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TheFilmGuru69Dec 12, 2022

Worst movie ive ever seen.
Timing of joke is horrible
felt like 2 and a half hours

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tyranno_s_hexOct 13, 2022

To this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber tryingTo this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber trying to explain why the film was so awful, and what they did wrong (so it could be fixed).
The conclusion I reached was that a different studio (E.g.) South Park, would have suited this premise better, as they are able to incorporate absurd humor into a story.
Whereas, this film does not have a memorable story to connect all of its pieces.
And many of the pieces are references, rather than actual well-done jokes.
The choices of "epic" movies they parody, mostly do not fit the premise, and are sometimes egregiously self-serving (as in, an actor in Epic Movie was in one of the the parodied movies, even though it was not an Epic movie, and so was only chosen because they were in it).
The list of awful things about this film is bottomless.
I cannot say enough bad things about this movie.… Expand

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AlexSantossJan 31, 2022

Not the best comedy movie, but say what you may, I honestly found this movie quite funny!

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TheTacoShackOct 2, 2021

Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun. Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun.

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Wboy2006Mar 15, 2021

A literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, itA literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, it is just exists to waste your precious time.… Expand

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TRANSFORMERSFANMar 11, 2021

this movie sucks so hard! this movie is worse than disaster movie! which i hate disaster movie!

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sdumersSep 18, 2020

The critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed asThe critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed as some kind of cannibal), and bad CGI and special effects.… Expand

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40mangunshotJul 20, 2020

This movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously andThis movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously and you''ll have fun and laugh.… Expand

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robertoiglesiasApr 11, 2020

What saves this from being a 2 or lower for me is that I like the main structure of the story. I would like to see a Narnia parody and a Wonka parody.

But the references, toilet humor, and other distractions come in and ruin the experience.

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JPKJan 26, 2020

Not Epic In The Slightest
Epic Movie is a poor excuse of a comedy with painfully bad jokes, The parodies feel forced and awkward, And the acting is awful.

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The3AcademySinsAug 13, 2019

Gross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of blandGross, and weirdly under-produced for the budget it had, Epic Movie truly feels like an overly-long 2007 era YouTube video. It's just so humorless and cobbled together that it barely stands up as a movie. It's just a long list of bland references and disgusting, poorly delivered "jokes" that just grate on the viewer without end. This movie is so horribly paced that even though its under an hour and a half that it feels like three hours. It gets one point from me because it got exactly one snort of laughter from me.… Expand

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BroyaxApr 1, 2019

J'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soitJ'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soit mauvais soit médiocres dans le genre restreint des films gogols.

Cependant le "Big" avant "Movie" est un signal d'alarme alarmant ("Epic" dans le titre original, ce qui est sans doute... encore pire) et se trouve confirmé au visionnage. On a un pot-pourri de Narnia et Harry Potter entre autres "choses" qui ne se prêtent pas ou difficilement à la caricature, car ces choses sont déjà hautement débiles et mongolos par défaut : il s'agit de leur essence même.

Quand on ajoute à ça un manque d'imagination et un humour scato d'ado, ça ne peut forcément donner que de la merde, de la big grosse merde. Plus qu'à tirer la chasse donc !… Expand

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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017

The fact that I've even watched this film, spending the necessary amount of time to see it all the way through, actually makes me worry about my limited lifespan. That's how bad this is.

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danielb1982Nov 14, 2016

Avoid this trash at all costs. Bottom of the barrel stuff, probably only laughed once, even then it wasn't that funny. If I could give this film a minus score I would, again avoid at all costs.

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filmboy23Nov 2, 2016

Epic Movie gives audiences exactly what you would expect from a Friedberg/Seltzer film, including but not limited to lazy pop culture gags, scatological humor, offensive sterotypes, mean-spirited characters and horrible acting.

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TirahOct 25, 2016

I don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it anyI don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it any better. I didn't laugh or even smile once. This is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my life.

It's supposed to be a comedy parodying epic fantasy movies. Except it's not funny, at all. The jokes are some of the worst I've ever seen in any movie ever. The costumes, props, practical effects and CGI are so horribly cheap I think I've seen high school plays with higher production values. In one scene an elderly Caucasian actor's Asian stunt double doesn't match the actor and they don't even attempt to give him the same costume. They just put a pair of pants and a cheap wig on him, and clearly show his face on camera. Everything about this movie is unbelievably lazy and half-baked. It's like not even the people who made this cared. They just haphazardly slapped this ugly piece of turd together and called it a day.

