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SamS.Jan 26, 2007

As American

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AndrewR.Jan 26, 2007

Possibly the worst movie we ever saw. And I did not have high expectations for this movie. It made date movie seem like a masterpeice.

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FrankD.Jan 26, 2007

I like comedies but there wasn't even a funny scene in the whole movie. I couldn't wait for this to end.

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BobS.Jan 27, 2007

Without a doubt, hands-down, the absolute worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

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JohnT.Jan 27, 2007

Painful to watch.

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TimH.Jan 27, 2007

I'm a 28 year old guy who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. Unfortunately this movie didn't give it to me. I've seen a lot of movies in theaters, and this is the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. I'm a 28 year old guy who enjoys a good laugh every now and then. Unfortunately this movie didn't give it to me. I've seen a lot of movies in theaters, and this is the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. It's that bad.… Expand

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LeahB.Jan 27, 2007

Even going in with the lowest of expectations, I was disappointed. Everything was forced and nothing was funny.

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JohnS.Jan 27, 2007

Their next movie should be called stupid movie, and it should make fun of their last four flops.

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LeopardR.Jan 27, 2007

One word to sum it up: Atrocious P.S.- I got a refund because the employees at the venue agreed with me that this was the worst movie since "Fudgepackersonice"

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BrianE.Jan 27, 2007

"Date Movie" was funnier than this turd. Awful acting and the immeasurable talents of Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard go entriely to waste. I was expecting this movie to be stupid-funny. Instead it was stupid-stupid.

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GregoryJan 28, 2007

This movie was garbage. How can you expect it to be somewhat decent after date moive, and the last two scary movies. They need to go back to the original writers and director and make a good, funny comedy that will make me crack up. Im notThis movie was garbage. How can you expect it to be somewhat decent after date moive, and the last two scary movies. They need to go back to the original writers and director and make a good, funny comedy that will make me crack up. Im not saying toilet humor and all the crap in Epic Movie is bad, but make it funny and make me laugh like you did with the first two scarry movies please!… Expand

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DanielC.Jan 28, 2007

No good. The parodies were off mark an they weren't funny. Maybe if you are a ten year old who enjoys fart jokes you'll enjoy this. For everyone else who has taste, this is rubbish. It's not a good sign when the movie looks as No good. The parodies were off mark an they weren't funny. Maybe if you are a ten year old who enjoys fart jokes you'll enjoy this. For everyone else who has taste, this is rubbish. It's not a good sign when the movie looks as bad as Scary movie 4, and that was a piece of crapola as well.… Expand

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DavidB.Jan 29, 2007

Epic Movie is about on the same level as a 12 year old's sense of humor. The sad part is that there are some very talented writers and young filmmakers out there, and these morons in Hollywood gave a green light to this garbage. As for Epic Movie is about on the same level as a 12 year old's sense of humor. The sad part is that there are some very talented writers and young filmmakers out there, and these morons in Hollywood gave a green light to this garbage. As for those who found this film funny, there is a term for their condition: "intellectual midget".… Expand

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ColinG.Feb 1, 2007

There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole There should be some sort of legally dispensed punishment for making crap like this. The filmmakers made it so painfully clear that they don't think audiences are smart enough to discern good from bad, comedy from sludge that the whole film comes off like they are mocking people for having paid to see it. If a movie like this gets made it's not because they think we are that stupid, it's because we are. Have we not come out in droves to see each and every progressively worthless piece of poop talent-challenged retards like the Wayan's brothers leave in steaming piles on the Cinerama Dome screen? This film is a punitive measure taken against the viewing public for getting so stupid that they can't tell when they're intelligence is being insulted. The movie studios have been talking down to us for years. And judging by the box office for this hateful garbage, they will continue to do so. It's like we're a society of rape victims who keep coming back for more because somehow we think that we don't deserve better. I watched this one for free and I have never felt so cheated by a film in my entire life. I really should have known better. I guess I had it coming.… Expand

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BrianLFeb 22, 2007

I didn't even see this movie and I still feel less intelligent for acknowledging its very existance. Anyone above the age of 6 is capable of making this film yet these a$$holes are now rich.

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NateC.Mar 10, 2007

This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. What fell on these guys' heads when they were thinking up movies? This movie is vomit inducingly unfunny, unoriginal, and just plain awful. Period.

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KimP.Mar 26, 2007

I felt my IQ dropping just watching it. Horrible movie.

