Almost Human

IFC Midnight | Release Date: February 21, 2014

4.3	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 7 Ratings

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MovieReviewsJun 29, 2014

Almost Human is desperately trying to be a spin off of "Fire in the Sky". Nevertheless the movie fails and just turns out to be a disappointing horror film that isn't just scary! If a horror movie fails to be perfect, it should at least scareAlmost Human is desperately trying to be a spin off of "Fire in the Sky". Nevertheless the movie fails and just turns out to be a disappointing horror film that isn't just scary! If a horror movie fails to be perfect, it should at least scare the hell out of me, in this film, it is not scary.… Expand

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seventhsealOct 7, 2014

If you think Scanners or Fire in the Sky then you're thinking good. If you like good look elsewhere as this is as a far from good as you can get. The script is dreadful and offers major flaws throughout, story line is thin at best and theIf you think Scanners or Fire in the Sky then you're thinking good. If you like good look elsewhere as this is as a far from good as you can get. The script is dreadful and offers major flaws throughout, story line is thin at best and the acting, with a couple of exceptions is up there with one of the best examples of utter drivel that I have come across in nearly 30 years of enjoying movies. That said it still makes The Blare Witch Project look like a cinematic masterpiece.

Avoid this at all costs, utterly dreadful stuff I am sorry to say.… Expand

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DirigiblePulpDec 29, 2014

Heart is in the right place, but still this movie is just terrible. Even the old school gore effects just feel tacked on and deliberate. And as old school as it wants to be, it looks just a like a low budget straight to video pic of todayHeart is in the right place, but still this movie is just terrible. Even the old school gore effects just feel tacked on and deliberate. And as old school as it wants to be, it looks just a like a low budget straight to video pic of today (shaky cam and ADD editing).… Expand

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Meth-dudeMar 20, 2015

The movie is not good but he does the job because it is a b movie with bad acting and a story with a lot of issues.The gore effects are okay and the "rape" scene is just so weird but the movie is still entertaining.

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BITESCREENJun 22, 2017

Rauschebart Mark verschwindet in einem Lichtstrahl und taucht zwei Jahre später nackt im Wald wieder auf. Was passiert ist, erzählt Almost Human nicht. Fest steht: Mark ist neuerdings sauböse und schlachtet mit Axt und Schrotgewehr dieRauschebart Mark verschwindet in einem Lichtstrahl und taucht zwei Jahre später nackt im Wald wieder auf. Was passiert ist, erzählt Almost Human nicht. Fest steht: Mark ist neuerdings sauböse und schlachtet mit Axt und Schrotgewehr die Kellnerinnen und Holzfäller seiner Kleinstadt ab. Spätestens als der charmante Mützenträger jedoch einen ekligen Wurm ausfährt, seine Nachbarn zu Kokons penetriert und hochfrequentiert kreischt, klingelt es: Almost Human ist nicht Falling Down, sondern eher Angriff der Körperfresser. Das Zeug zum Klassiker fehlt Joe Begos’ Sci-Fi-Horrorfilm aber: Die Akteure sind mies, die Inszenierung plump: So untermalt nahezu jeder Tod derselbe Störsound. Als schließlich selbst Kamerazooms und Kopfdreher schrille Streicher begleiten, mutiert Almost Human von vorhersehbar zu lächerlich.… Expand

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