Avoid this like the plague. Watch anything from Michael Bay or Uwe Boll instead. Their movies are also atrocious, but at least they're unintentionally funny. In Epic Movie there's no humor at all, intentional or otherwise.… Expand

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GamecubeLoverJun 26, 2016

It has it's funny moments and some good parodies but overall I find the movie annoying and gross. The characters are only good while there doing gags. This movie deserves a skip.

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EpicLadySpongeJan 3, 2016

This movie isn't even.... epic. Hence my first part of my username has 'Epic' in it, yet I can't even believe I used that part right and this movie didn't and I didn't even try it.

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lukechristianscDec 22, 2015

I'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture usI'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture us smart people. These two filmmakers don't even have an audience (well expect half witted people). The only reason why I am giving this a low score is just because it was at least not boring, it had a few funny moments. Four troubled adult orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell who also starred in Date Movie, Faune Chambers and Jayma Mays) from four separate movies are in this spoof blockbuster, each of them get a golden ticket from the Wily Wonka Factory, their trip doesn't go as well as planned so their kidnapped. Lucy (Mays) discovers a closet that has a mythic realm called Narnia. So the four orphans enter this realm which they must escape, a which called "White **** is hunting for them. The cast is talented they have been in good films but they must been there for the pay checks. Crispin Glover who was great in Back In The Future, this film is the worst in his career. Grade D-… Expand

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TimeOfTheChimpsMar 16, 2015

These filmmakers have to understand that pop-culture gags and parodies just don't work without anything else supporting them, particularly a cohesive plot and actual humour. This films lacks both to a disastrous effect.

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homer4presidentMar 13, 2015

Pointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that arePointless, crass, and not even funny in a vulgar way. Someone should unleash the hounds of hell to hunt down the people who make these films, they're representative of everything that blows in America. There are boatloads of movies that are decent, so why shell out your bread on this kind of empty-headed crap?… Expand

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NerdConsultantDec 21, 2014

why have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn'twhy have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn't and these writers really need to retire for all our collective sanity's… Expand

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TheLooseHunterDec 3, 2014

I understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy thereI understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy there is!
This is not funny, this is a torture. I'm glad that the people who reviewed it actually made it to their pc's.
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drlowdonAug 20, 2014

This tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to createThis tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to create something so poor is frankly mind boggling and the sooner people stop paying to watch these things the better.… Expand

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cmainthuging12Jun 26, 2014

MOST GREATEST PEICE OF ART I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! :) GREAT STORY! GREAT ACTORS! GREAT SCREENPLAY!!! YOU CAN REALLY RELATE TO THE CHARACTERS!!! GREAT EVERYTHING. I GIVE IT A 10 AND THAT RARELY EVER DOMOST GREATEST PEICE OF ART I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! :) GREAT STORY! GREAT ACTORS! GREAT SCREENPLAY!!! YOU CAN REALLY RELATE TO THE CHARACTERS!!! GREAT EVERYTHING. I GIVE IT A 10 AND THAT RARELY EVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)… Expand

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Jack97Jan 1, 2014

Epic Movie has atrocious comedy, acting and ridiculous premise. I know this is what parodies are meant to have but in that case Epic Move fails at being a parody, which I never knew was possible.

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DaEagleOct 27, 2013

This insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made forThis insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made for laughs, right? NO! THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS DISGUSTING RATHER THAN FUNNY! IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK!!! Do not even think about buying this crap. (Final Score: 0.00)… Expand

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JohnnyStephensAug 31, 2013

Awful picture!! The directors of this movie are absolutely stupid. One of the worst films ever made. Never ever try to watch it. You will waste your money and your free time!! An epic fail!

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python2000Aug 13, 2013

I think most people will agree with me when I say that Epic Movie.......is an Epic Fail. It may not be as bad as Disaster Movie but that doesn't stop it from being totally unfunny and cringingly bad.

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Jamison12Jul 23, 2013

Epic Movie just tried to do too much. They tried to parody every movie possible it seemed like.
Epic movie had potential and could have been really funny. Instead we were given a long crapfest.

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JmsbppJul 15, 2013

la ridicules la estupides y esas cosas no van conmigo, una pelicula totalmente mediocre y.............................................................

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TheRubixGamerJun 21, 2013

These parody movies are terrible but some what genies because they make so much money of this crap. The jokes are stupid but I have to admit there where 1 or 2 jokes that made he go "hehe" but that was it.

