be the comforting thought of knowing that the next movie you watch probably can't sink lower anymore. The saddest thing in this movie is, that it can't even accomplish those goals. It's been a while since I watched it and I can't remember a single line from it. This movie is just so utter waste of time that I didn't even bother to file it under the "hilariously bad movies" folder in my mind. Doing that much would've been a definitive waste of brain capacity. All the review I'm going to give is this: Don't watch this. You can find better things to do with your time, go cure cancer or something.… Expand
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ChrisSOct 18, 2009
This is ten times worse than straight to DVD quality but yet this was shown in cinemas across the world.
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WhyNot?Feb 2, 2009
Epic fail. I've never even seen the movie -- this grade is from watching the trailers.
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RyanSNov 16, 2007
I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The problem is IT WASN"T FUNNY!?! I mean, one or 2 scenes gave me a chuckle, which saves this review from a zero. I paid 2 dollars to see this movie & it was worth that, but not worth 3 hours of my time...… Expand
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JasonFDec 16, 2007
Honestly Ii try to find the best in movies such as these. but this movie was just so bad you wanted to scream at the writers for messing up so many possibly funny situations. These people made scary movie? An embarrassment to comedy.
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BruceDec 2, 2007
This movie is horrible. It claims to be a comedy but there isn't much funny about it. After I rented it I felt like I should ask Blockbuster to refund my money.
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SamN.Dec 29, 2007
This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word 'bitch' are funny. Apparently, the people that liked the movie do. Sucks for them.… Expand
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SteveJ.Dec 31, 2007
'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never 'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never ended up doing so while watching. The movie attempts to spoof everything it can legally, which brings up the questions of how it could possibly have any quality plot or humor. Guess what, it doesn't. Seriously, when it's your job to write comedies and you find yourself spoofing a spoof within a spoof of a spoof, you need to reconsider your career choices. I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribian-style "Lazy Pirate Sunday" about halfway through the film, which is also the point I stopped watching. Life is too short. All copies of this movie need to be destroyed, and the creators should be burned at the stake. Anyone who gives this movie a good review needs to find their way back to the Insane Assylum.… Expand
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MichaelR.Oct 24, 2007
Top 10 worst movie ever.only one good scene and that was with Carmen Electra. Flat out not funny except for that 1 scene.
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MarcyT.Jan 26, 2007
So bad that our whole family voted to leave the movie in the middle - 2 adults and 3 teenagers. Stupid, gross, and creepy wiithout being funny. We got our money back. Worst movie I've ever seen half of.
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MikeC.Jan 27, 2007
Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the funny moments are not smart, or well thought out. It might be OK if your 12-14, but anybody else will find this very bad.… Expand
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BobM.Jan 27, 2007
Go see this move if you are A) 12 years old B) Enjoy repetitive, tedious fart jokes that required absolutely no thought to conjure. Otherwise, do something more worthwhile with your money, like burning it.
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RyanJan 27, 2007
This movie was extremely bad! Scary movie 3 and 4 were better. Don't watch this piece of crap! You'll be wasting your money! I went in expecting some good stuff, but after it ended I was so pissed!!!
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johJan 27, 2007
A PG-13 movie that tries to parody R rated movies like Borat and Snakes on a Plane. Swaps out anything funny for fart jokes. What is there to say?
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CecoJan 28, 2007
It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out of you. It actuallly makes you dumber. Unless you are into this sort of thing, AVOID at all cost.… Expand
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NickKJan 29, 2007
This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but the jokes were never based on the plot (because there isn't one).... do not see this movie please. See something that wasn't written in 15 minutes by a wannabe-hip old guy.… Expand
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