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iLe2Apr 6, 2020

Switched straight from this movie to Judge Judy, and I stayed he there. Was trying the second time and it’s not happening. Big budget, clean shots... but that’s all it is. Story is not going anywhere, had some of the most random sex scenesSwitched straight from this movie to Judge Judy, and I stayed he there. Was trying the second time and it’s not happening. Big budget, clean shots... but that’s all it is. Story is not going anywhere, had some of the most random sex scenes and ends that are left loose all over. A waste of budget and respect Michael had accumulated over many years… Expand

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MKEDougieNov 29, 2022

I couldn’t get past the constant dialog of “go, go, go, go” and “move, move, move, move”. So tiring.

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JiggawattsDec 13, 2019

Ohhh what a **** *facepalm*

6 Underground proves once again that Michael Bay couldn't direct a decent movie to save his life.

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ErimudFeb 4, 2020

The first 10 minutes are fine if you want to watch some explosions flipping cars. The script / dialogue are pretty bad, the story is all over the place with flashbacks, and the general directing is pretty poor. Every scene is spliced togetherThe first 10 minutes are fine if you want to watch some explosions flipping cars. The script / dialogue are pretty bad, the story is all over the place with flashbacks, and the general directing is pretty poor. Every scene is spliced together with 20 or more takes, which becomes all too apparent anytime the characters try to hold a conversation, it's jarring how many cuts a scene of dialogue has. It's quintessential Michael Bay.… Expand

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Tony1984May 13, 2020

Super violent in a nasty way with lots of special effects. Cardboard characters bar Ryan Reynolds who plays as usual Ryan Reynolds. Not really funny or even that good in the bash bang boom stakes. Michael Bay isn't good at being Michael BaySuper violent in a nasty way with lots of special effects. Cardboard characters bar Ryan Reynolds who plays as usual Ryan Reynolds. Not really funny or even that good in the bash bang boom stakes. Michael Bay isn't good at being Michael Bay anymore. Couldn't help but root for the irredeemably bad dictator who makes Pol Pot look sympathetic. Team America World Police minus the believability factor. Awful.… Expand

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BorgorosJan 18, 2020

My god what a stupid pile of commercials. Cars exploding and rolling like crazy by hitting coffeshop-chairs was fun though. Long time since I laughed this hard at "tough" actionscenes like the ones in this movie. The 90's CGI did also make meMy god what a stupid pile of commercials. Cars exploding and rolling like crazy by hitting coffeshop-chairs was fun though. Long time since I laughed this hard at "tough" actionscenes like the ones in this movie. The 90's CGI did also make me laugh. To think Bay directed The Rock, and now we get movies like this....… Expand

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arostislavnaJul 15, 2020

Just a B rated clone of the fast and furious, with nonsensical dialogue.

Nope!

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noelhoJan 21, 2020

Turd of a movie. Another incoherent piece of garbage from Michael Bay. I only watched it because of Ryan Reynolds, but even his charm and wit could not save this shipwreck of a movie.

If you like flashy visuals and nothing else, then this isTurd of a movie. Another incoherent piece of garbage from Michael Bay. I only watched it because of Ryan Reynolds, but even his charm and wit could not save this shipwreck of a movie.

If you like flashy visuals and nothing else, then this is the movie for you.

Forget about story, pacing, editing, logic. It is barely funny, it isn't satire, it isn't even decent action and it was way too long.… Expand

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johanswehkDec 13, 2019

Monotonous and generic. Starts out pretty good but it only took about 5min before I lost interest in the first car chase and after another 15 it made a complete nosedive. Ryan Reynolds proves once again his whole repertoire consist of oneMonotonous and generic. Starts out pretty good but it only took about 5min before I lost interest in the first car chase and after another 15 it made a complete nosedive. Ryan Reynolds proves once again his whole repertoire consist of one character that he can "act". If you seen any of his past movies you know what I mean. The effects are pretty good but that's the only redeeming quality this movie has going for it. The team the movie revolves around is about as stereotypical as it gets, and I couldn't care less about any of them. I have no idea what happened in the last 40-45min because by then i had already completely lost interest and shifted my focus elsewhere.… Expand

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tropicAcesDec 13, 2019

He has to be trolling us. He has to be. There is no way Michael Bat continues to make films that get louder, more unfunny and nonsensically written by accident.