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ChadV.Mar 9, 2007

Lauren -- When did they start letting retards use the interweb? Even "daft" ones like you? This movie is not daft and it is not fab. Epic movie is the kind of BM that wakes you up in the middle of the night before an important meeting early Lauren -- When did they start letting retards use the interweb? Even "daft" ones like you? This movie is not daft and it is not fab. Epic movie is the kind of BM that wakes you up in the middle of the night before an important meeting early the next day: It is unplanned for crap that ruins everything that follows. Horrible, horrible movie.… Expand

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LZ.May 29, 2007

This should

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SuleimanM.Jun 22, 2007

In an attempt to do a Scary movie rip off, Epic movie fails at everything. Quite a horrible movie, and a torture to watch. Word from the wise, stay away from this movie.

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AMovieCriticJun 24, 2007

Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. were great. Epic Movie, though....I just can not believe it. The writing is so horrible, the jokes so desperately unfunny, the characters so annoying....I was just in shock when the credits rolled. This is, I think, the worst movie I have ever, EVER, seen in my entire life. In all honesty, this movie was so bad it was painful. I can not believe that anyone in their right minds thought this was funny. Kal Penn should be ashamed of himself....… Expand

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JAZZYKJun 24, 2007

Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, actually funny, so we could all laugh.… Expand

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SamKMar 15, 2008

Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it funny, but really it's not".… Expand

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MikeJRJun 13, 2008

I had the worst time sitting in the cinema during this movie as it was so boring and unfunny. I couldn't believe I wasted my money to watch this piece of worthless crap

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JaeQAug 11, 2008

I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to make fun of, but date movie, this, super hero movie, what the fuck?… Expand

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LauriR.Aug 5, 2008

My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and what makes them bad. On the other hand, it might be the comforting thought of knowing that the next movie you watch probably can't sink lower anymore. The saddest thing in this movie is, that it can't even accomplish those goals. It's been a while since I watched it and I can't remember a single line from it. This movie is just so utter waste of time that I didn't even bother to file it under the "hilariously bad movies" folder in my mind. Doing that much would've been a definitive waste of brain capacity. All the review I'm going to give is this: Don't watch this. You can find better things to do with your time, go cure cancer or something.… Expand

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ChrisSOct 18, 2009

This is ten times worse than straight to DVD quality but yet this was shown in cinemas across the world.

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WhyNot?Feb 2, 2009

Epic fail. I've never even seen the movie -- this grade is from watching the trailers.

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RandomCriticMar 28, 2009

People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in People actually think this s**t is FUNNY ?!?!?! How do you work that? The plot is thinner than water-based tomato soup, the lines are written with nothing on the brain but vulgarity and lame pop-culture references, the "parodies" are not, in fact, parodies at all, merely a bunch of nobody actors playing dress-up, and two minutes cannot go by without someone getting beaten up/ killed, splattered with excretement of some kind, sexually violated/exposed, insulted, or madly burst into breakdancing and rapping. This movie is nothing but hostile and offensive, and should have been rated R. F**K YOU JASON FRIEDBURG AND AARON SELTZER!!! Do us all a favor and stop making this s**t!!!… Expand

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benjaminbAug 12, 2009

The only worse movie than this is, meet the Spartans.

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JasonFDec 16, 2007

Honestly Ii try to find the best in movies such as these. but this movie was just so bad you wanted to scream at the writers for messing up so many possibly funny situations. These people made scary movie? An embarrassment to comedy.

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SteveJ.Dec 31, 2007

'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never 'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never ended up doing so while watching. The movie attempts to spoof everything it can legally, which brings up the questions of how it could possibly have any quality plot or humor. Guess what, it doesn't. Seriously, when it's your job to write comedies and you find yourself spoofing a spoof within a spoof of a spoof, you need to reconsider your career choices. I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribian-style "Lazy Pirate Sunday" about halfway through the film, which is also the point I stopped watching. Life is too short. All copies of this movie need to be destroyed, and the creators should be burned at the stake. Anyone who gives this movie a good review needs to find their way back to the Insane Assylum.… Expand

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MichaelR.Oct 24, 2007

Top 10 worst movie ever.only one good scene and that was with Carmen Electra. Flat out not funny except for that 1 scene.