Don't watch this crap.

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ThegodfathersonJun 1, 2013

If the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And TheIf the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory- Sweeny Todd style, Superman, and Harlord and Kumar White Castle no offence- kal penn). Epic Movie may go down to be the worst spoofs in history.… Expand

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LordyLordMar 29, 2013

Hey look Entertainment Weekly gave this movie a good score! How about that?! Anyways, this movie is just 'Disaster Movie' except they got the title wrong this time.

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JacobFreez4EverOct 26, 2012

A mindless film made by two directors without talent, with lame gags, unfunny stereotypes of homosexuals and expensive sets. Friedberg and Seltzer must sell hot dogs instead direct any film.

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vini1904Aug 14, 2012

Surely one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life, parody films hardly hit, just as some franchise "Scary Movie". No comments, bad from start to finish. If you want to preserve the health of your eyes, do not watch this movie.

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smijatovJun 10, 2012

Atrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. IAtrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. I might have hoped there will be something funny, I guess. Some of their work was interesting at first - "Scary Movie" to be more precise. And after that, they've been trying to milk the same cow for over a decade now, and it's not working. It hasn't worked since "Scary Movie 3", really, and it probably will never work again. The sad thing is, that people still give them money to produce the crap they do. The world we live in....… Expand

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CorwinMay 5, 2012

The makes of Epic Movie managed to put in a ridiculous number of movie references. Too bad no one told them that wasn't enough. This movie just isn't funny.

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000Tuld000May 5, 2012

The movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thoughtThe movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thought it was decent, it gave us a few laughs. So when we saw this movie made by the same directors we thought it might give us a few laughs. But in the end it was nothing but gross humor with little comedy whatsoever. This movie should have been called "Epic Fail".… Expand

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Jedi_JettsonJan 26, 2012

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer don't know a lot about directing movies. Its more like a Moronic Movie than an Epic Movie because they make morons out of too many actors from too many good movies. Especially Kal Penn and Crispin Glover.

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HappymonkDec 10, 2011

One of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear ofOne of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear of this film. Get as far away as possible from this atrocity.… Expand

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SachiNov 17, 2011

Epic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this oneEpic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this one and the script consists of toilet jokes. This is not the recipe for an epic movie. i can't say anything good about it. I'm sorry. Overall "Epic Movie" sucks, the Scary Movies are pretty bad and Epic Movie is the same. Except worse. Epic Movie does not deserve to have "Epic" in it's title. You know what's epic? The Godfather, Saving Private Ryan, Inception, Bourne, The Dark Knight. They deserve the title of Epic but this gets the title of "One of the Worst Movies Ever". I hate this movie. Breakdown for "Epic Movie": Presentation: 1.7, Plot: 1.5, Acting: 1.5, Dialogue: .8, Lasting Appeal: .5. Score: 1.3 out of 10 "Disaster".… Expand

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justanotheruserSep 20, 2011

Seltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

Seltzerberg, Epic Movie including, has no redeeming value whatsoever. Words can't describe the horribleSeltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

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alexandergreenSep 4, 2011

Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well,Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well, just check out every film they've written since this one.… Expand

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phxsikhJul 8, 2011

Worst movie I've ever spent money on, why do they do these things I found one part funny, the Willy Wonka dance to Fergalicious the rest is well.....*place expletive here*

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roddersj04Apr 2, 2011

Not the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in withNot the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in with the crowd by making jokes that are modern, like cracking gags about cribs, Paris Hilton and any bloody film that came out in the year or so before this one. At least this movie trys and makes jokes, unlike some lesser spoof films *cough*DisasterMovie*cough*, its just a shame every jokes falls flatter than a steamrolled pancake. Name one scene or joke in this film you find funny, and i'll cart you off to a mental institution, and nothing with Fred Willard counts, no matter how awesome he is… Expand

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TheQuietGamerMar 10, 2011

A poor excuse for a parody, heck it's even a poor excuse for a movie, it's just so stupid, I hated every second of it, even if your a fan of the writers you'll hate this movie.

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MichaelDJan 9, 2011

It's stupid but funny.

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DeVr33zNov 25, 2010

Worst "comedy" I think I have ever seen. The only reason I give it a single point was that some of the jokes were almost worth a chuckle. Almost. But everything else about this piece of crap just stinks.

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MovieLonely94Nov 4, 2010

Scary Movie is way better. this movie sucks. if people like it, thats fine with me.

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RasmusC.Apr 26, 2010

Found it funny when I was 13. Not ever since.