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Dirtybacon27Dec 14, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I had a tuna sandwich whilst watching this film, there wasn’t enough mayonnaise. Same could be said about this film, film had potential however lacked oomph.… Expand

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Kryptic57Dec 14, 2019

I can't fathom why people continue to give Michael Bay money to churn out the lumps of crap he calls movies. If you want to see something completely devoid of creativity or any shot lasting longer than 4.5 seconds while you send your brainI can't fathom why people continue to give Michael Bay money to churn out the lumps of crap he calls movies. If you want to see something completely devoid of creativity or any shot lasting longer than 4.5 seconds while you send your brain into a a vegetative state this two hour long cognitive enema is for you. Not even Ryan Reynolds charm can save this one… Expand

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RonaldoDArcadiaDec 14, 2019

OMG. For a comedy this film is to long. And the name should be 'Amateur Hour: Not Even Deadpool Can Save You'. Sorry Michael Bay, we have awesowe video-games today, we don't need your explosions anymore. Maybe you should reinvent yourself...OMG. For a comedy this film is to long. And the name should be 'Amateur Hour: Not Even Deadpool Can Save You'. Sorry Michael Bay, we have awesowe video-games today, we don't need your explosions anymore. Maybe you should reinvent yourself... in theather? Explosions would be a fresh move in theater. PS: But look this way, i'm here wasting time talking about the movie, right? So there is a crazy good side in this... probably? i'ts not, probably not.… Expand

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FaxthtaxDec 13, 2019

Kept rolling my eyes trough this movie at the first half. Kind of knew what i was getting myself into.
Subpar $150 mil. Michael Bay production with all his trademark. It is a pretty explosive, violent movie. But damn the humor was pretty low.Kept rolling my eyes trough this movie at the first half. Kind of knew what i was getting myself into.
Subpar $150 mil. Michael Bay production with all his trademark. It is a pretty explosive, violent movie. But damn the humor was pretty low. I laughed maybe once through this movie.
The plot is... well pretty mediocre. The start of this movie (that probably burned half the budget alone) tries to establish a background by jumping back and forth to get some sense of character development which turns the movie into a mess. Michael Bay has no clue on establishing back stories. But half way in it lets go and gets on with the story that is not much to get smart about.
The acting is OK but that's it. Reynolds is barely holding up this movie to be enjoyable. But the movie is typical Bay over-the-top production and bad humor lines.

And btw, who moors a yatch with an anchor if you are docksided?… Expand

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MrBalboolJan 26, 2020

issa masterpiece of a film what can i say, michael bay never fails to live up to the hype, deadpool guy is funny

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ProfAmateurNov 25, 2020

perfect example that a big budget is no guarantee for success. featherbrained humour, boring story. only the camera-work in the action-scenes are cool.

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mmallizzioDec 14, 2019

I love Ryan Reynolds, his charm and humor...not this movie. I felt like I was watching a TV commercial. Action sequence, flash cuts, cheesy love scene, product placement...rinse-wash-repeat. Action movies don't need to be complex to beI love Ryan Reynolds, his charm and humor...not this movie. I felt like I was watching a TV commercial. Action sequence, flash cuts, cheesy love scene, product placement...rinse-wash-repeat. Action movies don't need to be complex to be good, this was stinker.… Expand

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Pop_RivettDec 14, 2019

The best way to describe this film is "aggressively idiotic." Take everything you know about Michael Bay films - frenetic action, unnecessary explosions, inexplicably-placed shots of beautiful women, racial stereotypes, and anThe best way to describe this film is "aggressively idiotic." Take everything you know about Michael Bay films - frenetic action, unnecessary explosions, inexplicably-placed shots of beautiful women, racial stereotypes, and an epilepsy-inducing number of cuts per second, and then remove anything that made his other films even remotely bearable, then stretch a plot so thin and utterly beyond credibility over two hours, complete with unlabeled flashbacks, random and disconnected moments of character motivation, and dialogue that flits so rapidly between unfunnily glib to unbearably macho-melodramatic that it might give you mental whiplash. Not even Ryan Reynolds can improve the limpid dialogue and allegedly "comic" scenes.

Imagine the frenetic catastrophe that was the latest Transformers movie, then remove the charm of the Transformers themselves, and you'll be getting close.

