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  • Summary: Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans!

    This easy to play but hard to master 2D spaceflight genre-buster will have you literally and figuratively exploring upwards mobility on your way to fulfilling the space-dream! A hovering
    Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans!

    This easy to play but hard to master 2D spaceflight genre-buster will have you literally and figuratively exploring upwards mobility on your way to fulfilling the space-dream!

    A hovering billboard reads "Launch yourself into riches" and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!

    Conquer 40+ diverse levels using 3 distinct ships!
    If that's not enough, challenge yourself with 5 unique ways to play each level!

    While you're at it, why not drink in the hand-drawn art and original sound track!

    Play a quick level or stay for hours. We know you're a busy person with busy person problems!

    Amass a space fortune as you tackle your debts and buy the shiniest of shinies!

    And do all that while laughing at Newtonian physics as you orbit bodies and deal with open space!

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  1. Mar 31, 2017
    60
    There are a few anti-fun mechanics and sometimes the collision can seem almost random, but it's not enough to totally kill off the fun factor. Like most physics entries, your enjoyment of the game — as well as how much content you're able to squeeze out of it — is heavily dependent on your like or dislike of this style of game, so be sure to know your own preferences before proceeding any further with this one.
  2. Apr 3, 2017
    50
    If Blue-Collar Astronaut allowed for a bit more in the customization stakes or just provided more diversity, then things would feel much more worthwhile. But hey, to its credit, I did get to experience an astronomical amount of debt to pay off.