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MarcyT.Jan 26, 2007

So bad that our whole family voted to leave the movie in the middle - 2 adults and 3 teenagers. Stupid, gross, and creepy wiithout being funny. We got our money back. Worst movie I've ever seen half of.

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BobM.Jan 27, 2007

Go see this move if you are A) 12 years old B) Enjoy repetitive, tedious fart jokes that required absolutely no thought to conjure. Otherwise, do something more worthwhile with your money, like burning it.

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RyanJan 27, 2007

This movie was extremely bad! Scary movie 3 and 4 were better. Don't watch this piece of crap! You'll be wasting your money! I went in expecting some good stuff, but after it ended I was so pissed!!!

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johJan 27, 2007

A PG-13 movie that tries to parody R rated movies like Borat and Snakes on a Plane. Swaps out anything funny for fart jokes. What is there to say?

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CecoJan 28, 2007

It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out of you. It actuallly makes you dumber. Unless you are into this sort of thing, AVOID at all cost.… Expand

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NickKJan 29, 2007

This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but the jokes were never based on the plot (because there isn't one).... do not see this movie please. See something that wasn't written in 15 minutes by a wannabe-hip old guy.… Expand

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AdamB.Feb 11, 2007

Hands-down, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. Yes, it's even worse than "Date Movie", and it's not one of those so-bad-it's-funny movies. No, "Epic Movie" is just bad. It not only deserves an "R" rating for lewd, Hands-down, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. Yes, it's even worse than "Date Movie", and it's not one of those so-bad-it's-funny movies. No, "Epic Movie" is just bad. It not only deserves an "R" rating for lewd, overtly sexual humor, but an "R" rating just to keep the filmmakers from making any additional money from this monstrosity.… Expand

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JamesK.Feb 17, 2007

Absolutely awful. The worst film that I have ever seen, the jokes have no real depth, they are just constant, monotonous toilet jokes and black people jokes. They imitate other films' characters well enough, however they make no effort Absolutely awful. The worst film that I have ever seen, the jokes have no real depth, they are just constant, monotonous toilet jokes and black people jokes. They imitate other films' characters well enough, however they make no effort to poke fun at them, instead it is simply"yes, here I am, Jack Swallow, aren't I funy". People who find this film worth a laugh are ignoramuses who have the most simplistic view of humor. Get out of MacDonlds and get an education.… Expand

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EnriqueFeb 28, 2007

Disgusting!

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AdamE.Apr 19, 2007

The utter depravation of wit, relevance or anything representing the 20,000,000 dollars put into this supposed comedy is sure to ruin any weekend movie excursion. Avoid at all costs.

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AlisaH.May 27, 2007

I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's what it looked like, then I saw the movie, it made me EMBARASSED to even be in the theatre, sure one of my friends and I laughed once or twice but when the Beaver and Goatguy started Frenching I felt sick. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go see something worthy of your attention like watching paint dry, that'd be loads better and more entertaining than that so called Epic Movie.… Expand

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CharlesT.May 28, 2007

Possibly one of the worst comedy/anything ever made. Not even a movie.

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MarkBAug 14, 2007

Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples of the genre as The Court Jester, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, Shaun of the Dead and many others actually are. This is the work of the miscreants who inflicted Date Movie on the world last year, but that one at least deserved to be cut a little slack because Alyson Hannigan was so genuinely charming in it, and because at least it was disciplined and focused enough to target a specific movie genre: the most popular and profitable romantic comedies and "chick flicks" of the last twenty years. If Epic Movie had centered on GENUINE movie epics such as Ben-Hur, Spartacus, Doctor Zhivago and Gladiator, I might have at least tossed it some grudging respect, but the moviemakers simply offer up instant replays of many of last year's box office hits and also-rans (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Chronicles of Narnia, and the Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean franchises take center stage, but in whose alternate universe can Nacho Libre, Borat and Click be considered epics in any way, shape or form?) On second thought, even if you wanted to stretch semantics farther than the Guinness record holder for the longest rubber band, writer-directors Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer deserve censure not only for the Cousteau-like depths of stupidity, meanness and pure ugliness they repeatedly demonstrate or for their absolute incompetence at staging jokes (or what they consider to be jokes) but also for the utter laziness and cynicism with which they serve them up, as though they didn't have to even TRY to do better. (And sadly, since this was a mild box office hit, they were probably right.) The result is such a depressing, abysmal black hole that the very few exceptions (Darrell Hammond's letter-perfect impersonation of Johnny Depp's Jack Swallows--er, Sparrow; the sheer professionalism that comic actors Jennifer Coolidge and Tony Cox always bring to their work, even if they really need to fire their agents) register not so much as bright spots than merely as less dim ones. Worst performance of all--and Epic Movie's worst crime--is given by Jayma Mays, a very cute actress who completely stole my heart a couple of years ago as a beleaguered hotel employee in Wes Craven's Red Eye. Here, as one of four ethnically disparate siblings who discover some Wonka-like Golden Tickets to desperately contrived adventure, Mays is thoroughly amateurish, even seeming to forget her lines at times. Perhaps Mays needed to ingest huge quantities of drugs to get through the making of this garbage, but not nearly as much as we moviegoers need to shoot, snort or gulp to get through the experience of WATCHING it!… Expand