It is a masterclass in awfulness. I feel like it should be in future cinema studies subjects with titles like "How to make a truly terrible film on a gigantic budget."… Expand

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allyftwDec 14, 2019

Complete and utter trash. Everything I hate about Michael bay turned up to 11.

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ntrssDec 15, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is possibly the worst film I’ve watched in a long time and undoubtedly the worst film of 2019. The action is tasteless, excessive and unbearably childish with the first 20 minutes of the film being dedicated to a car chase that’s so badly edited it made me feel motion sick. It’s clear to see that Bay is a director that should never be left to his own devices with big moments that “gO bOoM” being prioritised over shot continuity, good writing, clear location and motive establishment and character development.

Bay’s attempts to call out the recent (and current) political climate in the Middle East come off as naive and offensive with a complete lack of taste or subtlety, the fact that a scene where Ryan Reynolds is concerned about drifting into a dog and a scene where a hospital full of children is bombed with gas is utterly unbelievable and throws another curveball as to what the purpose of this film is. I could go on for hours about how this film is awful so I’m going to end this review with the only saving grace in its entire 2+ hr runtime... STORROR. STORROR are a UK team of free runners who I personally love and have been supporting for a long time, they were the only reason I even tried to watch this film. Their choreography and execution is amazing yet severely underused throughout and footage from their own videos from their project “Roof Culture Asia” being thrown into the film completely ruining shot continuity of a scene. No disrespect to them as the project itself was great, but Bay’s choice to include it in his film was confusing and unnecessary.… Expand

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BarnyDec 15, 2019

it's fairly atrocious throughout the whole movie: the acting, cuts, cgi, music are an uneven mix of all sorts of rubbish found here and there. How did they spend 150 millions of dollars on this? In comparison, movies like Hardcore Henry orit's fairly atrocious throughout the whole movie: the acting, cuts, cgi, music are an uneven mix of all sorts of rubbish found here and there. How did they spend 150 millions of dollars on this? In comparison, movies like Hardcore Henry or even the dreaded Fast and Furious franchise appear like masterpieces.… Expand

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egoBorderDec 14, 2019

A boring and unlikeable movie, which loses even more points for squandering a great cast giving a **** and some truly great production value. Unfortunately Michael Bay has never come out of adolescence and cannot make anything interestingA boring and unlikeable movie, which loses even more points for squandering a great cast giving a **** and some truly great production value. Unfortunately Michael Bay has never come out of adolescence and cannot make anything interesting out of what should have been a short made by some struggling young director trying to get his name out there. There are flashes of inspiration, mostly coming from the cast trying very hard to make something out of nothing, but there's no payoff to any of it.… Expand

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Fred12Dec 15, 2019

This movie is a senseless concatenation of one action scene to another... It must be some kind of unexplicable miracle or phenomenon that even after this superficial movie, at the end you can't even be sure you know what the story was aboutThis movie is a senseless concatenation of one action scene to another... It must be some kind of unexplicable miracle or phenomenon that even after this superficial movie, at the end you can't even be sure you know what the story was about (if there was any story). The plot is just about defeating some dictator, and thats it, the rest is Michael Bay... I used to like MB's action movies, but they get worse on each movie, the action cuts are so fast that its no fun to watch them, and character "playing" is just not present..… Expand

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gereihingDec 14, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. If you want to learn the true art of torture, strap someone in a seat and make them watch this movie.

This middle school, food fight of a movie has so many things wrong and nothing really right. I will admit that I had to watch it twice because I fell asleep during the first viewing. So let's unpack a few things.

First, the camera work. Mr. Bey must have wanted to take a page from the Bourne movies, unfortunately the process did not play out. The actions scenes were so herky-jerky that I thought the way the stunts were filmed detracted from the story. Same when it came to building the characters. He was so intent on build a montage of shots at different angles, it appears he forgot that he must keep the camera still long enough for the viewer to develop some sort of bond. But unfortunately, this is were the script fails as well.

I once heard George Clooney on an interview. He said the most important part of a movie is it script. He was spot on this assessment. This script is nothing more than Deadpool on steroids with a very bad dialogue. I can see why there may be a drug problem in Hollywood. If I actually had to say some of these lines, I would probably have to do some sort of drug just to get through it.

