You Suck at Parking

 Xbox Series X
Metascore
74

Mixed or average reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 3 out of 9
  3. Negative: 0 out of 9
  1. Twinfinite
    Sep 14, 2022
    70
    You Suck At Parking is a quirky take on hardcore arcade games and platformers like Super Meat Boy that are built on frustration, but are addicting enough for one more run. The controls are somewhat satisfying and the challenge is enjoyable, but your skill level and dedication determines how deep into the game you get. Otherwise, it is fun for a few afternoons or an occasional session.
  2. TheGamer
    Sep 14, 2022
    70
    I had a lot of fun with You Suck at Parking, something I could stick on for the night and play while passing the controller back and forth with a friend to try and one-up each other when we kept inevitably failing. It has that communal feel, especially with its leaderboards, that will no doubt push people to try and perfect its Deathrun-like level design. I can’t wait to see what community pops up around it, but, unfortunately, I don’t think You Suck at Parking built enough of an identity to leave a lasting impression.
  3. XboxAddict
    Sep 28, 2022
    50
    Overall, I thought I was going to be more impressed with You Suck at Parking, but as I played it more I found myself feeling like I had done the same exact thing before in the previous dozen levels and that there was no real change in what was happening, just that it got more difficult to park.
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  1. EGM
    Sep 14, 2022
    So far, I’ve had a blast with the game’s single-player. The tracks are fun and creative, the concept is simple but effective, and I still feel like I’m mastering the game’s mechanics. It’s definitely not perfect, and feels especially unimaginative in the visual design department, but if You Suck at Parking is as fun in multiplayer as it is in single-player, then it’s going to be one that fans of weird racing games should definitely look out for.

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#65 Best Xbox Series X Game of 2022
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#95 Most Discussed Xbox Series X Game of 2022

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User Score
5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 8 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 8
  3. Negative: 4 out of 8
  1. B-Bog
    Jan 11, 2023
    4
    Funny concept, but the controls reeeeeaaaaaaaallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy suck ass.
  2. Broyax
    Oct 30, 2022
    0
    L’indé du dimanche est un gros étron qui a failli boucher les chiottes lorsqu’on s’est hâté de tirer la chasse par dessus ! il s’agit en effetL’indé du dimanche est un gros étron qui a failli boucher les chiottes lorsqu’on s’est hâté de tirer la chasse par dessus ! il s’agit en effet d’un gros jeu de débile qui con-siste à démarre sa petite auto, puis aller vite se garer (c’est chronométré, cette merde, évidemment….!) sauf que ça se manie comme une merde écrasée, cette petite daube !

    D’autant qu’il faut se garer prestement et que la marche arrière n’est pas autorisée… et c’est pour ça que tu crains pour te garer ! Et comme si ça ne suffisait pas, en plus du décompte de temps, le réservoir se vide… très rapidement et ta charette tombe en rade à deux mètres de la place de parking !

    Si c’est pas un jeu de casse-couilles à la con, ça ! Donc, on se lasse rapidement de ce truc, d’autant que la musique est affreuse, que les graphismes sont ‘limite’ (et limités) et que surtout la maniabilité est entièrement à revoir ! alors, hop, on tire la chasse et on n’en parle plus.    … Full Review »
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