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BrianNAug 14, 2007

groan inducing and excruciatingly awful. merely referencing a movie does not make the scene funny. if you like this movie you are an idiot.

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DonovanJ.Nov 5, 2009

Painfully unfunny one of the worst movies i have ever watched. people who like this shit have no taste.

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smijatovJun 10, 2012

Atrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. IAtrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. I might have hoped there will be something funny, I guess. Some of their work was interesting at first - "Scary Movie" to be more precise. And after that, they've been trying to milk the same cow for over a decade now, and it's not working. It hasn't worked since "Scary Movie 3", really, and it probably will never work again. The sad thing is, that people still give them money to produce the crap they do. The world we live in....… Expand

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roddersj04Apr 2, 2011

Not the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in withNot the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in with the crowd by making jokes that are modern, like cracking gags about cribs, Paris Hilton and any bloody film that came out in the year or so before this one. At least this movie trys and makes jokes, unlike some lesser spoof films *cough*DisasterMovie*cough*, its just a shame every jokes falls flatter than a steamrolled pancake. Name one scene or joke in this film you find funny, and i'll cart you off to a mental institution, and nothing with Fred Willard counts, no matter how awesome he is… Expand

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phxsikhJul 8, 2011

Worst movie I've ever spent money on, why do they do these things I found one part funny, the Willy Wonka dance to Fergalicious the rest is well.....*place expletive here*

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justanotheruserSep 20, 2011

Seltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

Seltzerberg, Epic Movie including, has no redeeming value whatsoever. Words can't describe the horribleSeltzerberg are the worse directors ever. As bad as they are, at least Ed Wood films have camp value and Uwe Boll made Rampage.

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vini1904Aug 14, 2012

Surely one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life, parody films hardly hit, just as some franchise "Scary Movie". No comments, bad from start to finish. If you want to preserve the health of your eyes, do not watch this movie.

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Jedi_JettsonJan 26, 2012

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer don't know a lot about directing movies. Its more like a Moronic Movie than an Epic Movie because they make morons out of too many actors from too many good movies. Especially Kal Penn and Crispin Glover.

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CorwinMay 5, 2012

The makes of Epic Movie managed to put in a ridiculous number of movie references. Too bad no one told them that wasn't enough. This movie just isn't funny.

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JacobFreez4EverOct 26, 2012

A mindless film made by two directors without talent, with lame gags, unfunny stereotypes of homosexuals and expensive sets. Friedberg and Seltzer must sell hot dogs instead direct any film.

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TheRubixGamerJun 21, 2013

These parody movies are terrible but some what genies because they make so much money of this crap. The jokes are stupid but I have to admit there where 1 or 2 jokes that made he go "hehe" but that was it.

Don't watch this crap.

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ThegodfathersonJun 1, 2013

If the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And TheIf the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory- Sweeny Todd style, Superman, and Harlord and Kumar White Castle no offence- kal penn). Epic Movie may go down to be the worst spoofs in history.… Expand

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LordyLordMar 29, 2013

Hey look Entertainment Weekly gave this movie a good score! How about that?! Anyways, this movie is just 'Disaster Movie' except they got the title wrong this time.

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JmsbppJul 15, 2013

la ridicules la estupides y esas cosas no van conmigo, una pelicula totalmente mediocre y.............................................................

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JohnnyStephensAug 31, 2013

Awful picture!! The directors of this movie are absolutely stupid. One of the worst films ever made. Never ever try to watch it. You will waste your money and your free time!! An epic fail!