Mr. Bey must have thought that if you threw in enough violence, absurd situations (such as using an eye to activate a person's iPhone and car crashes that the viewer would overlook the smaller things like character building, script/plot and camera work. He's wrong.

I would like to congratulate the entire cast on this movie. I would recommend that they call up John Travolta and ask him how he felt after the reviews for "Battlefield:Earth" came out. They all now have their own "Battlefield:Earth" to put on their resume.

If you have more than 2 brain cells and nothing to do, putting a spike in your head or setting yourself on fire would be much more pleasurable that watching this disaster of a movie. I gave it "1' because its Christmas.… Expand

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OlivierPielDec 15, 2019

stopped 10 minutes in...in the middle of a car chase. Even dumb movies à la "Fart and the Fume-ous" have one good thing, the car chase. Michael Bay managed to even ruin the fun. Well done!

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pootrey109231Dec 21, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This has to be the worst big budget movie I’ve ever had the displeasure of viewing a single frame of. The movie comes off as if every character is a ADHD middle schooler in an adults body. Constancy needless shot changes and the worst backstory exposition I’ve ever seen, it was the only time exposition left me more confused then I was before. None of the characters motivations make ANY sense and the action was so boring. I have no idea where the ludicrous budget went. The action in Birdemic was more enthralling and the constant swearing and racist undertones left a bad taste lingering . In half the scenes with blood it looked like either coffee or dilute red koolaid. The plot was one of the most derivative experiences I’ve ever sat though. It literally seems like you asked a redneck xenophobe who has only played the COD games and watched **** Bollywood action movies to write a action movie. Nothing makes sense, everything is slo-mo for no reason, constant **** EDM in the background an of course random sex scenes with nonsensical setups. This movies only audience is overexcitable children and stupid middle aged parents.… Expand

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bpcatchpoleDec 19, 2019

The first ten minutes are possibly 2019's worst. Awful, overdone car crashes, sexism, tropes, and generally bad dialogue. It's a switch your brain off kind of film for sure. Also.. all that violence?! why!? It's as Lynch said, we have becomeThe first ten minutes are possibly 2019's worst. Awful, overdone car crashes, sexism, tropes, and generally bad dialogue. It's a switch your brain off kind of film for sure. Also.. all that violence?! why!? It's as Lynch said, we have become accustomed to horrible violence and this proves it. Not worth a second.… Expand

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jpritchaDec 30, 2019

An absurdly stupid, hyper-violent/gory, overly serious, overly long, pro-'Murica propaganda piece that tries to bill itself as a comedy because it stars Ryan Reynolds.

The 2 most glaringly bad parts of this movie are its plot and editing.An absurdly stupid, hyper-violent/gory, overly serious, overly long, pro-'Murica propaganda piece that tries to bill itself as a comedy because it stars Ryan Reynolds.

The 2 most glaringly bad parts of this movie are its plot and editing.

Plot:
The plot is not only bad, it's bad and doesn't know it's bad and doubles down on the seriousness of everything that makes it bad.

TL;DR
Nobody:
Vigilantes: Let's overthrow a dictator and install his democracy loving brother to bring the poor brown people of this fictional middle eastern country freedom! This will work great and it's not like there's decades of historical precedent on this kind of thing that would say otherwise!

This motivation is supposed to get us through over 2 hours of car chases, shootouts, poorly written backstories, painfully cringey dialogue, grisly deaths that mean nothing, parkour because why not that was a popular action trope in the mid 2000s right?, and a magnetized yacht throwing people back and forth (yep...).

Editing:
For a movie with a $150M budget, the editing is shockingly terrible. There are blatant continuity errors in pretty much every action sequence (the state of the car in the first sequence is the most noticeable, it jumps from being pristine to totaled in every other shot). Were they just hoping that if they made all of the cuts fast enough that nobody would notice or care? It's like they spent the whole budget on effects and then hired a few undergraduate film students to mash them all together on the remaining $5k they had left.