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DonovanJ.Nov 5, 2009

Painfully unfunny one of the worst movies i have ever watched. people who like this shit have no taste.

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ChrisSOct 18, 2009

This is ten times worse than straight to DVD quality but yet this was shown in cinemas across the world.

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KeenanSOct 17, 2009

It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a sadistic torture device (Hm, imagine a horror film in which victims are tortured with this film). Epic Movie is so awful, it's almost as bad as Disaster Movie, but not quite. More like epic piece of shit! Friedberg and Seltzer must be stopped!… Expand

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benjaminbAug 12, 2009

The only worse movie than this is, meet the Spartans.

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TannerJFJun 5, 2009

One funny part: When Crispin Glover danced to Fergalicious. Juss fast forward to that and consider yourself lucky.

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RandomCriticMar 28, 2009

People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in fact, parodies at all, merely a bunch of nobody actors playing dress-up, and two minutes cannot go by without someone getting beaten up/ killed, splattered with excretement of some kind, sexually violated/exposed, insulted, or madly burst into breakdancing and rapping. This movie is nothing but hostile and offensive, and should have been rated R. F**K YOU JASON FRIEDBURG AND AARON SELTZER!!! Do us all a favor and stop making this s**t!!!… Expand

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KMMar 19, 2009

I will be honest this is only good if you watch it for the first time and are in a good mood or if you are really bored. However, there are some extremely funny moments in this film that are hard not to laugh at.

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WhyNot?Feb 2, 2009

Epic fail. I've never even seen the movie -- this grade is from watching the trailers.

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AshleyR.Jan 6, 2009

Very amusing, in some parts childish but ties in well known charecters much better than previous 'movie' titles

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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008

Homeade Youtube videos are funnier than this bull. How can a person over 12 with a fully functioning mind mind find this crap funny.

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JaeQAug 11, 2008

I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to make fun of, but date movie, this, super hero movie, what the fuck?… Expand

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LauriR.Aug 5, 2008

My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and what makes them bad. On the other hand, it might be the comforting thought of knowing that the next movie you watch probably can't sink lower anymore. The saddest thing in this movie is, that it can't even accomplish those goals. It's been a while since I watched it and I can't remember a single line from it. This movie is just so utter waste of time that I didn't even bother to file it under the "hilariously bad movies" folder in my mind. Doing that much would've been a definitive waste of brain capacity. All the review I'm going to give is this: Don't watch this. You can find better things to do with your time, go cure cancer or something.… Expand

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MikeJRJun 13, 2008

I had the worst time sitting in the cinema during this movie as it was so boring and unfunny. I couldn't believe I wasted my money to watch this piece of worthless crap

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DaveS.Jun 5, 2008

This movie is totally epic because it is so bad.

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ScottSJun 1, 2008

Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these Absolutely terrible. This movie is vulgar and very inappropriate. I got it at Blockbuster and thought it would be a crack up like Napolean Dynomite, but instead it was an inappropriate, once again, vulgar movie. And you wonder where these 10, 11, 12, 13 etc. year olds are getting their vulgar stuff from. What kind of looney would make such a movie?!… Expand

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AlexG.Apr 11, 2008

Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and chokes the life out of them metaphorically. they should have lost the Borat spoof as there is not another man in the world that can impersonate Borat and spoof him at the same time. All in all a very funny film. Jack Swallows is the best character there.… Expand

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SamKMar 15, 2008

Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it funny, but really it's not".… Expand

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ChadE.Mar 9, 2008

Best part is when it makes fun of Samuel L Jackson on the plane. Probobly one of the stupidest movies ive ever seen.

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KingJ.Feb 9, 2008

The only funny thing about this movie is the terrible reviews it received.

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ChrisC.Jan 29, 2008

I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at it. It's not that the people who give the movie bad reviews don't have a good sense of humor; it's that the Scary Movie directors have lost their sense of humor, and those who liked it have a pitifully immature ense of humor. I have a very childish sense of humor, and I get hyper and laugh very easily, but scarfing down sugar during this movie was not enough to get more than a chuckle out of me. That so many other people were laughing is a bad sign for American society.… Expand

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ClintH.Jan 28, 2008

This movie was not made to entertain. It was made to remind you that parodies nowadays are filled with jokes nobody can handle. A few good laughs are in it, but are not enough to save this film from being a total bomb.