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DaEagleOct 27, 2013

This insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made forThis insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made for laughs, right? NO! THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS DISGUSTING RATHER THAN FUNNY! IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK!!! Do not even think about buying this crap. (Final Score: 0.00)… Expand

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TimeOfTheChimpsMar 16, 2015

These filmmakers have to understand that pop-culture gags and parodies just don't work without anything else supporting them, particularly a cohesive plot and actual humour. This films lacks both to a disastrous effect.

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lukechristianscDec 22, 2015

I'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture usI'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture us smart people. These two filmmakers don't even have an audience (well expect half witted people). The only reason why I am giving this a low score is just because it was at least not boring, it had a few funny moments. Four troubled adult orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell who also starred in Date Movie, Faune Chambers and Jayma Mays) from four separate movies are in this spoof blockbuster, each of them get a golden ticket from the Wily Wonka Factory, their trip doesn't go as well as planned so their kidnapped. Lucy (Mays) discovers a closet that has a mythic realm called Narnia. So the four orphans enter this realm which they must escape, a which called "White **** is hunting for them. The cast is talented they have been in good films but they must been there for the pay checks. Crispin Glover who was great in Back In The Future, this film is the worst in his career. Grade D-… Expand

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NerdConsultantDec 21, 2014

why have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn'twhy have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn't and these writers really need to retire for all our collective sanity's… Expand

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TheLooseHunterDec 3, 2014

I understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy thereI understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy there is!
This is not funny, this is a torture. I'm glad that the people who reviewed it actually made it to their pc's.
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TirahOct 25, 2016

I don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it anyI don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it any better. I didn't laugh or even smile once. This is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my life.

It's supposed to be a comedy parodying epic fantasy movies. Except it's not funny, at all. The jokes are some of the worst I've ever seen in any movie ever. The costumes, props, practical effects and CGI are so horribly cheap I think I've seen high school plays with higher production values. In one scene an elderly Caucasian actor's Asian stunt double doesn't match the actor and they don't even attempt to give him the same costume. They just put a pair of pants and a cheap wig on him, and clearly show his face on camera. Everything about this movie is unbelievably lazy and half-baked. It's like not even the people who made this cared. They just haphazardly slapped this ugly piece of turd together and called it a day.

Avoid this like the plague. Watch anything from Michael Bay or Uwe Boll instead. Their movies are also atrocious, but at least they're unintentionally funny. In Epic Movie there's no humor at all, intentional or otherwise.… Expand

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BroyaxApr 1, 2019

J'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soitJ'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soit mauvais soit médiocres dans le genre restreint des films gogols.

Cependant le "Big" avant "Movie" est un signal d'alarme alarmant ("Epic" dans le titre original, ce qui est sans doute... encore pire) et se trouve confirmé au visionnage. On a un pot-pourri de Narnia et Harry Potter entre autres "choses" qui ne se prêtent pas ou difficilement à la caricature, car ces choses sont déjà hautement débiles et mongolos par défaut : il s'agit de leur essence même.

Quand on ajoute à ça un manque d'imagination et un humour scato d'ado, ça ne peut forcément donner que de la merde, de la big grosse merde. Plus qu'à tirer la chasse donc !… Expand

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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017

The fact that I've even watched this film, spending the necessary amount of time to see it all the way through, actually makes me worry about my limited lifespan. That's how bad this is.

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TRANSFORMERSFANMar 11, 2021

this movie sucks so hard! this movie is worse than disaster movie! which i hate disaster movie!

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Wboy2006Mar 15, 2021

A literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, itA literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, it is just exists to waste your precious time.… Expand

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tyranno_s_hexOct 13, 2022

To this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber tryingTo this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber trying to explain why the film was so awful, and what they did wrong (so it could be fixed).
The conclusion I reached was that a different studio (E.g.) South Park, would have suited this premise better, as they are able to incorporate absurd humor into a story.
Whereas, this film does not have a memorable story to connect all of its pieces.
And many of the pieces are references, rather than actual well-done jokes.
The choices of "epic" movies they parody, mostly do not fit the premise, and are sometimes egregiously self-serving (as in, an actor in Epic Movie was in one of the the parodied movies, even though it was not an Epic movie, and so was only chosen because they were in it).
The list of awful things about this film is bottomless.
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TheFilmGuru69Dec 12, 2022

Worst movie ive ever seen.
Timing of joke is horrible
felt like 2 and a half hours

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