In Summary:
I keep wondering if we've hit peak dumb yet, but then something like this comes along and makes me reevaluate that thought.… Expand

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GlagaireJan 3, 2020

This movie is so bad it makes you want to avoid other movies just in case they put you through the same suffering. In the 1980s when you wondered "How did this get made?" The answer was usually "too much money + loads of cocaine" but is thatThis movie is so bad it makes you want to avoid other movies just in case they put you through the same suffering. In the 1980s when you wondered "How did this get made?" The answer was usually "too much money + loads of cocaine" but is that still a thing? Well the evidence (6 Underground existing) suggests that, yes, yes it is.… Expand

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CujoMattyDec 28, 2019

I have to start with this. I don’t hate Michael Bay movies. I’m in my mid forties and have enjoyed many of them. The Rock, Armageddon, Bad Boys.......awesome. I didn’t even mind Pearl Harbour. I also am a big fan of action films, over the topI have to start with this. I don’t hate Michael Bay movies. I’m in my mid forties and have enjoyed many of them. The Rock, Armageddon, Bad Boys.......awesome. I didn’t even mind Pearl Harbour. I also am a big fan of action films, over the top violence and sex in movies. Thought this movie was going to check all my mood boxes. Michael bay movie? Grrrrreat!!! Ryan Reynolds?? I’m on board!!! People faking their deaths to band together and fight the worlds atrocities???? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool coo.....

This movie however, somehow effed up the simple premise of a mindless action movie. To steal a word from my 20 year old son, it’s soooo extra.... Think every over the top action movie and add Motley Crüe levels of cocaine and you would be getting warm. It’s so completely over the top that it honestly feels like Michael Bay is taking a piss. Almost like a big middle finger to everyone who said his movies are mindless adrenaline action affairs with no substance. “You ain’t seen nothing yet” You could be forgiven for thinking Crank looks like an Oscar winning script next to this but here’s the thing. It’s not even really the plot or the script that’s the problem if I’m being honest. The story and premise are OKish, it’s the direction that makes this a dumpster fire.

It’s so convoluted with shaky camera cuts, flashbacks and other nonsensical scenes, that I was left with my head spinning half way through. The whole first act we spend so much time jumping through time that I thought I owned a Delorean. Then, I thought I was finally past the confusion. A pop up on the screen says “the present” followed by “you’re all caught up” NOPE!!! The film immediately jumps into a flashback of the CIA lady with no name. WTF?? You’re a liar Michael. I hate myself for saying this but what’s with the sex scenes? People just start having sex for seemingly no reason. It’s like Netflix called Bay and told him “we need more cowbell” (cowbell=sex in case you aren’t following) so he just threw the scenes in.

Lastly, The dialogue is insane. More specifically the one liners, which I’m not sure you can call them, because there is a billion of them. Schwarzenegger in Commando levels of bad.

So ya, I hated this movie.… Expand

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XiaoGGDec 15, 2019

This is Ryan Reynolds worst movie since he made Green Lantern. This makes Green lantern look like an Oscar winning movie

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LynchioDec 17, 2019

A brain dead movie. About as pretty as a fireworks display with all of the explosions but genuinely hard to watch the whole film. Over the top cheese. Possibly even more over the top than Fast and the Furious. The plot is weak, the charactersA brain dead movie. About as pretty as a fireworks display with all of the explosions but genuinely hard to watch the whole film. Over the top cheese. Possibly even more over the top than Fast and the Furious. The plot is weak, the characters as awful. At one point the free runner grinds down a railing on a skateboard, to than jump onto a pillar to shoot a car with a grenade launcher. Just because they thought yeah this will look cool. One moment a cars wing mirrors are gone, next angle they're back, so the edit is about as deep and as detailed as the plot. This film is even worse than Green Lantern!… Expand

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ShorterReviewsDec 19, 2019

This is probably the 2nd worst movie I've ever watched. The absolute worst? Transformers: The Last Knight. It's supposed to be a comedic pure action movie, I think.... The jokes are so poorly written, & the "action" is almost impossible toThis is probably the 2nd worst movie I've ever watched. The absolute worst? Transformers: The Last Knight. It's supposed to be a comedic pure action movie, I think.... The jokes are so poorly written, & the "action" is almost impossible to follow with the jarring 1,000 cuts of nothing happening. Also, the overuse of slow-mo is appalling. The dialogue is so so cheesy. The soundbites added in to fill space are redundant, too on the nose, & poorly mixed in. The cinematography style is straight out of 2007. They apparently got the music from a package deal with the cinematography. The wire work is extremely obvious. The CGI ranges from okay to poor & unbelievable (in a bad way). Characters, villains, & cars all teleport from one shot to another. There is no consistency throughout the entire movie. Did they not hire a script supervisor for this movie? Speaking of consistency, the characters act differently depending on the situations, & they seem to forget many things that have been said multiple times. How did someone watch this movie & think it was good enough to release?… Expand