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PhilS.Jan 4, 2008

They put so much effort into duplicating the costumes and locations of the movies they're imitating, but they forgot to make it entertaining. "Epic movie" is not funny; in fact it becomes very irritating very quickly. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

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SteveJ.Dec 31, 2007

'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never 'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never ended up doing so while watching. The movie attempts to spoof everything it can legally, which brings up the questions of how it could possibly have any quality plot or humor. Guess what, it doesn't. Seriously, when it's your job to write comedies and you find yourself spoofing a spoof within a spoof of a spoof, you need to reconsider your career choices. I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribian-style "Lazy Pirate Sunday" about halfway through the film, which is also the point I stopped watching. Life is too short. All copies of this movie need to be destroyed, and the creators should be burned at the stake. Anyone who gives this movie a good review needs to find their way back to the Insane Assylum.… Expand

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SamN.Dec 29, 2007

This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word 'bitch' are funny. Apparently, the people that liked the movie do. Sucks for them.… Expand

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SomeGuyDec 26, 2007

This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and This movie sucked. I liked the Scary Movies (even the 4th one gave me a few laughs), Date Movie was a real let down but this is just horrible. Only two mildly funny bits- the Cribs ripoff (complete with flatscreens in the toilet bowl) and the bit where Kanye West popped up and said the White Bitch didn't care about black people. After that, nothing. Just a whole bunch of unfunny jokes and cringe worthy musical numbers. Were these guys trying to make a comedy or a musical? It's like they saw Idlewild and thought the idea of a 'hip-hop musical' was good, so all of a sudden everyone in the film starts breakdancing for no reason, scratch decks materialise out of thin air and everyone starts rapping. And this happens every five minutes. It's pathetic and definitely not funny. Some advice for Mr '2 of the 6 writer of Scary Movie'- cut out all the dumbass 'whiteys trying to be black' musical numbers. Instead, focus on writing some decent jokes, link them together with a serviceable story and your next film may be almost watchable.… Expand

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CyrilF.Dec 17, 2007

Excellent movie. The setting is marvellous. Story is great.

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JasonFDec 16, 2007

Honestly Ii try to find the best in movies such as these. but this movie was just so bad you wanted to scream at the writers for messing up so many possibly funny situations. These people made scary movie? An embarrassment to comedy.

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BruceDec 2, 2007

This movie is horrible. It claims to be a comedy but there isn't much funny about it. After I rented it I felt like I should ask Blockbuster to refund my money.

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DanyC.Nov 30, 2007

Loads of low reviews, these people don't know what an AKA Scary movie but with epic porportions is. This is more entertaining, funny, and overall amazing than any of the scary movies.

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AlfanosA.Nov 30, 2007

This movie is great but the a lot of people have no sence of humor and think it is stupid.

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RyanSNov 16, 2007

I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The problem is IT WASN"T FUNNY!?! I mean, one or 2 scenes gave me a chuckle, which saves this review from a zero. I paid 2 dollars to see this movie & it was worth that, but not worth 3 hours of my time...… Expand

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WilliamTNov 9, 2007

It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the It's as funny as watching your house burn down. The spoofs are as spoof-like as Hitler and Ghandi. The jokes rely on potty humour. The acting relies on potty humor. The stupidness of the jokes that made Airplane!, Hot Shots! and the Naked Gun so brilliant is taken so overboard, that they are not even stupid anymore but a cry for help from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie that asks: "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT A GOOD JOKE FOR THIS SCENE WILL BE? OK WE"LL JUST THROW IN SOMEONE GETTING RUN OVER" As you can tell, I didn't like Epic Movie that much.… Expand

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MichaelR.Oct 24, 2007

Top 10 worst movie ever.only one good scene and that was with Carmen Electra. Flat out not funny except for that 1 scene.

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ErinJ.Sep 3, 2007

I can't believe someone with a brain produced this. i wish that i had never seen it.

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NigelHAug 30, 2007

Worst film I have ever seen. It's so disgustingly unfunny I don't see how anyone can think it is worthy of 1 penny to see it.

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RavenX301Aug 27, 2007

The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not catch on to because you are so amazed that people could actually create this terrible piece of trash....to tel you the truth I only could set through about 30 some mins without shutting it off. This was so terrible I can't believe that someone with a brain wrote this and then had the MONEY$$ to be able to create this terrible, terrible skit movie....I mean....The Samuel Jackson bit has been done to DEATH (best by Dave Chapelle) and other terrible bodily fluid jokes are way back in the 90's (which is even worse then using something form the 80's!)… Expand

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BrianNAug 14, 2007

groan inducing and excruciatingly awful. merely referencing a movie does not make the scene funny. if you like this movie you are an idiot.

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MarkBAug 14, 2007

Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples of the genre as The Court Jester, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, Shaun of the Dead and many others actually are. This is the work of the miscreants who inflicted Date Movie on the world last year, but that one at least deserved to be cut a little slack because Alyson Hannigan was so genuinely charming in it, and because at least it was disciplined and focused enough to target a specific movie genre: the most popular and profitable romantic comedies and "chick flicks" of the last twenty years. If Epic Movie had centered on GENUINE movie epics such as Ben-Hur, Spartacus, Doctor Zhivago and Gladiator, I might have at least tossed it some grudging respect, but the moviemakers simply offer up instant replays of many of last year's box office hits and also-rans (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Chronicles of Narnia, and the Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean franchises take center stage, but in whose alternate universe can Nacho Libre, Borat and Click be considered epics in any way, shape or form?) On second thought, even if you wanted to stretch semantics farther than the Guinness record holder for the longest rubber band, writer-directors Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer deserve censure not only for the Cousteau-like depths of stupidity, meanness and pure ugliness they repeatedly demonstrate or for their absolute incompetence at staging jokes (or what they consider to be jokes) but also for the utter laziness and cynicism with which they serve them up, as though they didn't have to even TRY to do better. (And sadly, since this was a mild box office hit, they were probably right.) The result is such a depressing, abysmal black hole that the very few exceptions (Darrell Hammond's letter-perfect impersonation of Johnny Depp's Jack Swallows--er, Sparrow; the sheer professionalism that comic actors Jennifer Coolidge and Tony Cox always bring to their work, even if they really need to fire their agents) register not so much as bright spots than merely as less dim ones. Worst performance of all--and Epic Movie's worst crime--is given by Jayma Mays, a very cute actress who completely stole my heart a couple of years ago as a beleaguered hotel employee in Wes Craven's Red Eye. Here, as one of four ethnically disparate siblings who discover some Wonka-like Golden Tickets to desperately contrived adventure, Mays is thoroughly amateurish, even seeming to forget her lines at times. Perhaps Mays needed to ingest huge quantities of drugs to get through the making of this garbage, but not nearly as much as we moviegoers need to shoot, snort or gulp to get through the experience of WATCHING it!… Expand

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ArjunKJul 19, 2007

The movie was really funny. Cant figure out the bad reviews. You can at least watch once.

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MiriamMJul 7, 2007

Being a 14 year pld girl, who loves a good parody film, I went along to this. Terrible. Not one funny line, worst movie I have ever seen.

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WillLJul 6, 2007

I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the I'm a big fan of spoofs, and even though I had heard this movie was bad I still wanted to see for myself, hoping it was stupid enough to make me laugh. Yes, it was stupid, but in the worst way possible. All of the spoofs boasted in the commercials lasted for maybe 30 seconds. The acting was horrible. I feel like they had a lot of good material from recent movies to work with, but they failed miserably.… Expand

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Mike453Jun 29, 2007

Definitely a piece of sh.t, impressions were terrible and there were no great jokes. Parody films are getting worse and worse.

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AMovieCriticJun 24, 2007

Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. were great. Epic Movie, though....I just can not believe it. The writing is so horrible, the jokes so desperately unfunny, the characters so annoying....I was just in shock when the credits rolled. This is, I think, the worst movie I have ever, EVER, seen in my entire life. In all honesty, this movie was so bad it was painful. I can not believe that anyone in their right minds thought this was funny. Kal Penn should be ashamed of himself....… Expand

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JAZZYKJun 24, 2007

Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, actually funny, so we could all laugh.… Expand

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AlecB.Jun 22, 2007

Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch is funny. I gave this film a 1 because i had a minor laugh at the very end of the film and thats about it.… Expand

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SuleimanM.Jun 22, 2007

In an attempt to do a Scary movie rip off, Epic movie fails at everything. Quite a horrible movie, and a torture to watch. Word from the wise, stay away from this movie.

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LZ.May 29, 2007

This should

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CharlesT.May 28, 2007

Possibly one of the worst comedy/anything ever made. Not even a movie.

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AlisaH.May 27, 2007

I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's what it looked like, then I saw the movie, it made me EMBARASSED to even be in the theatre, sure one of my friends and I laughed once or twice but when the Beaver and Goatguy started Frenching I felt sick. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go see something worthy of your attention like watching paint dry, that'd be loads better and more entertaining than that so called Epic Movie.… Expand

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