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breezy808Dec 29, 2019

I honestly can't believe there was people that enjoyed this. The humor was completely cringe it felt like I was watching something that was targeted at highschool children while they're vaping while yelling "vape nation bro, 420swagyolo" andI honestly can't believe there was people that enjoyed this. The humor was completely cringe it felt like I was watching something that was targeted at highschool children while they're vaping while yelling "vape nation bro, 420swagyolo" and everybody is laughing cuz idk I guess its cool? I'm almost certain if you make it through the whole movie, you'll need to do a crossword puzzle or an intelligence test just to keep your brain sharp again… Expand

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MrKaptakdaJan 11, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The first ten minutes are a pain to watch. Different shots every 2 seconds, car crashes and explosions get 5 seconds worth and 20 in slowmotion. Dialogue is there because **** trees. Then the movie dumbs down a little bit. Introducing the characters and their backstories wich have been given exactly 6 seconds of thought. Some flashbacks as to how they've "died", added with the typical Michael Bay over the top action and explosions.

Then we finally get to the plot. Some more explosions, horrific deaths and a lot of shooting plus your occasional sex scene, which didn't even get me aroused. That says a lot.

Oh and in the end the dictator got lynched by a crowd and everyone lived happily ever after. Up to 7 Underground. lol.… Expand

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SkuzzleJan 1, 2020

This has been Nr. 2 of worst movies 2019 after Hellboy and one rank above Dark Phoenix. What an attempt to combine almost every Bay movie in one while having a Reservoir Dogs inspired bunch of people trying to replay the plot of TeamThis has been Nr. 2 of worst movies 2019 after Hellboy and one rank above Dark Phoenix. What an attempt to combine almost every Bay movie in one while having a Reservoir Dogs inspired bunch of people trying to replay the plot of Team America.
Explosion here, car chase there, military themes come along of course, random sex scene, sad music while watching loved ones from the distance, sentimental one liners, weapons weapons weapons.
So what's left? Maybe an irge to buy an Alfa Romeo, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Captain Morgan, Lavazza Coffee and many more products advertised in the longest commercial I had to watch in my life!… Expand

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jameshowlett89Jan 1, 2020

Couldn't make it past 10 mins mark lol, absolutely trash. Me and my gf decided it was enough after 10mins, shutdown Netflix and opened up crave and watched life of pets 2 instead, wasn't the best choice but easily better than this crap.

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nkukDec 22, 2020

This is by far one of the worst films I've ever seen. There aren't many films I can't watch all the way through, but this was one of them. It starts with a very Michael-Bay over the top car chase sequence which is watchable and then decendsThis is by far one of the worst films I've ever seen. There aren't many films I can't watch all the way through, but this was one of them. It starts with a very Michael-Bay over the top car chase sequence which is watchable and then decends into complete rubbish. The 'plot' is incoherent nonsense, the script is terrible and the pacing is all over the place. I grew bored of the movie really quickly, didn't care for any of the characters and had no interest in seeing where the story went, basically because there wasn't one, it was just a hot mess of dumb action sequences stringed together. Lifes too short to sit through this kind of garbage.… Expand

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DudeFromIcelandDec 22, 2021

I usually like Ryan Reynolds in most anything but I could not even finish this one. Didn't capture my attention in any way.

For a director that almost exclusively makes action films, Michael Bay makes some REALLY dull movies.

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ComandanteCobraMay 13, 2023

Luxury cars, bad puns, supermodels in high heels, explosions, slow motion shot of the desert, the guy from Deadpool that play the same role in every movie now, european art cities used as a gymkhana track, the cool & tough crew, skyscrapers,Luxury cars, bad puns, supermodels in high heels, explosions, slow motion shot of the desert, the guy from Deadpool that play the same role in every movie now, european art cities used as a gymkhana track, the cool & tough crew, skyscrapers, expensive swag, explosion again, self-parody from the director, eccentric-young billioner hero (with instagram look) vs bad-militaresque-middle aged baddies from a small nation (with receding hairline and foreign accent)… Expand

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